"Aerith?"

Zack catiously slipped into the church, looking for his flower girl.

"Hi Zack!"

"Aerith, you won't believe what happened yesterday! I bought a hacked Furby on eBay!"

"Yes, Zack, and I kissed a girl." She chuckled, praying that Zack knew she was using sarcasm.

"WHAAAAAAAT?"

Apparently not…

xxx

"Maybe if I buy ooooone more it'll be in tip-top shape!"

Zack found a limited edition Furby on eBay, only this one wasn't Fire based. It was Water based. There were only 2 left.

"HIGHEST BIDDER! SUCKERS!"

"ZACK! GO TO SLEEP!"

"Cloud! I have the perfect Furby!"

"I don't ever want you to say Furby again,Zack…"

"Here!"

Zack was holding a little blue Furby, much to the blonde's dismay. "It came with a halo and a pair of wings, too!"

The SOLDIER took out the plastic wings and halo, attached by a thread, and clipped them onto little Furby's back.

"There!"

"Go to bed Zack, it's 2 in the morning…."

xxx

"Aerith? Hey, gotta surprise for ya!"

"Hm?"

"IT'S A FURBY!"

"Zack…."

"Come now, it's not spitting vulgar like yesterday, good sign."

"HEY THERE CUTIE PANTS"

"What was…That?"

"Oh no…"

"LEMME GIVE YAS A KISS!"

"Zack! It's…Talking?"

"F-Furbys do that, Aerith…It's alright…I hope…"

"I think it likes you, Zack!"

"HEY HOTT STUFFS"

"Holy-"

The Furby started jumping up and down, almost into Aerith's flower bed, but Zack was able to stop it.

"Better than it was yesterday I guess…"

"HEYY ARE YA MARRIED?"

"Wh-what?"

"I SAIDS ARE YA MARRIEDD!"

Part of him didn't wanna answer that…

"YES OR NOOOO!"

Suddenly the angry Furby started shooting water all over the place. It didn't say in the description it was that cold.

Zack immediatley went over to shield Aerith, even though they both were already soaked.

"BACK OFF HE'S MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

"Zack, this thing's scaring me…"

The flowers! His mind screamed, but it was basically them or her.

But he knew just what to say…

"Ummm…ummm…I'M MARRIED!"

"Zack?"

"WHERE IS SHE!"

"S-somewhere out there…I think!"

"IMA KILL HER!"

When the Furby's back was turned, Zack swiftly pulled out a Fire materia and burned the hacked toy to a crisp.

"Zack, the flowers! Oh and, you're single right?"

"Course not," he said softly while kissing her on the forehead. "Just not married!"

"I see…" She blushed slightly, and Zack noticed. "Haha…I'm so sorry Aerith…OH the flowers!"

The girl's precious flowers remained unharmed.

"Oh hurray"

"Don't apoligize, Zack,that was actualy quite thrilling."

"But who keeps selling limited edition hacked Furbys on eBay?"

Aerith shrugged. "Next time buy it fom the store."

"BUT AERITH! I caaaan't! I neeeeed limited edition Furbys!"

"Why?"

Zack sniffled. "I'm lonley sometimes…"

"Awww you poor child."

"So what about this then?" Zack walked over and picked up the flirtatious little thing that was once a fluffy little Furby. Then he opened the door…

"WHO WANTS FURBY ASHES! IT'S LIMITED EDITION!"

"MEEEEEEEEE!"

Aerith rolled her eyes. Leave it to Zack to buy two hacked Furbys….

Soon to be three…

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