Naruto X Soul Eater Cross-over

Naruto: "Jinchuuriki Meister"

Chapter 1

"Mission: Pyramid of Anubis!"

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"A sound 'soul' rests within sound mind and sound body"

"The Technical School for Reaper Armsmasters. In short... The 'Shibusen'. Operating from the deepest recesses of all the corners of the world, in order to prevent the second coming of the Demon God, who would bring about the destruction of all existence and envelop mankind within the spirals of madness, the Shinigami established this agency of weapons and those that would be trained to wield them."

"TO PUT IT BLUNTLY! It's an organization of justice to protect peace, but... Why is it a trade school of all things? Well, who cares. All right then, let's get all hyped up and read on!"

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As Kid resummoned his skateboard, he took time to admire the pyramid, "Oh, what marvellous symmetry!" This earned him a hit on the courtesy of Naruto, "Not now Kid, we have a job to do, kay?" Kid nodded as the souls of his partners took shape besides him.

Stretching the kinks out of her back, "Staying as a weapon for too long kills my shoulders" Liz complained. Patti on the other hand, "It's huuuge!" cheering happily as she looked up at the pyramid before them.

Naruto nodded at Patti's point, "It's still amazing how something this huge can be build by the workers of a civilization that did not have modern day equipment for such heights and weights." He commented, getting a frown from Kid, "The rulers of ancient Egypt used slaves to force them in building their pyramids... or die. Not something I'd be proud off or admire in any sense if you asked me."

Naruto gave him a deadpanned look, "Way to kill the mood Kid."

Patti giggled at the pair, "Come on, let's go inside!" she cheered before marching onwards into the construct. "Wait, Patti, wait, wait, wait" Liz panicked before grabbing onto her little sisters shoulders and following behind her, nervously looking around.

Kid gave an amused look towards Naruto, "Seems Liz does not appreciate fine art" Naruto responded with a roll of his eyes, "Come on Kid, lets go before Patti touches something she shouldn't that'll get us all thrown into something else... again" Kid nodded as the two brothers walked in, a dust cloud rolling in behind them, "Awfully dusty though" Kid complained.

As the group moved in, they took time to admire the interior. "I really don't like the looks of this place..." Liz whined. "Oh, is the big bad Gun-girl of Brooklyn afraid of mummies Liz-chan?" Naruto teased, earning a glare from the elder Thompson. "It's fine, let's go!" Patti said to try and calm her sister down.

Kid was at the back as he gazed around the ceiling and walls, "The inside is marvellous, too!" This got him deadpanned looks from Liz and Naruto, 'He has a one track mind' was their simultaneous thought.

Walking further into the pyramid, time passed before the team came across a problem... "Crap" Naruto swore, as he looked at the three tunnels that split off. One to the left, one to the right, and the last straight ahead

Kid looked at all three, "It seems we need to split up if we're to find this Witch" A nod from Naruto, a child-ish wonder from Patti, and a mild nervous breakdown from Liz. "Liz, Patti... we'll head left. Naruto, you good for right?" he asked.

"Yeah... I'm good..." he hesitantly replied, "But are you sure splitting up is a good idea for this place?" this getting constant nods of agreement from Liz. "Remember what Chichiue said, that Witch has a horde of Minions at her call... we might be good, but this place doesn't have alot of room for most of our abilities"

Kid just waved the concern off, "I'm sure we can handle it Naruto. Chichiue trusted us with this mission, so he knows we can handle it", "Yeah! Come on Nee-chan!" Patti cheered, as she grabbed her sister by the arm and brought her along down the left tunnel."

Kid followed behind, and Naruto could have sworn Kid's face went troubled just before he lost sight of his brother. Shrugging his shoulders, he turned right and went ahead... by the end of today, the world will have one less Witch Necromancer to worry about.

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"I don't like this... I hate these kinds of places!" Liz whined, as she hid behind her little sister.

A random thought popping into mind, "Sis, I have a question" Patti began, "I was thinking, if you could go blind if you blink a lot, then everyone stopped blinking, what would happen?"

The complete randomness of the question helped Liz to change her worried outlook, "Well... Nobody would want to go blind right? So when everyone's eyes dried up, eyedrops would sell like crazy..." she answered, all the while looking around

"Hmm... Then we'd better steal a whole bunch of eyedrops!" Patti thought out loud, getting Liz to stare at her sister and briefly question her sanity, "But really, you can't go blind just from blinking" Liz said. Understanding shined in Patti's eyes, "I guess not. You're so smart, sis!" Liz just sighed at her sister's naive nature.

Kid stopped, getting Liz's attention, "What's wrong, Kid?" a thought crossed her mind, "You've been awfully quiet."

Kid thought for a moment, "No... It might just be my imagination..." turning around, "But I can't help but thinking the frame in the foyer of my home is just a little off to the right..."

"WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THAT NOW!" Liz shouted, breaking Kid back into reality.

"I care! What should I do! It's like the world's gonna end..." grabbing his head as if in pain. "Damnit! I need to go make sure!" saying with fear and panic in his eyes, he started walking back the way they came.

"Wait, wait, wait wait wait!" Grabbing his shoulder, Liz's other hand grabbed onto Patti's and the two continued walking forward as she dragged the disgruntled Kid behind them, "Keep your OCD in check! You can look at the frame or whatever after we get back!"

"It's bugging me... It's bugging me too much!" – Kid

"No it's not. No it's not!" – Liz

"It's still bugging me!" – Kid

"Shut up, you little brat!" – Liz

Liz's anger march stopped dead cold as she came face to face with a big ol' Smiley face of a rather large mummy... Her cry for help came out loud, and echoed throughout the pyramid.

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Naruto stopped mid-step as he heard a cry echoing from the tunnel, "What the... was that Liz-chan?" groaning, he grabbed his head at the incoming headache, "Great... what did Patti-chan do this time?"

A giggle replied inside his head at the remark, "That girl sure knows how to have fun Kit. Myo~ why couldn't she come with us" she complained, bored out of her mind... in his mind...

Sighing, "You know as well as I do that Kid doesn't fight unless he has both Liz-chan and Patti-chan to wield" he commented, continuing his trek further down the dark tunnel, "and besides. Isn't it better that we not run into any trouble before we find the Witch than fighting an army of Mummies?" this getting a snort in response and a quiet, 'Heck no'

Naruto could only sigh again at his partner's thirst for battle... it wasn't that it was a bad thing, oh no, it was just that she always wanted to fight whenever they went on a mission, never something easy instead.

Whether it be Kami's sense of humour... or Yami's grace of answering one of her children... But one of them had to have done this. Not 5 minutes later, Naruto walked straight inside a large room that housed a large behemoth of a statue. The statue was that of a black cat's head, red eyes and yellow markings around the ears to its snout, but the body however, was that of a human female wearing garment from that of ancient Egypt. Its height is easily 10-12m tall, and its composition looked to be that of bedrock... overall, there were two responses from this as the large cat statue stared down at Naruto's form... "Shit"/"YAY!"

"SOULS FOR THE PHAROAH" The loud screeching voice of the statue boomed, as it brought its foot up and slammed it on the ground where Naruto was not a moment ago stood.

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"M-m-mummies! Mummies, Patti!" Liz screamed in freight as she hid behind her sister. The mummies made the first move, as they all either brought their hands up to the face's mouths or spread in a welcoming manner... all the while... giggling?

Patti just stared at them with curiosity, while Liz composed herself a bit as she noticed that they hadn't been attacked yet, "They're kinda c-c-cute..." she timidly responded, as Patti mimicked them and brought her hand up to her mouth and giggled too.

The face-mask of the mummy Liz had confronted stared at her for a while, before blood poured out of the eyes and mouth as it opened its gaping hole and licked Liz's face from the chin up. This caused Liz to revert back to freaking out completely, "It licked me, it licked me, it licked me, it licked me!" she cried out, taking steps back while crossing her fingers and crossing her arms, "Cooties, cooties, coooties!" she continued crying out, as Patti just laughed, "Teehee, yucky, yucky!"

Composing herself, her shoulders shook with anger, "How dare you!" turning around, "Patti, transform!" This brought Patti to her side ready, "Roger!" Liz turned around towards Kid, "Kid, let's go!" That was when the two sisters made a discovery... Kid was missing; "Huh" was Liz's response, "Eh?" And that was Patti's.

The sound of a paper was heard, as the two looked up and noticed a note floating down to the ground. As it touched down on the ground, Liz and Patti leaned to read it.


"To Liz and Patty

It's been bugging me too much, so I've gone back for now. It's dark, so be sure to watch your step.

Death the Kid"


"Now way!" Liz panicked, as the mummies chose now to attack while they were distracted. Sensing them coming, Liz went into game-mode, "Patty!" "Right!" Patti did a somersault backwards as her form went bright and she changed back into her gun form. Grabbing the gun, Liz let out a series of shots that quickly demolished the mummy's wrappings and destroyed it as its Kishin Egg Soul went flying out. In retaliation, the other enemies chose to strike from a distance and let their wrapped up arms to fly out in an attempt at nabbing the gun-ho woman, "Stay back!"

Thinking quickly, Liz jumped back as she changed into her gun form, as Patti reverted back in her human form and caught her sister with a twirl of her fingers. As a nearby mummy attempted to lunge at her with its mouth open, Patti stuck the Liz-gun in it, stopping the thing in its track. "Hey! Don't stick me in their mouths!" "Sowwy!" Patti sheepishly replied, as she shot the mummy point blank, while avoiding the one that came behind her.

Doing another back flip, Patti changed back into her gun as Liz reverted back and caught her sister. The mummies fumbled forward ontop of each other as Liz pointed the Patti-gun at their backs and shot.

As their fight escalated, deep within the pyramid passed numerous twists and turns that delved deeper and deeper into the ancient structure. A ritual was taking place as the mastermind Witch behind the resurrected mummies chanted for a new minion. Her get-up was that of a black tattered robe, black leggings that ended just before her pointy ended boots. To top off her get-up, was the typical witch's signature hat – a wide brim hat with a pointed top – yet this had an extra feature, it had a mouth... weird...

"Heart within my body... Heart within my mind... Pharaoh... Awaken!" she finished chanting, as the six Kishin Eggs that surrounded her raced up and flew straight into the large sarcofficus that stood majestically behind her. The Kishin Eggs did their work, as the Witch's magic took effect, awakening the ancient Pharaoh.

"Pharaoh's wrath..." it boomed darkly, as its sarcofficus opened up, revealing a single demonic eye glaring out into the outside world. From within the darkness, a mummified arm stretched out and grabbed onto the witch's head, dragging it into its coffin.

"Ack! It grabbed me!" the Necromancer yelled, "It's picking me up! It's gonna eat me!" she panicked, kicking and screaming as she was dragged into the darkness of the coffin, where it closed behind her... the sounds of crushing bones echoed throughout the Pharaoh's chamber, signalling the death of the witch.

"Play with the souls of my people..." Its booming voice spoke, as blood poured out of the sarcofficus's carved left eye, "And you will feel the pharaoh's wrath."

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Back at Shibusen Academy, Maka and Tsubaki were left behind in their classroom as they sighed at wondering the trouble's their respective partners were up to. "Where in the world did those two go?" Maka wondered out loudly, Tsubaki merely agreeing with her female friend.

Speaking of the two idiots... they were scene racing across Shibusen in search for answers. First stop was Death's Room, the place where Shinigami can usually be found... nobody answered the door. Next stop was just outside the academy, where the man known as Spirit (Maka's father) was relaxing outside, all they got was him waving them away. Next was the reception desk... but the lady there didn't know their answer either... they were feeling defeated, but kept persisting.

Meanwhile, at Kid's home, Kid had just finished measuring the frame at his foyer, and to his delight it was just perfect. "I guess it really was my imagination... Magnificent!" Turning around proudly, knowing it was all in his head, "Well, Liz and Patti are waiting. I'll head back."

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Stomping on the remains of a cat head made of stone, Naruto swallowed down the last of the Kishin Eggs down his throat. Surprisingly, the statue held 4 inside of its body; it would explain why it was more intellectual and tougher than most enemies, as they only have one inside them.

Belch! "Damn... never get used to how they go down so smoothly" Naruto commented, mostly to him self, "Even weirder they have no taste I swear... almost like eating air if it was somehow solid" grumbling about waste of time, he continued his walk through the now opened gate at the other end of the room, hoping to whatever god up there that liked him, they wouldn't run into anymore hold-ups.

"Myo~... That was too easy" the voice in his head complained, getting a snort from Naruto, "Oh don't be like that Naru-kun" the voice responded smoothly, "You know you like it rough too"

"Okay! Ignoring the voice in my head" he quickly said, getting a child-ish 'Hey' at the jab, "Time for us to nab us a Witch!"

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A Kishin Egg floated down, as it went into the bullet cartridge of Patti's gun form. "Well, we just recovered all the mummies' souls." Liz said, as Patti quickly changed back as Liz locked the cartridge. "You split them exactly in half, right?" she asked Patti.

The younger of the two nodded at that, "Yup. If they're not even, Kid will get depressed, huh?" The two went silent as Patti curiously looked forward, while Liz wrapped her arms around her self.

"I'm getting chills... And now there's a weird voice coming from back there..." Liz whined, but Patti wasn't affected. "I wonder what it is?" she wondered, "Let's go!" Patti merrily said before walking off, Liz behind getting more nervous, "No, let's wait for Kid to get back!" This didn't stop her little sister, "We'll be fine, you're with me sis!"

Walking off, she didn't notice the look of defeat/distress/hopelessness and complete and utter freaking out on Liz's face, "No way..."

Time passed, and the two sisters found themselves heading further and further down into the pyramid. Coming upon some stairs that were heading down, they noticed the noises were getting louder and light was coming from ahead. "I think it's coming from in here..." Liz said, as she walked behind her little sister as protection, "Softly now, softly..." getting a 'Roger, roger!' from Patti.

"Stop making that damn noise!" Patti made her scary face, as she demanded the sarcofficus that they found inside the chamber... completely forgetting her sisters worry.

Liz's world went crumpling down at seeing her sister demanding the large coffin infront of them, "You're making your big sister cry!"

"I'm the leftovers!" a disembodied voice spoke behind Liz, and as she turned around, she saw the bloody hand of what could only have been from the Witch herself, and a trial of blood behind the dismembered hand that led back to the coffin. Letting out a loud scream, it seemed to have provoked the Pharaoh as wrappings soon shot out from within and down towards the two sisters.

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Meanwhile, back at Shibusen, Soul and Black Star seemed to have found a lead, as they came across one of Shibusen's Teacher's, Sid Barett.

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- Character Info -

Sid Barett, staff member of Shibusen Academy, he is a muscular build, dark-skinned man with braided hair and black Japanese tattoos on both arms. The kanji contained within these tattoos, present on Sid's shoulders, stand for "Death". He also wears a headband that has the writing meaning "Hole". He is a well polite individual, who along with Stein, have proven to be a formidable fighter, especially with his army style weapons. This dat of information also shows the man having military training, as he is well versed in guerrilla warfare and tactical contact. He is a man of his word, as he plays by his way by claiming that it is the 'Kind of man that he is'

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"What's up with you guys?" Sid asked, seeing two of Shibusen students behind him exhausted, "The bell for class already rang."

Black Star was able to compose himself to respond, as Soul needed more time, "Don't you have students too? So where are you going?"

Sid just smiled at Black Star, "I have some business to take care of. I may not look it, but I'm a busy man."

"Before you go, we have a little problem we need to ask you about." Soul commented, after catching his breathe. "Who took the job at the ruins of Anubis?" Black Star finished for Soul.

Now Sid was interested, "AH... Well, that wasn't one of my students. I'd think that would be a little too heavy for a student anyways." Now Black Star's attention was caught, "Then who was it?" His response was a grinning face to adorn on Sid's mug, "The Son's of Shinigami."

"The Shinigami?" Black Star repeated slowly, as Soul was too processing what he heard, "Son's? Are you serious?"

Sid turned around to face the two, "I have no need to lie" he spoke completely serious. "The sons of Shinigami... Their names are Death the Kid and Naruto Uzumaki Death"

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"We meet again, Anubis!" Kid spoke warmly, as his skateboard – Beelzebub – touched down infront of the entrance once more, "As magnificent as always, I see." Using his board, he skated into the pyramid in search of his partners.

All seemed clear for him, but it wasn't long before something did appear... a small round ball. It looked like some kind of animal. With three black circles on it, two on the head like ears, and one where its stomach would be, two biddy red eyes, a button nose and a cat like mouth (The sideway '3' mouth) Seeing the ball, Kid stopped his board as he knelt down to big it up.

"You!" picking it up, he had a look of love-struck as he viewed the perfect symmetrical object. "What amazing symmetry!" lifting it up higher, "Magnificent!"... "Wait..." The love stricken face gone, replaced by irritation. Taking a closer look, he spotted imperfection. The ball-creature-thing had three eyebrow lashes on the right eye, but four on the left...

... "You disgust me!" he roared, before kicking the offending ball away. Skating forward, completely ignoring the destroyed ball-creature, "How completely vile."

"Liz! Patty!" calling out for his partners to respond, hoping to find them quicker

"Kid..." Liz's voice responded back, almost exhaustingly... almost seductively. Patti next to her as the wraps from the Pharaoh constricted more around her form, pushing her breasts up, while wrapping around Liz's bottom... whether by accident or in the Pharaoh's own perverted method... pushing Liz's pants lower, exposing a bit of her panties.

Kid had just arrived in time to stop dead at the scene before him, his jaw lowering as his brain tried to register what was happening. The scene of both Patti and Liz hung up with wraps, as the wraps themselves seemed to constrict and seemingly pulling on their clothes...

... "Sorry. Looks like I'm interrupting." Was Kid's immediate response, as he turned around and made his move to leave as quickly as possible.

"Wait wait wait wait wait!" Liz panicked, her shouts provoking the Pharaoh once more, as the wrappings quickly twirled around themselves into drill like weapons and launched at Kid. Sensing the attack, Kid turned and flipped into the air, using his board as a shield and disintegrating the wrappings.

"What the hell is this thing?" Kid commented as he gazed at the sarcofficus.

"IT'S ABOUT GOD-FREAKING BLOODY TIME!" a shout came from the chambers entrance, as Kid, Patti and Liz turned and spotted Naruto coming in, "I had to fight 4 Obelisks' and a room full of mummies before I even found this damn room. Do you KNOW how annoying that is?"

Naruto reacted fast, as spear like wraps came directly for him. A Shine came from his right arm, and in an instant, the wrappings were all shredded in a protective wall of wind. Out of the light, came what one can only describe as a demonic looking black with white lining arm-gauntlet that reached from his fingers up to his shoulder.

"Well, well, well" Naruto sing-song as he gazed at the battle ready sarcofficus, "It seems we arrived just in time for the party" Bringing his arm downwards fast, it erupted in blue flames, yet it did not burn even his clothes as it fluttered beside it, "Shall we dance your majesty?"


Team Death has found themselves in the depths of the Pyramid of Anubis! The Witch is dead, the Pharaoh is brought back to life! And now the King of Ancient Egypt wants to collect the Souls of our heroes! What will happen to the Death Crew, and what will the crew back at Shibusen do at finding out about Shinigami having sons?

Find out Next Time in Chapter 2: "Pharaoh's Wrath! Kid Justice!" STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT!


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