Well so much for the people who wanted to read this, they haven't reviewed yet. Only 2 reviews so far. Come on peeps we can do better! My cousin is staying with us I never realized how much of a ditz she was….oh well she's funny. Well please enjoy and review.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or this idea, it's goldnotes and please read her stories and pyraterose's pirates in the pantry.
Jordan, Brittany and Itachi walked back up the stairs and noticed the sun coming through the window. It must've been around 7:00 now. When they got to the living room Brittany and Jordan's fears came true, there was Sasuke who tried lunging at Itachi, then Naruto, Baileigh and Sakura onto his legs just about breaking the coffee table that was in front of them.
"You! I'll kill you and avenge our clan!" Sasuke roared despite being on the bottom of the dog pile. The others either didn't know what was going on or they realized now wasn't the time or place to fight eachother.
"Sasuke I don't think these strangers would be very happy if we destroyed their home." Sakura whispered warily eyeing Jordan with her bat.
"Plus little brother we won't be able to kill eachother or use offensive jutsu in this place." Itachi added with a smirk. He set down Orochimaru's body.
Sasuke stopped struggling 'You're off the hook until we get back.'
"Orochimaru?" Sakura gasped.
Orochimaru woke up when his name was called. "Hi there. Where am I? Who am I? Why do you guys have such weird looking headbands?"
Jordan immediately went scarlet and bowed her head 'I didn't mean to give the bugger amnesia…'
Brittany looked at her "Jordan…how hard did you hit him?"
"Come on! Lets turn those frowns upside down!" Orochimaru continued.
"A little too hard." Jordan mumbled.
"Amnesia." Baileigh said knowingly thinking of the number of times she knocked her brothers unconscious. "He'll be back to normal in a few days."
"How did you get here?" Chelsea asked.
"Orochimaru did some weird forbidden teleportation jutsu and we all ended up here." Kakashi explained quickly.
"I see. Do any of you know how to do this jutsu?" Chelsea asked. Kakashi, Sasuke and Itachi nodded since they had the sharingan "can you use it to get back home?"
"Well we haven't used it before, but I'll try." Kakashi said as he tried performing the jutsu but nothing really happened it just left Kakashi really tired. Itachi tried it but the same thing happened. "Looks like we're stuck here, I don't think you'll be able to perform this one Sasuke."
"How troublesome." Shikamaru commented.
Jordan walked toward the clock to see what time it was. '8:00? Seriously! So much for sleep.' She walked toward the kitchen, she could feel the anti-socialness kicking in, she didn't like crowds.
"Hey where're you going?" Baileigh called after her friend.
"Breakfast." Jordan smirked.
"YEAH FOOD!" Naruto called and ran after her. Jordan laughed. She walked to the closest pantry and opened it, there was all kinds of cereal, almost every brand of cereal was in there. Jordan started pulling out boxes checking the expiration date.
'Wow there's more cereal in here than the last time I checked, well I guess this will last for breakfast for a few days.' Jordan continued to put boxes that passed her inspection on the table. "Naruto, could you grab the milk from the fridge?" Naruto does and they begin to have breakfast. Brittany looked at one of the cereal boxes and then at the two hyuugas.
"ouldshay eway askyay ejinay oryay inatahay ifyay eirthay yakuganbay ancay eesay hyway idskay ovelay innomancay oasttay runchcay?" Brittany asked.
(Should we ask Neji or hinata if their byakugan can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?)
Baileigh the others shook their heads, Baileigh answered "ahnay e'dway obablypray etgay ouryay utsbay ickedkay."
(Nah. We'd probably get our buts kicked)
"What language are you speaking?" Ino asked.
"Pig latin." Chelsea Brittany Jordan and Baileigh said at once.
"Its just a code and don't worry what those two said wasn't very important." Chelsea said. They continued to eat breakfast.
"Well since we had better get this out of the way I'm giving everyone a sleeping arrangement. Ok, Kiba, Itachi, and Shikamaru get the couches in the basement, the bed is not fit for human use and there's lots of blankets down there, Rock-lee and neji get the living room couches, Kakashi gets the spare room, Sasuke and Naruto get the bunk beds and Sakura, Hinata and Ino get my parents room." Jordan explained quickly then finished her bowl of cereal.
"What about Gaara?" Chelsea asked.
"I don't sleep." He answered.
"Why tell them this now?" Brittany asked.
Jordan shrugged. "I'd forget and tomorrow is me and Baileigh's last day of tests."
"Like the Chunnin exams and the academy exams?" Neji asked.
"Kinda." Baileigh answered.
'I wish.' Jordan thought at the same time Baileigh answered.
A little while later…
Chelsea, Jordan, Baileigh and Brittany met up in the kitchen
"So what are they doing now?" Chelsea asked, "All I know is Sasuke and Naruto are having a match to see who can jump higher on the trampoline-"
"AAAAAHHHH!" Naruto screamed as he hit the springs and went flying but landed on his feet.
"And that Kiba's with missy and peanuts and shikamaru is on the deck watching clouds." Chelsea finished.
"I just introduced Gaara, Rock-lee, Itachi, Orochimaru and Neji to the Simpsons. And fixed the plastic walls." Baileigh said.
"Really? Do they like it?" Chelsea asked.
"Well they all came to one conclusion, homer simpson is a moron, and Itachi says Bart should join Akatsuki." Baileigh said laughing. The others giggled too.
"Ino, Sakura and Hinata are watching the contest between Naruto and Sasuke." Brittany said.
"Kakashi said he was going to practise that jutsu." Jordan said.
"But I'm done now, with no progress." A voice said behind her.
"Kakashi I wish you would stop doing that. I keep thinking you're gonna do that 'a thousand years of death technique'." Jordan turned around.
"That's why I do it, do you have make out paradise volume 3? I just finished #2." Kakashi asked.
"I have something just as good." Jordan led him to the living room "this is my mom's Danelle Steele collection, this is probably just as good as make out paradise." Kakashi picked up a book and sat down on the couch and began to read.
"Jordan are you sure we'll be able to do this?" Baileigh asked.
"yeah of course, you have an expert with you." Chelsea answered.
"and don't forget I have josh and joel for siblings." Jordan added.
"good point." Brittany commented.
"I wonder how tomorrow will work out….with Jordan and Baileigh having to go to finish those 2 exams?" Chelsea asked.
"Well we need a ride to school for sure, both of us aren't good with a car. After the first test we have a 3 hour break so we can check up Brittany and the others we leave at home, and we always finish early so it won't be so bad." Baileigh answered.
Hinata came running over "N-Naruto and S-Sasuke made t-the cat m-mad and now i-i-its chasing them." Hinata gasped.
"is it the one who looks like it went through a shredder?" Jordan asked.
"Y-Yes." Hinata answered.
"Oh no…" Jordan and the others ran outside to see Sasuke and Naruto being chased by a large cat. It would've been funny in any other circumstance but it seemed like the cat was out to kill. Sasuke had cuts all over his arms and legs, and Naruto had claw marks all over his clothes. "Quick get the Friskies!" Brittany got the bag of cat food, the cat hearing the sound of the bag walked over and purred happily. "Jenny you gotta be nice to strangers!" Jordan petted her fondly on the head. The cat meowed contently and began to eat the cat food.
"Dumb cat." Naruto and Sasuke grumbled.
Later……
Everyone was eating Ramen for supper much to the satisfaction of Naruto. It was otherwise a quiet meal. Orochimaru's condition was still the same though he slowly began to remember things through out the day.
"Well it's time to sleep now, we have to get up early tomorrow." Brittany said. So with very few complaints everyone but Gaara fell asleep.
Well this ends this chapter, I wonder how tomorrow's gonna go for the characters…and hopefully I can update soon…depends on if I don't get writers block and can actually get some time on the computer! Well please review!
