Chapter 2

Remus walked into the room and stopped when he spotted Sirius. He looked at Sirius with a curious look. "Are you eating baby food?"

Licking the spoon Sirius said, "Its not that bad."

An eyebrow shot up at this, "You serious?"

"That's my name last time I checked." Remus rolled his eyes. Sirius could act like a little kid at times. Sirius finished off the jar and just starred at it. "Why do they give you such a small jar?"

"Because it's baby food!"

Sirius shrugged and grabbed for another jar, but Remus smacked at his hand. "What?"

"It's Harry's food, so stop eating it."

Sirius crossed his arms and sat back in his chair.

"Where'd Harry go?" Remus asked looking at the room.

"You lost him," Sirius yelled standing up.

"Me, you're the one whose post to be baby sitting."

"Oh come Remus, you known me how long?"

"Too long," Remus stated dryly.

"Exactly. You know that I can't watch a baby, that's why James made you come."

"I forgot. I'm not only baby sitting Harry, I'm baby sitting you too." An evil smirk glued to Remus face.

"See." Sirius paused, then, "Hey!"

"Hey what? I baby sat you sense Hogwart. Now look for Harry you bloody wander."

"I ain't a wander," Sirius whispered starting his search for Harry.

"Ain't ain't a word.

Sirius just rolled his eyes.

After fifteen minutes the two wizard still haven't found the baby. Both were starting to get real worried, but only Remus showed it. "James and Lily are going to kill us. No James is going to kill me, then bring me back to life to kill me again."

"Shut up Remus. You'll give yourself more grey hair." He looked around the room. He was starting to get very frustrated. Maybe insulting Remus would make him feel better. "I swear all your grey hair makes you look to old."

"I'm going to hex your hair hot pink if you say anything more about my hair." Remus glared at his friend. "And I hope Lily blows you up."

Sirius waved his hand then took a seat in a wooden chair from the dinning table. "I tell Lily all give her a better kid."

"How do you plan on doing that?" Remus grabbed his head in both hands worried to death what happened to Harry. Then he saw Sirius cocky smile, "You Pervert."

"I give her a great kid, a better kid." Sirius smiled. Then frown when he heard a giggle. He looked between his legs and found Harry under his chair. "Never mind I found Harry. To bad."

Remus came over and took Harry. "Have fun scaring us to death?" Harry laugh. Remus shook his head then went to the table to get Harry's food. He conjured a highchair and placed Harry in it. Remus moved away and gave a jar of baby food to Sirius.

"Your letting me eat it now," hope on Sirius face.

"No! Go feed Harry." Remus glared at Sirius waiting for him to say something.

"Fine." Sirius took a seat in front of Harry and began eating. After Harry was done eating Sirius was frowning, while Remus bit his lip trying not to laugh. Half Harry's food covered Sirius face and hair. "Remus you can burp him will I wash up." Sirius picked Harry out of the chair and handed him to Remus. "Cheers mate," then he left. He lifted some of his hair and whimpered like a dog.

Remus laugh, then put a blanket on his shoulder placing Harry on top of it. He starting patting Harry back to get him to burp his. Then Harry barfed on him. "Oy!"

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Steam fill the bathroom as Sirius tried to wash all the baby food out of his hair. It felt so gross. He couldn't get it clean enough. His hair felt all oil to him now. He had Snape hair! He put more shampoo in his hair and scrubbed hard. He sighed realising that Harry more than likely would make a mess of him again. So he walked out of the shower and dried off. He put his pant on and made his way back to Remus and Harry. He was putting his hair in a bun when he spotted Remus place Harry on a blanket on the floor. "Is it nap time yet?" Sirius made a face, "What's that smell?"

Remus frowned at him. "You miss Harry barfing all over me."

A snort escaped Sirius lips. "Sorry chap."

Remus gave him a smart-aleck look. He looked back to Harry thinking about Sirius first question. "Maybe if you sing for him he'll fall asleep." After saying it he wondered if it was a smart idea. The only time he heard Sirius sing was when he was drunk and Remus's ears were bleeding after word.

"Sing," Sirius scratched his chin thinking a of a song. "'Jiggle bells, Jiggle bells, jiggle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride on--' What?" Sirius stopped singing at the look on Remus face.

"Jiggle bells?"

"What? All the other songs I know are inappropriate for him. What wrong with the song?

"Sorry to tell you, but Christmas has come and gone."

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