8 uneventful hours later, Mr. Anderson shakes his daughter for her to wake up.
"Wake up 'Sica. We're here." Jessica's eyes snapped open.
"We're here?! Really?!"
"Yes darling, take a look…" Jessica looked behind him, she saw nice little houses with snow everywhere, people every so often stopping and looking at the new family that had moved in.
Just across the street, there were two boys throwing around a football. One of them turned around to look at the girl who was looking around with just so much enthusiasm.
"Token! Check out that new girl!" Craig whispered to his friend.
"Who? Where?"
"Across the street! Now look!" He said discreetly tilting his head in her direction.
"God damn…" Token said as his jaw dropped, "She's hot as hell…"
"I know, now close your mouth before something goes in. We gotta tell everybody!" Token snapped his mouth shut with a snap. Jessica felt someone staring at her, she then turned to face to two boys across from her new house and waved a hand at them.
The two guys were stunned at how bright her smile was and waved back.
"Thinks she's going to school with us?"
"Of course she is! She's probably in our grade to!" Craig snapped and pulled out his phone and punched in numbers.
"Dude, Clyde. You know that house across from me that was bought?
"Yeah, why?"
"Holy shit! The girl who moved in is hot as hell!"
"Really?!"
"Yeah! So hot that Token can't keep his mouth shut! I need you to tell everybody! Okay?"
"Got it! I'll call up Bebe and tell her to spread it to as much girls as possible."
"Good, talk to you later, she's coming out of her house now."
"Send me a pic if possible, bye!"
"Now's our chance dude, let's show her around!" They then ran up to her.
"H-hey, I see that you're new here h-huh?"
"Yeah! My name's Jessica! But you can call me Jessi, Jess, or 'Sica! What about you guys?"
"W-well my name's Token Black, and this i-is Craig Tucker."
Jessica looked at Craig's hat and instantly fell in love with it. "Your hat's sweet dude…"
"W-wha?..."
"I said your hat's sweet dude…" Craig and Token instantly exchanged glances.
"Well a-anyways, would you like us to show you around the town?"
"That would be great!"
"Well first of all, I live right across from you, in that brown house over there." Craig pointed out first, "Token lives on the rich side of town."
They walked further down the road, only to stop at the community centre.
"This is the Community Centre, basically where we take shelter if anything 'dangerous' happens."
"How often is the town in danger?" Jessica said excitedly.
"Pretty often, why?"
"That's awesome!"
"Anyways, just past it is our school, I could come take you to school if you want."
"Really Craig?!"
"Y-yeah." He said with a faint redness in his cheeks.
"Oh that's so nice of you!" And hugged him. Craig Tucker got hugged. By a girl. A hot girl.
Craig didn't know what to do with his arms, and so he was left flailing his arms behind her. She then let go of the normally stoic boy who was now blushing profusely.
'Lucky bastard, got a hug from possibly the prettiest girl in South Park...'
Jessica saw the lonely look in Token's eyes and felt bad for him and gave him a hug too. Craig felt an urge to punch Token all the sudden.
"W-well moving on, we better show the rest of the town to you because school is tomorrow." Craig said through his blush.
"Now if you go up this street, there is Stark's Pond, the Church and Police Station on your right, on your left is the City Hall and the main street we shop at which we will take you later." They moved further up to see Jimbo's Guns and City Wok.
They turned to the right and walked past the South Park Mall and Token's house. "Now here is the Theater, our friend Tweek's coffee shop," They slipped into the coffee shop to get some for the cold winter day. "...U-Stor It and the Park."
They found a small bench there to take a break and actually get to know each other.
"This is a pretty nice town…"
"It is isn't it?" Token said with enthusiasm.
"So Jess… What do you like to do?" Craig asked tentatively, he really hoped that she wasn't like one of those girls like Wendy and Bebe.
"Well, back in Utah, I would like to play football, volleyball, basketball, tennis and a bit of badminton. I liked crafting, baking, cooking and other stuff."
"Sweet… I think you're gonna be great friends with the guys, but maybe not the girls though."
"Why?"
"All they ever talk about is guys, clothes, makeup, and Kim Kardashian…"
"Oh god!"
"I know right?! Oh and one more thing, stay away from a fatass named Eric Cartman."
"Why Token? What's so bad about this Cartman guy?"
"He's a racist, sexist, egotistical bastard!"
"He does sound like a bastard."
"You should also try to keep your distance around a guy named Stan Marsh when he's dating a girl named Wendy." Jessica's and Token's head turned to the chullo-wearing boy.
"Why only when he's dating her?"
"Yeah Craig, why? Stan's not that bad, Wendy isn't either."
"If you're within a 10 feet radius to him, she'll assume you're trying to take him from her. Possessive little bitch she is."
"What does he look like then?"
"Usually around the fatass, and looks like me."
"A clone?"
"Close, a lookalike."
Once they were all finished with their drinks, they got up to explore the last bit of the town.
The boys walked the new girl back to her brand new house.
"So how do you like South Park?" Token asked.
"I think i'm starting to fall in love with it honestly."
"Almost forgot by the way, can we get your number?"
"Sure! Absolutely!" And whipped out her phone to input them into her contacts.
"So i'll come over to your house tomorrow at 7?" Craig said hopefully.
"Definitely! All you have to do is knock! Do you guys want to have dinner with us?"
"Oh no, it's okay, we've already eaten."
"Well, okay! See you guys tomorrow!" And disappeared into her house.
"I am sooo happy right now, you don't even know." Craig said in his usual monotone voice
"I know how you feel right now, we even got her number!"
"Makes me wonder how much the news has spread."
"Probably to everyone I bet."
"Well I get to see her first in the morning."
"Lucky bastard."
"Well anyways, Call of Duty?"
"Totally!"
Everybody in South Park slept peacefully in their beds that night, unknowing of what drama Jessica Anderson would bring to their small mountain town.
