Title: Sleepover
Author: Moonlight Music Mistress
Pairings: NejiTen, ShikaIno, SasuSaku, NaruHina
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Summary: The Hyuugas are throwing a sleepover! What will happen? Chaos? Madness? Fun? LOVE?
OMG!! I'm sorry I didn't update in almost two months!! But I always love starting new fics. Here's the deal. I will update ALL of my non-oneshots (except Doujutsu) before I start ANY new fics!! Promise, and that is the PROMISE OF A LIFETIME!!
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It was 6:50 on the night of the sleepover; Neji and Hinata were waiting patiently in the Hyuuga's living room. Neji was reading a book and Hinata gazing up into space, probably thinking about something...or someONE...
Neji had just turned the page when he heard something. DING-DONG!! The doorbell had rung. There was a guest there already!!
"I-I will get that, N-niisan," Hinata stuttered. Neji looked up from his book and nodded at her, telling her to answer the door. Hinata got up from the couch in the living room and walked over to the door, twisting the knob and opening the door. When she opened the door, Shikamaru, Naruto, and Sasuke were there greeting her.
"Oh...hello Shikamaru-kun, Sasuke-kun..." Hinata paused a minute, her face heating up and flushing. "...N-Naruto-kun..." Shikamaru just grinned and waved, Sasuke nodded once to acknowledge being greeted, and Naruto grinned, the size of his grin totally huge. Naruto embraced the Hyuuga heiress in a huge hug. "OI, HINA-CHAN!! WHAT'S UP!? WOW, YOUR HOUSE IS SO BIG!! IT'S LIKE A MANSION!!" Hinata thought, It is a mansion...
Neji came walking in, noticing his cousin to be flushing madly because Naruto was hugging her. "Uzumaki, what're you doing to my cousin?" Neji tried not to smirk at his cousin's red face.
"Sorry, Neji! I was just excited to see Hina-chan!!"
DING-DONG!! The doorbell rang again. Neji walked up to the door and answered it. Ino, Tenten, and Sakura were standing there, waiting to come in.
"Oh, hello Tenten, Ino, Sakura," Neji greeted. Ino grinned and waved, Tenten did the peace sign to her teammate, and Sakura just stood there with a big grin, opening her arms expecting a hug. "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER, NEJI!!" Sasuke and Tenten looked slightly jealous at this. Neji 's eyes got wide as he walked away nonchalantly. "Everyone follow me," he said simply. Him and Hinata led the group into the living room, and everyone gasped simultaneously at the HUGENESS of the room.
"THIS PLACE IS HUGE!!" Sakura hollered.
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!" Naruto continued.
"Shut up, you two," Shikamaru commanded.
"I'm with him," Sasuke pointed to Shikamaru.
"Okay everyone, you can put your sleeping bags down." Neji told them. Tenten, Ino, Hinata, and Sakura put their sleeping bags close to one another; Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, and Naruto doing the same. Everyone was just standing there, having no clue what to really do.
"What do you do at a sleepover?" Neji asked.
"Neji, you've gotta be kidding me," Tenten looked at her teammate. Neji looked back and asked, "What do you do?"
"Well," Ino said as everyone turned to look at her, "normally boys and girls don't get together for a sleepover."
"Why?" the four boys asked at once.
At this Sakura, Ino, Tenten, and even Hinata all started rolling on the floor laughing.
"Cuz they just don't!!" Sakura shouted.
"No, because girls like to talk about boys during their sleepovers!!" Tenten explained, laughing.
"Oh..." the boys responded.
"So, that doesn't answer the question. What else do you do?" Shikamaru asked.
"Hair and makeup, watch movies, talk about boys, eat junk food all night, never go to sleep, play games like Truth or Dare, dance, pillow fights..." Ino started.
"I am NOT letting you girls touch my gorgeous hair or make up my beautiful face," Sasuke said. Everyone just looked at him funny.
"First a duck bathrobe, and now this. Wow, I'm really sorry I invited you," Neji said. The girls giggled as Shikamaru spoke up.
"Me and dancing don't mix," he said tiredly.
"So? Who cares?" Sakura asked.
"Yeah," Tenten continued. "I brought my iPod and my iHome, (YES THEY HAVE THOSE IN THIS STORY) so we can dance a lot!!"
"Great," Sasuke mumbled. "We're gonna listen to Barbie Girl all night, aren't we?" Neji asked.
"OH, I LOVE THAT SONG!!" Naruto hollered. "HERE, THE TEME AND I WILL DO A DUET!! SASUKE, YOU BE KEN, I'LL BE BARBIE!!"
Everyone sweatdropped.
"So what will we do first?" Ino asked.
"Let's watch a movie!!" Sakura and Tenten hollered, Hinata nodding.
"YES!!" Naruto hollered. "LET'S WATCH BLADES OF GLORY!!"
The girls' eyes got all widened. "YEAH!!"
The boys shrugged as Neji turned on the TV and ordered Blades of Glory on demand. Everyone laid in their sleeping bags as Hinata turned out the lights and Neji got cheese popcorn.
"Is this movie good?" Shikamaru asked.
"It's the best movie you'll ever see!!" Hinata shouted. Everyone looked shocked. "Erm...I mean...y–yes, it's quite g-good..."
As the movie started, the girls and Naruto all squealed like idiots as the other boys just watched silently.
"Remind me to kill Hiashi for having Hinata invite girls," Neji complained.
"Here, man, I'll do the honors. SHUT UP!!!!!" Sasuke screamed at the girls. All was then quiet in the Hyuuga household except for the movie.
A lot of the movie had gone by, and then the part with Will Ferrell singing "My Humps" came on. Sakura squeezed Sasuke's hand, Ino jumped on Shikamaru's lap, and Tenten whispered to Neji, "This is the best part!!" (WARNING: IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE YET, THERE'S SPOILERS!!)
"So coach," Jimmy MacElroy on the TV said, "I was thinking about the music for our routine." The girls all immediately giggled and said in unison, "This is the part!!""
"We're gonna skate to one song and one song only. Lady Hump by the Black Eyed Peas. What'cha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside my trunk? I'm gonna get you get you drunk, get you drunk off my Lady Hump, MY HUMP! MY HUMP! My lovely lady hump!!" Chazz on the TV said, the girls all singing exactly what he sang. Even the boys let out a laugh. (SPOILERS END HERE!!)
After the movie had gone by, everyone, EVERYONE, was dying on the floor laughing.
"Wasn't that a good movie?" Tenten asked.
"Yeah," Neji agreed, somewhat reluctantly.
"OH YEAH!!" Naruto immediately started singing "My Humps" and everyone was dying laughing.
"Okay, so what do we do next?" Sasuke asked, actually wiping tears from his eyes from laughing so much.
"WE DO HAIR AND MAKEUP!!" the girls hollered.
"Oh crap..."
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I LOVE THIS FIC AND I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! Please look forward to a new chapter soon!! Luff you all, MMM-chan!! P.S. Tell me in your review if that part in the movie was too inappropriate, I'll take it down and put in a different part. TY!!
