hey how you doing.
David how the fuck did you get here.
Well you do give me fourth wall breaking powers so yeah.
ok, you know what this might work out.
how so?
David knows what I mean now*
why didn't you just tell me?
because then the reader's would know ok.
eh sound legit.
now on with the story.
oh yeah also. David talking to author
"David thinking" (it has quote marks)
and the author (me) will be referred to as qade in the story.
edit just realised that qade sounds like wade from deadpool I will tell you now that that was unintended I have had qade as my alias for a year or two so yea.
"So since I got here I have crashed my ship, i found out that I teleported a cross the universe, found the only friendly Grimm that should have probably tried to kill me, I have also went to a place to teach kids to kill said Grimm, and I'm just staring to get into this world." Thoughts like this followed me all the way to ozpin's office, on the way there I was assaulted with glares and stares by the students that went to this school and I had a feeling that they where mostly because of my companions, of course they would stare I mean how often do you see a robot and a friendly grimm.
Once I got out of the elevator to his office as it was situated on the top floor of the tower I immediately went over to the window to see what was out there and what I saw wasn't really surprising as what I saw was a huge city. I then turned back to ozpin and he motioned for me to take a seat at his desk. As I sat Fox jumped up on the other seat next to me at this ozpin seemed to lean away from him as he did this and jeebs just stood to the side.
" so then oz what have you got for me" I casually asked as I sat down.
"well before we start I would like to hear your story first"
"alright then where do you want me to start the part I joined the milita or when I crashed here"
"at the very beginning"
" ok so I joined the milita at 15 and served for 3 years before I got here, oh yeah if you want I could give you this chip it has a decent amount of my missions on it.
they then proceed to play one or two of the mission logs that I had stored on it.
(insert epic battle description)
(will add a battle description in future.)
David lazy.
qade" screw you"
"so When I first joined I was just a rifle man the lowest rank (A/N I think as the wiki didn't have much on this stuff) but over time I rose to the rank of pilot, pilots being the best of the best, I was a pilot for 2 years and during those 2 years I managed to get my own ship, personal armoury and 6 Spectors Pointing to jeebs.
"well your rank was pilot yes" after getting a nod from me he asked "so may I ask what you where a pilot of?"
"I was a pilot of an ion class titan." although I did miss out the fact that I also had one of every type of titan gun and ordinance available. thanks
"and what is an titan"
"it is and highly advanced humanoid mech that was designed for war"
"well do you have your titan with you?"
" of course it's on my ship that's in the Forrest"
"well we could get your ship back for you if you would like but you would have to teach us about what you know and about your war in more detail?"
Me "thank you now then what is the lifting capacity of those ships of yours, also I will not give you any blue prints for the weapons as that would be bad and it would go against my moral code."
oz "very well now Mrs (is that the right one?) goodwitch what was the lifting capacity of the bullheads" He looks over at goodwitch and she replies with "well last I checked it was about 50 tonnes"
me "good ill need two"
Ozpin "Very well but before you go I have to ask but we can't just let You stay here for free so I have an offer for you. Will you join my school."
Me "maybe but what would I do here"
Ozpin "well you would learn about this world and how to protect its people from the forces of Grimm, current company excluded of course but i do wonder why he decided to follow you."
I look over to Fox and said to him "hey to bad that you can't talk to us" it was at this jeebs spoke up "sir I believe that I might be able to translate some of his speech, all i would have to do is have some time to listen to Fox and then after a while I might be able to have a proper translation for him."
"well ok then but back to my original question will you join us and considering that you just spent three years in an war I think that you have already passed the entrance exam."
"ok but I will need somewhere to put my ship and some kind of income and I have to insist but no uniform and I won't need to take my helmet off."
"very well then you can use the vehicle hanger at the back of the school and you will be give 100 lien every week.
"also can I get a world map for my ship if that wouldn't be to much"
"no that would be fine"
"so when do I start school"
"well since its Sunday you start tomorrow and will be put on team jnpr for now. you can go get your ship just now if you want, for we have two bulkheads ready for you.
"well alright then come on Fox, jeebs let's go get our ship."
Time 14:48 location back at beacon
Well it took long enough but when we got back my ship barely fit in the hanger.
As I look over to the main building i see Ozpin walking over to me with two things in hand one was an iPhone looking thing and the other was a sort of patch.
"hello I forgot to give you this earlier but here's your scroll and this is the beacon emblem. The scroll is for connecting to the net and for calling friends and you can also call in a weapons locker that has all of your stuff in it and the patch is because you wouldn't wear the uniform".
"thanks for this and just so I know where is my dorm" Ozpin just pointed over to an building over on the west of the tower"well thank you now I think that I will just head over there and check it out"
"just so you know You swipe your scroll in front of the door to get in". I just nod at this and head over to my room with my friends at my heal. As I walk over I stop by the food hall and get some cookies and something that was like soda
"but you call it coke don't you qade as you are British and are just pandering to the Americans." from home before I start I remove a plate from my helmet that I had installed so I could eat with out taking my helmet off, as I was eating I kept getting strange glances from the students and then I remember why, at home it was normal to eat with your Spector but no doubt these kids had never seen a Spector before, and then there was Fox who was a creature that was supposed to be killing them but instead it was just sitting there looking happy.
I glance over at Fox and think that he must be starving but as I look over and ask him if he wants some food but he just shook his head.
As I look at Fox surprised that he replied to me I then asked if he could understand me and to that he just nodded. Well i was not expecting that.
"so then some questions do you eat?"
shakes his head no*
"well I would ask you how you don't starve but that's not an yes no question um so are the people behind us looking at me strangely because I'm not talking to any one?"
nods his head yes*
"sir I think that we should go and meet out team now, they probably don't know that you have joined them yet" jeebs informed me.
"I hate it when your right you know that right. But when we get there I am telling them every thing even about Fox's yes no question ability, now I want you to hold me to that."
Location team jnpr's room.
As I stood out side the door I mentally prepare my self to see them as talking to more than two people at a time as that was my fatal weakens, that's why I wasn't ever offered an promotion as I couldn't give an speech. As I was doing this the door opens as I see jaune looking as though he was just about to leave.
"uh..hi"
"um.. hi just so you know Ozpin said I was to join your team for now and that I was to be enrolling at the school so I'd have to share a dorm and class time table with you guys and that we start tomorrow apparently."
"well come on in we've been discussing you ever since we left you with Ozpin" said Ren with a very calm voice compared to what one would expect from a guy who just met a space man.
"SO THEN WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE DO YOU COME FROM."Nora yelled cheerfully. At hearing her yell at us Fox just covers his ears and me and jeebs nearly jumped out of our skin and chassis.
"NORA"ren yelled back at her.
At that Pyrrha had decided to take her eyes of of Fox and jeebs and look at me.
"so how did you get a Grimm as a companion?"the Spartan questioned.
At this I decided to tell them almost every thing just remove all questions that could be asked because I really don't like questions so I told them stuff about when I was in the militia and about Fox's yes no question ability. when I was nearing the end of my story Pyrrha actually looked sick for a moment.
"uh...Pyrrha are you ok you look a bit green" I asked in concern.
"uh..yea its just I know you come from a war but its just a bit weird to hear someone talk so causally about killing people"
"well they worked for people who ordered attacks on innocent people and wipe billions of people out every where they go and not to mention my last mission, that weapon would have destroyed a planet that had over 10 billion people on it. It was at that moment that I decided that I should probably change the subject for Pyrrha's sake for more than any other reason."
Me "so I bet you are all wondering why Fox isn't attacking you" at that they just nodded" so I had just Opened the hatch on my ship and had just walked out surprised to be still alive and then I looked down and there he was pointing to Fox who had fallen asleep on jaunes bed I don't know why he doesn't attack me concerning what he is and all so I told them what I did know like how he could understand me and how jeebs planed to try and translate Fox's language "but what I'm saying is that I don't really know why he doesn't attack us."
"I think that I heard some where that Grimm get smarter as they get older." said Nora getting a incredulous look from her team mates.
"Well that answers that question then" i say happily "but I wonder what age he is then to be able to not only understand us but to be down right sentient."
After I had finished my story and all questions had been asked and answered I heard a knock at the door and so I went over and found that it was the guys that where delivering my bed I told them where to put it and when they had Finished I realised how late it was and decided to go to bed and petty soon the rest followed my example and we moved Fox to my bed and then I told jeebs to power down against the wall.
So then day 1 down on remnant the rest of my life to go cause I was not going to go home it was with these thoughts that I fell a sleep on this new planet.
A/n
This was done in 3 hours and was then edited afterwards so sorry if not as good. After the edit. Well then some slight back story and a small revelation and cookies but yea I don't think he will be fixing his ship all to soon.
not unless you help me.
no I won't help you as that would make for a bad story.
