A/N: I was a tad later than I wanted, but here's the first chapter. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the story, Kyra, and that person.
Chapter 1
Roy's POV
Before I went to see Iggy, I got a phone call. I picked my cell phone to see the caller ID. It was my girlfriend, Kyra. I almost ignored the call, but I decided to be nice for a change.
"Hello?"
"Roy, I wanted to say this in person, but I can't wait any longer," Kyra said. She sounded reluctant.
"Okay…" She's probably gonna ask to have sex. And I'm gonna tell her no. Again. "What do you want to say?"
"I think we should break up."
Really? "Really?"
"Yes."
YES! She finally broke up with me! "Okay."
"Can we still be friends?" she asked. "Well, at least not hate each other?"
"Sure." Yes! Yes! Yes! Free at last!
"Bye, Roy."
"Bye, Kyra." I pushed the 'end' button. Yes! I am so happy!
Why am I happy? I shouldn't be happy! Oh no!
Being happy about my breakup definitely confirmed that it was not a dream, and I had a problem. That's when I decided to tell Iggy about my problem.
I went to his room and knocked on the door. "Iggy, can I talk to you for a minute?"
There was no answer, so I went to entrance of his lab.
"Ig, are you in there?"
"Roy!" he exclaimed. He must have been surprised to see me. "What do you want?"
"I-I need to talk to you about somethin'," I mumbled.
Iggy scoffed. "Yeah right! You're probably just tryin' to pull some shit on me, again."
"I'm not! I swear!"
He rolled his eyes. "Fine! Come on. just don't touch anything." I followed him further into the lab, an he continued to work on his newest invention. "What?"
"I-I..." I trailed off. Be a fucking man! "I...uh..."
"What? Now, you can't think of a lie fast enough?" Iggy asked. "Or you can't decide which lie to use?"
My blood was boiling, but I remembered that he could help me. "I..." Don't back away! "I'm gay."
Iggy burst into laughter.
"What the hell is so funny?" I demanded.
When he stopped laughing, he said, "Whew! Wow! Next time use something that's believable." He turned to his invention.
He thinks it's a prank! "I'm dead serious!"
"Right..." he chuckled. "This is coming from the same person who claimed to have gotten two girls pregnant, one with twins."
I laughed at that memory. "But that was around April Fool's. Today ain't April Fool's. I'm for real."
"Prove it."
Prove it? "Prove it? Do you want me to prove it?"
"Yep."
Prove it. I can't just tell him about that person. He wouldn't believe me. Shit, I hardly believe it. Should I...no, that's awful. But he did say he wanted proof...He looks a lot like that person. He even has the same annoyed look as that person.
I didn't know came over me. I grabbed Iggy and kissed him, my own brother. I couldn't say anything.
Iggy's face expression didn't change. "Is that all you got? Actors can play gay roles and not be gay."
Are you fucking kidding me! I wanted to stab him. "You don't believe me!"
"No, I do not," he said.
I growled. I was getting extremely mad. Smoke rings were coming from my nostrils. "Here, just look at these." I dug in my shell and handed him some pictures of me and that person. Too bad the first picture that Iggy saw was the picture of me and that person dressed up as cross-dressers.
"That is definitely a girl," he said.
I snatched the picture from him. "Look at the other ones! That was a weird night."
He scanned the pictures. Most of them were poses or random shots. Iggy and I both laughed where we saw the one where that person flicked off the camera guy. That day we paid a different guy than usual to take pictures, and the camera guy got on that person's nerves. Later on, that person fought the guy then fired him. Then, there were other pictures. Me and that person in a boxing match. Our drinking contest. Our first kiss. A closeup of that person.
"Who is this?" Iggy finally asked.
I didn't want to tell him yet, so I didn't say anything.
"What the fuck!" he yelled. I saw the picture he was looking at.
I grabbed the picture as fast as I could. "That...was the 'Forbidden Picture'," I explained. "That happened...after the drinking contest. We had some pretty heavy shit."
"No kidding." He tried to reach the 'Forbidden Picture'. "Let me see that."
"Hell no!" I shouted.
Iggy was quicker than me and retrieved the picture. "You guys are fuckin' sick!"
The 'Forbidden Picture' was a naked picture of me, and that person made a licking motion towards my cock.
"Heavy shit," I repeated. I took all of the pictures and put them back in my shell. "Whatever, I'm leavin'."
"I believe you, now," he said quickly. "So, what do you want me to do about it?"
"I guess I just needed to tell someone," I told him. Glad that's over.
"Who's that guy?"
I miss him, I thought.
"Maybe I can find him and get him to come back," Iggy said. I must have said that out loud.
Come back? That person coming back? "Ig, I don't think-"
"Come on, Roy! Everyone gives me chances." he interrupted.
He was right. Most of his girlfriends gave him close to seventeen chances before they finally dumped him. "Alright, fine."
He nodded. "So, what's his name?"
Name, name, name. "His name's Vec."
"Vec?"
"As in Vector. Vec," I explained. Vector. Iggy looks a lot like Vec. And sounds like him. And he kinda talks like him.
"Hello? Did you hear me?" Iggy waved in my face.
I snapped back to attention and moved his hand out the way. "No, what'd ya say?"
" asked if you had a DNA sample," he repeated. "Hair, spit, skin, nails, blood, cum, chewed gum. Anything." He laughed.
I dug in my shell and pulled out a plastic bag with a lock of Vec's forest green hair. "Don't tell him I cut off some of his hair. He'll freak out, if he finds out that is was me." I gave it to Iggy. "And I want it back!"
"Okay! Sheesh! I'll be careful, and you'll get your precious hair back in perfect condition." I could tell by his voice that he was thinking I was being ridiculous. "Now, leave! I can't concentrate with you hovering over me!"
"You better not tell anyone!" I warned. " I will kill you if anyone finds out by you."
"Yeah, yeah. Cross my heart, etc., etc. Promise is NOT to be broken. Nothing shall be spoken, etc., etc. If ye shall lie, then ye shall die, etc., etc. etc."
"And your little DNA sample rhyme was not funny!" I shouted.
"Bye, Roy!"
"This better not be some revenge thing!" I yelled. "You can get revenge on me later!"
"Do I hear King Dad coming down the hallway?" he asked. "Maybe he'd like to hear this shocking news."
"Alright! I'm goin'!" I said. "I mean it, though!" I ran out of the lab and back to my room. I found my back-up back of Vec's hair. I hope you come back. I can fix my mistakes. If you'll letme. It'll be the best fairytale. No, better than any fucking fairytale. It'll be the best damn reality ever. I hope.
A/N: So, that was the first chapter. If this isn't your kind of story, you should probably leave, but you are welcome to keep reading and flame if you wish(dead serious). I'll try to update once or twice every two weeks until summer. Then, I'll be free to update more frequently. :D
