The Office: An American crime scene
Chapter 2: Kelly
Jan: Ms Kapoor, where were you the night Charles Miner was murdered?
Kelly: I was watching Greys Anatomy, and oh my god, Justin Chambers is SO hot! Don't you think?
Jan is getting noticeably irritated by Kelly's confidence and complete disregard over how much trouble she could be in.
Jan: Kelly, let me make this extremely clear; before we move on, you cannot speak about anything other than the murder of Charles Miner, do you understand!?
Kelly is taken aback over Jan's sudden strict attitude.
Kelly: Yes,I apologise.
Jan: Good, I'm glad we finally understand each other.
Jan: Now you were very fond of Charles Miner, weren't you?
Kelly: Oh, definitely! Though he treated me like I didn't even exist.
Jan: That must of made you very angry and frustrated?
Kelly: I guess.
Jan: Do you think there is any chance you might of, I don't know, hit him with something?
Kelly: Oh, god, no! I'm not a very violent person.
Jan: Really? Have you had a violent background?
Kelly: Absolutely not.
Jan: Well we have your criminal record, and it seems to me you do.
Kelly starts to look worried and confused
Jan: You were the one who vandalised, Mr. Ryan Howards car, correct?
Kelly: Uh... Yeah, but that was only because he was cheating on me and I got super angry! Why does any of this even matter?
Jan, getting very angry over Kelly sticking up for herself. She shouts:
Jan: DON'T YOU DARE RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME LIKE THAT!
Jan: Charles Miner was a good man, and someone has killed him, and you are a suspect, how dare you raise your voice at me when I have just proven that you have a violent background.
Kelly: I am so sorry, but I didn't kill him, I swear.
Jan: Now, why don't you tell me about the last time you saw Charles Miner.
Kelly: It was the Friday before he died, In my lunch break, I saw him alone in the break room, and I tried talking to him.
Jan: Tell me how that conversation went.
The following is a transcript of the last conversation shared by Ms Kelly Kapoor & the now deceased, Charles Miner.
Kelly: Hey Charles! Can I sit with you?
Charles: Uh, yeah, sure...
Kelly: Cool. What are you reading?
Charles: Scranton Times.
Kelly: Cool. What have you got planned for tonight?
Charles: Uh, nothing planned. Why?
Kelly: Just wondering. Charles are you married.
Charles: Listen, Kelly, I am not interested in what you are trying to do. I can tell that you are into me, but I simply don't find you attractive, I don't think you're smart, I just don't like you. Please, go away and leave me alone and get back to your work.
Kelly: But... I thought you liked me?
Charles: Why the hell would you think that?
Kelly: Well... Because... remember that night?
Charles: What night?
Kelly: When we made love!
Charles: What! wait... you actually thought that was serious? HA HA HA! That meant nothing. Go away, now Kelly.
Jan: Wow, that must have been hard.
Kelly: It was.
Jan: Do you think he is the father of your unborn child?
Kelly looking startled and surprised.
Kelly: What? I am not pregnant.
Jan: Before you came in, you did a urine test, correct?
Kelly: Yeah.
Jan: We do these tests to find out if the suspect is drunk or taken in large amounts of drugs,so they don't give false information. Well, your test shows that you are 1 month pregnant. And I think you know that.
Kelly: Wait what? I didn't know I was pregnant!
Jan: I don't believe you. What I believe is that you killed Charles Miner because he didn't want anything to do with your baby & he didn't like you. You killed him because he tipped you over the edge and you were scared.
Kelly: What, no! Jan you got this completely wrong!
Kelly tries convincing Jan she is wrong whilst Jan talks completely over her.
Jan: Based on all this evidence, I am also going to keep you in custody until more evidence emerges.
Jan talks to the body guard
Jan: Take her away boys.
Kelly is taken away to her cell, hysterically crying over the fact that she is going to be a single Mom in prison. As she is escorted to her cell, she sees Darryl also locked up, and realises that Jan is out to get the Dunder Mifflin employees in trouble. But it's too late, she is already locked up in her cell, completely powerless. She then over hears Jan cackling and announcing "I love my job!"
