They were all in a group talking about the problem. Germany was doing lots of the talking but right now it was Japan.

"They seem to be unaware of our true identities," Japan said.

"Let's keep it that way for now," Germany said. "It looks like we will have to work together for the time being."

"I refuse to work with people as barbaric as you," France said.

"I didn't want to work with you either, frog!" Britain said.

"Um, guys-"

"From now until we pay off this debt we should address each other by our other names," Germany continued. "None of the stupid pet names and try to refrain from calling out someone's country name."

"Got it," Italy said. He seemed to be the only one who was listening at the time.

"I say we just make a mad dash for the door," America said. "If we all run fast enough they'll never catch us. Here's how it would work, Britain and France would stay behind as a distraction. Italy you-"

"That would never work, you git," Britain said.

"I think-"

"Would you all just listen," Germany said. Of course no one would, except Italy. Britain and France were at it again and Japan was trying to calm them down. America was picking on Italy who was crying out for help.

"Excuse me," Canada said. Every one stopped as if they just noticed he was there.

"What's up, Canadia?" America asked.

"Right now I think the only way we can get all this done and over with is by working together," Canada said. "After it's over you guys can go back to beating each other up but I would really like to get this over with. I have to get Kumakuru back home to feed him soon."

Meanwhile, the Host club was trying to figure out what the nations were saying.

"Can you hear them?" Tamaki asked.

"We can't hear them loud enough, boss!" The twins said as they tried to peer out above Japan's head.

"Well, try harder!"

"It looks like they're finishing. We can't do any more." Hikaru and Kaoru walked back beside Tamaki.

As the countries broke apart, Germany was the one who spoke. "Sorry for the confusion, but we have agreed to take part in your club activities, as long as they are not too crazy. I go by the name Ludwig, by the way." He turned to the others, who recited their names. ((A/N: We will be going by human names from now on!))

"Feliciano, reporting for duty, captain!"

Ludwig sighed. "Salute with your right hand. Next!"

"Konichiwa, I am Kiku. I am sorry for all of this craziness." Kiku gave a slight bow.

"HAHAHA! I'm Alfred, everyone's hero!"

"No you're not, you git. And I'm Arthur."

"Bonjour! I am Francis! My hobby is to go on strike."

"Oh, I guess it's my turn. My name's Matthew. This is Kimajiku." He looked down at the little bear he had in his hands.

"Um, Matt, his name's Kumajiro. Jees, man! You can't even remember the name of your own bear!"

"Well I guess we better introduce ourselves," Tamaki said. "To start with I am the Host club's president Tamaki Souh, but you may refer to me as king."

"Wow he's more full of himself than Alfred is," Arthur mumbled to himself.

"Our vice president is Kyoya Ohtori. He is the one standing to the left of me with the glasses. All the way to the right is one of our third-year members, Hunny-senpai. Mori-senpai is out right now, but he is hard to miss."

"Are you trying to tell us that that kid is actually a third year in high school?" Arthur said.

"Why of course," Tamaki said. "Why would I lie about something like that? Continuing on, to the left of Kyoya are the Hitachiin twins, Hikaru and Kaoru. Good luck trying to tell them apart. That brings us to our newest member, Haruhi Fujioka, the honor student and commoner." At this they all turned to Haruhi who seemed to take offense at this remark.

"As you will shortly see we each of our members abilities to full advantage. Hunny is the boy-lolita, Mori, the strong silent type, Hikaru and Kaoru, the mischievous type, I am the cool type, and Haruhi is the natural." Kyoya said.

"So then where does that leave your president?" Francis asked.

"I'm glad you asked," Tamaki said. "I am the princely type. I cater to the dreams of-"

"Moving on," Kyoya said. "We will need to assign you all to a host so that you can learn. We will also need to pick out a personality for you to take on whenever you are with a customer. If you could tell us a little more about yourselves when you get the chance it would definitely help."

For some reason Italy seemed confused. "Wait, you guys serve girls right?" he asked.

"I figured that would have come across a bit more clearly, but yes," Kyoya said.

"So then…Why do you have a girl in the club?" Feliciano was pointing at Haruhi.

Tamaki immediately ran to Haruhi's defense in shock, the twins behind him. "Wha-what are you talking about? This guy is the manliest person you've ever met!" Tamaki keeps rambling on about how Haruhi's strong and manly while Feliciano stands there in confusion.

"No, this guy is!" Feliciano pointed to Ludwig, who put his hand to his face.

"Uh, oh! Someone figured out Haru-chan's secret!" Hunny blurted out just before Hikaru shushed him. "Shut up, idiot!"

"Guys, I don't really care if anyone sees me as a boy or a girl, it's not like I was keeping it a secret or anything." Haruhi said.

"Oh, really? Good!" Feliciano was relieved, but then got nervous again. "B-but it doesn't matter what you wear, you can wear whatever you like! Like this one time, I-"

Ludwig gave him a pat on the shoulder. "Feliciano, they don't need to hear your whole backstory. I'm sure she gets what you're trying to say."

Just then, Mori walked in with all of the Ouran high school uniforms. Tamaki took them out of his hands and handed one to each of the newest members. "Perfect timing, Mori-senpai. I want each of you to change into these uniforms. These are what you will be wearing whenever you are hosting, which is every day after school. Our lovely guests will be arriving shortly, so go into the rooms in the back. The twins will escort you there."

"Hey," Feliciano said. "They're kinda like the uniforms we have to wear at the world academy."

"World academy?" Hikaru said.

"What's that?" Kaoru asked. "We've never heard of it before." Feliciano immediately realized his mistake. Every nation in the room glared at Feliciano who began panicking again.

"It's nothing special I mean it's just-"

"It is a private school that we all attended at one point or another," Kiku said. "It accepts many exchange students and teaches us many different topics in the hope that we will better be able to understand the different cultures of other countries."

"Sounds boring," Hikaru and Kaoru said. "Did you guys have any free time?"

"There were many unusual clubs," Kiku continued.

"Black magic is not unusual!" Arthur said. "It is an art."

"Be that as it may," Ludwig said. "You guys did strange things in that club."

"And your newspaper club was normal," Arthur said.

"Whoa, whoa, hold up a second," Hikaru said. "You guys are never going to get anywhere if you keep fighting like this."

"Don't you ever get along?" Kaoru asked. They weren't really surprised when that question was answered with silence. Just then there was a knock at the door and Tamaki came in.

"I see that you are all dressed. Our guests have just arrived, and are waiting upon your arrival. We don't want them waiting, now do we?" Tamaki lead everyone out into the music room, where each of the Hosts was surrounded by girls in yellow school dresses, swooning over each of them. The twins disappeared in the crowd.

"Wow, I love your pirate cosplay!" one girl said. "You actually look like the real thing!"

Another gasped. "You actually got Haruhi to dress up, too! He looks so cute!"

One girl noticed the nations following Tamaki out of the changing rooms. "Who are they?" she asked "And why aren't they dressed up in pirate costumes like the rest of you?"

Tamaki walked up to her and cupped his hand under her chin. "These are my new recruits on this pirate crew," He replied. "These boys will be trained in the art of pirating. And what's a lovely crew without new recruits?"

The girl's face reddened. "I-I don't know..."

"That's simple," Arthur piped up. "A pirate without his crew is nothing. New recruits keep adding to the adventure of a pirate's life. I should know, beca-" Alfred hit him on the head.

"Dude, shut up about that!"

Arthur rubbed his head. "Ow! Was that really bloody necessary?!"

Feliciano gazed at the room in awe. He was about to run over to a group of girls surrounding Hunny and Mori, but was cut short by Ludwig. "You shouldn't be running around flirting with every female in this room!" Ludwig said. "You have to stay with us."

Feliciano looked at the ground in disappointment. "Yes, sir."

"So what are we supposed to do?" Alfred asked.

"Well for now you should just find a place to sit," Kyoya said. "You should observe each of the members techniques and think about your own approach."

"That should be rather easy for me," Francis said.

"Don't expect it to be easy," Kyoya said. "Girls can be rather vicious. We might let you each have a chance to try your hand."

"Oh, what an adorable little bear!" The countries turned around to see three girls crowding around Mathew. They were all petting Kumajiro.

"What's his name?"

"I'm Mathew, and this is Kumajino," Mathew said. The nations just looked at Mathew in surprise. People had noticed him.

"Would you mind if we sat with you today?" one girl asked.

"I wouldn't mind at all," Mathew said as the group of girls swept him away.

"Would you look at that," Arthur said. "I guess they like shy guys."

"It would appear so," Kyoya said, writing something in his book.

Ludwig turned to the group. "I think we should all split up," He said. "We would cover more ground that way."

"I'll go with Ludwig! Feliciano said as he held on to Ludwig's arm.

"Ja, I guess I'll have to keep an eye on you, then," Ludwig said. "The rest should sit somewhere and try not to cause trouble."