Another Note: Although tobi is probably Madara i would prefer it to be Obito. Ok, here's chapter 1!


Kabuto: You're finally awake!

Zabuza: Uhh… Where am I?

Kisame(in a soft tone): You are in heaven.

Itachi: Shut up and recruit him for the rebellion.

Kisame: You're never any fun!

Haku: Guys don't be so harsh on Zabuza-san!

Zabuza: WTF! Are you guys talking about!

Orochimaru: Some crazy author brought us all to Konoha, so we're starting a rebellion.

Zabuza: A rebellion at such an early chapter?!

Kimimaro: We got tired of waiting for the fifth chapter so yeah.

Zabuza: Well… what are we planning?

Pein: We don't know yet, were still voting for a leader.

Konohamaru(runs through the bushes): Guys the polls are in!

Kabuto: Who is it?

Konohamaru: Its… Uchiha…

Itachi and Sasuke: Yes

Konohamaru: Uchiha… Obito!

Obito (in Tobi disguise): Me! Th-ha-n-k y-o-u! I-I do-nt-t kn-o-w h-o-ww t-o r-ee-pp-aay y-o-u gg-u-ys!!!

Zabuza: First off, you can stop being such a Hinata…

(At the Ramen shop)

Aly (A.K.A The tour guide and my sis) was shouting these words: "Free tour guide of Konoha!!!"

Everybody (who you usually see in Konoha): Why would we want to take a tour of Konoha when we've been living in it since the day we were born!

Aly: Cause my bro said that if you guys do not listen to me he'll blow Konoha up like a balloon… then burst it!

Naruto: Ha! Yea right you're bro is lying to get power! Like Orochimaru! Believe it!

Aly: He's also the author of the story…

(Everybody lines up)

Aly: I can't believe that worked.

Naruto: It worked believe it!

Aly: Ok you gotta stop saying that…


Kabuto: C'mon guys! It has been more than an hour and you guys are still idealess!

Zabuza with his arms cross: Well… I wanted to blast Konoha to bits with the grand waterfall jutsu… But nooooooooooo!

Orochimaru: That's because it was too straight forward. We need something like my plan! The destruction of Konoha!

Kabuto: Ummm… Orochimaru-san, I think you need to be more creative.

Kimimaro asks Obito: What do you suggest we should do leader?

Obito: Umm… Konohamaru?

Konohamaru: Don't worry leader-sama I'll take care of it! ATTENTION EVERYONE!!! The plan is that first Konan and Deidara will change into these normal Jonin flak jackets I made myself and infiltrate the Hokage tower and kidnap Tsunade. While their kidnapping her, Zabuza, Kisame, Itachi, Pein and Orochimaru will keep the other ninjas busy.

Kisame: How do you expect us to do that?

Konohamaru: You guys are S-ranked missing-nin, don't tell me you can't beat up a few ANBU's…

Itachi: Ahhh! So we're doing it by force?

Konohamaru: Duhh! Did you expect me to ask the Akatsuki members to negotiate with the Hokage?

Zabuza: Well… it would have been easier.

Haku: I agree with Zabuza-san. We could have bought muffins and biscuits as peace offerings!

Shizune (suddenly appears): You know, I can hear everything you're say… Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

Kisame: Those eyes… You used tsukiyomi on her didn't you Itachi?

Itachi: Yup.

Deidara: What did you make her see?

Itachi: One week of watching Tsunade lose in poker!

Kisame: You're too cruel…

Konohamaru: So we got ourselves clear?

Pein: Yup but what are the others gonna do?

Konohamaru: Ohh! That's a secret…


What has Konohamaru planned out? Not even I know cause the Co-writer of this story my real sis is the one planning this part of the story! So get ready for something I think has no sense in it