I promise I am not this rude to my mother!!

Mr.Snicket is NOT a freak!!

Ms.VioletB.Hollister-Sorry if you don't like the role I put you as!! (You will be more people, promise)

So now I was looking through the Phone book until I came to yet another one of Mr.Snicket Creations.

By the way, if you are wondering where he is right now, we shall listen.

" I have now come out of my craziness, which hear means.." He obviosley ran out of intelligable words to say. I listen to him drone on about Beatrice his love until he claims (in his excotic accent)"Fiona winddershins has given me mushrooms which I excepted, but they were icky, which here means gross." What freak.

But that gives me an idea.

Just as I start calling Fiona, Ms.VioletB.Hollister bursts through the door. I can tell by her Poliece-ish oufit, I have done something.

"I have traced many prank phone calls back to here!" She screams.

I start to shake then jump out the window.

She looks astonished and starts to follow me.

I grab a pay phone, to make this story interesting.

I quickely call Fiona, "Hello, Who is this!" she screams.

I start to imitate that creature frome the lord of the rings as I say, " My precious, I coming for you my precious." "Who are you!" she asks quietly. I suddenly start singing that strange song about big butts... "I like big but and I can not lie..." I start. She is really creeped out now and she starts to get mad, "Get away from me you creep!"

I am genuily affended so i tell her, " Klaus loves me, not you, Backstabber!!" I said it so loudly that Ms.VioletB.Hollister finds me.

"Get back here you hooligan!!" She says.

I run away with my hands in air (Wavin like I just don't care!) It really is an improper way to run.

I am now an out law as I run into the sunset, like cheesy cartoons do. Before I am out of eye sight my mother runs up to me again with some new anti-age cream.

She starts to harrass me about her looks I tell her I don't care, She gets angry and joins with Ms.VioletB.Hollister.

We all run into the sunset ans now

I am an outlaw!

My mother and Ms.Violet are close behind me

Randomness!!