Deidara: Ku welcome

Me:-smacks you in the face-

Deidara: Hey!

Me: What?!?!

Deidara: what's that for

Me: You gave Reine a bad dream

Deidara: SO?

Me: -grabs a chainsaw- would you like a haircut

Itachi: MWUHAHAHA Zoe doesn't own Naruto got it now on with da story –acting gangster-

After a long battle everyone went inside to get something to eat or watch a DVD "OH FUCK" Naruto shouted from the kitchen "what?"both Sasuke and Neji replied "I left the porn video in the DVD player"Naruto one was dead Jiraiya popped up to say "thats why porn isn't for kids"

Next Day.... at 8 p.m

"SINGIN' TIME" shouted Hinata at the top of her lungs "HELL YEA"

"OH MEHN GEEEEEE ME AND TENTEN SING" Sakura suggested

"DO IT"

"EWW HINATA THAT SOUNDED WRONG" Naruto shouted from making ramen in the kitchen

"SHUT IT YOU PORN STAR"

"HINATA THAT HURTS"

"DO I CARE NOOOW"

"HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEH"

"TENTEN DID YOUTH HAVETH THA BLUITH SMARTIESTH" SAKURA SAID

"WHYTH I DID NO SUCH THINGTH"

"YEAHTH YOUTH DIDTH" HINATA REPILED

"THIS IS MEH BEST FRIEND" SAKURA SAID POINTED TO SASUKE WHO JUST SMIRKED AT THEIR BEHAVIOR

(a/n I know its in caps cuz it shows they are high on whatever it is)

"NO HE MINE NOW I SHALL FIGHT YOU WITH MAH LIGHT SABER" TENTEN YELLED AND SHE GOT HER YELLOW LIGHT SABER AND SAKURA GOT HER RAINBOWTH COLOURED ONE

"SO THAT MEANS I GET NEJI AND NARUTO-CHAN TO MAHSELF" HINATA WAS SO PROUD OF HER SELF SHE STOOD ON THE TABLE AND HELD HER HEAD HIGH

"TENT WHAY ARE WE FIGHTING OVER SASUKE DUCK BUTTTT"

"STAK I DUNNO BECAUSE HE'S PUUURRDDYY"

Sasuke ran off while Neji was with him because girls are scary (a/N HEYYYY) and Naruto ^..,...,..^

"come on lets go" sasuke shouted at neji

"aww sasu-chan is scared of being purdy" neji laughed

"well its better than being you"

"Chicken ass"

"Gay"

"Duck butt"

"les-"

"Don't say it"

"Fine"

"think we scared 'em off" Sakura asked

"i hope so" replied Tenten

"I hurted naru-chan" Hinata shouted

"mwuhahaha" all the girls laughed EVILY and so Naruto-chan ran away to sasuke and neji

12 p.m. at night....

"Twilight" sakura whisper shouted (A/n how do you do that)

"disco" Tenten whisper shouted as well

"I like naru-chan" Hinata whisper shouted.

"why do have a long password" sakura and Tenten asked

"because it's what i wanted" she made a face like :P

"hurry up"

Boy's room girls have make-up for neji....

"I thinks she's done do you"

"yup yup" Tenten and Hinata replied

"time for sasuke"

"b-b-but he's already purdy" sakura whispered

"even more purdyer"tenten replied

Oh and they tipped naruto's ramen down the sink

"MORNING for breakfast ramen"Naruto shouted

"WHERES MY RAMEN" Naruto cried because he's weird

Akatsuki come round......

"i'm just a kid" tobi sang

"sake time" Hinata Yelled

"Itachi?" Sakura asked

"yush"

"is SASUKE A HOMO" she Yelled so loud that sauke heard

"yesh he is very homoish" Itachi replied intelligently

"oh men gee i thought so"

Tobi manged to get on the fan and now

"hey look i'm britany spears what ever her name is" "im spinning around move outta mah way"

Tobi sang happily

Akatsuki goes home/hideout....

"sasuke let's get married" sakura said to sasuke

"WHAT?!?!?!"

"see meh and tachi-chan thought you were homo"

"WHAT?!?!"

"Tenni get us a dictionary" so tenten goes get a dictionary for ta Sasuke

"Hinata put castle in the sky on in tha CD player"

"HAI"

"neji get over here before i out peanut butter in your hair"

" ok ok never get peanut butter or anything in mah hair again"

"WHERE'S MAH RAMEN"

On tah way to tha shops....

"on mah way to shops today walking mah through the village charms"

"Naruto never sing again..."Hinata said to him

"never????"

"NEVER" Hinata grinned evilly

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH T.T"

"the shop ran out of ramen" sasuke said

"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

"Naruto yours hairs on fire" Neji said

"no it isn't"

"yup it ish" Tenten said

"O_____O MY HAIR"Naruto jumped on the ground at started rolling around like a duffass

"go on without me" Naruto said

"HAI"everyone said and walked over his face

"i knew it you's walk off without me"

"pretty much" sakura said