Hey everyone I'm back. Sorry it took so long but I've been on holiday and my computer went kablooey. So I'm very sorry for the wait.

Kakashi: *huff* at least she let me live :)

Bamii: For now :) Mwahahah *evils*

Iruka: NO! no killing Kakashi you need him for the story *whispers* and I need him for M rated stuff

Bamii: IRUKA ! how much time have you spent with Kakashi

Iruka: Ermm…

I still don't own Naruto.

Kakashi's P.O.V

So I was only half an hour late, still earned a whack off Anko though.

Straight to the drinks, dodging Gai as I walked through to the kitchen and entering the kitchen I notice the masses of alcohol on the table, well this will be an interesting night.

Genma, Asuma, Shino, Neji and Tenten were in there drinking and having a chat.

"Yo guys"

"Hey Kakashi, there's beer in the fridge if you want some" Asuma told me.

"Cheers"

I opened my beer and the rest went back to their conversation.

"So the mission went alright then, Neji" questioned Genma.

"Yes, it went fine, nice place the land of tea"

Good ol' ice breakers, they tend to be more interesting with ninjas but this was not the case at this moment.

The music was getting louder and it was then Iruka walked through the door. He was looking really good in his black shirt.

"Hey guys you are aware there's a party going on tonight?"

"Yeah we know Iruka-sensei but the drinks are in here" Tenten replied cockily. This cause even Neji to smirk.

"Funny Tenten, funny."

Say something god damn you, say something. Great my minds gone blank, ermm.

"Hey Iruka, nice shirt." Nice shirt that was the best I could come up with ¬¬.

"Hey Kakashi, err… thanks" is he blushing? Nah must be the light.

"So you guys just going to stand in here then?"

"It would seem so Iruka-sensei" Shino said suddenly, making me jump slightly seeing as he had been quiet since I got to the kitchen.

Suddenly a loud bark was heard over the music, causing Shino to sigh heavily.

"That will be for me."

"I'll come through, sensei" why not, I don't want to stay in here for the night.

"Finally someone's becoming sociable" he said, following Shino out the door.

I went to follow him when I heard a cough from behind me, I turn to see Genma and Asuma staring at me giving me that look. You know the kinda of look that says don't do anything we wouldn't do. Genma cockily lifts an eyebrow questionably at me, as if to say well what's happening there. I shot them a death glare and noticed Tenten giggling at me.

I decided to ignore them and carried on into the next room. We wondered towards a set of sofas to sit down. As we sat down Shikamaru and Choji came over and sat on the sofa opposite us.

"Well I still say you do and she does back even if she's too stubborn to say or show it excessively" Choji stated to Shikamaru in between mouthfuls of crisps he was eating. "Oh hi senseis" (A/n does that make sense ?? :S)

"Hello Choji, Shikamaru" Iruka said cheerfully.

Shikamaru just nodded and carried on not care about whatever Choji was trying to convince him, which I had a pretty good idea about.

"Girl trouble Shikamaru?" I asked knowingly

Not even looking at me "aren't they always trouble and no just Choji being too optimistic again."

Choji just smiled at me as if to say you know I'm right about her Kakashi-sensei. And I did.

Just then said girl and Sakura walked over, arguing over something.

Shikamaru obviously heard her voice, because he'd stop staring at the ceiling and was looking in her direction now.

"Hey Shikamaru!" Ino cried in her loud voice, "hey Choji"

"Hey Ino" they said happily back, well Choji is always saying things happily.

I turned to Sakura who was looking at Shikamaru then to Ino, smiling. Ino saw this and gave her the worst evils I've seen.

She turned to look at me since team 10 had started some random conversation. She looked at Iruka questionably, who was staring at Lee doing some weird dancing with Naruto. I stared her trying to give her evils that could match Ino's but failed epically.

"So Iruka-sensei, how's the nightmare that is pre-genins?" Sakura asked, I could tell she has had a few, the politeness has left.

"Alright, oh apart from the aiming."

"Huh?"

"This is from kunai practise" he said pointing at scar on his neck. " Just skimmed me."

"Ouch"

"Oh, it isn't that bad, Kakashi."

"So peoples are we gonna party or sit on sofa's like losers."

Shikamaru raised an eyebrow at Ino who just stared in her scary way. Reluctantly he got up and walked with her and Sakura with a still munching Choji trailing behind them.

"You need another drink yet" I asked Iruka, looking down at my own empty bottle.

"Wait a sec" he necked the little bit left in his bottle. "Yeah but something stronger this time."

"Oh definitely"

Laughing we walked into the kitchen. This time Kurenai had joined Asuma, drinking some violent pink cocktail. (A/n: I don't know if there is a violent pink cocktail around I thought it would be cool =3)

Tenten was sitting on the counter with a glass of straight vodka with a slightly drunker looking Neji. I was shocked at the amount she could drink though. That fact that Neji couldn't keep up with her made me snigger. Iruka was smiling at them as well.

"What you having?" I of course already knew.

"Whiskey sours?"

"Coming right up."

Suddenly Tenten and Asuma suddenly looked up.

"I'll make a pitcher" I sighed.

3 pitchers later! (now their drunk :3)

Iruka's P.O.V

Smack my bitch up suddenly blared out the speakers and everyone who hadn't passed out (Lee and Sai) were dancing, even Shikamaru. Kiba was dancing drunkenly with Shino who was trying to hold him up but failing miserably. Neji was spinning, just spinning. Wow he can spin fast. Tenten laughing at him. Naruto and Hinata, who was a bright red but hadn't fainted… yet, had stopped dancing and Naruto was drawing a cock on Sai's face and writing random insults on it. Hinata was actually giggling at it as well. Lee then just suddenly jumped up and jumped on Gaara, he did so quickly his ultimate defence couldn't even stop it. Gaara just look dumbfounded then "Lee get off me"

"No!"

"Lee, please get off me."

I was very confused, why didn't Gaara just do his thing and forced him off. I looked at Kakashi, who was watching them as well, eyebrows raised. He turned to me.

"I think Gaara secretly likes it."

I turned back and looked back them. Lee still hadn't get off Gaara but he now just stood there looking at him and wait! was Gaara smiling?? (A/n: Very unlike Gaara but cute :3) Then Lee finally let go off Gaara and turn to him. Gaara closed the gap between them and they were kissing.

Me and Kakashi just turn to each other both trying to stifle our laughter.

The song had finished now and Lady Gaga – Let's dance came on. Ino squealed and grabbed Shikamaru and started dancing. I looked at Choji, who looked back at us a smiled.

"It's Ino's favourite song" Choji shrugged.

I know, I made you wait just for that but you I'm busy.

Kiba: No you not you just sit around watching anime or reading fan fictions.

Bamii: Why you little AARRRGGGG!!

Iruka: Haha you can't kill Kiba

Bamii: Why not!!

Iruka: … Because 1. you want to rip his clothes of and have your way with him and 2. I've locked your chainsaw up! Mwahaha!

Kakashi: Being evil does not suit you Iruka.

Bamii: Hehe *runs to secret hiding place*

Kiba: WHAT! YOU HAVE TWO CHAINSAWS AHHHHHH!!!

Iruka: Wow did not see that coming

Kakashi: I did -_-'

Iruka: Ermm should we end this then.

Kakashi: Please review and rate for Bamii will kill us and I like living.

Iruka: Me too!!