Me: Last time on Total Drama Z, We left off where 24 of the characters from PPGZ are staying in a island for the next 10 weeks, where they will face judgement of hard challenges
Everyone was standing on top of a thousand-foot high cliff with the water surrounding the island. They all have their bathing suits on and they stared at me, in a short sleeved shirt, a bathing suit skirt, sunglasses, and sandals, While my little co-host, Mimikyu, had a floatie on it
"Today's challange is to jump off a thousand foot high cliff into the lake." I said
"That won't be so bad, right?" Bubbles asked
"Yes and no, if you look down, you can see two targets: the small circle is the safe zone. If you land in it, You'll be picked up by mimikyu in one of our boats and earn a point."
"What happens if we land outside the safe zone?" said ken
"The outer zone is where you don't wanna land. It's infested by moody eels and psychotic piranhas." I said.
"You're a sick, twisted host," said Ivy while everyone watched her.
"But i like it." She said as she leaned off the cliff.
Everybody hurried to the edge of the cliff and watched Ivy fall to the water and into the safe zone.
"MADE IT!" She said from below.
My eyes went wide "...Well okay. oh, and two things before i part away, if you don't jump, you have to wear a chicken hat and come down, and your team don't get a point."
"What's the second rule, Mojo?" said mojo
I grinned wickedly "You're allowed to give someone a push, throw anybody in the water, or jump down there with somebody."
Mojo's widen his eyes as he heard the rule. Blossom grinned
"And here i thought i never heard these words, THIS IS FOR WRECKING NEW TOWNSVILLE!"
As she finished, she pushed mojo off the cliff before jumping off too.
"I should have gone with the chicken hat, Mojooooo!" He said as he and blossom fell to the water.
"Three down! who's next?" I said as i turned to the others.
"I'M NEXT!" said butch as he ran and jumped down.
He did a few flip tricks and pushed himself from the cliffs and landed safely in the safe zone, while everybody was cheering for his daring stunt.
"Look down below!" said buttercup, who already jumped and landed next to butch.
Next was violet, who was reading about lakes and its residents, Then it was fuzzy's turn, who just looked down from above.
"I can't jump dat high!" He said
"scared of heights?" I said
"yeah, ever since." he said
"Aww, that's okay," I said as i patted his shoulder
then, I placed a hat that looked like a chicken on his head "But you have to wear this, for the rest of the day."
He frowned and nodded and walked away. Then, Ace ran to the cliff and jumped off.
"YEE-HAW!"
But then, he hit a cliff, spun around, and landed in the safe zone, while the other freezing hydrangeas cheered him on.
"Okay, 2 scorching roses, no chickens, 6 freezing hydrangeas, only 1 chicken, good. OKAY, WHO'S NEXT?" I shouted.
"I'll go!" said Brick, who jumped.
He landed head first and rose back up to the surface, smiling.
"Okay! Who's coming ne-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" He screamed as Kasey laughed and landed on him.
"Ohh! that's gonna leave a mark!" I said.
"Umm, excuse me, miss. diva, I can't jump because of medical reasons." said top hat
"What kind of medical reasons?" I asked
"Risky medical condition." he replied
"You're gonna chicken out and it's gonna cost your team." I assured.
"I'll take it."
"Then here you go!" I said as i handed him his chicken hat before he left.
"Alright, that's 9 jumpers; 6 hydrangeas and 3 roses, 2 chickens, both hydrangea, so we're missing two more hydrangeas, who's that?" I looked around and saw ken and Peach.
"But I wanna jump with you!" peach said
"If i don't, then I'll be a chicken!"
"It's okay, Peach! I'll wait for you in the safe zone." said ken
"Do you wanna switch with somebody?" i asked, walking towards them.
"I'll switch places with peach." Billy said as he stepped up.
"Alright! Peach, you're on the freezing hydrangeas, and big billy, you're on the scorching roses."
Ken and peach cheered as they jumped off the cliff, and landed on the safe zone.
"Alright! that's 11 hydrangea jumpers, 3 rose jumpers and 2 hydrangea chickens."
"THAT'S 12 HYDRANGEA JUMPER'S MISS DIVA!" said a voice from down below.
I looked down to see lil' arturo waving. "Huh, this little gal is one sneaky fly,"
then i turned to the remaining scorching roses "Rose's, if you all manage to jump down, we'll provide something along with your prize."
"Sounds good! who's going?" said Utonium.
Everyone stared at each other until Utonium broke the silence
"I guess i'll go." he said as he walked up to the cliff and leaped off, landing on the safe zone.
"Okay! somebody go next!"
"I ain't going, it'll wet my new swimsuit!" princess complained
"Oh, you're doing it, no matter what!" said Him.
"since when?" princess barked
"Oh, this is gonna be great!" I said to mimikyu, who looked at me.
"Since you complained over a stupid new swimsuit, you spoiled, rotten, brat!" shouted Him.
"Back off, you two-faced, backstabbing, high evil wannabe!"
"Say's who, you star-eyed, red afro, fame begging, ugly dressed, white african!" Him shouted.
"Ohhhh! Drama!" I shouted.
Princess stared and smirked "At least i'm not a cross dressing gay freak who doesn't wanna lose their virginity."
Everyone's eyes widen and their jaws dropped after the words she said.
"Uh oh." i said
Him gritted his teeth as his face was blushing red "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING!"
"MAKE ME!"
Him grinned "I thought you never asked!"
Then, Him grabbed princess high with two claws, marched to the edge, and threw her off the cliff. Princess screamed as she landed in the safe zone. she coughed and looked up.
"HIM, YOU ARE SO DEAD!" she screamed below
"Hey, at least i threw you in the safe zo-AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" he screamed as he was pushed by sedusa who followed Him from behind. as they landed in the safe zone, sedusa snickered.
"That's what you get!" she said as she jumped off the cliff.
Him glared at sedusa and growled
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Him was sitting with his legs cross and arms folded "That friend of Princess is gonna get it for pushing me off!"
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Sedusa was drying her hair off with a towel "So, i guess that guy hates my guts for that. I wish i had a video of that." she snickered as she dried the last bit of her hair.
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Bubbles looked down before jumping off, screaming, then landed in the safe zone.
Boomer noticed Mimikyu glaring at him. He walked over to the little Pokemon. "hey there little guy, watcha doing?"
It said nothing but gave him a blink.
Boomer rolled his eyes, but then he smirked. "Lemme guess; you've never talk alot?"
"kyu, kyu..." it said normally
"Eh, guess you and i are the same thing aren't we? Welp, see at the bottom!"
Mimikyu waved goodbye as Boomer laughed and jumped over the edge.
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Boomer was sitting normally in the conference, facing the camera
"I love Diva's friend. It's cute!"
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Grubber and Takaaki both jumped. Poncho jumped after them, his eyes remain hidden.
"Here i go..." he shouted, plummeting out of the sky.
CRACK!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" shouted the green amoeba. Poncho had landed on the rim of the pool…and he had just so happened to have hurt his private area. Clutching the spot in between his lower body, he fell over into the pool.
I shouted from the top "AGAIN?!"
Then Big billy jumped from the cliff diving towards the water fast.
"CANNONBALL!"
A large splash almost hitting the top caused a big wave towards the beach were everyone was. Everyone was soaking wet. again.
"Welp! needless to say, but the scorching roses win!"
The scorching roses cheered as the freezing hydrangeas looked disappointed.
"You're prize is... A hot tub! and along with it, buffet service!"
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"Aw, sweet!" said Ivy, who finally puts her phone down for once.
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"Alright, freezing hydrangeas! meet me at the campfire tonight! and make your decision quickly!" I said as i walked off.
At the cafeteria, the freezing hydrangeas were sitting in their table, deciding on their vote.
"So who should we eliminate?" asked ken.
"I think it's either the tree-hugger, or the 'so-called schemer'." Brick said, pointing both his thumbs to fuzzy and top hat.
"Why us?" fuzzy asked.
"Well, unless i'm mistaken, you two are the only ones who didn't jump. And i think we should keep you."
"What? You guys can't vote me off! you need me!" Top hat said.
"Well, i don't know why we lost. We're the only ones with five girls." Ace said, pointing his thumb at the girls on the team
"What are you trying to say here?" Blossom said, glaring at him.
"What i'm trying to say here is that you girls aren't good enough"
Buttercup came up and strangled ace's neck before letting him go. "is that enough to prove you i'm not good enough?"
"OKAY GUYS! give him a break! at least he doesn't think guys are smarter than girls." butch said
"But they are. Unless guys are cross-dressers. Boys or girls like that are just wrong." Ace said.
Everyone stopped and looked at him while our eyes and mouths were wide open.
"...What?"
They turned to Him, who was pissed enough to shatter his glass, before walking out calmly.
Then, everyone turned to Ace, with angry glances on their faces.
"What?" Ace said
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"Oh. My. God. he did just not." Butch said lowly.
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Him was cursing in the conference room while he tore everything up.
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I laughed in the torn-up conference room while i teared up
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I told him not to screw up! BUT HE DID! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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It was night, and the freezing Hyrdangeas were sitting around a campfire. Me and Mimikyu were there as well, with Mimikyu holding a stack of s'mores.
"Now you see, Hydrangeas, this is your elimination ceremony. As I said before, you get a S'more, and you're safe. No S'more, then you are OUT! Don't worry though, I'll try and not make it suspenseful."
"First S'more goes to…Blossom," said Mew. Blossom smiled as she walked up.
"Brick...arturo…violet…Fuzzy…," I said, handing out S'mores to the people i named. Brick smirked, while Arturo and Violet exchanged high fives. Fuzzy just smiled calmly.
"Buttercup…Ken…Peach…and Kasey," I continued, giving out the s'mores . Me and Mimikyu were grinning. Now only Mojo, Ace, And Top hat were left…the ones who hadn't jumped.
"Next S'more goes to…Mojo," said Mew. Mojo visibly relaxed, as he went over to get his S'more.
"Ace, Top hat. There are two People before me. But only one shall be staying. The question is which one?"
Ace's cocky grin faltered. Final two, already?
Top hat's eyes widened. He was an Amoeba! They couldn't vote him out just because he couldn't swim in the water, right?
"The final S'more goes to…," I said, pausing dramatically. Ace's face was shut, while Top hat's hat was tipped down on his forehead.
"…Top hat," I said. Top hat was shocked, but then he smiled happily, and went to get his s'more.
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"Brick, Violet, Ken, and I all voted for Ace," said Blossom, staring at the camera. "The reason? He made so much offences of us ladies back at the cafeteria. And he had the cuts to offence Him. So thankfully, those guys voted with me…hmmm…"
She struck a thoughtful pose.
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"Well, at least I'm not hurt." Said Ace, walking to the dock, where a Boat awaited him.
"WAIT JUST A MOMENT, ACE!" a voice shouted out
Ace turned to see all the female campers, and Him, Standing at the docks, with a bunch of weapons lended by buttercup.
"We gotta teach you a lesson!" Blossom said while the girls shouted in agreement.
"And no one, i mean NO ONE. TALKS BACK AT ME..." Him said as everyone beated Ace up, throwing him at the docks.
As they left, i watched the scenerio from here and walked off with mimikyu.
"Well, that was suspense. and funny. Welp, see you next time on TOTAL. DRAMA. Z!"
And so we're done! So Ace is the first one to go! Why? Eh, I never really liked him. He was just…stupid enough to look like he's homeschooled and doesn't think about society really much.
Tune in for our next episode and review!
Ace: Review or whatever. I've had enough of those stupid girls today.
Every female fan beats him up
Ace:WHY ME?!
