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A History That I Don't Want to Repeat!

I woke up the next day by the most annoying sound in the world. God, I never thought I'd hear a stupid alarm go off once I graduated. Refusing to open my eyes I outstretched my arm and fumbled for that stupid annoying device. I hit my hand on the wooden night stand, but I groped the alarm clock and hit the "snooze" button with my index finger before dropping my arm to the ground. A few more minutes wouldn't hurt. "Edward! Get up, man!" Jazz started to shake me when I wouldn't respond. "Go away mom. Five more minutes."

"Mom? I ain't Esme! Get up you lazy butt!" Okay, five minutes would hurt, if Jasper wouldn't leave me be he was going to get punched. "Go away!"

"Em, he ain't budgin'." I heard loud footsteps in a rush before I jumped in the air when Emmett tackled me. "AH! Okay, I'm up! I'm up!" Emmett, pleased with himself no doubt smiled and said, "Good, now get dressed. We gotta meet this Rosalie girl in a couple hours." I groaned. "Can I call in sick?"

"Nope, boss wouldn't like that." The boss can kiss my ever loving-I'll stop myself right there. With a sigh of defeat I got up and jumped again and had a clumsy moment and fell on my ass by my alarm going off again. Jazz turned it off while him and Emmett laughed. I glared. "Can you leave me be while I get dressed? Or do you guys wanna see me in my birthday suit?"

"Okay, we'll leave, but don't you dare fall back asleep!"

"Eh, I will in class like I use to. Wonder if Mr. Banner will remember me."

"Well, you're the one that sucked at Bio, I doubt he wouldn't." Okay so my grades weren't the best, I managed a C and B average. Except music, I had an A all semester in music.

The guys left me be and I got up and went for my closet. I grabbed the first shirt I could find, a gray sweater with my black hooded vest. I threw that on my bed and reached in my drawer and pulled out a pair of dark jeans and socks, I swear talk about major déjà vu, except it was my mom waking me up and not Jasper. I changed and brushed my teeth and fixed my hair from it's disaster to it's usual messy stand. I walked in the kitchen and saw Emmett putting two slices of bread in the toaster. "Don't burn the apartment down."

"Yeah, yeah." I decided what the heck and made a pot of coffee, (have to stay alert and awake somehow,) what better way then caffeine in your system? "Not gonna eat a bowl of cereal?" I nodded at Jasper. "Nope, you know how I am." Jasper gave me a concern look, "I know, but could you at least eat a granola bar or something? You have to be prepared and you worry me when you don't eat breakfast. It is you know the most important meal of the day." I don't see why it is, whats so different about breakfast than lunch or even dinner? Wait...oh no! I have to eat Forks High's foods! Trust me, they aren't that appetizing. Most of the time I'm not even sure what I was eating. "Okay, I'll eat a granola bar." He smiled, "Thanks." I smiled back and went for the cupboard above the fridge and grabbed a chocolate chip granola bar. What can I say? I love chocolate chips. I got my sweetener and vanilla mix ready in my cup and poured the coffee. Emmett followed my example and so did Jasper. With my now half eaten granola bar and coffee I sat at the table with Jasper and his cereal and Emmett with his toast and cereal. Emmett had a weird obsession with cinnamon toast crunch cereal and jasper's was capt n' crunch. Personally, I didn't prefer cereal that much. "So what's you first class?" Jasper looked up from his cereal and answered. "I have Chemistry with that Rosalie girl."

"Wow, hopefully you two are gonna have a lot of chemistry this year!" Jasper rolled his eyes at Emmett. "What yours?"

"History, Edward?"

"English."

"Bummer, who do you have?"

"Do I have to say it?"

"Aw man! You have Mr. Carpenter again?! I feel sorry for you."

"Me too."

Mr. Carpenter and I were not the best of friends, he would always make me answer questions and he would always find something to embarrass me about. I swear I think that guy is out to get me! Something tells me I'll be in the principal's office a lot. Though for our assignment, that's a good thing. Dag gun, maybe that was purposely planned! Okay, now I was being freaking paranoid. What can I say? The only reason I went to school was because it's stated in law that a child must go through school. If it were up to me, I'd wouldn't go and sleep in.

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The school parking lot was no different at all, actually I took my usual spot and just like always Em and Jazz would peel out with me. We waited for that Rosalie girl to come. "Jasper Whitlock?" A small voice was heard. I turned in the direction it came from and saw a really beautiful woman with long and wavy corn silk hair and blue eyes coming up to us in stilettos. Em, I felt him breathing on my neck. I looked up and saw him completely goggling over her. She was pretty, but eh, she look too expensive for my taste. Jasper went up to her. "Rosalie Hale?" She nodded. "Welcome to Forks High. I think you and I have to same first period class together."

"Yeah, Chemistry." She smiled slightly and went closer to where Emmett and I was. "Hi, I'm Rosalie Hale, but you can call me Rose or Rosalie." She outstretched her hand and Emmett snatched it.

"Hi, Rose, I'm Emmett McCarthy, but in school it's Edward's bro Emmett Masen." She smiled brightly. "Nice...to...meet...you." Oh god, Emmett had her like stupid putty in his hands, though looking at him I'd say she does too. She turned to me and got her hand back only to stretch it to me. "And you must be Edward Cullen-I mean Edward Masen."

"Pleasure to meet you, Rosalie." I shook her hand. That's when the bell rung. "That's the warning bell we should split."

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I reluctantly went into the devil himself, Mr. Carpenter's room. He smiled warmly at me and whispered. "Welcome back." I knew for a fact he was going to have fun with this and I wasn't! The bell rung and everyone was in their seats, except for me of course. "Morning class, today we have a new student joining us. Everyone, please welcome Mr. Edward Masen."

"This guy is a complete ass." I said through clenched teeth. He squeezed my shoulder, hard. "I heard that you little punk." His breath smelled even worse than I remembered. "Mr. Masen, please take a seat next to Ms. Cullen. Alice, my dear, could you let this young man know where you are?" Of course I knew what my little sister looked like, I lived with her for years! My little pixie sister raised her slender hand in the front row. Her hair was in her usual do, black and spiky and her eyes were the same jade green eyes as mine. Good thing I looked more like Carlisle and she took after Esme, otherwise someone would know something was up. I took my seat. I'm not going to lie, it was extremely weird being in a class with my little sister. "You were right, he is an ass." She whispered to me, "Told you." I whispered back. "Mr. Masen! Would you want to go to the principal's office on your first day?" Here we go again! "Okay, I'll see if he has any breath mints and give you some. Your breath is killer!" Everyone I heard gasp, except Alice. She knew I gave him hell back. Man, I was going to be well-known again pretty dag gone soon. He glared at me and said, "Office!"

"I'm unaware of where the office is, could Alice show me?" No since in making Alice suffer, I'll be her hero and bail her out of this class too. He looked like he was deliberating, but I got my way. Alice was now by my side in the hall way. "Smooth, bro."

"No sense in not bailing you out. Besides, I could use your help." Alice for some reason always looked up to me and always wanted to assist me in any way she could. It didn't surprise me she was excited. "Awesome!!! What do you want me to do? I'll do whatever! This is so cool! You should have came back a long time ago!"

"Shh! I'm undercover, don't blow it Al."

"Oops!" She covered her mouth, "Sorry." She whispered. Typical Alice, but I loved her and she knew it.

We made it to the principal's office and before I entered I gave Alice her orders. "Alright, while I'm in here I want you to somehow get the principal out here for maybe five minutes. Could you do that?" She smiled, I was a bad influence on her. I'm corrupting my sweet almost innocent noble student sister into what I was, but not nearly as bad. "I can do that no problem. What are you gonna do?"

"I'm gonna check his files in there, see what his portfolio is filled with."

"Okay, I'm your girl!"

I knocked on the door and the voice kinda sent shivers down my spine, oh boy! I can't wait to see what this guy looks like, maybe he looks like a troll or something. "Come in." I entered and saw a sight for sore eyes-literary, my eyes were hurting. He was bald, had square glasses, his head was round, his red facial hair was in a stupid goatee sort of way, (I'm so not growing facial hair and if I do, that little s.o.b. was coming straight off!) His eyes were a brutal brown, his suite was rather ugly. He looked like a green plaid potato. "Hi, Mr. Carpenter sent me down. I'm new here,and-"

"Sit down! Mr. Masen." Jeez, and Jazz and Em thought I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. My thought, he ain't gotten laid in a while-don't blame the ladies either, I wouldn't get crazy with him either. I bet he swings the other way, he's gotta swing the other way. "SIT!" I nearly jumped out of my skin at that outburst, but I immediately took a seat and sat up right and stiff. Dang, now I understand why people are scared of him. He's a tall fat guy that's hideous as hell and has a 'tude. "Um, you're not a nice principal are you?" I swear I think I saw a blood vessel appear on his head throbbing. Ew, just when he couldn't get uglier. Huh, I wonder if I piss him off enough he would turn red and blow up like an air head. Dang, he's talking to me, but I don't hear the words. Eh, oh well, I'm screwed anyways. "Do I make myself clear?"

"Uh, if I say "Yes" would I be free to go?" I didn't know a fat guy could move so fast! One minute he was behind his desk, the next he had me up against the wall by the neck. I was actually half scared that he will think I was an extremely pale twizzler and eat me and half scared that he would choke me to death. His grip was making me think option two was more possible. I mean I'm a really pale guy, though so is Alice, Em, and Jasper. I think Rosalie is too, but I bet I was translucent now. Damn was I about to pee myself. "You think you're such a smart guy don't you?" Any average person would basically say anything to get the hell outta here, but I have an attitude and anger problems and you bet I was ready to use it! "You think I'm scared of you? Think again fat boy. Why don't you just run along and eat a dough-nut now." The grip got tighter and boy was I feeling light-headed. I think my eyes were crossed because now I was seeing two blurry fat guys. I heard Alice scream and in record time he dropped me and since I was a little dizzy I landed on my ass and he was out the door. I waited for the door to shut before I ran for his drawers. I pulled out the first drawer and found a playboy magazine. Dammit, rule out gay. I probably would have sneaked a peak, but I had a mission to do, so I closed it and went for another-nothing. The next-nothing. "Are you kidding me?", I knew was losing time, I had to work fast. I quickly pulled a drawer out of his file cabinet and saw the students' files, well that wasn't needed so I checked the other and found another file, the name is what made me snatch it hide it in my bag and taking my place back on the floor before he entered again. "Go on to class."

"Yes sir!" I snatched my bag and ran out and met Alice in the hallway. "Did you find anything?"

"Yeah, I did, the conclusion for it-no idea."


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