You: Hello Sherlock MH

Stranger: What do you want, Mycroft? -SH

You: Oh is that the way to talk to your favorite brother Sherry? MH

Stranger: Favorite brother? No. More like only brother. -SH

You: I really should have let father name you Sherrinford

You: MH

You: Regardless, you did not think that this little privacy chat will not let me find you? MH

Stranger: Go away, Mycroft. Go sleep with that Anthea woman or eat some cake or something.-SH

You: Why Sherry, ehat would Mommy say to such behavior/ MH

You: You know it upsets her so. MH

Stranger: I honestly don't care what mummy would say. By the way, I see your diet has had no effect whatsoever on you. -SH

You: And her name is Penelope now. MH

You: My diet is none of your business! MH

You: And how is that nicotine addiction of yours? Still in full swing? MH

Stranger: Shutup, i'm positively fine. -SH

You: Oh indeed? MH

Stranger: Yes. Sod off, Mycroft. You

You: Then why did I get a call from John today? MH

Stranger: No. I won't say it. -SH

You: You know he sounded very concerned Sherlock. MH

Stranger: Oh? John called you? What about? -SH

You: You know what Sherry! You really should keep your private matters private. Especially when John has company over. MH