Chapter 1: Team 5
The black night returned to Konoha's gates as the moon settled in the sky.
"I left Konoha at the dead of night, it's only fitting I came back at night too"
"Is that right, Itachi" said the Third Hokage
"I'm not Itachi…"
"You!" said the Hokage
"I'm still kicking…I guess you still are too…I know what really happened…I am willing to keep it a secret"
"On what conditions?" said the third Hokage
"Give me a Jounin rank and pick a number from 1-10"
"5" said the Hokage
"5 it is"
The Next Day…
Naruto sat anxiously as they waited to be put into teams. He couldn't believe it, he was one step closer to becoming Hokage!
"Believe it!" said Naruto, (maybe he could)
"Naruto!" yelled Iruka "Be quiet!"
"Sorry Iruka-Sensei, but, Oh I just can't wait!" said Naruto jumping up and down
Hinata smiled at him from behind and Sasuke just smirked at him.
"What was that Sasuke?" said Naruto
"What's it to you Baka!" fired Sasuke
"Maybe we could just get along" said Hinata fiddling with her fingers
"Naruto, Sasuke I guess you too would like to be team members" said Iruka
"Iruka-sensei let's be reasonable" said Naruto
"Yah, Naruto's a complete idiot only half of the time" said Sasuke
"What did you say Emo-boy?" said Naruto
"That's enough!" said Iruka, "Naruto, Sasuke you will be both part of team 5"
"Hinata you go too…to try and put some sense into them" said Iruka
Hinata was exhilarated that she was on the same team as Naruto. She flushed red and she nearly fainted when she made eye contact with Naruto. Iruka chuckled to himself, and then he read off the rest of the groups. Then class was dismissed, Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata had lunch together. There was a long silence between Sasuke and Naruto. Hinata broke up the silence and attempted to lighten the mood.
"Would you guys…like to try…a…umm…some rice balls…I made extra…just in case" said Hinata
Naruto and Sasuke took one last glance, but Naruto sighed. He took a rice ball and took a bite.
"Mmmm…These are good…did you make them yourself?" said Naruto
Sasuke sighed and took one, "Yah, they are good"
Hinata started to laugh,
"Hey what's so funny?" said Naruto and Sasuke
"At least you guys can agree on one thing" Hinata giggled,
Naruto and Sasuke just stared at each other, with utter anguish.
"Come on guys, it would be a lot better if…" aid Hinata
"Forget it!" said Sasuke, "We are not going to be friends"
"Yah!" said Naruto, "I mean a friend and Sasuke don't belong in the same sentence together unless the word isn't is between them"
"Well…Maybe not friends…maybe …I don't know…allies…I mean…if we want to do great on our missions…and want to become better shinobi…we should at least respect each other…"said Hinata
Naruto and Sasuke looked at Hinata for a while, then at each other.
Naruto sighed, "All right…let's call a truce"
Sasuke grunted, "Whatever just don't get in my way"
"Fine as long as you don't get in mine" said Naruto
"Well…good enough" said Hinata, "So remember we need to meat our Jounin Sensei in 30 minutes"
"Right!" said Naruto
Hinata started to blush again.
"Eh?" said Naruto brushing his hand against her forehead "Do you have a fever or something?"
Hinata turned away from Naruto and Sasuke smiled.
"What?" said Naruto
Sasuke started to laugh and Hinata joined in.
"Well look what we have here" said Iruka, "a good group of friends?"
"Hinata you're a miracle worker" said Iruka
"A great cook too" added Naruto
Hinata blushed wildly,
Iruka just laughed, "Well I've done my job… Good luck!"
"Thanks Iruka Sensei" said Naruto
"We should get going" said Sasuke
"Good call" said Naruto
Hinata, Sasuke and Naruto made their way to the classroom. There they found a shinobi not much older then themselves sleeping on a desk. They were pretty sure he was guy but, his long black hair was so long it covered his face. On the desk were dozens of Sake bottles.
"So, he's our sensei?" said Naruto
"More like a complete drunk!" said Sasuke
"So, what do we do now?" said Hinata looking at Naruto who had a sly grin.
1 hour later…
Naruto and Hinata were playing X's and O's. Sasuke just sat on the desk until the Jounin woke up.
"Oooohhhh…." The Jounin woke up, "Major Hang over…Dude"
The Jounin's hair hung over his face. He reached into his pocket to pull out his headband and wore it to restrict his hair. His hair hung down, he had a bit more hair then Sasuke but, there was a definant distinction in their hair styles.
"So you the genins?" asked the Shinobi
Naruto and Sasuke started to laugh, Hinata tried holding her breath. But, it didn't work.
"What's so funny?" said the Jounin; he looked in a mirror to fix his hair.
Then he saw black marker around his eyes and across his cheeks.
They continued laughing, until they saw the Jounin smile.
"YOU GUYS ARE DEAD!" said the Jounin
Naruto and Hinata screamed. Hinata jumped into Naruto's arms. Hinata turned blood red and fainted. The Jounin sighed, "Give her to me"
Naruto hesitated, but did what he was told.
Later on the roof…after Hinata regained consciousness…
"Sorry everyone…"said Hinata
"It's not your fault" said Naruto, "It's Jounin no-baka's fault!"
"Hmpf!" said the Jounin, "Well anyway, introduce yourselves to me"
"Well…let's see you Blondie…you start" said the Jounin, "Your name, hobbies, dreams"
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki, My hobbies are eating ramen, eating different types of Ramen and watering plants" said Naruto, "I also, want to become Hokage"
"Hmpf…you got a long road ahead of you…Naruto" said the Jounin
"Umm…" said Hinata
"Yes…you can go next" said the Jounin
"Umm…" said Hinata
"Yes…" said the Jounin
"Sensei would you mind telling us who you are first" said Hinata
"Oh…where are my manners" said the Jounin, "My name is 047829"
Naruto, Hinata and Sasuke just stared at him.
"Call me (2)FutatsuKokonotsu(9)-sensei for short" said, kujuu "I like music, fishing, reading books, eating sushi, jumping off buildings and killing people"
Naruto, Hinata and Sasuke dropped their jaws to the floor.
"My dream is to beat my sensei before anyone else" said Futatsu
They all looked at him as he sort of doze off. He woke up again and apologized.
"This a really weird sansei" said Naruto
'Tell me about it" said Sasuke
"Well anyway continue" said Futatsu
"My name is Hinata Hyuuga, I am the heir to the Hyuuga Clan ...My hobbies are…pressing flowers and…my dream is to get stronger" said Hinata
"Impressive goals, believe me Hinata if you want to get stronger…I will teach you everything…you need to know, that goes for all of you….however, I don't know any Hyuuga style Taijutsu" said Futatsu, "Last but, not least…"
"My name is Sasuke Uchiha…I don't have any hobbies…I don't particularly like anything…and there are a lot of things I hate…My dream…is well my ambition because, I will make it a reality to kill a certain someone"
Naruto and Hinata were in shock but, Futatsu was clapping, "Excellent! WELL see you guys tomorrow for your genin test"
"Wait Genin Exam but, I thought…" said Naruto
"Well you thought wrong that test was to see if you were qualified to qualify to be tested to become a genin." Said Futatsu
The three of them were flabbergasted.
"I'll meet you guys tomorrow morning at 4am sharp" said Futatsu starting to leave the rooftops
"Wait! I have lots more questions" said Naruto "Is it really two nine? Do you really enjoy killing people? Who is your sensei?"
"Hmm…maybe…maybe" said Futatsu, then looked at Sasuke in the eye," And a certain someone"
Then like a blink of an eye he was gone.
"You know for someone as weird as him…he's pretty cool" said Naruto
Hinata just nodded in awe. Sasuke just kept staring at where he last saw Futatsu…a certain someone…
