Another Note: Although tobi is probably Madara i would prefer it to be Obito. Ok, here's chapter 1!
Kabuto: You're finally awake!
Zabuza: Uhh… Where am I?
Kisame(in a soft tone): You are in heaven.
Itachi: Shut up and recruit him for the rebellion.
Kisame: You're never any fun!
Haku: Guys don't be so harsh on Zabuza-san!
Zabuza: WTF! Are you guys talking about!
Orochimaru: Some crazy author brought us all to Konoha, so we're starting a rebellion.
Zabuza: A rebellion at such an early chapter?!
Kimimaro: We got tired of waiting for the fifth chapter so yeah.
Zabuza: Well… what are we planning?
Pein: We don't know yet, were still voting for a leader.
Konohamaru(runs through the bushes): Guys the polls are in!
Kabuto: Who is it?
Konohamaru: Its… Uchiha…
Itachi and Sasuke: Yes
Konohamaru: Uchiha… Obito!
Obito (in Tobi disguise): Me! Th-ha-n-k y-o-u! I-I do-nt-t kn-o-w h-o-ww t-o r-ee-pp-aay y-o-u gg-u-ys!!!
Zabuza: First off, you can stop being such a Hinata…
(At the Ramen shop)
Aly (A.K.A The tour guide and my sis) was shouting these words: "Free tour guide of Konoha!!!"
Everybody (who you usually see in Konoha): Why would we want to take a tour of Konoha when we've been living in it since the day we were born!
Aly: Cause my bro said that if you guys do not listen to me he'll blow Konoha up like a balloon… then burst it!
Naruto: Ha! Yea right you're bro is lying to get power! Like Orochimaru! Believe it!
Aly: He's also the author of the story…
(Everybody lines up)
Aly: I can't believe that worked.
Naruto: It worked believe it!
Aly: Ok you gotta stop saying that…
Kabuto: C'mon guys! It has been more than an hour and you guys are still idealess!
Zabuza with his arms cross: Well… I wanted to blast Konoha to bits with the grand waterfall jutsu… But nooooooooooo!
Orochimaru: That's because it was too straight forward. We need something like my plan! The destruction of Konoha!
Kabuto: Ummm… Orochimaru-san, I think you need to be more creative.
Kimimaro asks Obito: What do you suggest we should do leader?
Obito: Umm… Konohamaru?
Konohamaru: Don't worry leader-sama I'll take care of it! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! The plan is that first Konan and Deidara will change into these normal Jonin flak jackets I made myself and infiltrate the Hokage tower and kidnap Tsunade. While their kidnapping her, Zabuza, Kisame, Itachi, Pein and Orochimaru will keep the other ninjas busy.
Kisame: How do you expect us to do that?
Konohamaru: You guys are S-ranked missing-nin, don't tell me you can't beat up a few ANBU's…
Itachi: Ahhh! So we're doing it by force?
Konohamaru: Duhh! Did you expect me to ask the Akatsuki members to negotiate with the Hokage?
Zabuza: Well… it would have been easier.
Haku: I agree with Zabuza-san. We could have bought muffins and biscuits as peace offerings!
Shizune (suddenly appears): You know, I can hear everything you're say… Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Kisame: Those eyes… You used tsukiyomi on her didn't you Itachi?
Itachi: Yup.
Deidara: What did you make her see?
Itachi: One week of watching Tsunade lose in poker!
Kisame: You're too cruel…
Konohamaru: So we got ourselves clear?
Pein: Yup but what are the others gonna do?
Konohamaru: Ohh! That's a secret…
What has Konohamaru planned out? Not even I know cause the Co-writer of this story my real sis is the one planning this part of the story! So get ready for something I think has no sense in it
