Bustman: I'm back! Sorry for the long delay. I had other stories I needed to work on, and schoolwork got in the way. Anyways, here is the anticipated second chapter! Bowser, take it away.

Bowser: Good sirs who may be reading this, this lad here does not own anything at all. All characters belong to their quaint respective owners. Jolly good?

Bustman: Jolly good. Read and review! The more reviews I get, the quicker the next update will come!


Ganondorf hit the floor hard. He got up and shook himself. Someone groaned next to him. He looked down.

"Need a hand?"

Wolf groaned and grasped Ganondorf's outstretched hand. "Thanks."

Ganondorf looked around. There were machines everywhere, flashing green lights and making beeping sounds. There were radars on the wall, and many different gadgets hanging up on a wall to his right. In front of him, there was a hallway.

"Where are we?" Ganondorf asked Wolf.

"No clue." Wolf growled. He looked around. "That scumbag AMAZING must have betrayed us."

"Well, then, let's look for an exit." Ganondorf mumbled. "I think that hallway is our best bet."

"Let's go then."

The two villains walked past the radars and into the hallway. Many different doors were on either side of the hallway, their knobs gleaming. Finally, the two came to a large set of double doors. They entered, and flinched in surprise.

All of the other eleven smashers were quietly talking at a large table, and AMAZING sat at the head. He smiled as Ganondorf and Wolf looked around, bamboozled.

"So nice of you to join us. Please, take a seat."

The two smashers hesitated, but drew up chairs. AMAZING cleared his throat.

"Now that we're all here, let's begin. As you already may know, there is a multidimensional war going on right now."

"What! No one ever tells me anything." Pikachu grumbled. Lucario rolled his eyes.

"You're to young to know about the war."

"I don't know anything about it either!" Peach piped up. AMAZING looked at Lucario.

"Would you like to explain it?"

"Sure." Lucario sat back in his chair. "Six months ago, the Mushroom Kingdom got very angry with Hyrule. It was just after the great tornado struck the domain, and the Hyrulians traveled to the mushroom kingdom for shelter as their warriors began to rebuild. They were weak and hungry, so they stole some of the 1-up mushroom supply from the Mushroom Kingdom's storage area. Upon discovering this, the Mushroom Kingdom began a large fight with Hyrule. As they tried to set fire to each other's domains, and trampled the forests, pollution started to go up into the air.

The Lylat System teamed up with the residents of Skyworld and Dreamland to try and stop them. Thinking that the ships coming down to restore peace were their enemies, the Mushroom Kingdom and Hyrule shot many of them down. This angered them, so they began fighting both ways with them.

All of this chaos angered the Pokémon, making them unreasonable and wily. The Pokémon trainers ganged up with the residents of the Mushroom Kingdom to try to defeat Hyrule and the fighters from the sky so the war would finally be over. However, Hyrule called in their allies from Altea and the Galactic Federation to help them.

Because the environment was slowly being wrecked, the Kongs, the pikmin, and the residents of Onnet teamed up and slowly began to steal the food supplies and weapons from all of the different sides, hoping they would surrender or make peace. Unfortunately, all three sides thought that they were taking the weapons and food to build up their own army, so they were mixed into the war too.

Now there are four sides, the Mushroom Kingdom and Pokémon, the Hyrulians, Alteans and warriors of the galactic federation, the Lylat System, warriors of Skyland and residents of Dreamland, and the Kongs, Pikmin and residents of Onnet."

"Precisely." AMAZING nodded. "The reason I have brought you all here is because we have to try to find out as much information as we can about this war, and hopefully put an end to it. I have brought you all here to be spies for me."

"Excuse me?" Snake growled. AMAZING smiled.

"Yes, that's right, spies. We will go undercover and go straight into the midst of the war undetected. So, I will now give you your codename, give you your own personal gadget, and tell you the reason I brought you here.

"Snake," AMAZING turned to Snake. "Your official codename will be Camouflaged Expert, in honor of your long years of spying. I present to you Paralyze Spray, which will paralyze anyone for at least 5 minutes. I have brought you here because of your past spying experience."

"Sounds good." Snake growled.

"Wolf," AMAZING looked at Wolf. "Your codename will be Shoot-out Daddy, and your official gadget will be this rapid fire blaster. It shoots twice as fast as your regular one, and the lasers go much further. I have chosen you because of your remarkable aim."

"Cool! …Although I don't really like my codename." Wolf said.

"Sorry, can't be changed. Bowser, your official codename will be Informed Old Chap, and I present to you this armor for your shell that will reflect any projectiles. Your spin attack will also do more damage. I have chosen you for your gift of knowledge…and your funny accent."

"Jolly good."

"Lucario, your official codename will be Aura Dude, and I give you this sword. While you hold it, the power of the aura travels through the blade, making it very powerful. I have chosen you because of your aura ability."

"Thank you very much."

"Meta Knight, your official code name will be Creepy Stalker Dude…"

"WHAT!!!!"

"…and I present to you this tracking device. Latch it on to a human or an object, and then look at this small radar that I also give you to find out their location. I have chosen you because of your gliding abilities and expertise at using a sword."

"Creepy Stalker Dude…bleh!" Meta Knight muttered.

"Pikachu, your official codename will be Thunder Mouse, and I present to you this TM of Dig. You will have the ability to travel through the ground with this. I have chosen you because of your swiftness and your ability to use electricity."

"Cool! Can I also drink now?"

"No. Toon Link, your official codename will be Green Midget…"

"Are you kidding????"

"No, I'm all to serious. I present to you this slingshot, which will shoot any object a great distance. I have chosen you because of your many gadgets, such as your sword, shield, bombs, boomerang, clawshot and bows and arrows."

"Well, the slingshot is cool, but I still hate my codename." Toon Link muttered.

"Mr. Game & Watch, your codename will be Shadow Lurker, and I give you this unique bell. It calls all animals around you towards you. I have chosen you because of your ability to blend into the darkness."

"BEEP!"

"Peach, your codename will be Sports Girl. I give you this small lie detector, which you can use to detect when a person is lying. I chose you because of your kindness and motherly instinct for others, to keep the two kids on track."

"Sweet!" Peach cheered.

"Samus, your codename will be Robotic Bomber, and I present to you this data programmer. It helps you break into computers and receive information. I have chosen you because of your weapons and your calmness through the most desperate of times."

"Thanks. But you have yet to earn my trust." Samus growled. AMAZING nodded.

"I understand." AMAZING nodded, then turned to Luigi. "Luigi, your codename will be The Green Avenger. I give you this magnet, which will attract metal objects from far distances. I have chosen you hoping that you will be able to come out of your brother's shadow and prove yourself a hero during this mission."

"Th-thank you." Luigi nodded.

"Wario, your codename will be The Garlic Gobbler, and I present to you this new motorcycle. It can hold up to three people on the back, and it has fire power attached to the front and back. I have chosen you so you can lose some weight."

"HEY!!" Wario shouted.

"And lastly, Ganondorf." AMAZING turned to the villain. "Your codename is High School Musical Fanatic, HSM Fanatic for short."

"What!? I don't know what your talking about…" Ganondorf nervously laughed.

"I have chosen you because you are such a bad singer, it will cause any enemy to run away screaming. So I present to you this microphone."

"A microphone??? That's it, I'm out of here." Ganondorf got up. AMAZING caught his arm.

"Oh, alright, have it your way. I also present to you this Swiss army knife. It has a million different things with a million different uses inside of it."

"Great." Ganondorf grumbled, sitting down. AMAZING smiled.

"And that's everyone! Great! I'll show you to your bunks, and we'll get started tomorrow."