a/N- this story is going to start off humourous, then slowly... not be humorous. Yeah, not sure how that happened, but here you go.

EpicFire123: I blame you. *flips table*

Me: I know you blame me. *puts tables back up*

EpicFire123: *flips it back again and sits on it.*

Me: *rolls eyes* well, you got me there...

Pit: Oh gosh, what's going to happen to us?! Our lives are in the hands of THESE lunatics?

Me: *grins evilly*

~Beginning of Part One~

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She thought the Mansion should do something productive for once, so Samus threatened all of the older, human like Brawlers to sign up for Tango Classes in one of the relatively storage rooms, once a week, for forty-five minutes.

It probably would've one relatively well, had she not been the one teaching a room full of bored and reluctant fighters. Because, let's face it, it probably wasn't the greatest idea, to let Samus Aran, space hunter, to teach a class on dancing.

"You have to learn how to move your hips, Ike," Samus said. The music in the used CD player was playing a fast paced tune in the corner of the room, and other Brawlers around in tune with their partners.

"I don't have hips," Ike stated, stepping stiffly with her back and forth.

"Yes, you do," Samus said, and she moved her hands from her neck to his hips. Their bodies moved with each other as Samus guided him. "See?"

"Just because yours is the circumference of the whole earth…" Ike muttered. He would not be there had his girlfriend had not dragged him there. Samus tread on his foot. "Ow! What the heck?"

"Oh, sorry," Samus said dryly. "I misstepped."

Most of the people in the Mansion, though, were not natural dancers.

"LINK HOW COME YOU CAN MOVE YOUR HIPS BETTER THAN ME?!" Zelda yelled, her voice echoing throughout the small room.

"Swordfighting…?" Link said meekly.

"…screw you."

Peach looked up from her steps to stare at her, shocked. "Zelda!"

Zelda ignored her and continued to concentrate on her steps. Link in front of her went on to move with such adeptness it was ridiculous.

"HOW THE $%#& DO YOU DO THAT LINK?!"

Link stayed silent, not really knowing what to say in his queen's sudden emotional attack.

Some partners, though were having even more trouble than them. Dark Link was dancing with his sister, concentrating so hard his face was red and wet with perspiration. Suddenly he broke his hip.

"Really?" Dark Zelda said, stepping back to gape at her brother, incredulous.

Samus broke away from Ike to pause the music. "Let's take a break guys. Get some water, and cool down."

She crossed the room to dry the sweat off her face with one of the small towels, hanging on the benches. Zelda unscrewed the top of her bottled water angrily. Samus turned to her in what she thought was in a calm matter. "Zelda, you need to cool down. You might just need another partner." She looked across the room at where the boys were drying off. She spotted Dark Link, still nursing his broken hip, and Marth, arms raised above his head and stretching his chest, looking as if he'd been dancing for his whole life. "Dark Link; can you go and get that checked out…?"

"I got it," Dark Zelda said, crossing over to him with a look of annoyance to work her healing magic on him.

Samus nodded and turned to Marth next. "Marth! I need you to trade with Link. And let's start again, guys!"

"Ow!" Dark Link said. Samus looked over to him, his face twisted in pain. Dark Zelda grinned mischievously. "You're not fixing it, you're breaking it more!"

"Just because your hips are those relative to that of an old lady's," Dark Zelda retorted.

Samus sighed in exasperation. "Dark Zelda, can you just… heal him right?"

"Fine," Dark Zelda said scornfully, and within seconds Dark Link's face changed from that of anguish to calm relief.

Samus rolled her eyes. Siblings. She bent down to press the play button.

"Wait, what?" Link said, looking from Peach to Marth, who was crossing the room over to Zelda with a faint look of amusement on his face. "You two are dancing with each other? No!"

Zelda shot Link a look. "That's fine, I guess," she said, and the two started dancing.

Samus looked over to Zelda and Marth, finally feeling as though she had gotten control of her class. 'You could learn a lot from him," she told her. He couldn't really explain it, but his natural grace and smooth manner had made him one of the top students in her class. She turned then to Link who was standing in the middle of the room with an awkward looking Ike. "Get over here and let's see what you can do, pretty boy. You're dancing with me now."

Link blinked and pointed to his chest in confusion.

Samus rolled her eyes. "Yes, you."

"AW HELL NO!" Zelda exploded. "BACK OFF!"

Link made no comment.

Samus turned to Zelda in frustration. "You need to learn to let your boyfriend go. We are just dancing!"

"And what about me?" Ike asked her.

Completely disinterested in the situation. "You go with Dark Zelda."

"What?! Hell no!" Whoa. Déjà vu.

"YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY LINKxSAMUS FANFICTIONS THERE ARE! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!" Zelda shrieked. "HE ALREADY HAS SEVEN LOVE INTERESTS!"

"Eight, actually," Link put in unhelpfully.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WORNG WITH YOU?!" Samus shouted, ignoring the boys for the moment. Everyone in the room stopped dancing to the music to watch their yelling episode. "WE'RE JUST DANCING, WE'RE IN CONTROL OF OUR OWN BODIES, NOT SOME ACTORS OF SOME CRAZY PLAY, ZELDA!"

"And who do I go with?" Dark Link asked in a small voice.

"PEACH!" Samus screamed. "THE ONLY GIRL I HAVEN'T SWITCHED!"

Dark Link looked at her wide eyed, then looked to his left at Peach. The princess blushed.

"OH YEAH?!" Zelda proclaimed. "THAT'S WHAT PRINCESS RUTO, ILIA, AND ASHLEI SAID BEFORE MAULING HIM!"

"Samus wouldn't…" Link said quietly.

"FINE! TAKE BACK YOU WEAK ASS BOYFRIEND!" Samus shrieked. "HAPPY, PRINCESS?!"

Ike raised his hand. "Can I switch too—"

"NO."

From across the room, Dark Zelda said, "This is fun!"

Dark Link, who was dancing with Peach, looked to her and asked, "You like Tango dancing?"

"No… that's not what I meant…"

Dark Link shrugged and continued moving to the music. He looked down to his partner, who had been looking down the whole time and not meeting his eyes. "I'm just glad I'm not dancing with my sister, you know?" Dark Link said, trying to spark up some conversation in the midst of Samus and Zelda's vicious argument. Peach only blushed, very aware of how close he was to her and the way his were meant for her and only her.

Zelda and Samus still stood at the center of the room fuming. Marth offered a very hopeless suggestion: "Maybe Link and Ike can be paired with each other?"

Link and Ike both glared at him.

Samus rolled her eyes. "No. Don't be ridiculous, Marth. Stop just standing there and come to the from of the class and demonstrate with me." Samus felt very tired of giving order all of a sudden. Must have been all that yelling. As Marth stepped over to her, she tried to gain control of the class again. "We're going to be dancing again, guys. Dark Zelda, with Ike, Zelda, with Link."

For a few minutes things were going smoothly. Samus demonstrated the necessary moves to the song with Marth at the front of the room; everyone followed suit relatively well. Then:

"Why do I feel Dark Magic here?" The eyes of Dark Zelda and Dark Link shot to the back of the room at Ganondorf.

"I DUNNO," Dark Zelda said obviously.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?!" Samus fumed at him.

"… and who has he been dancing with?" Dark Link commented to Peach, smirking.

"I felt a Dark Magic presence here," Ganondorf stated. He glared at Dark Zelda.

Dark Zelda pouted. "You never let me have any fun!" With a sudden flick of her hand, a swirl of Dark Magic covered the other Zelda, and she fell unconscious.

Samus looked at the fallen figure, shocked. "Umm… I think this class is over." She stopped dancing and went over to stop the music. Link went over to where Zelda was, and Ike shuffled away from Dark Zelda, who was giving him sly looks.

Dark Link and Peach dropped their hands. "I think we were having a lot of fun though, don't you think?"

Peach turned away in embarrassment. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

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A/N- Oh gosh, what have I created? Am I suddenly shipping Peach and Dark Link? Where did that even come from? Guys, forgive me…

EpicFire123: *flips table and walks away*

Me: You really have to stop doing that, you know. You're breaking all of our tables we have in here...

EpicFire123: *flips another table*

Me: *facepalms*

Ike: Um, okay.. That's nothing compared to what she's going to ship next…

Samus: Or who she's going to introduce soon…

Me: Seriously… There's something wrong with me. Next chapter or so I'm going to be introducing a character from one of Link's games and a character from Pit's game. NO JUDGING! These two characters are actually antagonists, and are NOT OCs.