A/N: Thanks for the reviews! Sorry for the slow update!
Frank –
"We were the authors of Poké Rangers...just a group of normal people in a normal world who like to write. We should have known Japan would be different, look at their TV shows!"
Frank, Brooke, and Jack arrive in the hub and are presented with their morphers
Go! Dimension Warriors, go!
The three Rangers pose together
With our shining light,
Frank stands, in the background shots of him morphing, Growlithe Zord becoming Megazord formation, credits: "YankeeFan2 as Frank"
And with our new power,
Brooke stands, in the background shots of her morphing, Corsola Zord becoming Megazord formation, credits: "o0Tomoyo Daidouji0o as Brooke"
We will fight!
Jack stands, in the background shots of him morphing, Psyduck Zord becoming Megazord formation, credits: "Psyduck Ranger as Jack"
Every minute, every hour,
Rangers fire Warrior Cannon towards camera
For what is right!
Megazord formation complete
Power of Dimensions!
Miss Suzuki and the Doc working in the Hub
Standing at attention!
Jigglypuff and Clefairy, singing & dancing
We will fight as Warriors!
Rangers in human form fighting the Cruelios
We will fight to win this war!
Shadowy figures stand, smirking down at Earth
Go! Dimension Warriors, go!
Rangers using individual weapons against Bull-E
Heading into battle,
Rangers stare up at the first dimensional portal
Morphing into action,
Rangers look round at the pokémon world
Time to show our mettle,
Frank and Jack using Warrior Blade and Dimension Blaster
Reap the satisfaction,
Brooke fighting Cruelios in the Castle Rage
This war must settle!
Rangers relaxing at the Hub
Power of Dimensions!
Rangers first meeting at the airport
Standing at attention!
Rangers riding Warrior Wheelers
We will fight as Warriors!
Rangers training for battle
We will fight to win this war!
Dimension Megazord fighting a monster
Go! Poké Rangers!
Rangers strike battle poses
Go! Dimension Warriors, go!
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Breaking The Third Wall – Part 2Written by Psyduck Ranger
The three new Rangers fell from the sky into the presumably parallel dimension, Frank and Brooke landing on their feet, Jack on his head.
"Ow – where are we?" Jack asked, as he returned to his feet, brushing himself off.
"Well, if this is anything like the anime, then judging by that windmill outside that huge building, I'd say that we're on the edge of Pallet Town," Frank said, looking into the small city below the hill.
"Really?! So this must be the hill that Ash always stands on when he returns home…we're in the pokémon world!" Jack cried, jumping up and down like a maniac.
"Well where'd you think we'd end up, Narnia?" Brooke asked.
"Seriously, is that the only thing from British culture you know, you mention that SO much!" Jack said with a chuckle.
"Stop it guys! We don't want to attract attention to ourselves! I don't think Poké Rangers are known in this world, I think this is just how it is on the anime," Frank said.
"But it has poké-monsters coming from it," Brooke pointed out.
"You realise that that's redundant, don't you? Because the "mon" part of pokémon is short for monsters," Jack said.
"Hey guys, look! Actual pokémon!" Frank cried in awe, pointing towards a Jigglypuff and Clefairy that were both jumping, trying to reach a big red shiny apple hanging from a tree.
"Wow!" Jack cried, rushing towards them, and scaring the living daylights out of the small pink pokémon.
"Jack! Watch it!" Frank cried angrily, as he and Brooke tried to hold him back.
"Jack! Look at them, you're terrifying them!" Brooke said quietly and compassionately. Jack looked at the looks of pure, unadulterated fear on their faces, as they both backed away from Jack, and clung together.
"What – oh, hey guys, look, I'm not gonna hurt you!" Jack said, taking off his helmet.
"See! I'm just a normal guy," Jack said, and as a peace offering, he reached up and pulled the apple down from the tree, split it in half, and gave half to each of the pokémon, who ate their halves up hungrily.
"See! We can be-" Jack began, but suddenly, from out of nowhere, a Cruelio swooped down atop a Fearow, and grabbed Brooke, carrying her off.
"Guys! Help!" she screamed, pummelling the Lucario wannabe, but even with her enhanced strength, she couldn't get the grunt to let her go.
"Brooke! Oh my God!" Frank cried.
"We have to go and save her!" Jack cried, and he turned back to the two pokémon, who were shaking in fear again.
"Have you guys seen some of those before?" Jack asked.
"Jiggly," was his response, along with a nod.
"Do know where they live?" Jack asked, and again, he received a nod, this time from Clefairy.
"Could you help us get there, to save our friend?" Jack asked with a smile, and once again, he received a nod, from both pokémon.
"Jack, look! The dimensional portal is bigger here!" Frank said, and Jack looked in the same direction as the Red Ranger, towards the sky, and saw he was right.
"Yet another reason we have to close that thing, who knows what could have come from our side, and who knows what they could be doing here," Jack said, "Looks like this has become a standard DID mission, too," he finished.
"A did mission?" Frank asked.
"DID: Damsel In Distress," Jack said.
"Ok, so we have to guides to show us where we're going, only problem is, how do we get there?" Frank asked.
"Well, if these two know where it is then it cant be too far, we could probably walk it," Jack said, however, at that moment they received calls on their Dimension Morphers.
"Rangers, we – wait, where is Brooke? Why hasn't she answered as well?" the Doc asked.
"She's been captured by a Cruelio, so we have to go after her, pronto!" Jack said.
"Ok, we've got just the thing to help! Code A, B, Y on your Dimension Morphers can unlock you some speedy vehicles to get you there faster – although I'm afraid they cant quite reach 3000 miles per hour, Jack, but they can reach an impressive 600 mph," Miss Suzuki said.
"Excellent! Thanks, guys," Frank said.
"Back to action!" Jack cried, and then fumbled for a minute trying to put his helmet back on.
They both pressed the relevant buttons on their Dimension Morphers, summoning the Warrior Wheelers. The two Rangers had been anticipating something along the lines of a motorcycle, but they were shocked to see that their vehicles looked more like the Defender Wheel from Power Rangers Zeo, only in their respective Ranger colours.
Neither Ranger voiced their astonishment as they entered their vehicles (Frank taking Jigglypuff and Jack carrying Clefairy); there was work to be done.
Which way, guys?" Frank asked, and Jigglypuff pointed in the direction that Frank and Jack knew must lead to Viridian City, and they sped off in that direction.
Meanwhile, the Cruelio had knocked out Brooke, and either that caused her to demorph, or the Cruelio itself did somehow, and they were now entering a cave inside the mountains on the northern edge of Kanto.
As it entered the cave, it leapt off the Fearow it was flying, and it continued off into the distant reaches of the cave. The Cruelio lifted Brooke onto its shoulder, in a fireman's lift, and carried her to a large room in the cave, and he laid Brooke down on a stone table, and shackles instantly bound her to it, as they sprang from the table itself.
"Your Majesty, I have brought you the Pink Dimension Warrior," the Cruelio said with a bow.
"Excellent! Yes! You have pleased your Queen, now go!" a female voice barked from the shadows, and the Cruelio rushed out of the room.
"Yes. The first of them is within my grasp. And two more are on their way. I must keep this one alive, for now, to use as bait," the voice said to herself, as she opened up a dimensional portal about the size of a TV, which she used to monitor Frank and Jack. As she closed the portal again, Brooke awoke, and the creature stepped out from the shadows.
The sight that met Brooke's eyes was not a pretty one. Her head was wide and golden, with glowing red eyes, and she had only a thin slit for a mouth. Her torso was encased in a golden cage, like exoskeletal ribs. She had huge black wings with red tips on her back, two pairs of arms, each with golden gloves, and similar legs, with golden boots. She had a grey tail sprouting from her back. She sounded, and had already said that she was female, but nothing about her appearance gave that image.
"Welcome to my home, Pink Ranger. The Castle Rage," she said maliciously.
"Not much of a castle…well, this has only helped in increasing my number of questions…" Brooke said slowly.
"Naturally. But that doesn't mean I will answer any of them. I'll just tell you that it is my purpose in life to wipe all trace of your existence, along with your friends…" the creature said with an evil smile.
"Ok then…could I at least ask your name?" Brooke asked.
"You may call me your demise, but I am known to my equals and superiors as Tina Rage," the creature said.
"Right. And, not that I want you to get on with it or anything, but if you want to destroy me, why don't you get on with it?" Brooke asked.
"I am using you as bait to draw in your fellow Rangers," Tina told her.
"You know they'll still come if you destroy me, they wont know, will they?" Brooke asked rhetorically.
"Hmm. You're right. Very well, goodbye, Pink Ranger," said Tina Rage, and her tail rose, ready to strike.
"Me and my big mouth!" Brooke cried.
Meanwhile, the two Rangers and two pokémon had passed through Viridian City and Viridian Forest, and were beginning to wonder how much further it could be.
"Jigglypuff, if the castle is this far away, then how do you know where it is? I mean, you can't have been this far recently!" Frank cried.
"Jiggly, Jigglypuff," the pokémon replied.
"I'm going to ignore the fact that I understood you as saying that you and Clefairy travel the world together," Frank told it.
"Puff," Jigglypuff said with a nod.
"Fairy, Clefairy, fairy!" Clefairy cried, pointing at the mountains just visible behind Pewter City.
"That's where they are?" Jack asked, and Clefairy nodded.
"Ok then, let's move!" Frank cried, and they picked up their speed, zooming past many confused citizens as they headed for the mountains.
Back in the cave…
"No – no, this isn't right," Tina said, and she lowered her tail, and turned away. However, she then raised her tail again, and Brooke braced herself, but all Tina did was shatter the shackles, and Brooke hurried to her feet, and instinctively took a defensive stance.
"Why'd you free me?!" Brooke asked in confusion.
"It is not right to fight a defenceless opponent. It is my purpose and duty to destroy you, but I have honour. I will only do it decently," Tina said, sounding angry with herself for not destroying Brooke.
"Well what are you waiting for?! Morph, so that I may defeat you!" Tina hissed.
"Fine. Dimension Warrior, Transform!" Brooke cried, and she felt the familiar sensation of bright light encasing her as she pushed in Start, B, X, and finally L. To finish off, she posed and cried "Power of Kanto!"
Tina ran at Brooke, with her tail in front, and she instantly had it lash out at Brooke, who managed to catch it with both hands, and she span it round, causing Tina to fall off balance, and both her fists missed Brooke, but one hit her (Tina) in the face.
Brooke span Tina round by the tail, eventually releasing her and throwing her into the wall.
"Looks like you shouldn't have released me," Brooke said smugly, but Tina wasn't wasting time with taunts; she was already running at Brooke, and because she had been talking, Brooke didn't have time to defend herself from the impending attack.
"Shadow Claw!" Tina cried, lashing with the claws on her left hand, following up with "Dragon Claw!" and slashing with her right claws.
"Now to finish this! Shadow Dr- NO! What's going on?!" Tina cried furiously, as all sorts of alarms began going off, and she snapped her fingers, opening up a small surveillance-dimension portal. She saw Frank and Jack had entered the "castle" (leaving Jigglypuff & Clefairy with their Warrior Wheelers), and were drawing closer to the throne room.
"No! Not yet! Ludiconga, keep them busy! Take some Cruelios if you have to!" Tina shrieked, and her cry echoed throughout the castle.
"Now, to finish you off!" Tina hissed, as she turned back to Brooke – only to find she'd escaped.
"GAH! Cruelios, find her and DESTROY her!" Tina screamed, before rushing off to search herself.
Meanwhile, with Frank and Jack…
"An idea where we're actually going?" Jack asked.
"I was following you! You said you'd been here before!" Frank cried, stopping in his tracks.
"Why the duck would I say that, how could I have been to a place that I though didn't and couldn't exist!" Jack cried, not stopping, but turning round to face Frank and walking backwards. He soon backed into something living, and he leapt forwards in fright, and span round.
"Well hey there, Poké Rangers, wanna dance?" a Ludicolo-like monster (presumably Ludiconga) asked. He was surrounded by Cruelios.
"I hope you mean that rhetorically and/or figuratively," Jack said.
"Let's go! Dimension Blaster!" Frank called, summoning said weapon, and blasting at the front row, who merely stumbled back.
"Get 'em," Ludiconga said maliciously, but he led the charge against the Rangers, and from the nowhere the Rangers heard a dance beat.
"Warrior Blade!" Jack cried, and he merely held his sword out at arms length, and the Cruelios skewered themselves.
"These things are moronic! They might be tough, but-" Jack began, but he paused as one-by-one the Cruelios pulled themselves off of his Blade.
"Ok, they're really tough! Warrior Weapon, Psychic Shield!" he added, summoning the glove-like weapon, and he sliced the Cruelio's in half.
"Good idea! Warrior Weapon, Torch Gun!" Frank cried. He used a quick Ember attack on the surrounding Cruelios, along with those that Jack had chopped in half, and they melted.
"Not so fast, Rangers! Taste the power of my Hydro Pump and Solar Beam attacks!" Ludiconga cried, and he drenched Frank, causing major damage thanks to his weakness, before unleashing the Solar Beam on Jack, which did the same.
As both Rangers returned to their feet, they saw more Cruelios arriving.
"Now what?!" Jack asked desperately, and Frank thought desperately for an answer.
"Got it! Flamethrower!" Frank cried, blasting the floor with fire.
"What are you do-?" Jack started.
"Now quick, use your Hydro Pump!" Frank cried.
"Oh, I get it! Hydro Pump!" Jack cried, and the heated floor around them cooled down. Frank stomped hard on it, and it collapsed, taking Frank and Jack down a floor.
"Going down!" Frank laughed, as they fell, and the pile of rocks built up from nearby collapsing rock as well, preventing Ludiconga and the Cruelios from following.
"Frank! Jack!" they heard a voice call.
"Brooke! You ok?" Frank asked.
"She may be now, but she wont be for long!" they heard a voice cry, and a slightly bedraggled looking Tina Rage walked through a dimensional portal.
"What on Earth is that?" Frank cried in disgust.
"Just a wild guess, but I'd say the thing that's causing all our problems and our main enemy?" Jack asked rhetorically, "Boy, he is ugly!" Jack said, attempting a low whistle, but failing.
"It's a she. Say hello to Tina Rage," Brooke introduced.
"Weird. Normally all the main female villains look human," Frank pointed out.
"Well either way, you might as well go home sweet heart, because the only way you're going to beat us is if you do what all Power/Poké Rangers baddies do, and grow your monsters to mega size," Jack said triumphantly, and Frank and Brooke sighed angrily.
"First, I AM at home, you two broke in! Second, that's not a bad idea!" Tina cried, and she left through a dimensional portal, appearing outside moments later, along with Bull-E and Ludiconga, in giant size.
"Nice going, Jack," Brooke said.
"I'm guessing you're being sarcastic, but I wanted them to grow; I want to use our new Zords!" Jack said happily, then he flipped open his morpher, and, pressing Select, Start, he called Miss Suzuki and the Doc.
"Hey, we get Zords right?" he asked informally.
"Yes, and I guess you need them?" Miss Suzuki asked, and Jack nodded.
"Ok then, we'll send them right through the dimensional portal, but please, hurry!" the Doc said frantically.
Outside, the Rangers found their glorious new Growlithe, Corsola, and Psyduck Zords waiting for them.
"Now that's what I'm talking about!" Jack cried, and they all rushed forward, entering their Zords by the feet.
"Now how do you pilot this thing – ah, here we go, an instruction manual," Frank said, and he flicked through the book quickly, as did Brooke in her Zord.
"Hey, guys, are your instructions in Japanese too? I don't know any Japanese!" Jack cried, but he had more pressing problems than that.
"Thunder Punch!" called Bull-E, slamming his fist into the Psyduck Zord.
"Rock Blast!" Brooke called, and the boulders managed to knock Bull-E away.
"Jack, just use your morpher, it'll wirelessly connect to your Zord!" frank cried, as his face appeared on Jack's (still open) Nintendo DS screen.
"Now you tell me!" Jack cried, and he launched an Amnesia attack on Ludiconga.
"Huh? What's going on?" the confused monster asked.
"That Tauros thing just attacked you, get him!" Jack cried quickly, and since he had nothing else to believe, Ludiconga did as he was told, and using his Ice Beam he destroyed Bull-E again.
"My turn! Fire Blast!" Frank cried, and his Zord engulfed Ludiconga in flames, "Now let's finish him with Crunch!" he added, and he did just that.
"Those pathetic FOOLS! Never mind! You may have defeated those pathetic minions, but you stand no chance against me! Earthquake!" Tina shrieked, and the three Zords fell to the ground.
"Shadow Claw! Shadow Punch! Shadow Ball!" she cried, launching all three attacks at the same time, with her left claw she attacked Jack, her right fist she hit Brooke, and she blasted Frank with the Shadow Ball.
"Something tells me that this is when we first form a Megazord," Brooke said roughly.
"Right! Let's do it guys! Activate the – uh – Dimension Megazord!" Frank cried, and the three Rangers activated Wireless Connection, activating the combination.
The Corsola Zord split in two, right down the middle, and the spikes shot off, and those from each half of the Zord combined together, creating two fists. The two halves of the Corsola Zord also split almost all the way along, and folded, so that it was longer and thinner. The two fists attached to each of the sides that had been the face.
The Psyduck Zord also split in half right down the middle, but connected together at the feet to form the bottom of the waist. The arms lifted the halves of the head off the body, and held them up, to elongate the new legs, with the head and bill/beak acting as feet.
The Growlithe Zord's arms and legs folded in to the chest, covering it up, and slid up the back, and attached to it, looking forward but what would have been upward. From amongst the bushy tail, a face appeared. The arms connected to either side of this, and the legs to where the Growlithe Zord's head had been.
"Dimension Megazord, activate!" the three Rangers cried in unison, all now in the cockpit in the head.
"Yeah, about that name, don't you think it could be a bit more original? Like – I don't know, how about "Mega Warriorzord" or something? You really need to be more creative, Frank, especially since you're supposed to write fict-" Jack said critically, but he paused as Frank rolled the Megazord out of the way of a Meteoric Swarm attack.
"And you really need to pay more attention to the battle!" Brooke yelled at him.
"Sorry – my bad – ignore everything I said," Jack said, and he stood back up.
"Try and stop this! Eruption!" Frank called, and the Growlithe head spouted molten rock, which burned into Tina.
"Grr…Shadow Drive!" Tina screeched, and she vanished.
"Oh great, where is she?" Jack asked.
"Behind you!" they heard Tina hiss, and she slammed them face first to the floor.
"This is the end, Rangers! Pulse Bomb!" Tina cried. As she did so, Jack frantically fumbled with his morpher, and used a Disable attack on Tina, freezing her before she could attack.
"Disable," he said smugly.
"Nice one, Jack! Let's finish her, now! Giga Attack!" Frank cried, and once the Megazord pulled itself to its feet, it turned round, and launched the aforementioned attack, causing an explosion.
When the dust had settled, the Rangers saw no monsters remaining.
"We did it! Now what?" Brooke asked.
"Now you get out of there!" the Doc said, as his face appeared on their morphers, along with Miss Suzuki.
"Ok, chill, it's not like it's the end of the world or anything, we stopped that," jack pointed out.
"Maybe, but with its source of power gone, the dimensional portal is closing! If you don't get back here pronto then you'll be trapped!" Miss Suzuki cried.
"Next stop, reality!" Frank said, and he made the Megazord jump into the dimensional portal. However, whilst the Megazord had been stood still, the curious little Jigglypuff and Clefairy had climbed onto its foot, and as the Megazord jumped, they clung on for dear life. When the Megazord landed in Tokyo, and split into the three individual Zords, the two small pokémon set off to explore a new world.
Later, at the Hub…
"Thank you all, that was brilliant work! However, there are still many monsters trapped in Japan, so we need you to stop them as well. In the meantime, whilst you are staying in Japan, feel free to stay here; there are individual bedrooms through the doors at the end of the corridor, there, as well as a bathroom and kitchenette. No expense has been spared for our saviours. We also have this area, where you can simply relax, or exercise, or continue working on the new Poké Rangers series," Miss Suzuki said, as she gave the Rangers the grand tour.
"And you're fully welcome to use the computers as well. Just don't break anything," the Doc said with a nervous laugh.
"Thanks! Now if you don't mind, saving multiple worlds is pretty tiring, think I'll go to bed early – or late," Jack said, checking his watch.
"Oh wait! There's one more thing first," Miss Suzuki said, handing each Ranger a piece of paper.
""Zord piloting lessons"?" Jack read questioningly.
""Poké Rangers meetings"?" Brooke said, doing the same.
""Weapons training", what is all this?" Frank asked.
"You're schedules. This isn't like the shows you know; you can't just go around randomly in a giant war machine, and you're still expected to work on the series. I'll see you in an hour for your Karate lesson," Miss Suzuki said, demonstrating some moves as she left, leaving the stunned Rangers to almost faint.
Meanwhile, back in the pokémon world…
"Did they really think there pathetic Megazord could stop me?! Fools! I'll go after them, now!" Tina Rage cried, as she broke free of the rock from the mountains that had been burying her. She tried to open a dimensional portal to the real world, but it was small and weak.
"No! With my high power level, I don't stand a chance of fitting through that! I shall have to summon other monsters! Yes, I will call upon Eraggron of Hoenn! And Serena of Johto!" Tina cried, and she cackled away maniacally.
A/N: I've finally finished! Ok, I'm not going to hold this off any longer, so I'll let Tomoyo get on with chapter 3, so until chapter 11, see ya!
