Author's Notes and Babble!!

So my kinda good day just took a turn for the worst and I'm kinda down one finger right now. (not to mention I'm really pissed.) So Three things I've discovered today:

- Trevor is like Jacob Black only Jacob is a 1000000000 times better.

- I will NEVER need to use rate reaction again, so what's the point of friggin learning it?!

- Bella is smarter than Raven.

BUT ANYWAY! Thanks you to the two, that's right, two people who have reviewed my story. I feel loved! So here's the next chapter. Hope you all enjoy!

Planes Don't Go To Nowhere

After the little incident in the car, It was decided that the girls would be taken to Bella's house for an unexpected sleepover. As you can imagine, it was a difficult task trying to convince Charlie, who knows everyone in town.

"Who are these two again?" Charlie asked while he looked the two unfamiliar girls up and down. He was certain he never seen these two before. Bella shifted uneasily as she tried to figure out how she would explain this to her dad. If you all remember correctly, she isn't a very good liar.

"Um, well, this is Lisa." She gestured to the girl to her left dressed in black shorts and green tank top. It was unusual to see anyone dressed in such summer clothes in Forks, even if she had a black jacket on.

"Hey." Lisa waved at Bella's dad.

"And the one next to her is Alex." Bella nodded towards the girl on the right. She knew her dad would have a hard time excepting Alex. She looked like one of those Satanic followers. She was dressed completely in black: black pants, black shirt, and a black jacket. Alex sensed Bella's discomfort and tried to act as normal as possible.

"It's nice to meet you, Mr. Swan." Alex said shyly. She tried to smile, remembering what it was like when she first met Lisa's parents. They suspected her of being a drug addict, even though she never even had a smoke in her 17 years of living.

"Uh, hello." Charlie said still looking shocked and confused that his daughter would bring home such weird friends. "Um, I'm not sure if I've ever met you two. Who are your parents again?" Bella really looked nervous now. She knew for a fact that Charlie had never met their parents before, and she figured it wasn't a good idea to explain to Charlie that her new friends were from Illinois. She turned nervously to face her friends and to see their response. Lisa spoke up quickly.

" Oh, I guess you wouldn't remember me. I haven't seen you in a while." Lisa smiled at Charlie who was completely confused now. Bella couldn't believe what she was saying. She never met her parents before. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught Alex smirking.

"Um, what?" Charlie asked.

"Oh, you know, it's me!" Charlie's expression didn't change, "Well, my parents were more of Renee's friends anyway." She said smiling. If she was lying, she was exceptionally good at it.

"Oh! The Parkers! Yes I was just on the phone with Renee talking about that. She said you were coming up for a fishing trip or something like that." Charlie said suddenly remembering, forgetting the questioned he asked completely. He stared at her. "Man, you grew a lot kid. Didn't you have a younger brother? How's he doing?"

"Yeah, he's doing good." Lisa stated. Alex suddenly interrupted,

"Well, if you don't mind sir. We're going to head upstairs now." Alex winked at Bella who stood there in complete shock. She couldn't believe any of this. Alex turned and grabbed Lisa as they headed up the stairs. Bella followed, suddenly remembering that they didn't know where her room was and that they were completely guessing that it was upstairs. When Bella led them into her room, she turned astonished at the two. "H-How did you do that!?" She asked, wide eyed.

"Um, what?" Lisa asked, confused by her question.

"L-Lie! Like that!" Lisa still looked confused, so Alex decided to translate the question.

"She means, how did you make up the story so fast."

"Oh! That! I listened in on your dad's conversation on the phone." When Edward dropped them off at Bella's house, Charlie was on the phone talking to Renee about some old family friend called the Parkers. They waited awhile in the living room while Charlie talked on the phone. Apparently, Lisa overheard enough to make up a story.

"I figured it would be hard to explain that to your dad, so I came up with that. It wasn't my greatest work, but I figured it was enough to make your dad forget about the question." Lisa smiled, quiet proud at herself. Bella was still in shock.

"Wow, that's amazing!"

Alex spoke up now, "Lisa and me have difficult parents. Sometimes we find it best to just lie instead of trying to explain the truth. For example, our earlier walk." Alex smiled at how easy it was to pull that off.

"Yeah! We told my mom that we were going over to your house to get something for a project, right?" Alex nodded at Lisa.

"Why'd you have to lie about taking a walk?"

"Because my mom would NEVER let us talk a walk at night, even if it was in our neighborhood. She thinks will get shot at or raped or something!" Lisa rolled her eyes, and Alex interrupted.

"Although, after tonight, I'm starting to realize why." Alex sighed as she glanced around the room. "Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."

"Hey! Why do I have to Toto? I want to be Dorthy!"

"I don't think that really matters right now, guys." .; Bella interrupted before another pointless fight could brake out. "What matters now, is getting you home again, safely."

"Yeah, home." Alex thought out loud and sighed. They all sat there in silence for awhile. Lisa shifted uneasily.

"Hey, You wouldn't happen to have a computer we can use?"

"Uh, sure right here." Bella patted her computer and smiled. "It's slow though, so give it awhile to boot up."

"What do you need the computer for, anyway?" Alex couldn't understand her friends motives. (for once)

"Oh, I'd like to at least see if I can get on Myspace or something and tell our friends to alert our parents of our whereabouts and such."

"Oh, good idea." Bella said, while she started up her computer.

"Yeah, a little too good. Since when did you come up with such brilliant ideas?"

"Experience my friend," She patted Alex on her shoulder and sighed. "Maybe one day when you're older, you'll be as good as me" She shook her head and Alex's face turned red with anger.

"I'm already older than you." She mumbled trying to contain herself.

"Oh, look! It's ready." Bella drew their attention to the computer. "That's faster than normal. Why can't it be like that more often." She thought out loud as she let Lisa sit in the chair.

"Sweet!" She typed away as soon as she could, immediately going to Myspace. It opened up to the sign in page and Lisa entered her e-mail and password. She made a face when the site denied her access to her account.

"Hmmm...I'm positive I typed that in right." She brought her face closer to the screen. "It looks like it's spelled right. And I'm pretty sure that this is the right e-mail." She trailed off as she stared, puzzled at the screen.

"Well, type it in again. We don't have all night. The S.W.A.T team's probably after us by now." Alex nudged her friend, bringing her back to reality.

"True." Lisa typed in the information again. And again, it denied her access. "This is really starting to tick me off!"

"Here. Let me try my account. Maybe it's something with Myspace." Bella sat down in the chair and typed in her info. (Yes, Bella owns a Myspace now.) The computer recognized it immediately and brought her to the main page. "Weird." Bella muttered.

"Computers just don't like Lisa." Alex leaned towards the computer screen while Lisa made a face at her. "Type in Jap-Freak in the search box. She's a close friend." Bella followed her instructions. As the computer did before, it didn't recognize the username.

"What? I looked her up the other day. It brought me right to her page."

"Maybe we should try someone else, try this one, Psyco Sarah." Bella typed in the new name and again the computer couldn't recognize it. Bella turned to face them.

"Are you sure about these names?"

"Yeah!" Lisa began to doubt herself, "I mean, they should be..."

Bella posed a new question. "How 'bout the place you live? I must say, I've never heard of a place like that before. And Edward hasn't either. And he use to live in the Chicago land area."

Lisa became enraged. "Dude! I'm positive on where I live!! Just because I'm bad at directions, doesn't mean I don't know where I live!!" Alex decided to intervene.

"Lisa, I don't think she was trying to offend you. Relax, alright?" Lisa looked embarrassed.

"Uh, right. Sorry 'bout that!"

"Here, let me have a turn. I'll give you physical proof of where we live." Bella got up out of the chair as Alex sat down and typed a new address into the search bar. She went to Google Earth and clicked on the map. "See. We live right..." She searched the screen for Homer Glen. "Uhh, we live right..."

"Is everything ok?" Bella asked.

"Yeah, Alex. What's taking so long? You've done this before. Here, let me help." Lisa looked over her friend's shoulder for Homer Glen. Minutes passed while they looked for their home town.

"This is insane, man!! Where is it!?" Lisa began to freak out, and Alex joined right in.

"I-I don't know!! I've done this before, It's always shone!" She glanced at the screen again. "It's like it doesn't even exist!"

"Well, there you have it. Homer Glen really doesn't exist." Bella spoke up while looking at the screen. "So, where do you really live?" The girls' faces were still in shock as the impossible became possible.

"I-I...don't know."

"This has never happened before." They both looked exhausted as their day began to wear them down.

"Well, we'll figure this out tomorrow. For now let's sleep. You two look tired." Bella looked at the two.

"Y-yeah, tired."

And that concludes their first day away from home. Now only one question remains, How far from home are they really?

Sorry, I know it's short. But I'd figured this be a good place to stop. And for the record, Bella doesn't own a MySpace. (although I'm sure Kirsten Stewart has some kinda MySpace somewhere. :) )Read and review and I will love you people like a sibling forever!!