Jun's Bad Days, Chapter 2!

Heh… I just noticed that I haven't added a chapter 2 yet.. i kinda ran outta ideas lol but hey, introducing, chapter 2:

Jun's secret diary pt. 1: THIS IS MADNESS

Oh, this chap is told in my OC's point of view.. Rain. And yes, the same one I requested an insert in Cortana's new life by Na'vi Bambi. - i recommend that story to ya all.

btw, no, rain is not noble 6… what should noble 6' s name be? I give ya a vote

Rachel, Angela or Stella?

(YES IM MAKING 6 A FEMALE)


When Jun went out of the base to work on his sniper skills, Kat, Jorge and I snuck into his room and rummaged around his drawers.

Upon finding nothing special or interesting to dull our boredom, we were about to leave. On the way out, I found this (not-so) hidden trunk that had some weird handwriting which read something like Jun'z z3ç®3† zt00f.

I was about to open it when Kat, being the curious WOMAN she is, ripped it from my hands and dumped all of it's contents onto the floor.

Well… What we found may perhaps scar our minds for a while, but hey, at least we found out what Jun keeps in his "secret" trunk.

Well, there were photos of… "stuff", little sniper rifle figures and a pink - green book with a little grass and sniper rifle stickers stuck on it. It said, in big bold letters: JUNS SECRET DIARY.

We opened to the first page and started reading:

'Dear Diary,

Today, I finally made it into Noble Team!

It was like, so amazing!~ But I met this really weird guy with a GIRLS name! I MEAN WHO THE HELL HAS A NAME CALLED EMILEE*?

I mean, it' s such a girly name! And he even spelt it wrong! Emily! thats the real spelling. (shh don't tell him i said his name was girly.) still, the noble team was, like, so cool!

Especially that hawt girl named Kat. I like her bewbs tho. People will call me a perv if they knew, but this is, like, my secret diary and no one will know!

Oh still, I tried to flirt with Emily** too, then i found out he was a guy… I also met the team leader! A really hot dude named carter. I like his name…

Tomorrow, I will ask kat out***! Ok! LOVE YA

LOVVIES JUN.'

I looked at Kat… Kat looked at Jorge… and Jorge looked at me.

There was an awkward silence between us for about 3 seconds.

Then, we all screamed like hell, either out of fear, pure gayness, motherly genes or all types of shocked emotion.

Emile walked in and saw us holding the book and took it from us, not understanding the horror. Emile, after reading it, was red with anger.

He threw the book back to us and rushed out of the door.

Then, I saw him walking down the hallway holding dangerous toys and stuff like that to the living room.

Anyways, we decided to keep the book for perfect blackmail material. I am going to take a nap now…

*****zzzzzzzz*****

-CRASH-

I woke up with a start and grabbed my pistol, then rushed out to the living room.

When I got there, I found something that I have not expected. What I saw, was the most craziest sight almost any spartan can ever experience.

The scene included Emile sitting on the sofa with knives and guns around him, Jun hanging by the ceiling all tied up and Six, Jorge and Kat watching with intent and eating popcorn…

Six smiled, and said "Good morning sleepyhead Rain! So nice of you to join the meeting. Take a seat already, and put the gun down before I go over there and kick your groin."

I quickly sat down, in fear of loosing my balls… and watched the show.

Emile seriously had quite a lot of fun with his new "plaything"… He was smiling sadistically, while polishing this huge baseball bat that said, Carter's No.1 Banana. I hope he didn't steal it from Carter…


* I purposely spelt it like that

** Jun is stupid...

*** Remember Chapter 1?

Thats the end of chapter two. You readers have two votes.

One is the name of Six. Should it be: Rachel, Angela or Stella

The second one is that should Jun be forced to:

1. serve the noble team like a slave while wearing pink aprons with flowers,

2. clean emile's laundry

3. get hung in a tree, naked with only a leave covering his -ehem…?

Anyways, thanks and part 2 is coming out..

Still, I recommend reading these fanfics:

.net/s/6502959/1/A_Delicate_Approach

A Delicate Approach, Rated M, with LEMONS

.net/s/6683638/1/Some_Souls_Can_be_Touched

Some Souls Can be Touched, Rated T, By My Wunderwaffle iz mission

.net/s/5957444/1/

Cortana's New Life, Rated T, By Na'viBambi

PLEASE REVIEW!