Ok everyone, here's part 2 of the twins list. Please review I would like to hear what you thought of it, but on with the show...
Continuation of Sunstreaker and sideswipes list,
26. Stop taking mirages things and leaving a sign that says 'now you see it now you don't'
27. While it is encouraged to interact with humans selling them deception phrase books is highly frowned upon.
28. Playing the human game tennis is fine, using Wheeljack's inventions as a tennis ball is not.
29. You cannot use jazz's CD's as throwing stars.
30. We also do not celebrate the human holiday Easter so stop putting raw eggs around the base
31. Stop putting laxatives in optimus primes morning energon
32. Crating red alert in a box was only funny the first time and shall not be done again
33. Painting yourselves as each other and trying to convince the dinobots that you are the other twin is not acceptable, they are confused enough already
34. You are not allowed to use the words gumdrops, sugar cane and latex again near huffer
35. Stop writing obscene phrases on preceptor's slides
36. Megg's, Star and Wave's are not appropriate names to call the deception commanders in battle
37. Putting deception propaganda bombs in the rec room is strictly forbidden
38. Stop telling the humans that 'optimus prime enjoys crunchy peanut butter', he does not enjoy finding crates of the stuff in his office as gifts from the humans
39. Asking inferno constantly if he has any peanuts is not funny, just very annoying
40. Whoever is putting grapes in Tela Trann 1 better stop it
41. Jumping out in the middle of an occupied hall and screaming, "Die slaggers!" while open firing on the occupants with a paint gun is not to occur, EVER!
42. There is no such thing as national 'wrap everything in alfoil' day
43. Wearing paper hats does not make you a pirate, so stop stealing prowls pens
44. Changing the channels on the rec room TV to only show over cheery human high school girls will only make Bluestreak want to purge his tanks.
45. Cliffjumper is not spider-man so stop hanging him from the ceiling
46. Changing grapples models so they transform into mini scooters is not funny
47. Warpaths chest is not a washing line so stop hanging human underwear off it
48. Saying 'my granny can walk
faster than this' when driving behind a slow car is not appropriate
language.
- Also transformers don't have granny's (I don't
know if you realise this)
49. You are not authorised to host
transformer Olympics, for obvious reasons
-doing so will not bring
an alliance with the Decepticons
-also egg and spoon races is not
an event
50. Writing fake diary entry's, signing it by other bots and leaving them around the base for other mechs to find will only create awkwardness and tension and is never to happen again
Signed,
Prowl...
and other slagged off mechs
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There you go Sunstreaker and sideswipes list of 50 things NOT to do. Knowing them they will probably need another list! Well thanks for reading
