Author's Note: I have decided the chapters are all going to be short, because this is just a little ficlet I have fun with, so I don't want to make it seem like work. But the chapters will be updated quickly! n.n Also, this is going to be just humor; romance got voted out. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Kakashi had decided to take Itachi home himself for one day, so people wouldn't correlate the fact he was missing with the sudden appearance of a foul-tempered weasel. After much more squishing and cooing, the women had finally released their death grip on him. Itachi was a pathetic mess in Kakashi's arms on the way to his house. His fur was matted (and had been pulled out several times when the kunoichis were overcome by the cuteness) and he was completely worn out from all that struggling against the snuggling.

But Uchiha's never give up! He began thrashing again, but Kakashi simply held him up by the scruff of his neck. Kakashi held him in front of his face, and when their eyes met, pure, unadulterated hatred poured out of Itachi's. Kakashi looked bored for a moment, then his visible eye curved and he said, "Awwww, you're just so cute, Itachi-kun!"

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Kun? What the hell? And cute? One of Itachi's eyes started to twitch. Cute? The eye twitch turned into a full-body twitch. Uchiha Itachi is not cute goddamn it! Uchiha Itachi is evil! Pure evil! Uchiha Itachi is to be feared! Wait, why is Uchiha Itachi referring to himself in third person?

Itachi violently continued his trashing against Kakashi's grip, but to no avail, and he finally gave up, his body going limp. Kakashi took the weasel back into his arms, thinking he had finally admitted defeat, and was promptly bitten. Itachi had tricked the copy-nin! Ha!

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Kakashi looked thoughtfully at the little bite on the finger the creature had given him.

More like a nibble.

He chuckled at the paper-cut sized bite. Torturing Itachi was soooo much fun!

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They made it home without anymore incidents, mainly because Itachi was still tired from his previous struggle with the majority of Konoha's female population. Once home, however, it was a different story. Kakashi was attempting to tie a rope-leash around Itachi's neck in order to keep him from running away. Needless to say, Itachi did not appreciate this, and it concluded in a wild dash around the house which resulted in thoroughly smashing several pieces of furniture to smithereens.

But Kakashi had managed to get the thing on, and Itachi was currently sitting on the floor, glaring at his leash.

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'Smolder! Smolder! I order you to smolder beneath my gaze you piece-of-shit string! Smolder I say! Smolder beneath my WRATH!' Itachi thought while in his staring contest with the non-responsive leash. And the string was winning, damn it! The almighty Itachi would not lose to a piece of string. Never! Itachi made up his mind,

And then he charged.

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Kakashi was desperately, desperately, attempting to hold back a cuteness fit. Itachi was batting the string with his paws, munching on it, and generally getting himself into a giant tangled heap. Oh, he couldn't hold it in anymore. Kakashi fell to the floor, laughing his ass off.

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Kakashi dared laugh at him? Again? Itachi took a step toward the man rolling on the floor, forgetting the string surrounding his body, and fell flat on his tiny little face. This, unfortunately, only served to send Kakashi into more fits of laughter.

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After Kakashi had finally settled down, he untangled the chibi-weasel, and set him next to him on the couch. Once free, however, Itachi leaped onto Kakashi and began to extract his revenge.

In the form of poking.

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Poke, poke, poke.

Poke, poke, poke.

Kakashi remarked dryly to the weasel that this form of torture wasn't nearly as effective when you didn't have swords. And it especially didn't work when the thing they were stabbing you with was, in fact, a small, soft paw.

Now, who was he going to give the little ball of joy to tomorrow?

Hmmm… perhaps Temari…

Author's Note: Itachi's adorable, neh? Don't worry, our little fuzzy Itachi will not stay in one place, he will be passed around. Mwhahaha…. I hope you liked it, and please review!

Ja ne!