Hyper Pervy Cloud chapter 2
Neo: Well, After a year of deliberate absence I'm back!
Leon: WHERE THE Fuck were you?
Neo: Shut up. Onto the fic!
Disclaimer: Don't own Kingdom Hearts fools!
It was bright, beautiful morning in Hollow Bastion, or now recently known as Radiant Garden, as the Restoration Committee all were waking up, ready to start the day. As Leon was waking up, he saw a sight that was shocking.
Sitting on top of his stomach, with a big grin plastered on his face, was none other than Cloud Strife. Leon really didn't know why the blonde was so happy when he was around. Cloud used to be more stoic and reserved. The blonde never cared about the other members safety, not even Leon's. Sure, they were friends and all but that doesn't mean that he had to help. In Cloud's defense, he was separated from them for nine whole years. Sephiroth was such a bastard, Leon could remember the anger on Cloud's face when he couldn't defeat him last time. Let's just say, Leon was lucky Tifa had came back home early, or the brunette wouldn't be alive. Leon shuddered at the memory of that event.(A.N.: This was from a Kh meme fic that I didn't like at all. It had Cloud beat the hell out of Leon because he was angry about Sephiroth, then...raped him? Cloud you got some damn issue home slice! I'm so glad that I didn't read that part! I hate that fic, I felt violated! Just Like Leon was! Bastard Cloud is a Bastard! Just forget it.)
The brunette then focused his steel grey eyes into Cloud's crystal ones. The blonde smile scared Leon as much as Reon's smirks do. And that's saying something!
"Good morning, Leon!" The blonde had said in his cheery, tone. Okay, this brat was up to something and Leon knew it. He could sense that the blonde was wearing a facade, trying to lure him into Wolf territory. Yeah, well the Lion's smarter than that. Leon simply stared at the blonde wearing light blue pajamas with little clouds on them. The blonde had frowned at the silence and casually got off the brunette's chest.
"Why won't you talk to me, Grumpy pants?" Cloud asked as he pouted, his lips pressing together in irritation. Leon looked away from that face. Only so many could resist the pout, and he wasn't one of them. Reon, his twin brother, had used this technique on him many times with successful results. Reon's was cute, but Cloud's! He wouldn't last one fricking second looking at it.
"Fine! Be that way! I'm going to go take a shower!" The blonde said frustrated as he got up and went to the bathroom to shower. The blonde got undressed and saw a box for him from Reon. Cloud deduced that the contents must be his clothing for how he'll get Leon's attention.
Leon was getting his clothes ready when Cloud came out in a very interesting outfit.
Cloud was wearing much skimpier version of his usual clothing. The pants were now just mini shorts that looked really tight on him. the shirt was unzipped showing his chest and most of his upper body, like his sexy six pack. Leon couldn't believe what he just thought. Yeah, Cloud was attractive, but the brunette was not gay. He was gonna stick with that excuse to the grave if he had to. He had been teased by Aerith and Yuffie, and even Keo dammit! He was not gay! Never has been, never will be.
Besides, his six pack was Waaaaay better than Cloud's anyway! Yeah, he looked much more sexier than the spiky blonde. He compared himself to the blonde's body A LOT and has noticed that he has some better qualities and looks. He has also seen that he trumps Cloud greatly in one particular area. Hehe...(A.N.: You know what Leon's talking about! Under 16, oh then you shouldn't know what area he means). Yeah, he was awesome.
Physically, in battle, he paled in comparison to Cloud, which still pissed him off to no end. Leon was the leader of the Restoration Committee dammit. Cloud can't take that from him.
Cloud was walking alluringly in the outfit, and Leon couldn't believe how hot he was. He suddenly felt something trickling down his nose. Something warm. Leon realized that he was having a nosebleed.
"Ah! Leon, are you alright? I'll get you a tissue!" Cloud said bending over giving the most delicious view of his ass. Leon's nose spewed more blood as he fainted. He was going to be taking a really cold shower today, huh?
Later...
Leon got dressed and was staring at Cloud in worry. He then asked the blonde the obvious question bothering him.
"Are you really going wear that?" the scarred brunette asked, his voice was laced with concern and worry. Cloud smirked before he sauntered over to the taller male with a sway in his hips. Leon had been slowly stepping back until his back hit the wall. Cloud had then pinned him on both side by slamming his hands on the wall. Cloud then leaned in and growled huskily.
"Since when the fuck did you care about me, Leonhart?"
Leon didn't know why he was so turned on by the roughness. Cloud then put a finger on the scar on his face. The black gloved finger slowly trailed down the diagonal scar like a snail. Cloud had then started to breathe slowly in his ear.
"You know what I've loved dreaming about, Leon?" Cloud asked still huskily. The spiky blonde had placed a knee in between the brunette's.
Leon had silently moaned at the knees placement. He tried to push Cloud off, but the spiky blonde then held the arm that was fighting back. Reon then came in and killed the mood.
"Hey Bro whoa!" Reon saw the moment and whistled slyly. He then had left as Cloud began to kiss the brunette. Cloud then walked away from the shocked brunette leaning on the wall, who's pants were much more tighter than before.
At Merlin's place Leon was trying to do some files for a new upgrade with Claymore. Cloud then came in and started to give Leon a shoulder massage. Leon was shocked by the blonde's suddenness. Since when did the SOLDIER get in anyway?
"Are you tense here?" Cloud asked sweetly. Leon instantly could see the Wolf's hidden agendas but he couldn't do anything about it or Cloud would try his stupid "eye" trick, god damn his cuteness.
"Yeah..." Leon muttered as he worked. Leon had to call upon some great willpower not to moan at Cloud's touches to his shoulder blades...Hyne he was good at this.
Leon couldn't believe how exhausted his bones were because Cloud gave him one hell of shoulder massage. He wouldn't mind a back massage next time. As long as the blonde made sure his hands didn't creep down too low.
He had already been molested by the a masseuse who was female. She frickin' bit him on the ass too! It took months for that mark to disappear. He wasn't going to let that happen again. Especially not by Cloud. Actually, that wouldn't be so bad. Gah! what was he thinking! Cloud was a guy. A very hot, sexy, attractive guy that would do everything he said. No! Bad thoughts!
Tifa then came in and saw Leon...Squatting on the ground in desperation. This should be good.
"Hey Leon! Restoration is going well! What's the problem?" The black haired warrior asked concerned.
"Cloud..." Leon muttered defeated. "He's pushing the weirdest buttons in my body, and I can't stop thinking about him for some stupid reason!" Leon said as he tried to calm his nerves.
"You like him."
Leon immediately blanched. HE CAN'T BE GAY!
"How could you say that?!" The Committee Leader yelled at the girl who simply was staring at the brunette. Cloud was standing by a pole and hiding obviously saddened. Leon noticed behind Tifa.
Later...
Reon knew he was plan was going to work all the brunette needed was a little nudge...and he's got to the right nudge for him.
After Leon got home he heard some thrashing coming from his and Cloud's room. He also heard Cloud's voice in a moaning, but desperate cry. It made him shocked when he saw through a crack in the door.
"Come on Leon doesn't like you so I can have you." Reon said as he was kissing up the blonde's neck and groping a little too much for Leon's taste.
"No I always will love Leon!" Cloud shouted as he was kissed on his neck.
Leon then grabbed Cloud in his arms so fast that he didn't know he could've gotten him so fast. Leon was glaring at Reon so strongly it wasn't even funny.
"Cloud's mine, brother!" Leon shouted uncontrollably.
He then realized what he said and saw the smile on Cloud's face as the blonde leaned in to kiss him. Leon was confused as his brother was snickering at the grey eyed brunette.
"Thanks, Leon!" Cloud kissed the brunette softly and passionately. Leon couldn't hold back his own mind as he kissed back.
Ahh, who cares if he likes Cloud.
Neo: I love happy endings
Leon: You're taking too long with you're stories.
Cloud; I love you Leon!
Neox: We're also trying to make a New Replivan fanfic as well so stay tuned.
Cloud: When are you going to do the Soriku Sadomasochism fanfic where Sora's a dominatrix?
Neo: Who knows? But I will make it.
Leon: At least you finished a fic.
Neo; Fuck off Leon now read and review my friends.
