A/N: This story is supposed to be funny so this chapter is pretty much silly lol.
Chapter 2
Spit Surprises
I walked to Rico's alone. I felt weird after what happened at Miley's house. I just had a "moment" with Jackson and it's just so damn weird! I wanted to talk to Jackson about it, which is why I was at Rico's.
I found Jackson there, but he wasn't alone, he was with Oliver. Why Oliver of all people! I smacked my forehead and went to sit on one of the stools next to Oliver.
"Hey "Smoken Oken" and "The Jacksonator" What's up?" I said while motioning the quotation marks.
"Hey Lils." Oliver said while enjoying his hotdog.
"Hi Lilly." Jackson said and walked away helping out a customer that was calling for him.
"So… I saw you earlier today…" I started and watched him. His ears turned bright red and he dropped his napkin.
"Uhh… What're you talking about? I wasn't outside at home with no one, pfft, pfft pshh." he said and put his elbow on the table and leaned his face against the palm on his hand facing me. He made it so obvious that something did happen outside of his house and that he was with someone.
"I didn't say I saw you with anyone or outside of your house you doughnut. Oliver Oscar Oken, are you hiding something from me?" I asked giving him a suspicious look.
His face turned completely red at this time. "No." and he looked over at his watch. "Well, I have to go somewhere, nice talking to you. Bye." He said and stood up. He was about to leave when he tripped on a beach ball that was next to him. He got up and started to laugh walking away.
I was alone at this point. I searched for Jackson, but he was cleaning a few tables and picking some trash up.
'Damn, what a waste of time coming here.' I thought to myself and was about to leave when Jackson magically appeared right in front of me.
"Strawberry Shake for m'lady" he handed me the drink.
"How'd you make this so quick? You weren't even here. You better have not poisoned this." I said and took a sip of my drink.
"It was pre-made so you don't need to worry. I only add the poison to the people who give me a hard time and hate me." He joked.
"So, you don't find me a threat?" I asked and smirked.
"No, of course not! Well, that is if you ever try to be sneaky with me and make a move on "The Jacksonator" then you're definitely a threat to me." He randomly threw a napkin at me.
My eyes grew wide. "Now you're going to get it!" I replied. I stood up and climbed on the counter. I jumped over the counter knocking both Jackson and myself down on the ground.
"Oh no you don't!" He said and flipped me around so that I was on the bottom and he was on top. He pinned both of my arms beside my head and his legs were on either side of me next to my hip.
"You're eeeeevil!" I joked while moving around trying to get him to loosen his grip on both my arms.
"Ohh yeahh!" He said and dipped his head down and paused on my cheek. He looked me in the eye and all of a sudden I felt something warm and moist moving up my cheek.
He was licking cheek. "Eeeewwww!!!" I screamed and shook my head hoping that he would stop, but made it worse as spit went all over my face.
"Haha, good for you." He started to laugh at me.
"STEWART! What are you doing?!" We looked up finding a very pissed off man.
"Oh crap." Jackson said.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING JACKSON, ANSWER ME." The same man said crossing his arms over his chest.
"Sorry Mr. Boss sir." He said and got up.
"Help." I said in a small voice giving Jackson my hand. My knees were still weak from falling earlier today, so it was still hard for me to stand on my own. Jackson helped me up and he looked scared.
I admit, I'm a bit scared, not because we were caught doing this, but we were caught by Jackson's boss and it was my entire fault. I could've gotten Jackson fired!
"I'm hoping this isn't some sort of orgy or something." He said in a disapproving manner.
"NO! No, no, no, no! I just thought I'd help Jackson out a little, but I didn't really help him out… I mean… Like, I slipped on something and fell on Jackson while trying to help him, but then I scraped my knees and so he flipped me around so that he could help me up." I said trying to help him out.
"Are you sure that's all that happened here?" Jackson's boss asked.
"Yes." He said looking down.
'Okay, the next time I see you doing something like that, you're fired." He gave Jackson the warning. "Now run along little girl." he shooed me out of the place.
I turned back and smiled at Jackson. "This is so weird." I said and walked in the direction to Miley's house.
Once I got there, I found Jake and Miley on the couch making out.
'What the hell is wrong with everyone? Is there some kind of bug going on that I still haven't caught? Why is everyone except me getting a boyfriend or girlfriend?' I asked myself and cleared my throat.
Miley and Jake quickly sprang apart breathing heavily.
"Since when were you two a couple?" I asked and sat down next to Miley.
"We're not." Miley replied wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.
I looked at her squinting one of my eyes and lifted my eyebrow. 'Hmm… making out and yet they're not dating. Weird.'
"We will… unless Miley doesn't want to, do you?" He asked her.
"Oh my." I covered my mouth.
"Sure, it's good with me." Miley said and they held hands.
"Damn." I said under my breath.
"Did you say something?" Jake asked me and I smiled.
"No, no I didn't. You must be hearing things." I faked a laugh. "I must be going, my mom's going to get mad if I don't get home early." I walked out of the house.
Is there something wrong with me? I'm the only one that doesn't seem to have anyone and even Oliver has someone and that's rare. I got to the street where I lived finding Oliver with that same girl this afternoon.
Gosh why cant they just a room or something. I felt jealousy over come me once again as I entered my house slamming the door shut.
"Hey is that you Lilly?" I heard someone call from the kitchen.
"Yeah mom, I'm here." I said walking into the kitchen forgetting about my cuts.
"What happened to you?" She asked putting hands on my shoulders.
"I just fell."
"How did you fall?" She kneeled and took a look at my knees.
"I was skateboarding and fell on the ground and Jackson helped me up." I mumbled narrowing my eyes to the ground.
"I told you not to skateboard anymore!" She shook her head. " I shouldn't of let your father teach you how to skateboard in the first place."
"Sorry." I frowned.
"It's okay. Jackson cleaned it pretty good from the looks of it. I always liked that boy." She said peeling the huge band aids off my knees.
I blushed, but winced in pain as my mom pulled off the band aids. "I'm going to shower now, bye mom." I said and limped up the stairs toward the bathroom.
'Every single time I do something boyish , mom always gets mad. Why cant she just accept me for who I am? Every time I scrape my knee she always finds a way to blame dad. I hate this family.' I told myself and sucked on my lower lip looking for clothes change to.
A/N How do you like it so far? I know it's a weird story, but I wrote this randomly so don't get mad at me. Hope you enjoyed it!
