(I'm sorry for the short chapters and long delays, typing stories are harder than I thought ;-;)


Pvt. Tim Caufman trudged through the snow, more snow falling from the sky, with no signs of stopping. He suddenly stopped, and activated his radio. (Watch the Prologue co-op cutscene in Dead Space 3 until the part where you control.) Sam and Tim, walking slowly in the direction of their waypoint, stopped to see a settlement… with billows of smoke rising from one of the rooftops. "Oh shit." Tim sprinted across the cliffside with Ackerman on his heels. They stopped in front of a giant ship that crash-landed a long while ago. "Doc, I'm at a crash si-" "Oh! Good, you're looking for a blue cylinder about one foot long!" "what does this thing do?" "it's the codex I can't tell you anymore just go-" the transmission ended with an abrupt amount of static. "Well, at least we know what we're looking for. C'mon Tim." Caufman noticed supply crates and started opening them revealing more ammunition. "Finally some more ammunition." "Eyyy give me some of that." says Ackerman, already grabbing some clips out of Caufman's hand. after reloading their rifles they focused on opening the door. Ackerman punches the door seal revealing the door button. Tim presses it only for a frightened heavily injured man to pop out gagging, "Don't… don't come i-in" he breathed and fell to the ground face first with an axe in his RIG. A had reclaims the ax. Tim looks up in fear staring eye to eye to yellow soulless eyes. Tim screams in fright and quickly back-pedals away while Sam Ackerman raises his bull pip rifle at the Waster. The door opens fully revealing another shambling corpse wielding axe. While Tim recovers Ackerman open fires at the Wasters. By the Tim recovers from the shock the first Waster was a reduced to a limbless body whereas the second one was slowly crawling towards Ackerman, only for it's face to get smushed by his boot ending its miserable life. Ackerman slowly turns trying to regulate his breaths. "Well? What are we going in or what?" TIm slowly nods and walks into the door, coughing out smoke, only for another Waster to show itself at the end of the hall. "AHHH! HOLY FUCK!" Tim yelled as he sprayed and prayed. Luckily, because of all of those… accuracy... tests… thingies, Tim got most of his bullets to tear the limbs off the necromorph. "Jesus Christ Tim, calm down! Didn't you fight these things at your post?" "No," he replied,"All I did was look for an armory key card for General Mahad" Ackerman looked surprised,"Really? You didn't meet any necromorphs at the armory?" Tim shook his head, making Sam facepalm," Well, at least you knew that you had to aim for the limbs." Caufman looks up in surprise,"Really?" Ackerman facepalms again and sighs," Never mind, let's just look for the Codex, ok?" Tim nods and takes a step to the right… only for another necromorph to land on him. Tim shrieks as an axe nearly enters his head, and instead, imbeds itself into the floor. Ackerman quickly shoves the Waster down and shot off it's arms. Tim quickly scrambles onto his feet, then proceeds to pump the corpse full of lead. Sam stares and just raises a thumbs up. The two soldiers walk forward, turning right to catch a glimpse of a corpse get sucked up a ladder chute. Tim slowly backs away while Sam watches. Suddenly crunches were heard, and blood fall to a splat on the floor, along with a limbless torso. More blood slowly drips down the ladder, as a shadow races across the top of the ladder. Tim whimpers, Sam yells,"Tim, let's go! don't be such a baby." "B-but, didn't you see that fucking body?" "Yea, so what?" Tim stares at Sam, as if he had feet coming out of his eyes. He sighs in defeat,"Fine, let's go." Sam rolls his eyes (not that Tim could see it) and starts to climb up the ladder, careful to not slip on the blood. Tim stares at the body on the floor, carefully avoiding it, then climbs the ladder. "Tim, I found the codex, but some piece of shit engineer decided to make a lock that can only be unlocked by pressing two buttons at the same time." "What?" "Nevermind, just get your ass over here and help me unlock this dammit." Tim quickly nodded and jogged to the button, pressing it. The steel gate opened, revealing the cockpit of the ship. In the pilot's seat, was yet again, another corpse. But in the corpse's hand, was the codex. The two young adults stand there… until Sam speaks up. "Well? What are you waiting for?" "Huh?" "Pick it up!" "Why not you?" Sam stands there and unfolds his helmet, revealing a look that Tim has never seen before. It was weirding him out too. "Sam? A-are you alright?" Ackerman replies without moving his lips,"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )" Tim stares, gives up, and slowly picks up the codex… only for the entire goddamn ship to start shaking and slide down the cliff face. Tim yells while Sam folds his helmet and busts open a conveniently placed emergency door. "LET'S GO TIM!" While Tim runs to the door, Sam attached an ascension cable to the door and quickly rappels down the cliff. Tim followed suit, only first attaching the Codex to his chest. On the way down, several large pieces of spaceship fall down upon them, nearly ripping them apart. Just as they get near the ground, one of the debri exploded, knocking them off the cliff, and onto a hill. As they slide down, Sam yells,"Tim! Behind us!" Tim repositions himself to be greeted by the sight of a fucking large turbine, gaining on them. Hmm, it looks like it wants to shred them to pieces. Tim yells,"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO!?" "Shoot it or something," "WHY CAN'T YOU DO IT!?" Sam stares and sends a transmission,"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )" Tim instantly gets shredded to pieces and they die, the end.

Tim shoots the turbine fan, causing it to explode, making a large hole for them to slide through. They slide through it. And land with a large thump. Actually, multiple thumbs as they fell off the slope, occasionally finding a piece of ground to greet them. Finally they land… on their faces. Sam lies there, while Tim slowly stands up, and bumps his head on something. He looks, and finds, a boot? Tim looks up, already coming up with a conclusion, and finds a dead body, hanging from a sentry tower. Now that Tim thought about, there were dead bodies everywhere, hanged, impaled, or decapitated. "Fine young soldiers, everyone of them" says a gruff voice that Tim knew.