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The huge glowing white and blue leopard was pacing around the newly blown apart gate inside his host's head. The surrounding expanse of her mind was glowing brighter due to her unlocked powers. Courtesy of him of course. She wouldn't have this new found ability if it were not for his sudden interest in the girl. And he could take it all away too, if he wanted.

Growing tired of his disguise, he changed back to his normal, ridiculously good looking self. Dressed in his full armor, his beautifully crafted green and black leather, plated gold on his shoulders and forearms. His long flowing green cloak, secured tightly to his shoulders. And of course the ever noticeable golden helmet, with two menacing horns attached to the top, curling behind him. He no longer had his glowing blue tesseract staff that he once used to lay waste to the city of New York. No matter, he didn't need it.

"So they mean to rule this world do they? No.. They need a true king to rule over these pathetic mortals. They will kneel before me, this new world, their true and rightful king!" Deciding to try his hand at ruling the world once more. Third times the charm right?

Thinking back to his time on earth, and his failed attempt at ruling that world, due to the Avengers. He smirked at the memory of his last moments on earth. Or so they thought.

While the avengers watched him with that stupid muzzle over his mouth, he looked on from the shadows of a near by building, grinning like a mad man. Everyone always falls for his illusion tricks!

After Thor left with what everyone thought was Loki, the avengers went their separate ways, not even sparing a glance in his direction. Shaking his head, he let out a soft chuckle at their foolishness. If only they knew.. Glancing around, he deemed it safe to walk out of the safety of the shadows, dressed like a mortal of course. The people of New York probably wouldn't react kindly to him dressed in his formal armor. And he didn't feel like being found by shield just yet. He had some mischief planned, after all.

Walking down the busy, bustling streets, he strode straight down the middle of the sidewalk. Somehow, the civilians knew not to walk into this regal man as he walked right on through, without a care in the world. They all felt him giving off a dangerous aura that just spoke out 'touch me and you will die a horribly painful death'.

He looked around at the huge, tall buildings of the city, scoffing at how dirty everything was. He could have made this place so much better! If only his plans of domination weren't foiled. But enough thinking about the past, for it is just that, the past. Even though it had literally just happened not so long ago.

He decided he had enough of this dirty, crowded city. Walking down an alley way, dodging the creepy drug dealers hiding behind dumpsters, peeking through windows and closed doors, looking for their next fix or a junkie to sell their laced drugs to. He walked until he knew there was no one in sight, and he vanished.


A few hundred miles away in a small town in the state of Ohio, a girl was sitting on her computer, bored out of her mind.

"I don't want to play World of Warcraft, I don't feel like playing any more League of Legends. Final Fantasy XIV isn't up until Friday and I'm sick of running around Final Fantasy XI for hours just to get anywhere! I AM SO BORED!" Screaming in frustration at having nothing to do. She looked behind her seeing her cats with their tails poofed out in fear, looking up at her like she was crazy. "Woops! Sorry hehe!" She giggled, picking up her smallest cat, whom she named Tobi. "Tobiiiii BAAWW You are so cute!" Oddly enough the poor kitten didn't try to squirm out of her grasp, but sat there actually enjoying her affections, purring loudly.

The girl swiveled around in her cushioned computer chair to face her computer once more, sighing loudly at still having nothing to do. "Well I guess I could check and see if the new Naruto chapter is up." She opened up Mozilla Firefox to her favorite manga page. Clicking on newest uploads, she squealed at seeing, indeed, another Naruto chapter! "FINALLY! They really need to stop going on a hiatus every 3 weeks." And so she sat, staring at her computer screen, which was about an inch away from her face. "Oh snap oh snap! More of the side story on Madara and Hashirama! Ehehehehehe!"

Loki glanced around at his new surroundings, seeing that he was in a lush green, and clean town. "Ahh much better. So peaceful-" HONK! "HEY! GET OUT OF THE ROAD IDIOT!" An apparently very angry driver swerved around the man clad in green and black who just happened to have teleported directly in the middle of a busy road. With out batting an eyelash, he caused all four tires on the screaming man's car to pop, as he flew into a fence after losing control oh his vehicle. Chuckling at the mans painful turn of events, we walked off of the road and onto a sidewalk, beginning his journey to, who knows where really. He teleported here at random just to get out of that horrible city.

Finally done reading the latest chapter of Naruto, the girl decided to get started on her costume for Halloween, which was coming up in a few months. She had all her supplies ready for the long and tedious work ahead of her. On her right was all kinds of different fabric, in green, gold, and black, a large roll of fake fur and some golden rope. And to her left was a large piece of newspaper with a spray can of gold paint, and some foam materials from the local arts and craft store in the area. "This.. Is going to take forever.." She sighed. "But worth it! LOKIIIII EHEHEHEHEHEHE!" She giggled maniacally.

Walking down the street, having decided to explore a housing complex, he heard a loud screeching voice coming from one of the many houses. "Did someone just scream my name..?" Looking completely baffled, he decided to take a look. Casting an invisibility spell over him, as to not rise suspicion from the neighbors at a strange man walking through someone's backyard, he walked in the direction of the loud happy screaming.

"-EHEHEHE!" Making a sharp turn to the right, he found the house with the loud person yelling. Walking through the very well kept yard, full of huge trees and plants. Whoever lived here really loved flowers and yard work! It was a truly beautiful sight to behold. He was surprised that a mere mortal could create something so.. nice? He stopped at a window that was wide open and peered inside. Sitting behind what looked like a desk, with a odd contraption on top of it. It looked like a somewhat flat rectangle standing up with light coming from the side facing the person sitting there. He remembered that this must be what mortals call a 'computer'. The rest of the room was boring enough, a large bed in the middle, unmade. A large.. Television? On a dresser in front of the bed and.. Cats. Everywhere! He counted at least 5. 'Ohh I love cats!' He smiled to himself. He always had a soft spot in his icy heart for felines. Looking back at the person sitting in front of the computer, noticing that she was a girl, a young one at that. She was dressed in baggy pants and a much too large red shirt for her small frame. She wasn't skinny in a disgusting way he noted, unlike the women in New York. She had nice curves where it was needed, while still being beautifully thin. Her black hair was tied up on top of her head in a messy bun. In all, she looked very relaxed and lazy. She sighed and lifted herself from her chair to sit on the ground around a mass amount of materials. He walked through the window, yes through the window, and stood just above the girl as she started sorting through her fabrics. She brought out a picture of someone dressed in green and gold, with fur covering her shoulders. And was that.. His helmet atop her head?! 'So she means to make my armor? Silly girl! You cannot replicate my handmade battle armor, created by only the best of Asgard!' But, finding himself interested, and bored, he sat down to watch the girl work.

Flopping down on her back after working on her project for a few hours, she gently massaged her finger tips moaning in pain. "Oww.. Darn needles! Ugh!" Sighing, she closed her eyes and just laid there, thinking that was enough for today. She would work on the rest later this week. For now, sleep. Grinning to herself at a job well done, she slowly fell into unconsciousness, mumbling out the name, Loki.

"Loki.. heehe.." He looked down at the sleeping girl, smirking at himself. 'Well it seems I found a new pet.' He stood up, padding towards the 5 cats laying around the room. No longer invisible, he reached out to pet the black cat in the room. Said cat jumped up in fright, hissing and pawing at the intruder. "Gah! Calm down cat!" He whispered, glancing down at the sleeping girl. She didn't even move a muscle. 'Heavy sleeper I see..' Looking back towards the angry cat, he reached forward again, but slower, to allow the cat to sniff his hand and deem him acceptable. The black cat slowly walked towards his outstretched hand, sniffing it, giving his fingers a quick lick, hissed again and jumped off the bed to hide underneath. 'Aww..' He frowned.

Looking down at the girl, he wondered if he should wake her to make his appearance. He knew she would keep quiet and most likely do whatever he asked, if her purring out his name in her sleep was of any indication. But he wasn't really sure what he wanted to do just yet. Sitting in silence for a moment longer, he came to his decision. He stood up and closed his eyes, readying his spell he was about to cast on the girl. Opening his eyes, they glowed a bright unnatural blue. He reached down to hold her head in his hands. She slowly fluttered open her eyes, sensing someone touching her face. "Wha..?" The last thing she saw before slipping into unconsciousness once more, was bright, glowing blue eyes.


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Anyways, next chapter will be back in the Naruto world^^