Sorry if the characters are OOC but I see Wally as somebody who loves kids. He's one of the few superheroes that manages to get married and have kids who don't hate him (Bruce I'm looking at you) along with Barry.

I also don't get why people say Wally can't cook, I see him as being able to cook anything seeing as he's a speedster.

Dick on the other hand grew up in a circus and a mansion. I would be surprised if he knew how to cook.

Speedsters are family men.

That's all thanks for the reviews so far. I live for them.

For the sake of this story Robin and Wally are both sixteen.


"Where are you guys going?" Dick asked.

They had just finished eating dinner and his siblings were leaving the room.

"To watch TV."

"What about the dishes?" Dick pouted.

"Did you or did you not choose edible food over cereal." Wally huffed crossing his arms.

"Fine I'll do the dang dishes."

Jason snickered to himself waiting until Wally left the room before making a slashing motion with his wrist. "Whipped."

"Shut up Jason."

Jason grinned walking into the leaving room only to be greeted with loud yelling and shouts. His siblings were arguing on what they should watch on TV he snickered to himself leaning against the doorway wondering how the speedster would handle this.

"Okay stop! Here's how we're gonna do this. Timmy how old are you?"

"Seven." He muttered shyly.

Wally nodded pointing at Steph.

"I'm nine and Cassi is twelve."

"Okay what about you Jason?"

"I'm fourteen."

Wally nodded picking up Dami and rubbing noses with him, "What about you, adorableness."

It starts with Dami.

"I'm one!" Dami squealed patting Wally's cheeks. "And quarters."

The rest of his siblings stared in shock, the last person who tried to rub noses with Dami had gotten their nose bitten off. What made Wally so different?

"Good. I'm sure you all have bedtimes so Dami, will watch his show first, then Timmy, Steph, Cassi and Jason. If you whine then you don't get to choose and if you want to watch a movie you lose the next night's choice."

Everyone exchanged glances before nodding that seemed fair.

"So what do you want to watch?" Wally asked addressing the baby in his hands.

"Dexter!"

"Dexter's laboratory I use to love-"

"Not the cartoon!" Steph interrupted, "The one about the serial killer who kills bad guys."

Wally blinked eyeing the baby in his arms who was staring at him, and shrugged.

"To each their own I guess. I still say Dexter's Laboratory was better." Wally said sitting in the middle of the couch and placing Dami next to him. "So he won't get nightmares right?"

"Nah." Steph said sitting down next him, and dragging Timmy down next to her.

"Okay then."

Cassi sat next to Dami while Jason flopped down next to her, pulling out his cellphone.

"Who are you calling?" Wally asked.

"A friend. She's the only one who can bathe and put Dami to bed without being covered in bruises."

"Right you do that."

They watched the show in silence Wally soon learned that Dami had a tendency to cry if somebody talked, moved or made any type of noise while he watched his program.

Wally was vibrating on the couch as a way to release some pent up energy ignoring the looks he was getting from the kids.

"Finished!" Dick huffed walking in the room.

Damien out a cry and Dick rolled his eyes, picking his brother up and sitting down in his seat holding the squirmy baby in his lap.

"Put me down! Gayson down!"

Wally snickered, glancing at his friend. "First Dick now Gayson? Your name sucks dude."

"Shut up Wallace."

"Dude not cool."

"Your full name is Wallace?" Steph asked.

"No his full name is-"

"-Please don't say it! I'm sorry for making you do the dishes-"

"-Wallace-"

"-I'm sorry about blaming you when I painted the Batmobile yellow, and through ten tanks of glitter in your pool and I'm sorry-"

"-Rudolph West-"

"You suck."

"Like the reindeer?" Timmy snickered.

"And you had the nerve to tease gayboy?" Jason said pointing at Dick.

"Hey!"

Cassi raised an eyebrow shaking her head in sympathy while Steph fell to the ground laughing and singing."

"Wally the red-haired speedster had a very shiniy head!" She sang

"Kill me now." Wally moaned falling onto the floor.

"And all of the other speedsters use to laugh and call him slow."

"I'm dying."

"They never let poor Wally join in on saving the world!"

"And I'm dead." Wally said spreading out and covering his eyes with his arm.

"Wally the red nose speedster-"

"-OW!" Wally said clutching his arm, "What the? Why did he bite me? You guys are all evil!" He shouted pointing at them and collapsing back on the floor.

The rest of the siblings exchanged glances being bitten by Dami was like a rite of passage. It determined on whether he was gonna make your life hell or slightly hellish. Your reaction to the bite determined if he liked you or not.

Bruce didn't seem to notice the bite, not even after he bit him again this time hard enough to draw blood. Alfred had glanced at him with a look that said if he got bit Damien would be sure to regret it. Alfred was his favorite by far.

Dick had thought it was cute and tried to kiss him and playfully nip back. Damien had bitten his nose but even with the stitches Dick still thought he was just cute. Damien tended to avoid Dick in fear of being smothered by hugs and kisses.

Jason had tried to attack him his exact words being I don't care if he's a stupid baby! Jason was his second favorite. Cassi had pulled out a dagger and pointed it at him before walking away. He avoided her for a while. Steph was like Dick except she had also locked him in a closet as punishment. He avoided her too. Tim had cried, he didn't like Tim very much.

Dami crawled over poking at Wally's healing arm, he had bitten hard enough to draw blood and the skin was knitting itself close.

"Gone."

"Yeah superpowers and all. They're pretty helpful. I'll remember this just so you know."

"Tt."

The doorbell rang and Dick left to get, Wally and Steph stayed on the floor and Damien sat on Wally's chest messing with his face.

Jason, Tim, and Cassi exchanged glances the last person to pass the test was.

"Barbie!" Damien shouted scrambling for the girl.

Barbara Gordon. She had bitten Dami back not enough to hurt but enough to make a point regardless of the fact that he was a baby.

"That's the girl who you're training to be Batgirl?" Wally asked.

"Jealous?"

"Duh! She's a redhead! Of course I'm jealous."

"That's it? Not cause she's hot and stuff?" Dick asked, Wally was obsessed with chicks.

"She's pretty I'll give you that but you have a redheaded partner. The closet I have is Speedy and he doesn't count."

Dick rolled his eyes tuning out his friend, Wally was so weird.

Wally stood up zooming over to Barbara, "Hello Wally West fastest boy alive."

"Hello Barbara Gordon not interested." She smirked, raising an eyebrow.

"Ouch." He grinned.

"You really shouldn't advertise that. I'm sure being fast will make you lose dates not gain them."

"Feisty, Dick sure knows how to pick em. But beautiful, I'm more than just fast. With speed you need endurance. Gotta be able to get back up when you fall. Not to mention." Wally grabbed Barbara's hand, smirked and vibrated softly. "I vibrate."

Barbara withdrew her hand smirking. "Nice."

Wally grinned flexing, putting his hands behind his head, "I know right so how do you know Dick?"

"Shortest kid in the whole school. How can you not know him?"

"I am not short! At least not anymore!"

"I'll see you around I gotta put this little devil to bed then get home before my dad freaks." Barbara said.

"Right." Wally grinned walking back to the TV.

Barbara watched him go appraisingly eyeing him, "Come on you little monster time for bed."

"No! Wally tuck me!"

All eyes turned to the male redhead who stood there scratching his head confused. "What?"

"He wants you to get him ready for bed." Barbara whispered.

"Oh no problem." Wally said plucking the awaiting baby out of her hands. Dami climbed up resting atop his head. "Come on you little monkey."

They watched the pair leave in shock. The only people who could get Damien to bed with no trouble were Alfred and Barbara. Bruce and Dick could after hours of fighting. But nobody else had managed it.

"That was unexpected." Tim muttered.

It starts with Damien.


Then Cassi had a nightmare.

Cassi has a lot of nightmares some of them would be mentally scarring if they didn't happens to be past memories. When she has a nightmare she looks for Dick, or Alfred. Once she snuck into Damien's room and slept on the floor next to his crib.

She's still not use to the luxury of sleeping in beds especially ones as nice as the beds here. Alfred always gives her a cup of milk and stays on her room until she falls asleep. Dick reads her stories until she falls asleep.

Cassi heads to the kitchen hearing rustling noises but finds the speedster. Wally. She smiles slightly, after all Wally is an amusing name.

"Cassi! What are you doing up?" Wally asks shifting the food in his hand.

She shrugs looking at the ground, holding herself.

"Oh." Wally says, he gets it instantly, "Did you have a nightmare?"

Cassi stayed silent looking at the ground and Wally kneeled down looking her in the eye, "You know when I was younger when I had nightmares my parents and I would camp down in the living room. We'd make a blanket fort and pretend we were camping. Do you wanna have a camp out with me?"

She but her lip thinking it over, it was a bit different than warm milk and a bedtime story, but it sounded nice. She nodded giving him a small smile.

"Great! I'll go get the blankets!" He said rushing off.

Cassi watched him go, and rubbed her chest, feeling a warm fuzzy feeling flowing through her body.

Then Cassi had a nightmare.