Chapter 2: Jonathan's Virginity
When they got in, they all collapsed onto the couch. That's when The Joker got a hilarious idea of how to upset Jonathan.
"Hey Jonny?" He slurred.
"What?"
"Are you a virgin?" Cherry beat him to it.
"Where the hell did that come from?"
"You nicked my question." The Joker whined sarcastically. Cherry stuck her tongue out at him and looked back at Jonathan.
"Well, are you?" She pushed.
"No." Jonathan replied flatly.
"Are you sure?" Joker asked him.
"Yes!" Jonathan cried. He could hear Scarecrow laughing at him.
"So you are a virgin?" Cherry widened her eyes in mock surprise.
"No I'm not!" Jonathan cried.
You're losing an argument to a pair of drunks. Scarecrow laughed a him.
"No need to get defensive. We were just asking a simple question." The Joker said nicely. They sat in silence for a moment.
"Virgin." Joker said suddenly and both him and Cherry burst out laughing.
Jonathan growled and got up from the sofa and stalked over to his bedroom, slamming the door.
"Look, you've upset him now!" Cherry moaned and got up to go after Jonathan.
"Jonny?" She called rapping her knuckles on his door gently.
"Fuck off!" Came Jonathan's voice. He really was upset.
"I'm sorry! I'm drunk and I'm being stupid." She slurred.
"Okay. Fuck off!" That didn't make him feel any better.
Cherry looked back to The Joker who wasn't there.
"J. Help me here!" She called.
"One moment." He called back.
"Jonny please. If it makes you feel any better, I didn't lose mine 'til I was 19."
Jonathan raised an eyebrow then frowned. "Look I've told you I'm not a virgin. Now go away."
"Jonathan. If you come out. I'll show you a magic trick." The Joker said carrying a bucket of water towards his door.
Jonathan considered it for a moment and opened his door.
"Alright what?" He asked trying to keep and annoyed tone.
"How do you make Cherry wet?" The Joker chuckled.
"What?" Cherry turned to face him just as he poured the bucketful of water over her. She squealed at the icy water on her skin. It sobered her up though.
Jonathan burst out laughing so hard he nearly fell over.
"Ta-da!" The Joker sang.
"What the fuck?" Cherry breathed.
"That was brilliant." Jonathan laughed.
"That was not funny!" Cherry tried to restrain her laughter but it all became too much and eventually she was laughing her arse off with the other two.
"But seriously Jonathan, have you lost your virginity?"
"Yes!" Jonathan assured them.
"Really, who to?" Joker asked him.
"You remember Sarah from school?"
"Her?"
"Um… can I get a towel to dry myself off?" Cherry interjected.
"Yeah sure." Jonathan glanced her before she walked off to the bathroom.
"Sarah Collins? Wow! That's err… quite something."
"Fine who was your first?"
"I had a one night stand so I didn't know her name."
"Typical bloke." Cherry remarked walking back into the room drying her hair with a towel.
"Do you have a change of clothes?" Jonathan asked her looking her up and down.
"I'm sure it'll be fine." She told him looking down at herself.
"Top's a bit see through." The Joker told her smirking.
"Shut up."
