Naruto Gets a New, Easy Mission.

It was a bright,sunny day at Konoha. Someone was knocking on Naruto's door at Naruto's room.

Naruto yelled, "What!"

Shino(He is the bug master in Hinata's Group) said, "It's me."

Naruto said, "Yeah. I know that voice. What do you want?"

Shino said, "The Hokage has a mission for you."

Naruto said, "Really! Okay lets roll!"

Shino, Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke went to the Hokage's office.

Naruto said, "So what's the mission granny?"

Tsunade said, "I want you to take out all the bandits in the Hidden Sound Village?

Sasuke said, "Sounds easy."

Tsunade warning them, "But it's not because there are bandits."

Naruto saying with lots of confidence, "We can defeat them easily."

Tsunade said, "You have someone that can heal you, it's Sakura."

Naruto cheered happily, "Yay!"

Tsunade yelling at them, "What are you waiting for! Destroy those bandits you maggots!"

Naruto and Sasuke responding to Tsunade like if their in the military, "Yes, sir! Granny, sir!"

Tsunade shouting, "And stop calling me Granny!"

Naruto said, "Or else what?"

Tsunade said, "Or else I'll do the finger flick on all of you, Naruto. I'll flick all of you about 50 yards. How's that?"

Naruto said without even thinking, "Deal!"

Shino, Sasuke, and Sakura shouting, "Naruto!"

Tsunade flicks Naruto, Sasuke, Shino, and Sakura out the window.

Naruto yelling from the ground to the window, "You didn't say that you were gonna flick us out the window!"

Tsunade yelling from the window, "Too bad! Is that 50 yards? Here's some measuring tape."

Naruto is measuring the distance from the window to the ground where they landed.

Naruto shouting from the ground to the window, "53 yards!"

Tsunade yelled, "Close enough!"

Naruto complaining, "But you said that-"

Sakura places her hand over Naruto's mouth causing him not to talk anymore.

Shino said, "Lets go already!"

They started heading to the Sound Village. It was few hours later and the Fantastic Four was still walking to the village.(The Fantastic Four was refering to Sasuke, Naruto, Shino, and Sakura)

Naruto complaining, "I'm bored."

Shino said, "Nice to know."

Naruto said, "I'll go ahead to see if there are any traps or hunters and stuff."

Sasuke said, "Sure go ahead……… I wish there are bandits so that they can kill you."

Naruto questioning Sasuke, "Did you say something?"

Sasuke answering Naruto question, "Maybe I did maybe I didn't."

Naruto runs away from the group, far, far away from the group.

Naruto said, "Perfect." (Laughs evilly)

Naruto lays a trap about 2 miles ahead of the group and then he goes back to the group.

Naruto said nervously, "Ok…. There are no traps in the forest."

Shino said, "Well there better be not."

Naruto said, "At least no one is the leader because if Shino was the leader, all he would say is this. (Imitating Shino's voice) I am the leader of this group."

Shino grabs Naruto and ties to a tree.

Shino said, "Catch up when you break free."

Naruto shouting at everyone, "You bet I will! You haven't seen the last of me! I'll get you crazy kids!"

Sasuke said, "I'll give you an extra coat of rope. It will keep you warm for the rest of the day."

Naruto said, "Cool!"

A few minutes later Naruto breaks free and catches up with the group.

Naruto trips on his on own trap on purpose.

Naruto warning Sakura, "Sakura! Watch out!"

Naruto pushes Sakura out of the way by grabbing her breast.

Sakura yelling at Naruto, "Naruto! You pervert! Grab something else! Move your hand around!"

Instead of grabbing her right breast, he grabs the other breast.

Sakura shouting at Naruto, "NARUTO! YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

Naruto saying in his head, "Operation Sakura's Chest. Success! I deserve a bowl of ramen for this."

Sakura hit naruto on the head so hard, that his head got stuck in a tree. Later in the day, it was starting to become dark.

Shino said, "We should set up camp right in this spot where I'm standing."

Sasuke and Sakura said, "Ok"

Naruto complaining once again, "Hey wait! Hold the phone Joe Mama! How come we have to follow what you say huh?"

Shino said, "Because I am the leader-"

Naruto said, "No you are not the leader. Granny did not assign anyone to be the leader. And if she did it would be me!"

Sasuke said, "No, it would be me."

Sakura yelled, "Stop arguing and set up camp!"

Shuriken was spreading everywhere in a fast motion.

Shino, Sasuke, and Naruto said, "Shuriken!"

Everyone was dodging the shuriken. After that was over, they all set camp and went to sleep, except for Naruto. Naruto made some shadow replications of himself and laid a trap for Shino and the rest of his group. Then Naruto started heading toward the Sound Village. It was about six o clock in the morning.

Sasuke questioning Shino, "So Shino do you remember where we came from?"

Shino answered, "Yes. Of course. Konoha."

Sasuke said, "No! Not were we came from!"

Shino answered again, "Ooooo. Konoha hospital."

Sasuke said, "No! Geez. I thought you were smart."

Shino said, "I am. 2 plus 2 equals 4. Man I'm good!

Naruto singing, "Lets put that aside and start singing. Bad boys, bad boys what'cha gonna do when I am gonna come for you."

Sasuke trying to make the song sound good to him, "Are you sure those are the right words? I thought it was what are YOU gonna do when I am gonna come for you."

Shino said, "No no. Y'all got it wrong. It's-

Sakura yelling at them, " There is no time to talk about this!"

Naruto complaining to Sakura, "Man! Can you stop shouting! It's like shouting is you only language. Besides there is a lot of to talk about this-"

Naruto trips on his own trap on purpose again and tries to grab Sakura. Nothing happened. But before Naruto touched the ground, he stopped moving.

Shino said, " Good thing my shadow possesion jutsu got you just in time."

Naruto said, "What! How did you learn that jutsu!"

Shino said, "I didn't. I was just copying you."

Then Naruto started moving and fell to the ground.

Sakura asking, "What's the trap? And Naruto why did you try grabbing me?"

Naruto said to Sakura, "Cause….. I needed something soft."

Shino and Sasuke said, "Okay. Eww."

Sakura asked Sasuke, "So what is the trap?"

Naruto turns around and there was exploding tags on his back.
Sasuke yelling at Naruto, " Naruto! There are exploding tags on your back!"

Sasuke saying in his head, "I have to activate those exploding tags, but how?"

Sasuke uses his fire ball jutsu to light up the tags.

Shino congratulating Sasuke, "Sasuke…….. Great job!

Naruto said, "Your very comforting Shino."

Shino said, "Thanks."

Sasuke telling Naruto what to do, "Naruto! Use your Kage bushin whatever and run to that cliff."

Naruto responding like if he is in the military, "Roger that idiot! Kage bunshin no jutsu!"

Soon the tags blow up and all the Narutos are at the end of the cliff. After that trees started falling down on the Three Musketeers.(Refering to the 3 Ss, Sakura, Shino, and Sasuke) They run for their lives. After those tragic things were over, they finally reach the village.

Sasuke yelled, "Mother of pearl who did this!"

By the they got there, the bandits were dead and there was huge stack of dead bodies. There was a note on one of the bodies. Sasuke grabs the note. It said this.

Letter saying, "Dear Sasuke-dude, girl I like (Sakura), and guy addicted to the bugs(Shino)

I came here early cause I had to use the bathroom or poo. If I went poo poo at the area you were in, it would smell and you can here go "Errrr!" and "Oooooo! And stuff when your constipated.You guys were with my shadow replications. The bandits wouldn't let use their bathroom, so I killed them.So lets go home and have some raw men. Get it RAW MEN. Hahahahahaha I kill me….. and Sasuke.

Hate Naruto"

Sasuke said with anger, "Oh I hate him alright."

They all went back top the village fast.

They when to Naruto at the ramen shop.

Shino remembering, "Oh yeah! The traps! Bugs can hear me now?

Bugs said, "Yes"

Shino said, "Good. Now find the idiot who set those traps."

Bugs started attacking Naruto while he was eating his ramen.

Naruto said with disappointment "Aww spinach with hamburgers! That was a new bowl. Uh oh. I know these bugs by there touch,….feel,….and sound."

Sasuke said, "Ewww. Are you g-"

Naruto shouted at Sasuke, "Don't you dare say! I'm not!"

Sakura yelled, "Naruto!"

Naruto asked, "Should I start running?"

Sakura warning him, "I'll you a two second start. 1…..-"

Naruto throws his empty bowl at Sakura and running real fast.

Sakura shouted at Naruto at the top of her lungs, "NARUTO!"

Man telling Sakura, "Keep it down over there!"