The Fairly Odd Teens

Episode 013: Air Crocker

It was a sunny day over the skies of Dimmsdale as we scan down an aisle of houses in the city. While all seem bright and cheery, full of life and lush fauna, we stop on a grim, withering to pieces Crocker estate. Since Timmy's last battle with the Doominator, Crocker's mom apparently had enough of her fairy crazed son and moved out, leaving their old home to Crocker. And in Crocker's living room, Timmy and the rest of his friends were seated around the table. Timmy sighed.

"How did we wind up in here again?" Timmy asked. Trixie glanced over at Molly with an angry stare.

"It's because Molly had to go and sling shot Mister Crocker in the face with a pie." Trixie said. Molly glanced at her.

"What? Come on! You guys have to admit it was funny." Molly said. Nearby, their fairies hid as keychains on Timmy's bag as they were writing on sheets of paper in front of them.

"What I don't understand is why WE'RE here too." A.J. asked. Chester answered that it was Molly's fault too. Molly shook her head.

"No. No. No. It's not that. Crocker's got it out for us for some reason. Blaim Turner, not me." Molly said. Timmy scoffed.

"Oh SURE. Just because Mister Crocker and I have history together...EVERYONE can blaim me if they get stuck with some kind of bad luck involving that hunchback geezer." Timmy said. Suddenly, the others noticed that the "hunchback geezer" Crocker was standing right behind Timmy, looking on with fear.

"AND...he's right behind me, isn't he?" Timmy asked. The others nodded, causing Timmy to look up at Crocker with a grin.

"Hmm. I may have a hunchback Turner. And I may not be as YOUNG as I used to be...but I ALWAYS make sure that those who pull a prank on me get what they deserve. Now...KEEP WRITING!" Crocker exclaimed, slamming a pile of paper on the table. The paper scattered over Timmy and the others, literally burying them.

"Your apology letters had better be done by the time I come back." Crocker said, walking off afterwards. As he left, Wanda quickly poofed the paper back up in a pile again.

"Really Molly, don't you try to NOT get detention? How many is this by now?" Wanda asked. Molly paused for a moment, quietly counting her fingers.

"About my twentieth." Molly said. Chester and A.J. eeriely eyed Molly.

"W...What? Your twentieth detention? In how much time?" Chester asked, almost afraid to ask. Molly glanced at him.

"It's my twentieth detention this week." Molly said. Timmy and Trixie gawked, mouths hanging open.

"I question why we hang out Molly. I really do." Trixie said. Molly lightly huffed. Just then, everyone heard a loud crash coming from Crocker's garage, hearing the fairy nut crying out in pain.

"Whoa! What was that?" Timmy gasped. The kids hurried into the garage, seeing Crocker trapped underneath a fallen spotlight. Timmy noticed a desk placed against a giant light green background and a video camera sat on the far side of the room. Crocker glanced at them.

"Turner! What are you doing? You're supposed to be writing your apology letters!" Crocker shouted. The kids hurried and helped Crocker back up, saying they came when they heard his scream of pain. Crocker huffed.

"It's nothing you should worry about. It's this stupid equiptment. Running a web show isn't easy you know." Crocker said, dusting his sleeves off. Timmy and the others seemed confused, glancing at Crocker with questionable glares. Crocker glanced back at them.

"What? So I've been saving my salaries so I can find some kind of hobby outside of...FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Crocker bellowed. Molly asked what his webshow was all about.

"What else? Finding someone else who'll believe in...FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Crocker cried, puncturing the roof of his garage with his head. As Crocker dangled from the roof, A.J. went over to examine Crocker's webcam.

"Oh poopie. I suppose one of you wouldn't mind helping me out of here?" Crocker asked, lightly wiggling his leg. Timmy shrugged and, joined by his friends, grabbed Crocker and pulled him from the roof. A.J. was impressed that Crocker could actually afford a video camera of such a grade A quality model. Suddenly, Molly got an idea that made her smirk.

"Say...Mister Crocker. How about this? You're doing a web show...in which I'll admit the reason for it is totally stupid...how about we help you out with this instead of those apology letters? You can work us until we're collapsed and sweating like pigs." Molly said. Crocker glanced at Molly, taking a moment to think. An evil smirk came to his face.

"Very well then. That seems fair." Crocker smirked. Timmy and the others quietly glanced over at Molly.

"What? It beats having to write all those words." Molly said. Agreeing to help, Crocker easily got things ready for his online webshow. Molly was in charge of the camera as Trixie watched the spotlights and Timmy was observing online comments from the fans with Chester and A.J on A.J's personal laptop. On the computer screen, they saw the logo "Air CROCKER" appear and then zip off, seeing Crocker next.

"Good day everyone in internet land! And welcome to another episode of Air Crocker! Where, of course, the talk of the day is...FAIRY GODPARENTS!" Crocker exclaimed, leaping up from his seat. Molly quietly sighed, rolling her eyes.

"On today's episode, I'd like to point out a few key features to make a fairy noticable. And to help me...I have my FAVORITE guinea pig." Crocker said, reaching off camera and pulling in Timmy.

"What? ME?" Timmy asked. Crocker smirked and patted Timmy's head.

"Ah yes. Timmy Turner. Oh, what a history we weaved, eh?" Crocker asked. He then quickly slapped on a hand made fairy costume on Timmy, making him crudly look like Cosmo. On Timmy's bag, Cosmo gasped.

"Hey! It's me!" Cosmo cried. Wanda quickly poofed a zipper over Cosmo's mouth, telling him to be quiet. Timmy groaned as Crocker walked around him with a long pointer.

"Notice a fairy's crown. This IS the symbol of the average fairy. Anything with a crown? Instant FAIRY!" Crocker shouted. Suddenly, Molly lowered the camera.

"Ehh...Mister Crocker? Not to point out flaws...but kings and queens wore crowns. Does that make THEM fairies?" Molly asked. Crocker huffed.

"Anyhoo...moving on. I point your attention to the wings on a fairy's back. Some say they allow a fairy to fly. But...any PROFESSIONAL fairy hunter..." Crocker said, before Timmy looked away.

"Or a crazy four eyed crack pot version..." Timmy muttered, noticed by Crocker.

"Any professional will tell you that these wings are nothing but a ruse. Yes. A fairy's true power to fly comes from one source, their magic wand." Crocker said, lifting Timmy's arm with the fairy wand in it.

"What?" Timmy asked.

"Yes! Don't you see? Magical energy flows in from the wand to the fairy's tiny body. All of that is then held in the fairy's gut, allowing for flight." Crocker said. Suddenly, A.J. called out to say they got a comment. But when Crocker asked what it said, Chester's words had him upset:

"What a CUTIE that Timmy is!"

Crocker angrily looked at Timmy and tossed him aside, letting him tumble off screen into a nearby spotlight.

"All right. Now onto "Basic Fairy 101"." Crocker said, signaling to Trixie to let down the sign. But when she let loose a cardboard sign from above, it came too fast and swatted Crocker in the back of the head. The spotlight Timmy crashed into then came down onto him next.

"DAGH!" Crocker exclaimed. Timmy glanced at the fallen spotlight.

"Oops." Timmy said. Crocker huffed and climbed out from under the spotlight, telling everyone to ignore what had happened. But then, he noticed the camera had went off him. He looked to see Molly snoring while standing up. Her hands drooped and the camera was pointing at Crocker's feet. Crocker groaned, quickly making Molly wake up.

"Wh..Wh...What? I was resting my eyes." Molly stuttered. Crocker groaned, swatting himself in the face. But just then, he stepped back and went rolling backwards over the spotlight stand. Trixie and Timmy gasped.

"Mister Crocker! Look out for that...!" Trixie exclaimed, too late to stop Crocker from crashing into his own desk and smashing it in two. The nearby lights then crashed onto Crocker from each side, causing a large electrical shock. Molly quietly put her hand over the lense, feeling they were dead. The next day, Timmy and the others watched a replay of Crocker's webshow on Timmy's computer, seeing all the comments on it.

"Wow. Though we weren't trying to, Crocker's web show really got a lot of attention yesterday." Timmy said.

"Yeah. But they're all about how much "funnier" the show was." Molly said. Just then, Timmy's cell rang and he picked up, finding Crocker on the other end.

"Turner? I want to congratulate you on a job well done last night. Though its true you humiliated me publicaly on the internet, I never would have received such praise from the fans." Crocker said. Timmy nervously chuckled, telling Crocker it was nothing. On the other end, its seen that Crocker is in his bed with a cast over his leg and arms, broken from the destruction last night.

"Let's get together again sometime...DEGH...when my injuries ease." Crocker said. Timmy nodded, quietly setting his cell down.

"Ehh...maybe some OTHER time Mister Crocker." Timmy muttered.

THE END

- END OF EPISODE 13 -