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Hey guys, here's the next chapter.
Hope you'll like it! :D
Disclaimer:
I own nothing. Rick Riordan does.
Travis and Connor Stoll were browsing through Facebook when they saw something very interesting. "Oh my gods," exclaimed Travis. "The Big Three have Facebook profiles!," said Connor. They both grinned at each other with a mischievous gleam in their eyes.
Hera was happily doing something on the internet when someone sent her a link. The link was from themichiefpranksters#2. Stupidly enough, Hera clicked it. And she saw the profile:
Basic Information
Name: Zeus
Sex: Male
Hometown: Olympus
Relationship: Married
Personal Information
Activities: Ruling the gods. Impregnating beautiful females.
Interests: Shagging beautiful females
Favorite Music: I belive I can Fly
Favorite TV Shows: Sex and the City
Favorite Movies: Sex and the City - 2008
Favorite Books: Fifty Shades of Grey
Favorite Quotations: "Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but is they, rather who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given" -Zeus, The Odysssey
Hera was furious. She barged into wherever Zeus was and dragged him by the ear to the computer. "Read this!," she yelled. Zeus whimpered but complied. "Tell me what this is," said Hera. "Er, it's my Facebook profile," said Zeus. "Do I look like and idiot? I mean your 'Personal Information'," said Hera. Ironically, Hera did look like an idiot. She was wearing peacock feathers and a cow patterned dress. Zeus decided not to comment on that for fear of Hera's wrath. "It is the truth," he protested. Hera growled and they both started tackling each other. Five hours later, Zeus updated his profile.
Basic Information
Name: Zeus
Sex: Male
Hometown: Olympus
Relationship: Married
Personal Information
Activities: Ruling the gods. Impregnating Hera.
Interests: Shagging Hera
Favorite Music: I belive I can Fly
Favorite TV Shows: The Good Wife
Favorite Movies: Husbands 1970
Favorite Books: How to be a good husband
Favorite Quotations: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" -William Congreve
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