Ya'll didn't think I was gone again did ya?

We got ourselves a unique roundabout cast here!

Hope that I show you some unique and different relationships!


Soon the 28 newbies were all in front of the host, who was grinning and saying "ladies and germs, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa! Sitting around you will be your classmates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?

Scott looked around with a frown.

Noah stared annoyedly as Sam kept sulking at losing his game.

Emily kept wiping down the stump she was resting on.

Duncan smirked "wheres the bunks? Cause i would like one under HER." He gestured with his thumb over to Dakota.

Said camper scowled "SO not gonna happen."

Chris shook his head, stiffling a chuckle "sorry Dunc, but girls get one side. Boys get the other."

"Now lets go over the teams! First team, stand up here to my right." He pulled out a sheet of paper and started to call names off.

Or at least attempt to as Amy said "uh cough of interruption! Uh me and Samey cant be on different teams she's freaking useless without me."

Sammy hung her head.

Many gave the other twin looks of disbelief with a few scowls.

Chris said "all teams are final! Anyways..."

"Gwen."

The Goth stood up, walking to Chris's right.

"Noah."

The Bookworm closed his book, following.

"Brick."

The Cadet saluted and military marched to his new 'squad'

"Leshawna."

The Loud and Proud Girl sauntered over.

"Rodney."

The Farm Boy beamed ear to ear, running next to them.

"Sammy."

The Good Cheerleader timidly walked over, Amy scowling at her back.

"DJ."

The Brickhouse smiled as he came over, giving them a friendly wave.

"Cody."

The Tech Geek smoothed his hair back, giving the ladies of his team a finger pistol salute.

"Jo."

The Jockette scoffed, coming over.

"Ella.

"AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how WONDERFUL!" The Fairy Tail Princess skipped merrily, humming.

"Dave."

The Normal Guy shrugged and came up.

"Sara."

The Singer brushed her ponytail back, coming over.

"Trent."

The Musician slipped his guitar back and came.

"Bridgette."

The Surfer picked her surfboard up and came up.

Chris said "YOUR team shall now officially be...THE SCREAMING GOPHERS!"

A picture of a gopher yelling at nothing came on the side of the screen.

Amy said "uh lou-"

"NO INTERRUPTIONS!" Chris said "The SECOND team the Killer Bass will then be composed of..."

"Duncan."

The Punk grinned fiendishly.

"Sam."

The Gamer trudged up, scratching his bottom.

"Staci."

"Yeah my great great great great great auntie Peri made up team plac-"

"NO ONE cares Staci!" Chris cut another camper off dryly.

"Cameron."

The Bubble Boy, still looking around in awe, came up.

"Eva."

The Hot Headed Athelete rolled her eyes, storming forward.

"Scott."

The Hillbilly shrugged, walking up, giving his cousin a wave as he did.

"Zoey."

The Indie Chick gave a timid smile as she did so.

"Beth."

The Wannabe beamed as she ran, excited.

"Leanne."

"Yes sir!" The Southern Belle gracefully moved forward.

"Emily.

"The Germaphobe nodded, wiping her stump down one last time.

"Shawn."

"AHH!" The Zombie Survivalist flinched but ran, looking around anxiously.

"Amy."

The Evil Cheerleader said "seriously, you know how USELESS she is?! I need to be on her-"

Chris said boredly "nope. No family members on the same team, gives an unfair disadvantage. NEXT!"

"Harold."

The Skilled Nerd bowed and silently came up.

"Dakota."

The Fame Monger was talking on a phone as Chris YELLED "NO PHONES!"

A random employee took it as she protested "HEY! I was talking to my fans!"

Chris ignored her "YOU are now...THE KILLER BASS!"

A picture of a fish was now on the corner of the screen.

After handing the two teams flags, Chris said "any questions?"

"YES! Where are the WONDERFUL animals here?!" Ella chirped happily.

"...What do you think this is a vacation?" Jo said, annoyed.

Chris chuckled "you'll see soon enough!"


(Confessional Cam)

Chris- THIS is the Confessional Cam. A place where you can tell the audience around the world how you feel...or just get something off your chest.

Gwen- Um ok...so far this sucks.

Brick- AHHHHHH the air, the nature...reminds me of Cadet Camp all over again!

Shawn- Just wait, SOON the zombie apocalypse will happen...and don't say I didn't warn you when it DOES!

Emily- (Just spraying the entire cam down)

Zoey- (ABOUT to say something then sniffs the air) Wow this place smells wonderful...but anyway, I hope the people here like me.

Random Ass Bird- (Putting on lipstick, then his eyes widen in surprise)


(Cabins)

Soon the campers were led to two cabins, somewhat run down but for the most part in relatively good shape.

"Welcome home campers! For the next few weeks...or until you get voted off. Ha ha." Chris gestured as the campers began to get settled in.

Dave looked around "wait, isn't there like...chaperones or something?"

"Nah, your all 16 or over...you get to police yourselves! You all have half hour to unpack...starting. NOW!"

Chris walked off as the campers split up to their respective cabins.

DJ suddenly grabbed Cody's arm "whoooooooa there little guy. Where are you going?"

Cody blinked "I'm just wondering if the ladies need some help."

DJ raised a brow "uh no offense dude, but maybe help yourself first. Don't be so pushy into this. Why not slow and steady?"

Cody stared...then said "huh...maybe. Don't want the Codemeister to jump into this TOO suddenly."

"Yeah keep telling yourself that." Noah snarked.

With the Killer bass Males, Duncan was unpacking asking "so he's your cuz?"

Scott said "yup. Don't worry, he's huge but he's as harmless as a butterfly...a little dim, but a good guy."

"Good, guy looks like he can bench press a Train."

Shawn said "I don't know, more meat on your bones means more chances the ZEDS will be coming after you!"

"...What?" Scott asked flatly.

Cameron pointed out "uh Shawn, zombies don't exist. Their a fictional work created to terrif-"

"THAT's what the government WANTS you to think!"

Duncan stared a moment, then said "how many drugs are you on?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Suddenly the campers ran and saw Sammy jumping up while Ella was petting a COCKROACH cooing "awwww your so cute, yes you are."

Dakota gasped "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW that's like so nasty!"

"I know right!? OMGAG get rid of that!" Amy snapped "and you, are you THAT much a scardey cat!?"

Leshawna snapped "hey lay off her Crater Face!"

"CRATER FACE!? THIS IS A BEAUTY MARK!"

Sara patted Sammy shoulders as she came down from the chair "...s-sorry."

The Singer chuckled "hey now it's ok, everyone has their fears.

Sammy shot her a grateful smile.


(Mess Hall)

Standing there was a MASSIVE burly black man with a chef outfit on, sneering "LISTEN UP PUNKS! MY name is Chef Hatchet, I serve this three times a day and you will EAT IT three times a day. So take a tray. Grab some food. And sit your pie holes down NOW!"

Leanne said "HMMMMM good! JUST like the farm!"

"...Really?" Gwen asked the Belle.

"Yeah! On a farm ya'll have to make do every now and then dear!" Leanne took her tray and moved down, humming.

"OK I don't want to complain on the first day, but I think my food just moved." Gwen looked at her tray.

Chef looked unamused...just PLOPPING another item onto her tray.

"...GREAT that's...great."

Beth looked at her food "excuse me. Sir? Are we getting the basic food groups?"

"Yeah, cause I have low blood pressure." Harold added "and if I don't-"

"YOU'LL GET A WHOLE LOT OF SHUT THE HECK UP PUNK!" Chef roared into his face.

Scott whispered to Rodney "have a cow."

His cousin hid a snicker behind his hand.

"WHAT WAS THAT?! Come close scrawny boy, I didn't hear you the first time!" Chef beckoned, with Scott hesitantly coming up.

*PLOP!*

Scott blinked as his tray was covered in gruel.

Chris soon came in saying "so enjoy brekkie?"

"Hey Chris, can we order like a pizza or-" Trent started to say.

Only to duck when a cleaver raced past him "NO NO NEVER MIND ME!"

Chef crossed his arm, wielding a kitchen knife.

"Easy Chef, don't want to lose someone first day in...save that for a few more days!" Chris joked "now campers as soon as your done, change to your swim clothes...cause your first challenge begins. In ONE HOUR!"

Cody scratched his head "huh, wonder what they'll make us do?"

DJ said "hey man, it's our first challenge how hard can it be?"


(Cliff)

The campers were soon standing over a MASSIVE cliff over the ocean.

"Oh Fuck."


BEFORE YOU FREAK OUT over this Chris being NICER, remember this IS season ONE Chris...I want him to remain that way as long as I do this series, not a total sociopath and lunatic, but kind of a jerk and egotist still but still rule abiding...as shown when the family members (Scott Rodney and Amy Sammy) are on different teams.

As you can see, some friendships ARE starting to form...ONE Big one will be DJ and Cody, with DJ teaching Cody to be more respectful of woman and WHAT to do, so the tech geek won't be THAT bad of having a first impression.

AND as you can tell, some canon Gopher and Bass WERE switched around, don't want them all on in canon, showing that this will be unpredictable.

To make up for this short chapter, next one will be Wednesday the latest :)

Screaming Gophers- Gwen, Noah, Brick, Leshawna, Rodney, Sammy, DJ, Cody, Jo, Ella, Dave, Sara, Trent, Bridgette

Killer Bass- Duncan, Sam, Staci, Cameron, Eva, Scott, Zoey, Beth, Leanne, Emily, Shawn, Amy, Harold, Dakota

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