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Bellas Pov:

I was standing beside Alice's bed in front of her floor to ceiling mirror. "Alice, this is completely ridiculous! There is no way I'm going out there in these...these..slu-" Before I could finish Alice cut me off with a pout.

"You mean those wonderful clothes I so kindly picked out for you?...Right?"

"Okaaaay, not fair! You can't just throw that puppy dog look and expect to get what you want." I rolled my eyes.

The crazy pixie lady had a mischievous grin on right before her face transformed into the saddest and cutest puppy face ever. Oh good lord! I picked up a the frilly pillow beside me and threw it at her. "Again, not fair. I'm making it my personal goal when I become a Vampire to have a better pouty face than you. "

Alice gave a small grunt, which in evil, insane Vampire probably meant whatever with a capital 'W'. "Here's the deal Bella. You can either wear what I gave you and go down their and dance for your boyfriend which will probably end up with him not being so sexually frustrated. That's a very good thing for you. Or you can go down their naked and do the dance. Oh, and remember Edward isn't going to be the only one down there. Take your pick, but you're doing one of the two whether you like it or not."

Right, left, right, left. Only a few more steps to go! Walking down a flight of stairs and being a complete klutz was not an easy job nor something that you want to do in five inch gladiator heels. Along with the literally killer shoes, I was wearing a black mini skirt with small ruffles on the bottom of it with a red tank top with the black lacy bra Alice had given me, peaking out of the top. Rosalie had done my make up to make it look natural, but by natural I mean like a natural super model.

So, yes, Alice had successfully made me look like a classy ,yet sexy, stripper. Now, I could only hope that my dancing could live up to how I looked.

Instead of turning into the living room where Edward and the boys were seated, Rosalie tugged me into the kitchen. With a more than confused look on my face I addressed Rose's worries, "Thanks for the consideration, but I'm not really hungry right now..." Alice snorted.

"Oh please Bella, did you honestly just use Rosalie's name and consideration in the same sentence?"

Rosalie stepped forward in her stellito heels and flipped her blonde hair over her shoulder. "Shut up Alice, I am considerate and you know it! I even let Em do that thing that he's always talking about last night. You know the one where-"

Throwing up her hands Alice shouted, "Good Lord Rose, we do not need to hear this!"

Rose looked at me. Through out it all I had been standing with one hand on the marble countertops with a questionable look on my face. "Sorry about that. Any way," Alice rolled her eyes," Emmett has to approve your outfit." As if on cue, or better yet thanks to his ease dropping, Emmett strode into the room with a huge grin that looked out of place on his colossal body.

"Do your stuff Em." Alice said from across the room.

The giant vampire's smile disappeared and was replaced with his best Fashion Critic face that wasn't exactly comfortable for me but still a funny sight. Emmett circled me like a gay lion. He popped the end of my red tank top, "This is nice, but let's make it really work. Alice hand me-"

"Here." She stuck out her hand with a pair of fabric scissors dangling from her pointer finger.

Emmett took the scissors as he muttered something along the lines of insane-psychic-pixie but it was to low of a whisper for me to really understand. He gave me one more once of glance before he attacked. His fast moving had scared me so bad I was going to scream, but before I take a breath he was already done. He had taken the outfit to another level of something I should never in my life wear. He had cut two holes on each of breasts, making it look like what they had done to Regina on Mean Girls. There were three perfectly spaced 6 inched slits on the back of the shirt. "Now one more thing before you go." Emmett snatched a marker from the kitchen counter, ran behind me, and wrote on my butt, all with in two seconds.

"Emmett! You can't just write on someone's butt without asking." I took the marker and threw it at his head which gracefully dodged.

"Oh whatever Bella." Alice Smiled. "Now don't forget what we showed you, don't fall, and don't come out until we say so." With that the Alice, Emmett, and Rosalie walked out and left me alone in the kitchen. Before I could take a step to sit down, Emmett's smiling face peaked around the door.

"I forgot to tell you Belly, we've got a surprise for you!" As quickly as he had appeared, Emmett left and I safely sat down on the tall stool at the counter.

I hope this I don't mess up to bad. That one thought was like putting a whole in a dam. All my the thoughts I had been trying to repress began to flood into my mind in a never ending flow. The highest heels I had ever worn were 3 inches tall, and I had fallen on my butt. It could have been because of the ice on the ground, but either way I had still fallen. I'd had dance lessons since I was little. Although it was usually ballet I had stayed for some hip hop and jazz classes. But I hadn't danced for a while. I could fall and cut my self, that definitely would not be good. And what was that Emmett was talking about. He, Edward, and everyone else knows that I hate surprises. What if they video it and send it to everyone!

In the living I could hear music being turned up which sufficiently shut my mental ranting up. "Bella, are you ready?" Rosalie's said as she sauntered into the room. Well, lets get this over with.

I stood up and walked to the door with Rosalie and she opened the door, I took a deep calming breath and stepped into the living room. The music was much louder and it pulsed through me with force. I turned the corner to see the rest of the Cullen's.

Jasper was the first to say anything. "So...uh, you look nice Bella. I mean not that you didn't look nice before but," Alice cocked her eyebrow at him. "I'm shutting up." He said quickly.

The Cullen's were all seated on the couch that had been pushed farther back. All the Cullen's that is except for Edward and Emmett. He was in the center of the living room seated in a large, comfortable looking, and obviously expensive chair. Emmett stood a few feet directly in front of him almost blocking my view of Edward. "Well Bella as Jasper has already pointed out you look nice...I'd use a different word but nice is okay too." Emmett grinned and I blushed from embarrassment. "What do you think Eddie? And while you...think about that we can show Bella her surprise." Emmett took one large side step to reveal that Edward wasn't just sitting in the chair, he was tied to it. His legs were tied to the legs of the chair, his arms to the arm rests, and his mouth had been covered. I knew that the ropes couldn't really hold him to the chair and that he was probably just playing along because Alice or someone had threatened his CD collection. When he saw me his perfect eyebrows shot up and his beautiful eyes that I loved so much got a lot larger. Although seeing Edward tied up and his response to me was an interesting sight, I couldn't help but see the long silver pole directly in front of Edward.

My mouth formed the only words I could think of, "Holy Crow..." They didn't really think I'd dance on that did they? Moments later I learned that they did.

"Come on Bella we don't have all day, I could do better than you in one swing around that pole than you probably will the entire time, so can we please just get it over with?" Rosalie's snappy remark made me a little bit angry, but than she flipped her perfect long blonde hair over her shoulder and rolled her eyes, and that was when my competitive side kicked in, the song changed to something more hypnotic but with a strong beat, and I stepped up to the pole with one last very obvious glare at Rosalie. I had seen the 2009 USA Pole dancing Competition on You Tube once so I some idea of what I was going to do.

I looked at my vampire boyfriend who was still staring wide eyed at me while I hooked my leg around the middle of the pole and gave it a test spin. It was easy and surprisingly fun. I shimmied my way to the top of the pole when I thought to myself, I'm up here swinging around on a pole on a dare in front of my boyfriend and his siblings. I may as well have some fun with it, although I'll probably regret this later. I let my self slowly spin down the pole. Again it was fun. "Show Eddie what he's been tying up!.No pun intended Eddie."

Smiling, I remembered a few things that I had been taught in Phoenix when I was going through my very short wild stage. I backed up a few steps and with two long strides I hopped to almost the top of the pole. Holding myself there positioned my self so that one leg was wrapped around the pole and hooked on the my other leg securing me to the pole. My hands let go of the pole as I leaned back and began to spin down the pole while I was still horizontal. I landed in the peak-a-boo move, where I was squatting with my legs opened but quickly turned closing them and rolling my body up.

When I approached Edward his eyes were black, not from hunger or bloodlust, but from me.

That alone was enough to keep me going. I was inches above him as if some one had hit the pause button while I was about to sit on him. Then I began to rotate my hips occasionally rubbing my bottom against his thighs. I was doing moves I had only seen on TV and I looked over at the rest of the Cullen's. Emmett, unfortunately, had found a video camera and was videoing me, Jasper looked like he was ready to grab Alice and drag her up the stairs to their room, Alice held a timer in her hand while Rose and her grinned like insane people.

I dropped to the floor between Edwards legs and slowly came back up running my hands up his chest. I straddled his lap and leaned close to his ear and softly whispered, "Have fun Eddie-boy?" just as the timer went off.

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