A/n-hey! I completed chapter two well tell me what you think I hope at least one of the jokes makes you laugh (I tried my best) well R&R
Happy birthday Xemnas- Chapter 2
Well the preparations for Xemnas's birthday were still continuing. Roxas was making haste towards the kitchen to find Demyx.suddenly he got a brilliant idea and went running back to Vexen.
"Hey I know you wont like it and all but hear my latest poem I thought of it and maybe we can recite it before Xemnas comes! It will make everyone laugh! Well this is how it goes-
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Donkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you."
"No! Roxas it will not do! Now stop wasting your time and go and fetch Demyx!" Vexen shouted.
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Roxas glumly went to find Demyx.as he ran towards the kitchen he noticed Luxord and Marluxia who were fighting.
"Hey pops! Come here and blow the balloons!"Marluxia mocked.
"Who are you calling pops? I'm young you know and why don't you blow the balloons yourself you pansy!!"Luxord retorted.
"Why you old fart and a half! I'm gonna rip your mouth of!!!!!!!!!!!"Marluxia yelled as he removed his scythe.
"Wanna play it like that? Huh? Your on!"Luxord said as he removed his pack of cards.
"What are you gonna do shuffle the deck? Or beat me in a game of cards!"Marluxia mocked.
"Fight like a man! Wait a minute! You're not a man! You're a blend of genders!"Luxord shouted.
Rings of smoke came out of Marluxia's ears. He had never been insulted so much. He charged towards Luxord with his scythe. Luxord smirked and easily dodged the cheap attempt to hit him. Instead of hitting Luxord the scythe cut zexion's bangs revealing his second eye.unfortuneatly it cut Saix's hair.
Roxas looked at Saix and burst into laughter. He pointed at Saix's hair and yelled, "oh god look at him! He looks so lame! Ha ha ha!"
Saix woke up at this noise. The hall grew silent and everyone present was tensed and they tried to suppress their laughter. Just then even Zexion got up and looked at Saix and started snickering.
"What's so funny? And didn't I tell you to get the drinks?"Saix asked. Then he looked all around.
"………You never told me to get the drinks. By the way I never knew you got a hair cut (snickers),"Zexion replied.
Marluxia and Luxord looked away trying to act inconspicuous.Marluxia put down his scythe and put a very solemn expression. Luxord did the same. Roxas ran away as he could not control his laughter any longer.
"Zexion…you're fringe is g-ggone! And so has my hair!"Saix said while feeling his head in terror.
"What?! No wonder I can see so clearly! Which fool did this? I want an answer!"Zexion shouted, "anyway! Saix we are screwed we don't have the drinks!"
They exchanged looks and then Saix put on a cap and Zexion put on one of xigbar's spare eyepatches.then they both ran to get the drinks.Marluxia looked at Luxord and they stared at each other for some time.
"Look what you did grandpa! We almost got busted!"Marluxia said.
"He don't blame me I just dodged your attack! Any way did you see how cockeyed Saix went?"Luxord replied.
They stood in silence for some time and then burst out into a fit of laughter. Then they started working again but still keeping a distance from each other.
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Roxas finally reached the kitchen and swung open the door to see Demyx tied in a corner struggling to reach the door. Roxas also saw Axel emptying his meal into a container.
"Er…Axel why is Demyx tied and gagged?"Roxas asked.
"Oh! Er…Roxas! Hes tied because….he wanted to make the superior a cake! When I told him no he got angry started smashing the pot on me. Then he got abusive so I tied him and gagged him." Axel replied.
"Right…any ways Demyx you have to play your sitar for the superior! Plus Axel get the food on the table the idiots coming soon!"Roxas commanded.
"Oxfas gees ying! Dees bying sho jil a fupiol!! Gop vim! Wucry de!!!!"Demyx shouted.
"What?" Roxas said with confusion on his face.
"Shut up Demyx! Roxas he is just abusing you!" Axel said while kicking Demyx.
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Roxas left the kitchen to find the hall decorated properly. The dinning arrangements were done. The drinks came in it was perfect. Axel then came out with the food and put it on the table. Xigbar and Xaldin had also joined them (even Demyx was bribed to keep his mouth shut and he did so even he was there).
All of them waited for Xemnas to arrive. Just then the door swung open and………..(cliffhanger!)
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A/N/-so I hoped you liked chapter two! If you did R&R!!!!!!
Oxfas gees ying! Dees bying sho jil a fupiol!! Gop vim! Wucry de!!!! Meant- Roxas he is lying! He is trying to kill the superior! Stop him! Untie me!!!
