Mako: Hello! We're back again with another chapter in this beautiful
fic!
Nova: Um, ya beautiful.
Mako: Anyways, I can't believe that we actually got reviews! Whoo hoo! Really, I wasn't expecting any. Thanks for reviewing, and not flaming, makes me feel better. Anyways, same warnings apply, Marth/Roy shounen- ai, meaning they're gay, just for your info if ya didn't know that.
Anything between * * is actions
Nova: Ok, let's go!
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Mako: Ok Nova, let's get looking for 'em!
Nova: Ya, I love hide and go seek!
Mako: Me too, especially since when we find them the actual propose of this fic can be achieved. *Smile*
Nova: o.o Ok, anyways, we should go to the underground tunnels of Hyrule Castle first!
Mako: Why should we go there first, I think I saw some of them run off over there.
Nova: I smell food, and wherever food is, Kirby is.
Mako: Sometimes your nose and obsession with food come in handy. *makes a portal to Hyrule Castle*
*Mako and Nova jump into the portal and appear in Hyrule Castle*
Mako: *plop. Falls on her ass* Owies.
Nova: Hey, is that Kirby!
Mako: Congratulations, you were right…. For once.
Kirby: *looks up in fear and sees Mako and Nova, stops having a fill- your-face event with Jigglypuff and bolt to the nearest exit*
Jigglypuff: Puff! *runs after Kirby*
Nova: *Disappears and appears in front of them*
Kirby: *freezes in fear*
Jigglypuff: *smashes into Kirby and sends them both flying into Nova's arms*
Nova: *grabs them and heads over to where Mako is standing * I got the marshmallows!
Kirby: *looks annoyed* I'm not a marshmallow!!!
Mako: *ignores Kirby* Good job Nova! *Pats Nova on the head*
Nova: *looks up…er… down at Mako* Chocolate Bar *Tilts his head*
Mako: Fine *tosses him a Coffee Crisp*
Nova: *Gulps in down in one bit before it touches the ground* ^-^ *munch* Thank *cruch* you *munch crunch* very *gulp* much!
Kirby: *squirms in Nova's arm…er…hand* I'm not a marshmallow! I dunno about Jigglyfruit over here… But I know I'm not!
Jigglyfruit…er…puff: *blows herself up to twice her size as she often does in the Pokémon series* Jiggly jig Jigglypuff puff!
Kirby: *sweatbubble* Fine, your not a marshmallow either. And what gives, we ain't!
Mako: Actually, look at the facts, you look like pink marshmallows…*pokes Kirby, then pokes Jigglypuff* you feel like marshmallows…
Nova: *shoves Kirby into his mouth, and spits him out* and you taste like marshmallows! Therefore, you are a marshmallow!
Kirby: *covers in Nova's spit* Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! I need a shower, I'll never feel clean again!!!!!!!!!
Jigglypuff: Puff jig jiggly puff!!
Mako: Jiggly over here has a point, now you know how everyone feels when you inhale them.
Kirby: …
Mako: *magically makes a rain cloud appear over Kirby* There, now your not slimy!
Kirby: *huffs* Thanks… I think.
Nova: Where are we going to put them?
Mako: Good point… where ARE we going to put them…
Nova: *light bulb appears on top of his head* I know! *makes a rusty metal cage appear* There! *chucks the marshmallows in*
Mako: Nice one! *high five each other, only Nova's hand is too big and Mako falls over on her ass once again*
Nova: Sorry!
Mako: Shut up. Grrrrrrrrrrr…………. Just for that you have to carry the cage!
Nova: *shrug's, teleports the cage somewhere else* Now all I have to do is teleport it back later!
Mako: *grumbles* Cheater…
Nova: *overly perky* What was that?
Mako: *Grumbles more* Nothing. Anywho, your nose gonna scope out where anyone else is?
Nova: *sniff sniff* Nope. Wait, let's go the underground caves!
Mako: *smacks her forehead with her hand* We're already here you idiot!
Nova: Oh ya. That way! *points in any random direction* No wait, this way! *point in another random direction* Nope nope nope. *sniff the air, point in a forward/up direction*
Mako: Your no help, looks like we gotta do this the hard way.
Nova: No, let's go this way! *pulls her arm until they get to a platform where the Master Sword is*
Mako: O.o The hell! There's no one and nothing here!
Nova: Wanna bet! *pulls out the Master Sword*
????: *falls from the sky*
Nova: Who the hell is ????
Mako: Wait and find out!
Link: *pissed off* Only the Hero of Time can pull that sword out! And that means only me!
Young Link: *falls from wherever Link came from, and lands on top of Link* And me too!
Link: *shoves the younger him off of himself and stands up*
Nova: Ya, I know. But you see, this isn't the real Master Sword. This is one of those adventure mode swords!
Mako: *grabs the sword and bends it* Cheap plastic too! *lets go and watches it flap back and forth*
Link: ????
Young Link: *sweatbubble* Uh, Link, the real Master Sword is *points to Link's back* on your back, behind your shield.
Link: Oh ya…*nervously scratches his head with one arm Goku style* I forgot.
Young Link: O.O;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* Oh my God! And I grow up to be him! *wails* Nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Nova: *appears magically behind them and grabs them by the back of their shirts and lifts them off the ground* In the cage you go!
*cage magically appears*
Link: How'd you do that? And how did you get behind us?
Young Link: *smacks his forehead, leans over and smacks Link in the head* He's a Shadow Dragon, you big dummie! He can do that kind of stuff!
Nova: You better believe it! And I have author powers! Hahahahahahahaha!
Link: Oh ya.
Young Link: Do I really have to grow up to be him?
Mako: Yes. And Nova, I'm the main author here, because I type all of this up! You just borrow my powers whenever I feel its convinient.
Nova: *nervous* Heh heh heh… and I have dark magic. That's mine, you can't take it away from me! *cries*
Mako: Calm down. Here, have some this peanut butter. *shows him a jar of cheap imitation peanut butter*
Nova: *ecstatically happy* Really! *chucks the Links into the cage with Kirby and Jigglypuff*
Link & Young Link: *Fall in* Ouch.
Jigglypuff: *pissed off* Jig jiggly!
Kirby: *depressed* Welcome to the party…
*cage disappears*
Mako: Ok, 4 down, only *counts on her fingers, runs out of fingers and uses Nova's fingers… er… claws* … 21 more to find. Great. This is gonna take a while. Nova, we gotta speed this up.
Nova: OK!!!! *Sniffs air and points in any random direction*
Mako: Oh God! Not this again!
Nova: No wait, I was kidding! I smell expensive perfume that way! *grabs Mako and runs away*
Mako: O.o;;;;;;;; How are we going to get out of here?
Nova: Easy! *spreads his wing and they fly away to Fountain of Dreams*
Mako: Now what could they be doing here? *looks around, spots Peach and Zelda sitting on a platform having a picnic*
Nova: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! *waddles over to the basket and gulps it down in one shot, basket and all*
Peach & Zelda: *shriek* It ate our food!
Nova: *looks at them* Where did you get that food from?
Zelda: We wished for some food…
Peach: And then a Party Ball appeared, so we open it up and put the food into the basket…
Nova: Where'd you get a basket?
Zelda: Simple, we wished for it, this IS the Fountain of Dreams after all.
Mako: *can be heard shouting in the background* Grab them you numb skull!!!!
Nova: Oh ya! *grabs Peach and Zelda* Sorry ladies.
*once again, the cage appears out of nowhere*
Nova: *gently places Zelda and Peach down*
Peach: Thanks!
Zelda: He's actually has quite good manners for a giant, scaly, scary looking lizard.
Kirby: No fair, how come we *points to the rest of the characters* all got thrown in and they *points to the princesses* didn't!
Nova: Simple, they're princesses. Dragon Code of Honor page 5, 436, section 454, paragraph 34, line 45 says, and I quote, 'Never under any circumstance cause needless suffering to royalty, unless this royalty is evil and plans to destroy a city, country, planet, galaxy, etc.'
Link: How come in fairy tails dragons kill royalty! *looks proud*
Nova: We only kill royalty if they are evil, as I stated above, or if they plan to destroy a Dragon clan. Also if we do kill royalty, we make is short and sweet, no pain before, no pain after.
Link: O.o Ok.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly? *pulls out a crown* Jiggly jigglypuff?
Kirby: *inhales Peach and copies her power* There. See. Crown. Royalty!
Nova: Crowns mean nothing, Zelda has no crown, plus, you didn't have them before, so stop lying!
Kirby: *sighs defeated* Fine fine.
Nova: *smirks evilly* I didn't know you were the king and queen of marshmallows.
Kirby and Jigglypuff: *look at each other* Ewwwwwwwwww, yuck! *pull off their crowns*
Mako: *grabs a crown, bends it* Cheap plastic!
*cage once again disappears to wherever Nova decides to put it*
Mako: Ok, 6 down *does the mental math* 19 more. Joy.
Nova: Don't be so glum, chum! *looks at the sky* and there go two Arwings. Trying to escape I see.
Mako: *smiles evilly* Fox and Falco, good.*summons a Wolfen, one of Star Wolfs ships and hops in* Let's go get 'em!
Nova: Yeeeee haw!!!! *Flaps his wings and jumps into the sky*
Fox: What's that Falco?
Falco: *checks the screen* An enemy ship and a dragon have been sighted.
Fox: They seem to be following us.
Falco: *nods*
Fox & Falco: *turn their Arwings around*
Nova: Ya ready Mako, they're coming at us.
Mako: Yep. Let's fly *pulls Quatre's goggles over her eyes*
Quatre: *magically appears on the screen in Mako's Wolfen* Hey, how'd you get my goggles! I need them, they're good luck for me. *sniffs*
Mako: Um, I summoned them, and I'll give them back when I'm done.
Quatre: *sniff* Ok. *his face disappears off the screen*
Mako & Nova: *fly at Fox and Falco who are headed right for them*
Nova: I got Falco, you get Fox!
Mako: Mission accepted.
Nova: Roger that. *makes giant claws come out of his knuckles*
Nova: *flies up to Falco's Arwing and tries to slash off the wing*
Falco: *does a barrel roll and whacks Nova in the face* Ha! That the best you can do you flying lizard!
Nova: *shakes his head* Not a chance! *appears behind Falco*
Slippy: *appears on the screen in Falco's Ship* Behind you Falco!!!!
Nova: Too late. *slashes off the jets on Falco's ship and it turns into a glider* Now you can't increase your speed, all you can do it fly to a stop! Give up now!
Falco: Never! *turns it around and shoot Nova with the lasers right in the head*
Nova: *starts to fall slightly, but rebounds back up* Like I said, your not going anywhere! *appears in front of Falco's Arwing*
Falco:*gasps*
Nova: *breaks the window and pulls out Falco* Got ya.
Falco: Crap!
Peppy: *appears on the screen* Falco, Falco. Come in Falco. What's going on?
Nova: *sees Peppy* OH MY GOD IT'S A BUNNY!!!! *starts going nuts and flipping out* Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, oh my God it's a bunny! *flies around in circles chanting bunny over and over and over…*
Falco: *pissed off* Hey! Don't forget I'm here!
Peppy: Who are you, and by the way I'm a hare.
Nova: *calms down immediately and stops flying around* Ok.
Peppy: O.o What was that about?
Falco: *shouts* I'll tell you some other time!
Nova & Falco: *fly away*
*meanwhile*
Mako: Eat my lasers Fox! *shoots lasers*
Fox: I would if you could hit me! Hah! *barrel rolls away and the lasers miss*
Mako: *growls* Damn!
Fox: My turn! *shoots at the Wolfen*
Mako: *braces herself for a blast which never comes* Why didn't I get hurt?
Nova: *flies up* Watching your back, I used the night shield!
Mako: Thanks bud! I'll give you some chocolate syrup later!
Nova: Yay! Chocolate syrup!
Falco: *grumbling*
Mako: Any last words Fox?
Fox: Ya. Mission, complete! *shoots lasers*
Mako: *breaks window of the Wolfen and falls*
*Wolfen Mako was in explodes seconds later*
Nova: *flies up and catches her* Oof, you're a lot heavier then you look!
Mako: *smacks him* It's my sword, dumbass!
Nova: Ok
Mako: Nice catch by the way, I was hoping you'd catch me. If not I would have fallen to a certain death.
Falco: Damn, then this would have been over!
Nova: No, but then again I could take over typing…
Mako: *laughs* Ya right bud! You type WAY to slow, it'd be three years till the next update!
Nova: Shut up! Anyways, get ready!
Mako: Wha…?
Nova: *chucks Mako at Fox's Arwing* Take him out!
Falco:*really pissed* Stop that! I'm still here!!!
Mako: *flying through the air* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *Lands on Fox's ship*
Fox: Damn!!
Mako: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *pulls out her sword out of… um… author's space… and slashes the window open*
Slippy & Peppy: *appear on the screen* What's going on Fox!
Mako: Bunny… Frog??? Whatever! *grabs Fox and pulls him out*
*Arwing starts to nose dive down to the ground with no pilot*
Fox: What the hell woman! Now we're dead!
Mako: *waves her finger* Nope. *grabs Fox and jumps off*
Fox: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mako: *chanting* Please be there Nova, please be there Nova, please be there Nova, please be there Nova….
Nova: *flies up and catches them on his back* Ack! Heavy!!!
Mako & Fox: Shut the hell up!
Nova: *flies up to the Great Fox and lands*
Mako: *jumps off Nova's back and tosses him a can of cheap imitation chocolate syrup*
Nova: Yay!!! *drops Falco, Fox flies off his back and Nova goes for what he thinks is quality chocolate syrup*
Fox & Falco: @-@ *swirley eyes, knocked out*
Mako: *grabs Falco and Fox and throws them into the cage which magically appeared in front of her*
Nova: *has chocolate syrup all over his face* ^-^ Burp! Hey, I know it's cheap imitation chocolate syrup, but hey, it's still chocolate syrup… I think *wipes off his face with the back of his hand and licks off the cheap imitation chocolate syrup*
Mako: Anyways, we have to find the other… um… characters *too lazy to count* and your nose knows where they are!
Other characters in the cage: *help Fox and Falco and try to wake them up*
*cage disappears to wherever Mako sends it*
Mako:… Nova.
Nova: *sniffs the air* Ack! All I smell is chocolate syrup!
Mako: Did you get some up your nose… again?
Nova: No, I think it'll pass.
Mako: Damn, looks like we gotta find them the old fashion way. *starts to walk off to the dorm area*
Nova: *follows her*
Mako: *makes a portal and they appear in the dorms* Ok, let's see, since we have most of the girls, lets just go and check the guys dorms.
Mako and Nova: *walk into the guys dorm, check the first room*
Nova: Where's that organ music coming from?
Mako: I dunno. *walks up to the bookcase, looks at a book and pulls out a book called 'Where the hell is that Organ Music coming from Dammit?' Bookcase moves revealing a passage way*
Nova: O.o;;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* How… original. *sarcastic* Never would have expected that.
Mako: Shut up and follow me!
Nova: *tries to fit in the passage, but gets stuck* Shit!
Mako: *turns around* You had to eat all that chocolate. Well, looks like I'm going solo.
Nova: Ok *walks backwards and gets unstuck* I'll be here… um… scooping out the area… ya, that's it!
Mako: … Ok. *walks up a ton of stairs, and the music gets louder. Finally she makes it to the top* Huff, pant, finally at the top! *passes out from exhaustion*
Mako: *wakes up when whoever's playing hits a wrong note*
????: Shit, I can never get that part right!
Mako: *walks into the room* Gasp, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: What, how did you find me!
Mako: *sighs* To make a long story short, I followed the organ music. How do you think that Link finds you in the Ocarina of Time?
Ganondorf: So that's how he does it!
Mako: Ya, well *makes a magic bubble around Ganondorf* Your coming with me.
Ganondorf: *inside the bubble* Damn, foiled again.
Mako: Now, let's go down those stairs *looks at all the stairs* But then again… *looks at Ganondorf*
*five minutes later*
Mako: Whoo hoo, this is so much fun!!!!! *riding Ganondorf and his bubble down all the stairs*
Ganondorf: *constantly hitting the stairs* Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…
Mako: *finally makes it to the bottom of the stairs* That was fun! *sees Nova sleeping on 3 beds that were quickly shoved together* NOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nova: *snot bubble pops* Wha…?
Mako: Were you sleeping the whole time?
Nova: Um, no. I caught Samus.
Mako: How. And what was she doing in the guy's dorm? And where is she?
Nova: She tried to shoot me with a missile, she thought I was one of those evil Brinstar thingies. I don't know why she was here, and frankly, I don't think I want to. And she's hanging from the ceiling.
Mako: *looks up and the ceiling and sees Samus hanging from it with rope* ….O.O Ok. That was disturbing.
Samus: I thought that this was the least likely place to be found. I didn't think anyone would look here.
Mako: Well, we had to because Nova's nose is broken.
Nova: By the way, were did you put the cage?
Mako: Hold on *makes the cage appear*
Nova: *grabs Samus and puts her in, kicks Ganondorf and his bubble into the cage, and as soon as he lands the bubble pops leaving one wet and pissed off Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Curse you organ music, curse you Nova, CURSE YOU MAKO!!!!
Samus: Well, at least you didn't hang from a ceiling for an hour.
Ganondorf: *dripping* Well, I was ridden down the stairs for 10 minutes!
Samus: Touché.
All others: *laughing their asses off*
Ganondorf: *growls, sits down in one of the corners*
*cage once again disappears and the laugher stops*
Mako: I think that the disappearing cage think is getting old.
Nova: Too bad, this is gonna happen a lot more until we find the rest of them!
Mako: Damn. *walks out of the room and tries the door but it's locked* Double damn. *pulls out her sword and cuts the door down*
Nova: *comes in too* O.o Oh my God!!!!!
Mako: It's full of Pikachu and Pichu pokédolls!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nova: Now THAT'S disturbing.
Mako: *nods* Triple damn.
Nova: Looks like we have to throw every single one into…
*cage pops into the room*
Zelda: What, we're back already???
Young Link: That was fast. We just left the other room a couple minutes ago.
Mako: No we don't have to throw them all in! All we have to do it light them all on fire! The ones that move are the real Pokéchus!!!!
Peach: No, not my pokédoll collection!
Samus: Why on Earth do you have a collection of pokédolls of Pikachu and Pichu in the guy's dorms???
Link: So that's what's in the locked room. I just though it was the supply room!
Everyone: *stares at Peach*
Peach: *-* *goes starry eyed* Oh, I just love those cute little, fluffy pokédolls!
Mako: *-* *does starry eyed too* I know, I just love them too!!!
Nova: But, since we don't know which ones are real, we have to burn them all!
Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! They're the two in the corner!!!
Pikachu & Pichu: *shiver* CHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Nova: *grabs them and quickly throws them into the cage so they don't shock him*
Pikachu: Pika chu pika pika chu, pi.
Pichu: Pi, pi chu pi, chu chu pi.
Jigglypuff: Jig jiggly puff jiggly.
Everyone except Kirby & the Pokémon: o.O *confused*
Kirby: They said that they never though anyone would find then here.
Peach: I know everyone one of my pokédolls and I arrange then every day! Those two just didn't fit in!
Samus: Uh, Kirby, how do you understand them?
Kirby: It's actually like Morse code. But it takes a while to understand.
Ganondorf: *still dripping wet* Must be because you look so much like the other marshmallow.
Kirby: Yup… I mean hey!!!
Zelda: Actually, you do, especially if you inhale and copy Jigglypuff's power.
Link: *nods his head*
Falco: *laying on the ground relaxing* Happily we didn't have to stuff all of those stupid stuffed dolls in here, there would be no room!
Fox: Ya, I need my room. *stretches out and relaxes from his position on the floor* Hey, wanna know what would be nice?
Link: What?
Fox: Some pillows.
Falco: Ya that would be real nice.
Falco & Fox: *stare at Mako and Nova*
Mako: Ok, ok *makes a bunch of fluffy pillows rain from the sky* Happy?
Fox and Falco: *buried in pillows, so they sound muffled* Yes!
Nova: Now, if anyone gets mad, you guys can have a giant pillow fight.
Young Link: Really?
Nova: Yes, really really.
Young Link: Awesome!!!! Zelda never lets me mess up my room and have a pillow fight! *grabs a pillow and whacks Zelda* That's for never letting me have a pillow fight!
Zelda: Why you little.. *grabs a pillow and thwacks Young Link in the head*
Young Link: *goes flying into Link*
Young Link & Link: *on the floor*
Falco: Hey, stop using our pillows!
Fox: Ya, we asked for them!
Mako: Now, children, learn how to share.
Fox & Falco: *grumble, grumble* Fine!
Fox: Just because you gave us the pillows!
Falco: But we get to keep 100 each.
Mako: Lets see, 200–1, 000= 800, so deal!
Fox & Falco: Yay!!!! *lay down and go to sleep on the pillows*
Mako: Ok, I think that's enough from them…
*cage disappears with a loud pop*
Nova: Ow, my frickin ears!
Mako: Do you even have ears?
Nova: No, I just copied the Simpsons.
Mako: Ok, well, that did hurt my ears, so I'll cut down on the pop next time.
Nova: Ok.
Mako: By the way, is your nose still broken?
Nova: *sniffs and sneezes* Yep.
Mako: Damn. *looks at all the doors* Well, since Samus thought that hiding the guys dorm was a good idea, maybe someone's on the girls dorms! They have less rooms!!!
Nova: Ok. I think it's this way. *walks out the door, kicking one of the pikachu dolls on the way out. Stops, and goes back and stomps on it*
Mako: Stop that! Or else you'll have to pay Peach back for it!
Nova: Ok. *walks into the hallways and up to a door that says 'Girls Dorms' in neon pink letters* Ok, I think it's through here!
Mako: *smacks her forehead on the wall* No duh! And I can guess who designed that sign… *cough, hack*Peach*couch, hack*
Nova: Ya, you can tell.
*they walk through the hall and see a door*
Mako: I'll get this room, you get the next one, and it'll go faster this way!
Nova: *in Squall mode* …whatever.
Mako: *walks into the pink room with pink curtains and pink sheets and pink furniture and pink… everything* Ack! My eyes, too much pink!!!!! *shields her eyes with her hand, squints and walks further into the room.
????: Pink it just my favorite colour! I'm so happy we came here! We should paint out room pink!
Mako: *to herself* What, who could that be. Peach is already in the cage, and I don't know anyone else who likes pink! *walks to the door and shouts* Nova, come here!!!
Nova: *appears a second later* Ya?
Mako: What took you so long?
Nova: Zelda's room is all purple. It's all camouflaged. I tripped over a purple stool!
Mako: Wait till you see this. *opens the door wider*
Nova: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! PINK!!!!!!!!!!!! *backs up and stumbles shielding his eyes and hits the wall* Oof! Wait, I got it! *paints the whole room blood red using Mako's borrowed author powers* Much better. *strolls into the room*
Mako: Why didn't I think of that? Well, We have to change it back later. Anyways *whispers* Someone's in the closet!
Nova: So? *opens the door and Roy and Marth fall out*
Mako: Ya, *rolls her eyes* I wonder what you guys are doing in there?
Nova: I think everyone knows. *chough, hack*makeoutsession*chough hack*
Marth & Roy: *blush, and stand up*
Mako: Ok, now who's the pink freak?!?!?
Marth: *opens his mouth to talk*
Nova: We mean OTHER then Peach.
Marth: *shuts his mouth*
Roy: *Slowly and shyly raises his hand*
Nova & Mako: O.o Wasn't expecting that.
Roy: Please don't tell anyone!
Mako: *smiles* Sure.
Nova: Worry, your secrets not safe with me. *Mako elbows Nova in the stomach hard* I mean, I won't tell anyone… unless I find the need to blackmail you.
Roy: *sigh of relief* Thanks.
Marth: Ok, what now?
Roy: You guys did find us after all.
Mako: Aw, so courteous. You guys don't try and run like everyone else.
Nova: Ya, but then again, where can they go, out the window?
Marth& Roy: *look at the window*
Mako: Don't even think about it, and plus, they're probably die from the fall.
Marth& Roy: *sigh in defeat and look away from the window*
Mako: Ok, now it's time for our super duper, trust rusty, handy dandy, cage!
*cage appears in a puff of smoke*
Mako, Nova, Roy, & Marth: *cough, hack*
*all the smoke clears, the smashers that are captured are seen in the middle of a giant pillow fight which Ganondorf is clearly winning because he's strong and bigger then everyone else and plus he's mad because they laughed at him before because he was used as a human sled in a bubble. They all freeze and turn to look at Mako, Nova, Roy, and Marth, except Fox and Falco who are relaxing on their pillows with their reflector shields on watching the pillows bounce off of them*
Mako: Sorry to interrupt.
Marth & Roy: O.o;;;;;;;; Do we have to do in there???
Nova: Yes. Yes you do.
Marth: *depressed* Damn.
Nova: Look on the bright side, if they get you mad you can slash open the pillows with your swords!
Roy: *cheers up* That's right! And I can light them on fire!
Marth: Ya, he's a pyro.
Mako: Ok, and since you where so nice and not try to run away, you don't get chucked in like almost everyone else was.
Nova: *ushers in Marth and Roy*
*Marth and Roy walk in and Marth sits on the pillow and Roy sits in Marth's lap*
Marth & Roy: ^-^ *smile*
Everyone else: *look at them, and continue on with the pillow fight, making sure to avoid hitting Marth and Roy because they like the pillows and don't want them to get destroyed, and also avoid Fox and Falco because if they hit them the pillow reflects and they get hit instead as Jigglypuff learned the hard way*
Mako & Nova: *look at the chaos in the cage*
Nova: I think we're gonna need a bigger cage soon.
*cage vanished in a puff of less smoke and less pop then last time so Mako and Nova are not reduced to coughing piles of… flesh?*
Mako: Ok *pulls out a list of people that have been captured so far* all we need now are 11 more characters. Good. Whoo. Hoo. Joy.
Nova: Yes it is, and guess what?
Mako: *rubs her temples* What is it?
Nova: My nose is not broken anymore! It's fixed, and unclogged!
Mako: Finally, some GOOD news. Now get that nose to work!
Nova: *sniff the air* To the Batmobile… I mean… F-Zero Face track! I smell cheap cologne and *sniff sniff* unholy flames!
Mako: That can only be two people! Captain Falcon and Mewtwo!
*they disappear and reappear at the F-Zero Race Track*
Nova: Ok, now all we have to do is just from F-Zero racer to F-Zero racer and find the Blue Falcon and break open the window and grab Captain Falcon.
Mako: What about Mewtwo?
Nova: I haven't gotten that far yet.
Mako: -.-;;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* Great. Ok, you find Mewtwo and I'll get Captain Falcon.
Mako: *skips away and jumps from car to car. Then she turns around* Um, Nova, what does the Blue Falcon look like?
Nova: Stupid woman!
Mako: Hey!
Nova: Just look for a car that has Blue Falcon written on the side of it.
Mako: Thanks Nova! *continues skipping from car to car*
Nova: She's weird. *flies off towards the Falcon Flyer*
Mako: *skips along and checks the label of every car until she finds the Blue Falcon. She jumps in front of the car and looks into the windshield* Hello?
Captain Falcon: What they hell, that's the biggest bug I've ever seen! *swerves off to the side and stops the car*
Mako: *steaming mad* I'm not a bug! I'm Mako Tsunami!
Captain Falcon: Um, so?
Mako: O.o;;;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* You don't remember? I have a dragon, we're here to capture all the Smash Bros. Melee characters?
Captain Falcon: Oh ya, now I remember. So? What about it?
Mako: *mumbling* He's got the IQ of a peanut! *starts speaking normally* Um, so I'm gonna capture you!
Captain Falcon: Fine. Whatever. As long as I don't lose my race.
Mako: Man, he's as dense as water! *punched Captain Falcon in the face*
Captain Falcon: @.@ *knocked out*
Mako: *sigh. Grabs captain Falcon and hops from car to car dragging him along* I hope Nova had better luck and more fun.
*meanwhile*
Nova: *flies over to the Falcon Flyer and sees Mewtwo training on it*
Mewtwo: Hm? *looks up sees Nova and prepares a Shadow Ball attack*
Nova: Wow, this might actually be a challenge! He's actually serious!
Mewtwo: Hm. This should be interesting.
Nova: *appears behind Mewtwo with his claws sticking out only to find Mewtwo ready for his back attack*
Mewtwo: Hm, pretty good. But not good enough! *shoots Nova with a fully charged Shadow Ball*
Nova: *once again uses night shield and protects himself, deflecting the attack so it hits Mewtwo instead*
Mewtwo: *flies backwards, but gets back up and starts floating forwards towards Nova*
Nova: *being the shadow dragon he is, waits until Mewtwo gets close enough and then uses Nova Strike attack to finish him off*
Mewtwo: *uses teleport to dodge the attack and appears in front of Nova which stuns him momentarily and Mewtwo uses his disable attack. Then he grabs Nova and throws him off the Flacon Flyer and shoots him with multiple small Shadow Balls*
Nova: *flies off and falls back onto the ship. Mewtwo charges up to finish him off, but just then…*
Mewtwo: *gets whacked by a floating platform, breaking his concentration*
Nova: *takes advantage of Mewtwo's moment of weakness and flies up to Mewtwo and grabs his tail. He flies up and uses his finishing move, Meteor Crash. This is when he throws the enemy and they plunge to the ground and he throws a big black and silver fireball causing the enemies current velocity to double and they hit the ground and the fireball explodes. This attack leaves behind a very KO'd Mewtwo and very destroyed Falcon Flyer and a very energy drained Nova*
Mako: *chooses this time to bounce onto what once was the Flacon Flyer* Um, I see you got Mewtwo, but did you really have to waste so much energy and destroy the ship?
Nova: Yes, Mewtwo is psychic and a very tough opponent. He don't give up easy. I can destroy someone that strong, but being psychic he can predict my moves. *passes out*
Mako: Ok there. Nova, want some chocolate?
Nova: ……… @.@ *out cold*
Mako: Ok, and some peanut butter?
Nova: …….. @.@ *still passed out*
Mako: Hm, food just won't cut it this time. Guess I have to use the big guns *pulls out 10 pounds of chocolate and peanut butter and shoves it in his face*
Nova: ……… *wakes up, eats all the food* Thanks……. *passes out again*
Mako: Well, my plans screwed. Guess I gotta do this myself. *sighs*
*cage appears in the sky and falls and hits the ground*
Mako: Ooppsies, guess my aim was a little off.
Everyone in the cage: @.@ *dazed and confused, the pillows are lying scattered all around them*
Ganondorf: *gets enough sense together to say* A LITTLE OFF!!!!!!!!!!! We just survived a 10-foot fall to the ground!!!!!
*Ganondorf's yelling wakes everyone else up*
Mako: That's not the point. *puts Mewtwo into a bubble, but not a wet one like Ganondorf, because he is a hazard to himself and others*
Ganondorf: *wails* No fair, I got all wet!!!
Mako: I like Mewtwo more then I like you! :P
Zelda: Be quiet you big baby!
Link: Ya, I wish you were this easy to beat in Ocarina of Time.
Kirby: *pokes Nova through the bars* What happened to him?
Mako: Long story. Ask Mewtwo when he comes around *floats Mewtwo in the bubble into the cage, Picks up Captain Falcon and flips him into the cage*
Pikachu: Pika pi!! *runs over to Mewtwo*
Pichu & Jigglypuff: *follow to help their fellow Pokémon*
Mewtwo: *knocked out/half dead*
Mako: *sings* Pokémon, gotta catch'em all!!!!!!
All: *stare at Mako*
Mako: ^-^;;;;;;; What, it seamed like a good idea at the time!
Nova: *struggling to get up* Little help here???
Mako: *Walks over to him, gives him a max tomato*
Nova: *good as new* I feel great!!!
Kirby: Yay!!!! Max tomatoes from my game! My favorite!
Mako: Oh ya. Mewtwo might need this later. *max tomato appears in front of Kirby*
Kirby: *looks at it drooling*
Jigglypuff: Jigg! *slaps Kirby*
Peach: Ya, that's for Mewtwo you pig!
Kirby: *sad* Ok…….
*bubble around Mewtwo disappears and the cage goes in reverse and flies up into the sky and disappears in a puff of cloud*
Nova: How can something disappear in a puff of cloud?
Mako: *smacks him* It doesn't matter. It just did.
Nova: *sniff sniff* Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!! My nose!!!!!!!
Mako: What did you smell??? I didn't know anyone other then DK smell bad.
Nova: Even worse, Ness AND DK!!!!!!!!!
Mako: Ew, glad I don't have a super sensitive dragon nose.
Nova: Yuck! Barf Bleh! *walks off* This way.
Mako: *follows*
Nova: *leads them to the Congo Jungle arena* See, they're wet! They reek!
Mako: When's the last time DK took a bath??? *puts a clothespin on her nose*
Nova: I don't know, and I don't want to know. But it don't matter! Wet monkey hair! Ew!
DK: Quiet you! I'm a gorilla you idiot!
Mako: *voice is deformed because of the clothespin on her nose* OK, I'll take care of this one! *makes a really strong wind come up and dry both DK and Ness off*
Nova: *grabs them both* I never want to go through this again.
Mako: By the way, what ARE you two doing?
Ness: I accidentally *snicker* made DK fall into the water, and then he almost drowned! *laughs*
DK: Shut up! But then I grabbed him and threw him in!
Ness: But I used my psychic powers and saved myself from drowning!
DK: *grumble grumble* Stupid little psychic midget hobbit.
*cage appears floating on the water*
Nova: *hurls them both in the cage but they don't get hurt because they land on the pillows* Ew, I touched DK, he touched me!!!
Mako: *sprays him with disinfectant* Better?
Nova: Better butter, butter better.
Mako: O.o …………Ok. I think your better then.
*in the cage*
Roy: *sleeping on Marth*
Marth: ^-^ *happily petting him*
Everyone else: *pause the never-ending pillow fight*
Samus: How much longer until we get out?
Mako: Wait, *mumbles to herself* plus 5, carry the 6, minus 1 *yells* NEVER! *evil laughter* Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Captain Falcon: Hey, when can I go back and win that race?
Nova: *evil* You already won Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon: Really? *looks at them*
Mako: ………………….. suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Captain Falcon: Yay! I rock! What do I get as a prize?
Nova: ………you……get……..to sit beside Zelda!
Zelda: Hell no! Link sits beside me!
Link: ^-^ *smiles, hugs Zelda* I love you too!
Zelda: *hugs Link* But I won't let that, that thing sit beside me!
Nova: *whispers* It's ok, I'll just make an illusion so he'll be happy and shut up, hopefully for the rest of the chapter.
Zelda: *whispers* Ok, thanks a lot!
Nova: *makes Captain Falcon a cheap imitation Zelda doll*
Zelda: ^-^ *smile, smile. Hugs Link*
Link: ^-^ *happy*
Fox: *lying on his mountain of pillows relaxed which he named 'Mount Kirby Wannabee'* Wanna know the best thing in the world?
Falco: *also relaxing on a mountain of pillows he's named 'Mount Falco'* What is that Fox?
Fox: Relaxing and watching pillows bounce off of our reflector shields and hit the person back.
Falco: *relaxed* Ya………. How many times has that happened so far?
Fox: Let me see, both of our totals combined are 232, 543, 674, 125.
Falco: And it was funny every single time. *pillow bounces off the reflector shield and hits Kirby in the head*
Falco & Fox: *laughing* Now it's 232, 543, 674, 126. *laugh even more*
Kirby: *tries to climb up 'Mount Kirby Wannabee'* Whee!
Fox: *pissed off* Screw off you mountain wannabee, pillow stealing bastard! *pulls out his laser and shoot Kirby rapidly*
Kirby: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… etc. *gets mad* Fine, here's your stupid pillow back! *chucks it at Fox*
Fox: *puts up his reflector shield. Pillow flies back at Kirby*
Kirby: @.@ *Swirley eyed and falls off the pillow mountain*
Fox & Falco: *laugh*
Fox: *walks down, puts the pillow back into place, lies down again*
Everyone: *goes right back into the pillow fight*
Young Link: *accidentally smacks Roy*
Roy: *wakes up, looks ready to kill*
Marth: *trying to calm him down* It's ok, it's only one pillow!
Roy: No, I was in the middle of nice nap and I was comfy and warm, now he's dead! *walks over to Young Link pulling out his sword*
Young Link: *laughing, throws 5 more*
Roy: *dodges them all, charges up his Flare Blade, hits Young Link*
Young Link: *flies away somewhere. Through the cage, that magically repairs itself. Everyone watches him turn into a star*
Roy: *puts his sword away and everyone watches him sit back down in Marth's lap*
Marth: *puts his arms around Roy. Glares at everyone. They all quickly look away nervously*
Nova: That was weird. *flies after Young Link and throws him back in* I think everyone learned a lesson, never hit Roy.
Everyone except Marth & Roy: *nod and go back to their pillow fight*
Marth & Roy: *smile*
Mako: Enough from the peanut gallery over there.
*cage goes bye bye*
Nova: Peanut butter *drools*
Mako: Not right now Nova, we still have 7 more to find. Thank God.
Nova: *tears* Peanut butter…. *sniff sniff* I smell drugs. *sniffs more* And polar bears.
Mako: *nods* Dr. Mario, and Ice Climbers. *jumps onto Nova's back and they fly away to the Icicle Mountain*
Nova: *lands, Mako jumps off his back* Man, do I ever hate cold. *shivers, and burns a Topi* Better. *warms himself*
Mako: We can use a tree! *pulls out a tree and catches in on fire and uses it as a torch*
Nova: *sniff sniff* Over there. *jump up a couple platforms, can see Dr. Mario, Popo and Nana sitting there*
Mako: What's going on?
Dr. Mario: These-a pills are the best-a!
Popo: Ya Dr. Mario!
Nana: Popo got sick, so we called Dr. Mario. He came and they ate purple pills, now they're both as high as runaway kites.
Nova: Well, this should be easy. *picks up Popo and Dr. Mario, lets Nana ride on his back*
Nana: I feel like queen in a parade! *does the Queen Elizabeth wave to invisible fans*
Mako: *pissed off because they left her* Hey! Nova, your toast!
Nova: *perks up* Toast?
Mako: *runs after them while the whole arena is moving up and down* No, I mean your dead!!!
*later*
Mako: *huff, puff* God, do I ever *pant* hate that arena! If has to *puff* move so much! *pant pant* I almost fell down to my doom *catches her breath* about 543, 705 times!
Nova: I hate it too! Hey, what happened to that torch?
Mako: *shrugs* I dunno? *checks security camera, the whole arena is burned down* Whoops.
Nova: At least it's warmer. Better get rid of these two fast! They think I'm food!
Dr. Mario & Popo: *gnawing on Nova's tail and arms*
Popo: This is some really tough chicken!
Dr. Mario: *stupidly* Ya, and big too! *looks at the 3 Nova's only he sees in his messed up mind* And lot's of 3!
*cage appears out of a giant of Dr. Mario pill*
Nana: That was strange.
Mako: O.o Never happened before.
Nova: I thought it was funny! *laughs, throwing a very high Popo and Dr. Mario, and gently places Nana in*
Mewtwo: *finally wakes up* Ugh, my me. *gets up and sees Nova, point to Nova* Arg, it's the spawn of Satan!
Nova: *point to himself* You talking about me?
Mewtwo: Hell ya!
Nova: I don't come from hell, I only visit! And at least I didn't come from a test tube!
Mewtwo: *steaming mad* That's it! Come here and say that to my face!
Nova: Fine. *walks up to the bars*
Nova & Mewtwo: *in a huge fight, throwing insults at each other*
Pikachu, Pichu, & Jigglypuff: *dancing and rejoicing because Mewtwo is better. And Mewtwo is after all, one of the most powerful Pokémon of all time*
Kirby: *sits and stares in awe at Nova and Mewtwo* It's like a battle of the Titans.
Link: Your only saying that because they're bigger then you.
Kirby: Nova's twice your size and Mewtwo is taller then you!
Link: *looks at them* Your right, it is like a battle of the Titans. *sits down beside Kirby mesmerized and watches*
Zelda: Link, what are you doing?
Link: *point at Mewtwo and Nova trying to claw at each other, answers but never looks away from them* Watching them.
Zelda: *looks, sits down beside Link and watches*
Mewtwo: Let's take this outside!
Nova: No, you're in the cage! And guess you put you there! *really proud*
Mewtwo: *slyly* Your just to scared to face me.
Nova: *pissed off* No. Bloody. Way! *slashes the cage open, Mewtwo steps out*
Mewtwo: Bring. It. On.
*cage, magically repairs itself*
Ganondorf: This cage breaks! Link come here and we'll see once and for all who's stronger!
Link: *still watching, never looks away* Watching them fight. *points to Nova and Mewtwo who are flying towards each other, each ready with a dark attack*
Ganondorf: What, you fool, how can… *looks at them, sits down and watches*
Young Link: Hey, whatcha lookin at Zeldy?
Zelda: *points*
Young Link: *looks* Wow, pretty fire *sits in front of Zelda*
Falco: *looks at Mewtwo and Nova from his spot at the top of 'Mount Falco'* Hey Fox!
Fox: *relaxing, doesn't hear him*
Falco: Fox, FOX! Damn *pulls out his laser and shoots Fox who's reflector was down*
Fox: What the hell! Falco! What are you…
Falco: *cuts him off* Look at them.
Fox: *looks* They're good. Very good. *keeps watching*
*insert evil cackles here*
Jigglypuff: *flies up to see what everyone's looking at* Jiggly…. *signal to the Pokémon*
Pikachu & Pichu: *stop dancing and look. Immediately stop, and sit down. Realize they can't see because they're all so short and walk up to the front of the group and sit*
Marth: *looks at Mewtwo and Nova both charging up attacks* Wow. *pokes Roy who's falling asleep*
Roy: *shoots straight awake* What? Marth, why did you…
Marth: *cuts him off* Look. *points at Nova and Mewtwo*
Roy: Wow, that's better then pro wrestling! *turns and repositions himself so he can see better*
*evil laughter is heard*
Peach: Hey Zelda.
Zelda: *doesn't respond right away*
Peach: Zelda? *tilts her head and looks at Zelda*
Zelda: *answers not looking and Peach* Yes?
Peach: Want to go and have another picnic?
Zelda: *distractedly answers* No. I'm busy watching Mewtwo and Nova go all out at each other.
Peach: Really? Cool. *sits and watches*
Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, DK and Nana: *stop doing whatever they were and watch Mewtwo and Nova beat the crap out of each other*
Dr. Mario & Popo: *still high*
Dr. Mario: Look at the pink leprechauns!
Popo: Ya, they're all dancing merrily!
Dr. Mario: Arg! That one's stripping!
Popo: Ewies, I didn't need to see that!
Dr. Mario & Popo: *continue talking about the pink leprechauns*
Mako: *totally lost* Ok, what's going on?
Everyone: *points at Nova and Mewtwo*
Mako: So? Ok, we really have to finish this soon. *walks up to Mewtwo, grabs him and throws him back in. Grabs Nova and stops him from going after Mewtwo*
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Mewtwo: Let me back at him! I almost had him!
Nova: *struggling* Mako stop! I almost had him!
Nova & Mewtwo: *glare at each other*
Mako: That's enough. *flips her wrist and the cage along with a very pissed off Mewtwo disappear* Nova?
Nova: *still pissed off* What do you want woman?
Mako: Stop it, we only have a couple more to find.
Nova: So? I wanted to finish that battle!
Mako: *sighs, gives him cheap imitation chocolate*
Nova: *happily eats it* Ok, ready to go! *inhale* There! I smell paper, bacon, and eggs!!
Mako: Ok *follows a perky and bouncing Nova to the Final Destination Arena* Ok, all I see is Yoshi.
Yoshi: *looks at them and gulps* Yoshi?
Nova: *flies up to him*
Yoshi: *tries to eat Nova and fails*
Nova: *grabs Yoshi's tongue and throw him into the cage which magically appeared just then*
Mako: Ok, what about that paper and bacon smell?
Nova: *sniff sniff* It's coming from *point to right side of the arena* there.
Mako: Weird, there's nothing there…
*suddenly the background of the arena changes from the darkness of space to the bright happiness of the meadow*
G&W: Beep bleep buzz!!!! *uses his attack that looks like he's throwing bacon at the enemy*
Nova: Ah ha! It's Mr. Game and Watch!!! Or as I like to call him, flat man!
Mako: I see, because he's all black, so he blended in with the background, but now it's all bright and happy, so we can see him!
Nova: Let's go and get flat man!
Mako: *nods*
Nova and Mako: *run up to him grab him and chuck him in*
G&W: *floats down to the bottom like the piece of 2D paper he is* Buzz beep bleep!
Nova: How are we going to make sure he doesn't escape. He is flat after all so he can make it through.
Mako: Hm…. *ponders for a bit* I know! *makes all of her grade 9 notes, tests, assignments, homework, etc. fall on top of his leg*
G&W: *stuck under a huge pile of paper that reaches up higher then you can see* Beep!
Fox: Wow. That's a lot of paper.
Young Link, Ice Climbers & Ness: I don't want to go to high school!
Samus: *looks up in awe* Damn, that's a BIG pile of homework!
Yoshi: *nods and agrees* Yoshi.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly jig puff puff jiggly!
Everyone: O.o
Mako: Run that by me again? In English?
Kirby: *translates* She says, "What's homework?"
Mako: *sighs* If you don't already know, you don't want to.
Link: Ok, we'll just knock in over and then Game and Watch can go and get help!
DK: Good idea!
Nova: One thing, if you touch that pile of paper then it's strangely morph into a giant paper monster and eat you.
Everyone: *don't care and walk towards the pile*
Mako: And if you touch it you have to do my homework for all of next year, and there will be even more!!!!!
Everyone: *backs away in fear*
G&W: *stuck under the paper* Beep! *reaches out for help*
Ganondorf: Um, no. We'll leave you there.
Nana: Ya, maybe you can get out yourself!
G&W: *struggles to get out*
Ness: But then again…. *watched Game and Watch sweatbubble* Maybe not.
Zelda: Let's just set up a shield so no one touches it and have to do homework.
Everyone: *agrees*
Zelda: *puts Nayru's Love around the paper and Game and Watch*
Nova: *laughs* Hahahahaha! Flat man's stuck!
Mako: You are the weakest link
Link & Young Link: *interrupt* Hey!
Mako: Goodbye!
*cage vanishes*
Mako: *looks up at the last line* Ooooooooooo, a new word! I love the thesaurus!
Nova: I wonder where Celery, Tomato, and Turtle are.
Mako: ?????
Nova: Mario is Tomato cuz he's round and red, Luigi's Celery cuz he's tall…er then Mario and green, and Bowser is Turtle cuz he's a giant, mutated, scaly, old, mean turtle!
Mako: ……….. Mario does look like a deformed tomato! Luigi does look like demented celery! And Bowser is a giant, mutated, scaly, old, mean turtle!
Nova: See, I'm smart!
Mako:………… *pets him* Sure you are.
*suddenly Bowser, Mario and Luigi fall from the sky*
Luigi & Mario: *lands on their buts* Ow-a!!!
Bowser: *lands creating a small earthquake*
Luigi: Mario, why-a do we talk-a with-a these cheap-a Italian accents?
Mario: I dunno, that's-a how-a Nintendo created us! Ever play-a Mario 64??
Luigi: Let's stop then. I think we're starting scare people.
Mario: Good idea!
Nova: *evil laughter* Now we got you pasta boys!!
Mario: Not yet!!!
Bowser: *evil cackle. Changes into Giga Bowser and taunts*
Mario: *changes into the Master Hand and evil laughter comes from…. Wherever it comes from since the Master Hand has no mouth*
Luigi: *changes into Crazy Hand, followed by maniacal laughter*
Mako: O.o That was weird. I didn't know that Luigi and Mario were the Master and Crazy hands!
Luigi/Crazy Hand: We needed more money!
Mario/Master Hand: We get paid more if we double our characters!
Nova: That is weird *flies up to the Crazy Hand and stabs him with his claws*
Crazy Hand: *changes back into Luigi*
Luigi: @.@ *KO'd*
Mako: Well that was easy and not a bad idea! *runs up to Master Hand pulling out her sword. Slashes him in half*
Master Hand: *changes back into and very unconscious Mario*
Mario: @.@ *joins Luigi in swirley eye land*
Nova: Good one, too bad they can't do that in the game! It would make it easier!
Mako: Ya well, I have author powers and I want to finish this chapter! I mean look at it! It's 30 pages so far! My hands are getting tired!
Nova: Ok, then let's double team Turtle over there!
Mako: *nods* Sure. It's fast and easy!
Mako & Nova: *charge towards Giga Bowser who looks freaked out because Master and Crazy Hand were beaten so fast. They attack from opposite sides and both stab him at the same time*
Giga Bowser: Damn, I failed! *changes back into non-Giga Bowser*
Non-Giga Bowser: @.@ *out cold*
Nova: Yay! Now we have all the characters! Lets get them in there!
Mako: Yes! Finally! *shoves Luigi, Mario, and Bowser into the cage that is there because they need it now*
Peach: *runs over to Mario and takes care of him*
Nova: *lifts the cage and moves it to one side of the arena* Looks like we're staying here folks!
Mako: Ya, ok, now we have all 25 characters and my hands are VERY happy to hear that.
Nova: Ya *jumps over to the other side. Suddenly a laser cage appears*
Mako: Now that we finally have them all, we can get rid of this cheap metal cage that would probably break if you even bothered to try.
Nova: Ya *flies up to the rusty metal cage, picks it up, and dumps everyone inside, the pile of paper magically does not fall over because it's protected by Nayru's Love*
Everyone: *fall in* Ouch!
Nova: Sorry Peach, Zelda, and Nana!
Kirby: So you mean that this whole time I've been sitting in a cage that I could have easily gotten out of if I had even didn't try hard!
Mako: *thinks a minute* Ya. Probably.
Everyone: *pissed off*
Nova: See look. *pokes a bar on the cage and it all crumbles into a pile of dust which is quickly swept away by the wind*
Ganondorf: Damn.
Zelda: Hey, maybe this cage will fall apart too!
Link: That's not a bad idea!
Zelda: Well I DO have the Triforce of Wisdom.
Ganondorf: Stupid Zelda, thinking she's so high and mighty. I should have taken the Triforce of Wisdom! Then everyone would congratulate ME for thinking of good ideas! Instead I had to take this stupid Triforce of Power!
Samus: Let's try it.
Zelda: Ok, I'll just go and…
Link: *looks sad thinking she's gonna die*
Zelda: Grab Jigglypuff and chuck it at the wall!!! *and she does just that*
Ganondorf: *complaining* Stupid Triforce of Power! What did you ever do for me??? *changes into Ganon* I forgot about that!
*but at that very moment, Zelda threw Jigglypuff, and Jigglypuff ricochet off the wall and hit Ganon in the head, bounces off and ricochet off the wall and hit Ganon in the head, bounce off… you get the picture*
Ganon: *getting hit repeatedly* Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… etc.
Jigglypuff: *hitting the wall and Ganon repeatedly*Jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, etc.
Nova: So as you can see, this cage quite real and state of the art. Also, instead of the lasers being red, we can change them invisible so we can see you! *control pad appears in front of him. Pushes a button and the lasers turn invisible, Jigglypuff is still bouncing off the laser bars and hitting Ganon*
Mako & Nova: *rolling on the ground laughing their asses off*
Falco: *from the top of 'Mount Falco' shoots Jigglypuff with his gun so she stops bouncing*
Jigglypuff: @.@ *dazed, dizzy, confused* Jiggly jigg puff.
Kirby: She says "Thanks… I think."
Mako: *wipes a tear from her eye* Nice job with the cage Nova!
Nova: *bows* Thanks.
Roy: But now it is pretty crowed in here….
Everyone: *looks at Ganon who takes up half the room*
Ganon: Sorry *changes back into Ganondorf* Man, but I do have a killer headache now!
Mako: Too bad! You know, for an evil villain mastermind, you do complain a lot.
Nova: Mako, double up the size of the arena will ya?
Mako: Sure *waves her hand, arena doubles in size, cage also doubles*
Everyone: *cheers*
Fox and Falco: *cheer harder because they have twice as many pillows*
Nova: Anyways, this has been really tiring catching all you little bastards. So I'm going to bed. *lies down and falls asleep instantly*
Mako: *yawn* Me too. Here you guys go to sleep too. *makes a bunch of blankets appear and they already have enough pillows*
Yoshi: Yoshi!
DK: Ya, but we're not tired!
Everyone: *nod*
Mako: *glares murderously* I said, your going to sleep.
All: Eep. Ok. *spread out and make sleeping arrangements*
Mako: Good. *summons a nice big bed, hops in, and lies down* Good night, or morning, or afternoon or whatever time it is!
Nova: Shut the hell up woman. I wanna go to sleep. *lies back down on the floor* Snore……..
Everyone: Snore………
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Mako: Alleluia, it's the end of this chapter!
Nova: Ya, that was tiring.
Mako: But I wanted to include everyone. I don't know why, but I did.
Nova: If we get some more reviews we'll continue this.
Mako: Hell, if we get no more we'll review we'll probably continue this for our own sick and twisted amusement. And in the next chapter we start with the torture! Well, if you actually read it all and made it down here, please let us know what you think and hit the purple button at the bottom and REVIEW.
Nova: Ya, I don't think it was that bad…. Long…. But not that bad.
Mako: Ya. Ok, so stop reading this crap and review!!!!
Nova: Um, ya beautiful.
Mako: Anyways, I can't believe that we actually got reviews! Whoo hoo! Really, I wasn't expecting any. Thanks for reviewing, and not flaming, makes me feel better. Anyways, same warnings apply, Marth/Roy shounen- ai, meaning they're gay, just for your info if ya didn't know that.
Anything between * * is actions
Nova: Ok, let's go!
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Mako: Ok Nova, let's get looking for 'em!
Nova: Ya, I love hide and go seek!
Mako: Me too, especially since when we find them the actual propose of this fic can be achieved. *Smile*
Nova: o.o Ok, anyways, we should go to the underground tunnels of Hyrule Castle first!
Mako: Why should we go there first, I think I saw some of them run off over there.
Nova: I smell food, and wherever food is, Kirby is.
Mako: Sometimes your nose and obsession with food come in handy. *makes a portal to Hyrule Castle*
*Mako and Nova jump into the portal and appear in Hyrule Castle*
Mako: *plop. Falls on her ass* Owies.
Nova: Hey, is that Kirby!
Mako: Congratulations, you were right…. For once.
Kirby: *looks up in fear and sees Mako and Nova, stops having a fill- your-face event with Jigglypuff and bolt to the nearest exit*
Jigglypuff: Puff! *runs after Kirby*
Nova: *Disappears and appears in front of them*
Kirby: *freezes in fear*
Jigglypuff: *smashes into Kirby and sends them both flying into Nova's arms*
Nova: *grabs them and heads over to where Mako is standing * I got the marshmallows!
Kirby: *looks annoyed* I'm not a marshmallow!!!
Mako: *ignores Kirby* Good job Nova! *Pats Nova on the head*
Nova: *looks up…er… down at Mako* Chocolate Bar *Tilts his head*
Mako: Fine *tosses him a Coffee Crisp*
Nova: *Gulps in down in one bit before it touches the ground* ^-^ *munch* Thank *cruch* you *munch crunch* very *gulp* much!
Kirby: *squirms in Nova's arm…er…hand* I'm not a marshmallow! I dunno about Jigglyfruit over here… But I know I'm not!
Jigglyfruit…er…puff: *blows herself up to twice her size as she often does in the Pokémon series* Jiggly jig Jigglypuff puff!
Kirby: *sweatbubble* Fine, your not a marshmallow either. And what gives, we ain't!
Mako: Actually, look at the facts, you look like pink marshmallows…*pokes Kirby, then pokes Jigglypuff* you feel like marshmallows…
Nova: *shoves Kirby into his mouth, and spits him out* and you taste like marshmallows! Therefore, you are a marshmallow!
Kirby: *covers in Nova's spit* Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! I need a shower, I'll never feel clean again!!!!!!!!!
Jigglypuff: Puff jig jiggly puff!!
Mako: Jiggly over here has a point, now you know how everyone feels when you inhale them.
Kirby: …
Mako: *magically makes a rain cloud appear over Kirby* There, now your not slimy!
Kirby: *huffs* Thanks… I think.
Nova: Where are we going to put them?
Mako: Good point… where ARE we going to put them…
Nova: *light bulb appears on top of his head* I know! *makes a rusty metal cage appear* There! *chucks the marshmallows in*
Mako: Nice one! *high five each other, only Nova's hand is too big and Mako falls over on her ass once again*
Nova: Sorry!
Mako: Shut up. Grrrrrrrrrrr…………. Just for that you have to carry the cage!
Nova: *shrug's, teleports the cage somewhere else* Now all I have to do is teleport it back later!
Mako: *grumbles* Cheater…
Nova: *overly perky* What was that?
Mako: *Grumbles more* Nothing. Anywho, your nose gonna scope out where anyone else is?
Nova: *sniff sniff* Nope. Wait, let's go the underground caves!
Mako: *smacks her forehead with her hand* We're already here you idiot!
Nova: Oh ya. That way! *points in any random direction* No wait, this way! *point in another random direction* Nope nope nope. *sniff the air, point in a forward/up direction*
Mako: Your no help, looks like we gotta do this the hard way.
Nova: No, let's go this way! *pulls her arm until they get to a platform where the Master Sword is*
Mako: O.o The hell! There's no one and nothing here!
Nova: Wanna bet! *pulls out the Master Sword*
????: *falls from the sky*
Nova: Who the hell is ????
Mako: Wait and find out!
Link: *pissed off* Only the Hero of Time can pull that sword out! And that means only me!
Young Link: *falls from wherever Link came from, and lands on top of Link* And me too!
Link: *shoves the younger him off of himself and stands up*
Nova: Ya, I know. But you see, this isn't the real Master Sword. This is one of those adventure mode swords!
Mako: *grabs the sword and bends it* Cheap plastic too! *lets go and watches it flap back and forth*
Link: ????
Young Link: *sweatbubble* Uh, Link, the real Master Sword is *points to Link's back* on your back, behind your shield.
Link: Oh ya…*nervously scratches his head with one arm Goku style* I forgot.
Young Link: O.O;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* Oh my God! And I grow up to be him! *wails* Nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Nova: *appears magically behind them and grabs them by the back of their shirts and lifts them off the ground* In the cage you go!
*cage magically appears*
Link: How'd you do that? And how did you get behind us?
Young Link: *smacks his forehead, leans over and smacks Link in the head* He's a Shadow Dragon, you big dummie! He can do that kind of stuff!
Nova: You better believe it! And I have author powers! Hahahahahahahaha!
Link: Oh ya.
Young Link: Do I really have to grow up to be him?
Mako: Yes. And Nova, I'm the main author here, because I type all of this up! You just borrow my powers whenever I feel its convinient.
Nova: *nervous* Heh heh heh… and I have dark magic. That's mine, you can't take it away from me! *cries*
Mako: Calm down. Here, have some this peanut butter. *shows him a jar of cheap imitation peanut butter*
Nova: *ecstatically happy* Really! *chucks the Links into the cage with Kirby and Jigglypuff*
Link & Young Link: *Fall in* Ouch.
Jigglypuff: *pissed off* Jig jiggly!
Kirby: *depressed* Welcome to the party…
*cage disappears*
Mako: Ok, 4 down, only *counts on her fingers, runs out of fingers and uses Nova's fingers… er… claws* … 21 more to find. Great. This is gonna take a while. Nova, we gotta speed this up.
Nova: OK!!!! *Sniffs air and points in any random direction*
Mako: Oh God! Not this again!
Nova: No wait, I was kidding! I smell expensive perfume that way! *grabs Mako and runs away*
Mako: O.o;;;;;;;; How are we going to get out of here?
Nova: Easy! *spreads his wing and they fly away to Fountain of Dreams*
Mako: Now what could they be doing here? *looks around, spots Peach and Zelda sitting on a platform having a picnic*
Nova: FOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! *waddles over to the basket and gulps it down in one shot, basket and all*
Peach & Zelda: *shriek* It ate our food!
Nova: *looks at them* Where did you get that food from?
Zelda: We wished for some food…
Peach: And then a Party Ball appeared, so we open it up and put the food into the basket…
Nova: Where'd you get a basket?
Zelda: Simple, we wished for it, this IS the Fountain of Dreams after all.
Mako: *can be heard shouting in the background* Grab them you numb skull!!!!
Nova: Oh ya! *grabs Peach and Zelda* Sorry ladies.
*once again, the cage appears out of nowhere*
Nova: *gently places Zelda and Peach down*
Peach: Thanks!
Zelda: He's actually has quite good manners for a giant, scaly, scary looking lizard.
Kirby: No fair, how come we *points to the rest of the characters* all got thrown in and they *points to the princesses* didn't!
Nova: Simple, they're princesses. Dragon Code of Honor page 5, 436, section 454, paragraph 34, line 45 says, and I quote, 'Never under any circumstance cause needless suffering to royalty, unless this royalty is evil and plans to destroy a city, country, planet, galaxy, etc.'
Link: How come in fairy tails dragons kill royalty! *looks proud*
Nova: We only kill royalty if they are evil, as I stated above, or if they plan to destroy a Dragon clan. Also if we do kill royalty, we make is short and sweet, no pain before, no pain after.
Link: O.o Ok.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly? *pulls out a crown* Jiggly jigglypuff?
Kirby: *inhales Peach and copies her power* There. See. Crown. Royalty!
Nova: Crowns mean nothing, Zelda has no crown, plus, you didn't have them before, so stop lying!
Kirby: *sighs defeated* Fine fine.
Nova: *smirks evilly* I didn't know you were the king and queen of marshmallows.
Kirby and Jigglypuff: *look at each other* Ewwwwwwwwww, yuck! *pull off their crowns*
Mako: *grabs a crown, bends it* Cheap plastic!
*cage once again disappears to wherever Nova decides to put it*
Mako: Ok, 6 down *does the mental math* 19 more. Joy.
Nova: Don't be so glum, chum! *looks at the sky* and there go two Arwings. Trying to escape I see.
Mako: *smiles evilly* Fox and Falco, good.*summons a Wolfen, one of Star Wolfs ships and hops in* Let's go get 'em!
Nova: Yeeeee haw!!!! *Flaps his wings and jumps into the sky*
Fox: What's that Falco?
Falco: *checks the screen* An enemy ship and a dragon have been sighted.
Fox: They seem to be following us.
Falco: *nods*
Fox & Falco: *turn their Arwings around*
Nova: Ya ready Mako, they're coming at us.
Mako: Yep. Let's fly *pulls Quatre's goggles over her eyes*
Quatre: *magically appears on the screen in Mako's Wolfen* Hey, how'd you get my goggles! I need them, they're good luck for me. *sniffs*
Mako: Um, I summoned them, and I'll give them back when I'm done.
Quatre: *sniff* Ok. *his face disappears off the screen*
Mako & Nova: *fly at Fox and Falco who are headed right for them*
Nova: I got Falco, you get Fox!
Mako: Mission accepted.
Nova: Roger that. *makes giant claws come out of his knuckles*
Nova: *flies up to Falco's Arwing and tries to slash off the wing*
Falco: *does a barrel roll and whacks Nova in the face* Ha! That the best you can do you flying lizard!
Nova: *shakes his head* Not a chance! *appears behind Falco*
Slippy: *appears on the screen in Falco's Ship* Behind you Falco!!!!
Nova: Too late. *slashes off the jets on Falco's ship and it turns into a glider* Now you can't increase your speed, all you can do it fly to a stop! Give up now!
Falco: Never! *turns it around and shoot Nova with the lasers right in the head*
Nova: *starts to fall slightly, but rebounds back up* Like I said, your not going anywhere! *appears in front of Falco's Arwing*
Falco:*gasps*
Nova: *breaks the window and pulls out Falco* Got ya.
Falco: Crap!
Peppy: *appears on the screen* Falco, Falco. Come in Falco. What's going on?
Nova: *sees Peppy* OH MY GOD IT'S A BUNNY!!!! *starts going nuts and flipping out* Bunny, bunny, bunny, bunny, oh my God it's a bunny! *flies around in circles chanting bunny over and over and over…*
Falco: *pissed off* Hey! Don't forget I'm here!
Peppy: Who are you, and by the way I'm a hare.
Nova: *calms down immediately and stops flying around* Ok.
Peppy: O.o What was that about?
Falco: *shouts* I'll tell you some other time!
Nova & Falco: *fly away*
*meanwhile*
Mako: Eat my lasers Fox! *shoots lasers*
Fox: I would if you could hit me! Hah! *barrel rolls away and the lasers miss*
Mako: *growls* Damn!
Fox: My turn! *shoots at the Wolfen*
Mako: *braces herself for a blast which never comes* Why didn't I get hurt?
Nova: *flies up* Watching your back, I used the night shield!
Mako: Thanks bud! I'll give you some chocolate syrup later!
Nova: Yay! Chocolate syrup!
Falco: *grumbling*
Mako: Any last words Fox?
Fox: Ya. Mission, complete! *shoots lasers*
Mako: *breaks window of the Wolfen and falls*
*Wolfen Mako was in explodes seconds later*
Nova: *flies up and catches her* Oof, you're a lot heavier then you look!
Mako: *smacks him* It's my sword, dumbass!
Nova: Ok
Mako: Nice catch by the way, I was hoping you'd catch me. If not I would have fallen to a certain death.
Falco: Damn, then this would have been over!
Nova: No, but then again I could take over typing…
Mako: *laughs* Ya right bud! You type WAY to slow, it'd be three years till the next update!
Nova: Shut up! Anyways, get ready!
Mako: Wha…?
Nova: *chucks Mako at Fox's Arwing* Take him out!
Falco:*really pissed* Stop that! I'm still here!!!
Mako: *flying through the air* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! *Lands on Fox's ship*
Fox: Damn!!
Mako: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! *pulls out her sword out of… um… author's space… and slashes the window open*
Slippy & Peppy: *appear on the screen* What's going on Fox!
Mako: Bunny… Frog??? Whatever! *grabs Fox and pulls him out*
*Arwing starts to nose dive down to the ground with no pilot*
Fox: What the hell woman! Now we're dead!
Mako: *waves her finger* Nope. *grabs Fox and jumps off*
Fox: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mako: *chanting* Please be there Nova, please be there Nova, please be there Nova, please be there Nova….
Nova: *flies up and catches them on his back* Ack! Heavy!!!
Mako & Fox: Shut the hell up!
Nova: *flies up to the Great Fox and lands*
Mako: *jumps off Nova's back and tosses him a can of cheap imitation chocolate syrup*
Nova: Yay!!! *drops Falco, Fox flies off his back and Nova goes for what he thinks is quality chocolate syrup*
Fox & Falco: @-@ *swirley eyes, knocked out*
Mako: *grabs Falco and Fox and throws them into the cage which magically appeared in front of her*
Nova: *has chocolate syrup all over his face* ^-^ Burp! Hey, I know it's cheap imitation chocolate syrup, but hey, it's still chocolate syrup… I think *wipes off his face with the back of his hand and licks off the cheap imitation chocolate syrup*
Mako: Anyways, we have to find the other… um… characters *too lazy to count* and your nose knows where they are!
Other characters in the cage: *help Fox and Falco and try to wake them up*
*cage disappears to wherever Mako sends it*
Mako:… Nova.
Nova: *sniffs the air* Ack! All I smell is chocolate syrup!
Mako: Did you get some up your nose… again?
Nova: No, I think it'll pass.
Mako: Damn, looks like we gotta find them the old fashion way. *starts to walk off to the dorm area*
Nova: *follows her*
Mako: *makes a portal and they appear in the dorms* Ok, let's see, since we have most of the girls, lets just go and check the guys dorms.
Mako and Nova: *walk into the guys dorm, check the first room*
Nova: Where's that organ music coming from?
Mako: I dunno. *walks up to the bookcase, looks at a book and pulls out a book called 'Where the hell is that Organ Music coming from Dammit?' Bookcase moves revealing a passage way*
Nova: O.o;;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* How… original. *sarcastic* Never would have expected that.
Mako: Shut up and follow me!
Nova: *tries to fit in the passage, but gets stuck* Shit!
Mako: *turns around* You had to eat all that chocolate. Well, looks like I'm going solo.
Nova: Ok *walks backwards and gets unstuck* I'll be here… um… scooping out the area… ya, that's it!
Mako: … Ok. *walks up a ton of stairs, and the music gets louder. Finally she makes it to the top* Huff, pant, finally at the top! *passes out from exhaustion*
Mako: *wakes up when whoever's playing hits a wrong note*
????: Shit, I can never get that part right!
Mako: *walks into the room* Gasp, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: What, how did you find me!
Mako: *sighs* To make a long story short, I followed the organ music. How do you think that Link finds you in the Ocarina of Time?
Ganondorf: So that's how he does it!
Mako: Ya, well *makes a magic bubble around Ganondorf* Your coming with me.
Ganondorf: *inside the bubble* Damn, foiled again.
Mako: Now, let's go down those stairs *looks at all the stairs* But then again… *looks at Ganondorf*
*five minutes later*
Mako: Whoo hoo, this is so much fun!!!!! *riding Ganondorf and his bubble down all the stairs*
Ganondorf: *constantly hitting the stairs* Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow…
Mako: *finally makes it to the bottom of the stairs* That was fun! *sees Nova sleeping on 3 beds that were quickly shoved together* NOVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nova: *snot bubble pops* Wha…?
Mako: Were you sleeping the whole time?
Nova: Um, no. I caught Samus.
Mako: How. And what was she doing in the guy's dorm? And where is she?
Nova: She tried to shoot me with a missile, she thought I was one of those evil Brinstar thingies. I don't know why she was here, and frankly, I don't think I want to. And she's hanging from the ceiling.
Mako: *looks up and the ceiling and sees Samus hanging from it with rope* ….O.O Ok. That was disturbing.
Samus: I thought that this was the least likely place to be found. I didn't think anyone would look here.
Mako: Well, we had to because Nova's nose is broken.
Nova: By the way, were did you put the cage?
Mako: Hold on *makes the cage appear*
Nova: *grabs Samus and puts her in, kicks Ganondorf and his bubble into the cage, and as soon as he lands the bubble pops leaving one wet and pissed off Ganondorf*
Ganondorf: Curse you organ music, curse you Nova, CURSE YOU MAKO!!!!
Samus: Well, at least you didn't hang from a ceiling for an hour.
Ganondorf: *dripping* Well, I was ridden down the stairs for 10 minutes!
Samus: Touché.
All others: *laughing their asses off*
Ganondorf: *growls, sits down in one of the corners*
*cage once again disappears and the laugher stops*
Mako: I think that the disappearing cage think is getting old.
Nova: Too bad, this is gonna happen a lot more until we find the rest of them!
Mako: Damn. *walks out of the room and tries the door but it's locked* Double damn. *pulls out her sword and cuts the door down*
Nova: *comes in too* O.o Oh my God!!!!!
Mako: It's full of Pikachu and Pichu pokédolls!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nova: Now THAT'S disturbing.
Mako: *nods* Triple damn.
Nova: Looks like we have to throw every single one into…
*cage pops into the room*
Zelda: What, we're back already???
Young Link: That was fast. We just left the other room a couple minutes ago.
Mako: No we don't have to throw them all in! All we have to do it light them all on fire! The ones that move are the real Pokéchus!!!!
Peach: No, not my pokédoll collection!
Samus: Why on Earth do you have a collection of pokédolls of Pikachu and Pichu in the guy's dorms???
Link: So that's what's in the locked room. I just though it was the supply room!
Everyone: *stares at Peach*
Peach: *-* *goes starry eyed* Oh, I just love those cute little, fluffy pokédolls!
Mako: *-* *does starry eyed too* I know, I just love them too!!!
Nova: But, since we don't know which ones are real, we have to burn them all!
Peach: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! They're the two in the corner!!!
Pikachu & Pichu: *shiver* CHUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
Nova: *grabs them and quickly throws them into the cage so they don't shock him*
Pikachu: Pika chu pika pika chu, pi.
Pichu: Pi, pi chu pi, chu chu pi.
Jigglypuff: Jig jiggly puff jiggly.
Everyone except Kirby & the Pokémon: o.O *confused*
Kirby: They said that they never though anyone would find then here.
Peach: I know everyone one of my pokédolls and I arrange then every day! Those two just didn't fit in!
Samus: Uh, Kirby, how do you understand them?
Kirby: It's actually like Morse code. But it takes a while to understand.
Ganondorf: *still dripping wet* Must be because you look so much like the other marshmallow.
Kirby: Yup… I mean hey!!!
Zelda: Actually, you do, especially if you inhale and copy Jigglypuff's power.
Link: *nods his head*
Falco: *laying on the ground relaxing* Happily we didn't have to stuff all of those stupid stuffed dolls in here, there would be no room!
Fox: Ya, I need my room. *stretches out and relaxes from his position on the floor* Hey, wanna know what would be nice?
Link: What?
Fox: Some pillows.
Falco: Ya that would be real nice.
Falco & Fox: *stare at Mako and Nova*
Mako: Ok, ok *makes a bunch of fluffy pillows rain from the sky* Happy?
Fox and Falco: *buried in pillows, so they sound muffled* Yes!
Nova: Now, if anyone gets mad, you guys can have a giant pillow fight.
Young Link: Really?
Nova: Yes, really really.
Young Link: Awesome!!!! Zelda never lets me mess up my room and have a pillow fight! *grabs a pillow and whacks Zelda* That's for never letting me have a pillow fight!
Zelda: Why you little.. *grabs a pillow and thwacks Young Link in the head*
Young Link: *goes flying into Link*
Young Link & Link: *on the floor*
Falco: Hey, stop using our pillows!
Fox: Ya, we asked for them!
Mako: Now, children, learn how to share.
Fox & Falco: *grumble, grumble* Fine!
Fox: Just because you gave us the pillows!
Falco: But we get to keep 100 each.
Mako: Lets see, 200–1, 000= 800, so deal!
Fox & Falco: Yay!!!! *lay down and go to sleep on the pillows*
Mako: Ok, I think that's enough from them…
*cage disappears with a loud pop*
Nova: Ow, my frickin ears!
Mako: Do you even have ears?
Nova: No, I just copied the Simpsons.
Mako: Ok, well, that did hurt my ears, so I'll cut down on the pop next time.
Nova: Ok.
Mako: By the way, is your nose still broken?
Nova: *sniffs and sneezes* Yep.
Mako: Damn. *looks at all the doors* Well, since Samus thought that hiding the guys dorm was a good idea, maybe someone's on the girls dorms! They have less rooms!!!
Nova: Ok. I think it's this way. *walks out the door, kicking one of the pikachu dolls on the way out. Stops, and goes back and stomps on it*
Mako: Stop that! Or else you'll have to pay Peach back for it!
Nova: Ok. *walks into the hallways and up to a door that says 'Girls Dorms' in neon pink letters* Ok, I think it's through here!
Mako: *smacks her forehead on the wall* No duh! And I can guess who designed that sign… *cough, hack*Peach*couch, hack*
Nova: Ya, you can tell.
*they walk through the hall and see a door*
Mako: I'll get this room, you get the next one, and it'll go faster this way!
Nova: *in Squall mode* …whatever.
Mako: *walks into the pink room with pink curtains and pink sheets and pink furniture and pink… everything* Ack! My eyes, too much pink!!!!! *shields her eyes with her hand, squints and walks further into the room.
????: Pink it just my favorite colour! I'm so happy we came here! We should paint out room pink!
Mako: *to herself* What, who could that be. Peach is already in the cage, and I don't know anyone else who likes pink! *walks to the door and shouts* Nova, come here!!!
Nova: *appears a second later* Ya?
Mako: What took you so long?
Nova: Zelda's room is all purple. It's all camouflaged. I tripped over a purple stool!
Mako: Wait till you see this. *opens the door wider*
Nova: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! PINK!!!!!!!!!!!! *backs up and stumbles shielding his eyes and hits the wall* Oof! Wait, I got it! *paints the whole room blood red using Mako's borrowed author powers* Much better. *strolls into the room*
Mako: Why didn't I think of that? Well, We have to change it back later. Anyways *whispers* Someone's in the closet!
Nova: So? *opens the door and Roy and Marth fall out*
Mako: Ya, *rolls her eyes* I wonder what you guys are doing in there?
Nova: I think everyone knows. *chough, hack*makeoutsession*chough hack*
Marth & Roy: *blush, and stand up*
Mako: Ok, now who's the pink freak?!?!?
Marth: *opens his mouth to talk*
Nova: We mean OTHER then Peach.
Marth: *shuts his mouth*
Roy: *Slowly and shyly raises his hand*
Nova & Mako: O.o Wasn't expecting that.
Roy: Please don't tell anyone!
Mako: *smiles* Sure.
Nova: Worry, your secrets not safe with me. *Mako elbows Nova in the stomach hard* I mean, I won't tell anyone… unless I find the need to blackmail you.
Roy: *sigh of relief* Thanks.
Marth: Ok, what now?
Roy: You guys did find us after all.
Mako: Aw, so courteous. You guys don't try and run like everyone else.
Nova: Ya, but then again, where can they go, out the window?
Marth& Roy: *look at the window*
Mako: Don't even think about it, and plus, they're probably die from the fall.
Marth& Roy: *sigh in defeat and look away from the window*
Mako: Ok, now it's time for our super duper, trust rusty, handy dandy, cage!
*cage appears in a puff of smoke*
Mako, Nova, Roy, & Marth: *cough, hack*
*all the smoke clears, the smashers that are captured are seen in the middle of a giant pillow fight which Ganondorf is clearly winning because he's strong and bigger then everyone else and plus he's mad because they laughed at him before because he was used as a human sled in a bubble. They all freeze and turn to look at Mako, Nova, Roy, and Marth, except Fox and Falco who are relaxing on their pillows with their reflector shields on watching the pillows bounce off of them*
Mako: Sorry to interrupt.
Marth & Roy: O.o;;;;;;;; Do we have to do in there???
Nova: Yes. Yes you do.
Marth: *depressed* Damn.
Nova: Look on the bright side, if they get you mad you can slash open the pillows with your swords!
Roy: *cheers up* That's right! And I can light them on fire!
Marth: Ya, he's a pyro.
Mako: Ok, and since you where so nice and not try to run away, you don't get chucked in like almost everyone else was.
Nova: *ushers in Marth and Roy*
*Marth and Roy walk in and Marth sits on the pillow and Roy sits in Marth's lap*
Marth & Roy: ^-^ *smile*
Everyone else: *look at them, and continue on with the pillow fight, making sure to avoid hitting Marth and Roy because they like the pillows and don't want them to get destroyed, and also avoid Fox and Falco because if they hit them the pillow reflects and they get hit instead as Jigglypuff learned the hard way*
Mako & Nova: *look at the chaos in the cage*
Nova: I think we're gonna need a bigger cage soon.
*cage vanished in a puff of less smoke and less pop then last time so Mako and Nova are not reduced to coughing piles of… flesh?*
Mako: Ok *pulls out a list of people that have been captured so far* all we need now are 11 more characters. Good. Whoo. Hoo. Joy.
Nova: Yes it is, and guess what?
Mako: *rubs her temples* What is it?
Nova: My nose is not broken anymore! It's fixed, and unclogged!
Mako: Finally, some GOOD news. Now get that nose to work!
Nova: *sniff the air* To the Batmobile… I mean… F-Zero Face track! I smell cheap cologne and *sniff sniff* unholy flames!
Mako: That can only be two people! Captain Falcon and Mewtwo!
*they disappear and reappear at the F-Zero Race Track*
Nova: Ok, now all we have to do is just from F-Zero racer to F-Zero racer and find the Blue Falcon and break open the window and grab Captain Falcon.
Mako: What about Mewtwo?
Nova: I haven't gotten that far yet.
Mako: -.-;;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* Great. Ok, you find Mewtwo and I'll get Captain Falcon.
Mako: *skips away and jumps from car to car. Then she turns around* Um, Nova, what does the Blue Falcon look like?
Nova: Stupid woman!
Mako: Hey!
Nova: Just look for a car that has Blue Falcon written on the side of it.
Mako: Thanks Nova! *continues skipping from car to car*
Nova: She's weird. *flies off towards the Falcon Flyer*
Mako: *skips along and checks the label of every car until she finds the Blue Falcon. She jumps in front of the car and looks into the windshield* Hello?
Captain Falcon: What they hell, that's the biggest bug I've ever seen! *swerves off to the side and stops the car*
Mako: *steaming mad* I'm not a bug! I'm Mako Tsunami!
Captain Falcon: Um, so?
Mako: O.o;;;;;;;;; *sweatbubble* You don't remember? I have a dragon, we're here to capture all the Smash Bros. Melee characters?
Captain Falcon: Oh ya, now I remember. So? What about it?
Mako: *mumbling* He's got the IQ of a peanut! *starts speaking normally* Um, so I'm gonna capture you!
Captain Falcon: Fine. Whatever. As long as I don't lose my race.
Mako: Man, he's as dense as water! *punched Captain Falcon in the face*
Captain Falcon: @.@ *knocked out*
Mako: *sigh. Grabs captain Falcon and hops from car to car dragging him along* I hope Nova had better luck and more fun.
*meanwhile*
Nova: *flies over to the Falcon Flyer and sees Mewtwo training on it*
Mewtwo: Hm? *looks up sees Nova and prepares a Shadow Ball attack*
Nova: Wow, this might actually be a challenge! He's actually serious!
Mewtwo: Hm. This should be interesting.
Nova: *appears behind Mewtwo with his claws sticking out only to find Mewtwo ready for his back attack*
Mewtwo: Hm, pretty good. But not good enough! *shoots Nova with a fully charged Shadow Ball*
Nova: *once again uses night shield and protects himself, deflecting the attack so it hits Mewtwo instead*
Mewtwo: *flies backwards, but gets back up and starts floating forwards towards Nova*
Nova: *being the shadow dragon he is, waits until Mewtwo gets close enough and then uses Nova Strike attack to finish him off*
Mewtwo: *uses teleport to dodge the attack and appears in front of Nova which stuns him momentarily and Mewtwo uses his disable attack. Then he grabs Nova and throws him off the Flacon Flyer and shoots him with multiple small Shadow Balls*
Nova: *flies off and falls back onto the ship. Mewtwo charges up to finish him off, but just then…*
Mewtwo: *gets whacked by a floating platform, breaking his concentration*
Nova: *takes advantage of Mewtwo's moment of weakness and flies up to Mewtwo and grabs his tail. He flies up and uses his finishing move, Meteor Crash. This is when he throws the enemy and they plunge to the ground and he throws a big black and silver fireball causing the enemies current velocity to double and they hit the ground and the fireball explodes. This attack leaves behind a very KO'd Mewtwo and very destroyed Falcon Flyer and a very energy drained Nova*
Mako: *chooses this time to bounce onto what once was the Flacon Flyer* Um, I see you got Mewtwo, but did you really have to waste so much energy and destroy the ship?
Nova: Yes, Mewtwo is psychic and a very tough opponent. He don't give up easy. I can destroy someone that strong, but being psychic he can predict my moves. *passes out*
Mako: Ok there. Nova, want some chocolate?
Nova: ……… @.@ *out cold*
Mako: Ok, and some peanut butter?
Nova: …….. @.@ *still passed out*
Mako: Hm, food just won't cut it this time. Guess I have to use the big guns *pulls out 10 pounds of chocolate and peanut butter and shoves it in his face*
Nova: ……… *wakes up, eats all the food* Thanks……. *passes out again*
Mako: Well, my plans screwed. Guess I gotta do this myself. *sighs*
*cage appears in the sky and falls and hits the ground*
Mako: Ooppsies, guess my aim was a little off.
Everyone in the cage: @.@ *dazed and confused, the pillows are lying scattered all around them*
Ganondorf: *gets enough sense together to say* A LITTLE OFF!!!!!!!!!!! We just survived a 10-foot fall to the ground!!!!!
*Ganondorf's yelling wakes everyone else up*
Mako: That's not the point. *puts Mewtwo into a bubble, but not a wet one like Ganondorf, because he is a hazard to himself and others*
Ganondorf: *wails* No fair, I got all wet!!!
Mako: I like Mewtwo more then I like you! :P
Zelda: Be quiet you big baby!
Link: Ya, I wish you were this easy to beat in Ocarina of Time.
Kirby: *pokes Nova through the bars* What happened to him?
Mako: Long story. Ask Mewtwo when he comes around *floats Mewtwo in the bubble into the cage, Picks up Captain Falcon and flips him into the cage*
Pikachu: Pika pi!! *runs over to Mewtwo*
Pichu & Jigglypuff: *follow to help their fellow Pokémon*
Mewtwo: *knocked out/half dead*
Mako: *sings* Pokémon, gotta catch'em all!!!!!!
All: *stare at Mako*
Mako: ^-^;;;;;;; What, it seamed like a good idea at the time!
Nova: *struggling to get up* Little help here???
Mako: *Walks over to him, gives him a max tomato*
Nova: *good as new* I feel great!!!
Kirby: Yay!!!! Max tomatoes from my game! My favorite!
Mako: Oh ya. Mewtwo might need this later. *max tomato appears in front of Kirby*
Kirby: *looks at it drooling*
Jigglypuff: Jigg! *slaps Kirby*
Peach: Ya, that's for Mewtwo you pig!
Kirby: *sad* Ok…….
*bubble around Mewtwo disappears and the cage goes in reverse and flies up into the sky and disappears in a puff of cloud*
Nova: How can something disappear in a puff of cloud?
Mako: *smacks him* It doesn't matter. It just did.
Nova: *sniff sniff* Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!!! My nose!!!!!!!
Mako: What did you smell??? I didn't know anyone other then DK smell bad.
Nova: Even worse, Ness AND DK!!!!!!!!!
Mako: Ew, glad I don't have a super sensitive dragon nose.
Nova: Yuck! Barf Bleh! *walks off* This way.
Mako: *follows*
Nova: *leads them to the Congo Jungle arena* See, they're wet! They reek!
Mako: When's the last time DK took a bath??? *puts a clothespin on her nose*
Nova: I don't know, and I don't want to know. But it don't matter! Wet monkey hair! Ew!
DK: Quiet you! I'm a gorilla you idiot!
Mako: *voice is deformed because of the clothespin on her nose* OK, I'll take care of this one! *makes a really strong wind come up and dry both DK and Ness off*
Nova: *grabs them both* I never want to go through this again.
Mako: By the way, what ARE you two doing?
Ness: I accidentally *snicker* made DK fall into the water, and then he almost drowned! *laughs*
DK: Shut up! But then I grabbed him and threw him in!
Ness: But I used my psychic powers and saved myself from drowning!
DK: *grumble grumble* Stupid little psychic midget hobbit.
*cage appears floating on the water*
Nova: *hurls them both in the cage but they don't get hurt because they land on the pillows* Ew, I touched DK, he touched me!!!
Mako: *sprays him with disinfectant* Better?
Nova: Better butter, butter better.
Mako: O.o …………Ok. I think your better then.
*in the cage*
Roy: *sleeping on Marth*
Marth: ^-^ *happily petting him*
Everyone else: *pause the never-ending pillow fight*
Samus: How much longer until we get out?
Mako: Wait, *mumbles to herself* plus 5, carry the 6, minus 1 *yells* NEVER! *evil laughter* Mwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Captain Falcon: Hey, when can I go back and win that race?
Nova: *evil* You already won Captain Falcon.
Captain Falcon: Really? *looks at them*
Mako: ………………….. suuuuuuuuuuuuure.
Captain Falcon: Yay! I rock! What do I get as a prize?
Nova: ………you……get……..to sit beside Zelda!
Zelda: Hell no! Link sits beside me!
Link: ^-^ *smiles, hugs Zelda* I love you too!
Zelda: *hugs Link* But I won't let that, that thing sit beside me!
Nova: *whispers* It's ok, I'll just make an illusion so he'll be happy and shut up, hopefully for the rest of the chapter.
Zelda: *whispers* Ok, thanks a lot!
Nova: *makes Captain Falcon a cheap imitation Zelda doll*
Zelda: ^-^ *smile, smile. Hugs Link*
Link: ^-^ *happy*
Fox: *lying on his mountain of pillows relaxed which he named 'Mount Kirby Wannabee'* Wanna know the best thing in the world?
Falco: *also relaxing on a mountain of pillows he's named 'Mount Falco'* What is that Fox?
Fox: Relaxing and watching pillows bounce off of our reflector shields and hit the person back.
Falco: *relaxed* Ya………. How many times has that happened so far?
Fox: Let me see, both of our totals combined are 232, 543, 674, 125.
Falco: And it was funny every single time. *pillow bounces off the reflector shield and hits Kirby in the head*
Falco & Fox: *laughing* Now it's 232, 543, 674, 126. *laugh even more*
Kirby: *tries to climb up 'Mount Kirby Wannabee'* Whee!
Fox: *pissed off* Screw off you mountain wannabee, pillow stealing bastard! *pulls out his laser and shoot Kirby rapidly*
Kirby: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… etc. *gets mad* Fine, here's your stupid pillow back! *chucks it at Fox*
Fox: *puts up his reflector shield. Pillow flies back at Kirby*
Kirby: @.@ *Swirley eyed and falls off the pillow mountain*
Fox & Falco: *laugh*
Fox: *walks down, puts the pillow back into place, lies down again*
Everyone: *goes right back into the pillow fight*
Young Link: *accidentally smacks Roy*
Roy: *wakes up, looks ready to kill*
Marth: *trying to calm him down* It's ok, it's only one pillow!
Roy: No, I was in the middle of nice nap and I was comfy and warm, now he's dead! *walks over to Young Link pulling out his sword*
Young Link: *laughing, throws 5 more*
Roy: *dodges them all, charges up his Flare Blade, hits Young Link*
Young Link: *flies away somewhere. Through the cage, that magically repairs itself. Everyone watches him turn into a star*
Roy: *puts his sword away and everyone watches him sit back down in Marth's lap*
Marth: *puts his arms around Roy. Glares at everyone. They all quickly look away nervously*
Nova: That was weird. *flies after Young Link and throws him back in* I think everyone learned a lesson, never hit Roy.
Everyone except Marth & Roy: *nod and go back to their pillow fight*
Marth & Roy: *smile*
Mako: Enough from the peanut gallery over there.
*cage goes bye bye*
Nova: Peanut butter *drools*
Mako: Not right now Nova, we still have 7 more to find. Thank God.
Nova: *tears* Peanut butter…. *sniff sniff* I smell drugs. *sniffs more* And polar bears.
Mako: *nods* Dr. Mario, and Ice Climbers. *jumps onto Nova's back and they fly away to the Icicle Mountain*
Nova: *lands, Mako jumps off his back* Man, do I ever hate cold. *shivers, and burns a Topi* Better. *warms himself*
Mako: We can use a tree! *pulls out a tree and catches in on fire and uses it as a torch*
Nova: *sniff sniff* Over there. *jump up a couple platforms, can see Dr. Mario, Popo and Nana sitting there*
Mako: What's going on?
Dr. Mario: These-a pills are the best-a!
Popo: Ya Dr. Mario!
Nana: Popo got sick, so we called Dr. Mario. He came and they ate purple pills, now they're both as high as runaway kites.
Nova: Well, this should be easy. *picks up Popo and Dr. Mario, lets Nana ride on his back*
Nana: I feel like queen in a parade! *does the Queen Elizabeth wave to invisible fans*
Mako: *pissed off because they left her* Hey! Nova, your toast!
Nova: *perks up* Toast?
Mako: *runs after them while the whole arena is moving up and down* No, I mean your dead!!!
*later*
Mako: *huff, puff* God, do I ever *pant* hate that arena! If has to *puff* move so much! *pant pant* I almost fell down to my doom *catches her breath* about 543, 705 times!
Nova: I hate it too! Hey, what happened to that torch?
Mako: *shrugs* I dunno? *checks security camera, the whole arena is burned down* Whoops.
Nova: At least it's warmer. Better get rid of these two fast! They think I'm food!
Dr. Mario & Popo: *gnawing on Nova's tail and arms*
Popo: This is some really tough chicken!
Dr. Mario: *stupidly* Ya, and big too! *looks at the 3 Nova's only he sees in his messed up mind* And lot's of 3!
*cage appears out of a giant of Dr. Mario pill*
Nana: That was strange.
Mako: O.o Never happened before.
Nova: I thought it was funny! *laughs, throwing a very high Popo and Dr. Mario, and gently places Nana in*
Mewtwo: *finally wakes up* Ugh, my me. *gets up and sees Nova, point to Nova* Arg, it's the spawn of Satan!
Nova: *point to himself* You talking about me?
Mewtwo: Hell ya!
Nova: I don't come from hell, I only visit! And at least I didn't come from a test tube!
Mewtwo: *steaming mad* That's it! Come here and say that to my face!
Nova: Fine. *walks up to the bars*
Nova & Mewtwo: *in a huge fight, throwing insults at each other*
Pikachu, Pichu, & Jigglypuff: *dancing and rejoicing because Mewtwo is better. And Mewtwo is after all, one of the most powerful Pokémon of all time*
Kirby: *sits and stares in awe at Nova and Mewtwo* It's like a battle of the Titans.
Link: Your only saying that because they're bigger then you.
Kirby: Nova's twice your size and Mewtwo is taller then you!
Link: *looks at them* Your right, it is like a battle of the Titans. *sits down beside Kirby mesmerized and watches*
Zelda: Link, what are you doing?
Link: *point at Mewtwo and Nova trying to claw at each other, answers but never looks away from them* Watching them.
Zelda: *looks, sits down beside Link and watches*
Mewtwo: Let's take this outside!
Nova: No, you're in the cage! And guess you put you there! *really proud*
Mewtwo: *slyly* Your just to scared to face me.
Nova: *pissed off* No. Bloody. Way! *slashes the cage open, Mewtwo steps out*
Mewtwo: Bring. It. On.
*cage, magically repairs itself*
Ganondorf: This cage breaks! Link come here and we'll see once and for all who's stronger!
Link: *still watching, never looks away* Watching them fight. *points to Nova and Mewtwo who are flying towards each other, each ready with a dark attack*
Ganondorf: What, you fool, how can… *looks at them, sits down and watches*
Young Link: Hey, whatcha lookin at Zeldy?
Zelda: *points*
Young Link: *looks* Wow, pretty fire *sits in front of Zelda*
Falco: *looks at Mewtwo and Nova from his spot at the top of 'Mount Falco'* Hey Fox!
Fox: *relaxing, doesn't hear him*
Falco: Fox, FOX! Damn *pulls out his laser and shoots Fox who's reflector was down*
Fox: What the hell! Falco! What are you…
Falco: *cuts him off* Look at them.
Fox: *looks* They're good. Very good. *keeps watching*
*insert evil cackles here*
Jigglypuff: *flies up to see what everyone's looking at* Jiggly…. *signal to the Pokémon*
Pikachu & Pichu: *stop dancing and look. Immediately stop, and sit down. Realize they can't see because they're all so short and walk up to the front of the group and sit*
Marth: *looks at Mewtwo and Nova both charging up attacks* Wow. *pokes Roy who's falling asleep*
Roy: *shoots straight awake* What? Marth, why did you…
Marth: *cuts him off* Look. *points at Nova and Mewtwo*
Roy: Wow, that's better then pro wrestling! *turns and repositions himself so he can see better*
*evil laughter is heard*
Peach: Hey Zelda.
Zelda: *doesn't respond right away*
Peach: Zelda? *tilts her head and looks at Zelda*
Zelda: *answers not looking and Peach* Yes?
Peach: Want to go and have another picnic?
Zelda: *distractedly answers* No. I'm busy watching Mewtwo and Nova go all out at each other.
Peach: Really? Cool. *sits and watches*
Samus, Captain Falcon, Ness, DK and Nana: *stop doing whatever they were and watch Mewtwo and Nova beat the crap out of each other*
Dr. Mario & Popo: *still high*
Dr. Mario: Look at the pink leprechauns!
Popo: Ya, they're all dancing merrily!
Dr. Mario: Arg! That one's stripping!
Popo: Ewies, I didn't need to see that!
Dr. Mario & Popo: *continue talking about the pink leprechauns*
Mako: *totally lost* Ok, what's going on?
Everyone: *points at Nova and Mewtwo*
Mako: So? Ok, we really have to finish this soon. *walks up to Mewtwo, grabs him and throws him back in. Grabs Nova and stops him from going after Mewtwo*
Everyone: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Mewtwo: Let me back at him! I almost had him!
Nova: *struggling* Mako stop! I almost had him!
Nova & Mewtwo: *glare at each other*
Mako: That's enough. *flips her wrist and the cage along with a very pissed off Mewtwo disappear* Nova?
Nova: *still pissed off* What do you want woman?
Mako: Stop it, we only have a couple more to find.
Nova: So? I wanted to finish that battle!
Mako: *sighs, gives him cheap imitation chocolate*
Nova: *happily eats it* Ok, ready to go! *inhale* There! I smell paper, bacon, and eggs!!
Mako: Ok *follows a perky and bouncing Nova to the Final Destination Arena* Ok, all I see is Yoshi.
Yoshi: *looks at them and gulps* Yoshi?
Nova: *flies up to him*
Yoshi: *tries to eat Nova and fails*
Nova: *grabs Yoshi's tongue and throw him into the cage which magically appeared just then*
Mako: Ok, what about that paper and bacon smell?
Nova: *sniff sniff* It's coming from *point to right side of the arena* there.
Mako: Weird, there's nothing there…
*suddenly the background of the arena changes from the darkness of space to the bright happiness of the meadow*
G&W: Beep bleep buzz!!!! *uses his attack that looks like he's throwing bacon at the enemy*
Nova: Ah ha! It's Mr. Game and Watch!!! Or as I like to call him, flat man!
Mako: I see, because he's all black, so he blended in with the background, but now it's all bright and happy, so we can see him!
Nova: Let's go and get flat man!
Mako: *nods*
Nova and Mako: *run up to him grab him and chuck him in*
G&W: *floats down to the bottom like the piece of 2D paper he is* Buzz beep bleep!
Nova: How are we going to make sure he doesn't escape. He is flat after all so he can make it through.
Mako: Hm…. *ponders for a bit* I know! *makes all of her grade 9 notes, tests, assignments, homework, etc. fall on top of his leg*
G&W: *stuck under a huge pile of paper that reaches up higher then you can see* Beep!
Fox: Wow. That's a lot of paper.
Young Link, Ice Climbers & Ness: I don't want to go to high school!
Samus: *looks up in awe* Damn, that's a BIG pile of homework!
Yoshi: *nods and agrees* Yoshi.
Jigglypuff: Jiggly jig puff puff jiggly!
Everyone: O.o
Mako: Run that by me again? In English?
Kirby: *translates* She says, "What's homework?"
Mako: *sighs* If you don't already know, you don't want to.
Link: Ok, we'll just knock in over and then Game and Watch can go and get help!
DK: Good idea!
Nova: One thing, if you touch that pile of paper then it's strangely morph into a giant paper monster and eat you.
Everyone: *don't care and walk towards the pile*
Mako: And if you touch it you have to do my homework for all of next year, and there will be even more!!!!!
Everyone: *backs away in fear*
G&W: *stuck under the paper* Beep! *reaches out for help*
Ganondorf: Um, no. We'll leave you there.
Nana: Ya, maybe you can get out yourself!
G&W: *struggles to get out*
Ness: But then again…. *watched Game and Watch sweatbubble* Maybe not.
Zelda: Let's just set up a shield so no one touches it and have to do homework.
Everyone: *agrees*
Zelda: *puts Nayru's Love around the paper and Game and Watch*
Nova: *laughs* Hahahahaha! Flat man's stuck!
Mako: You are the weakest link
Link & Young Link: *interrupt* Hey!
Mako: Goodbye!
*cage vanishes*
Mako: *looks up at the last line* Ooooooooooo, a new word! I love the thesaurus!
Nova: I wonder where Celery, Tomato, and Turtle are.
Mako: ?????
Nova: Mario is Tomato cuz he's round and red, Luigi's Celery cuz he's tall…er then Mario and green, and Bowser is Turtle cuz he's a giant, mutated, scaly, old, mean turtle!
Mako: ……….. Mario does look like a deformed tomato! Luigi does look like demented celery! And Bowser is a giant, mutated, scaly, old, mean turtle!
Nova: See, I'm smart!
Mako:………… *pets him* Sure you are.
*suddenly Bowser, Mario and Luigi fall from the sky*
Luigi & Mario: *lands on their buts* Ow-a!!!
Bowser: *lands creating a small earthquake*
Luigi: Mario, why-a do we talk-a with-a these cheap-a Italian accents?
Mario: I dunno, that's-a how-a Nintendo created us! Ever play-a Mario 64??
Luigi: Let's stop then. I think we're starting scare people.
Mario: Good idea!
Nova: *evil laughter* Now we got you pasta boys!!
Mario: Not yet!!!
Bowser: *evil cackle. Changes into Giga Bowser and taunts*
Mario: *changes into the Master Hand and evil laughter comes from…. Wherever it comes from since the Master Hand has no mouth*
Luigi: *changes into Crazy Hand, followed by maniacal laughter*
Mako: O.o That was weird. I didn't know that Luigi and Mario were the Master and Crazy hands!
Luigi/Crazy Hand: We needed more money!
Mario/Master Hand: We get paid more if we double our characters!
Nova: That is weird *flies up to the Crazy Hand and stabs him with his claws*
Crazy Hand: *changes back into Luigi*
Luigi: @.@ *KO'd*
Mako: Well that was easy and not a bad idea! *runs up to Master Hand pulling out her sword. Slashes him in half*
Master Hand: *changes back into and very unconscious Mario*
Mario: @.@ *joins Luigi in swirley eye land*
Nova: Good one, too bad they can't do that in the game! It would make it easier!
Mako: Ya well, I have author powers and I want to finish this chapter! I mean look at it! It's 30 pages so far! My hands are getting tired!
Nova: Ok, then let's double team Turtle over there!
Mako: *nods* Sure. It's fast and easy!
Mako & Nova: *charge towards Giga Bowser who looks freaked out because Master and Crazy Hand were beaten so fast. They attack from opposite sides and both stab him at the same time*
Giga Bowser: Damn, I failed! *changes back into non-Giga Bowser*
Non-Giga Bowser: @.@ *out cold*
Nova: Yay! Now we have all the characters! Lets get them in there!
Mako: Yes! Finally! *shoves Luigi, Mario, and Bowser into the cage that is there because they need it now*
Peach: *runs over to Mario and takes care of him*
Nova: *lifts the cage and moves it to one side of the arena* Looks like we're staying here folks!
Mako: Ya, ok, now we have all 25 characters and my hands are VERY happy to hear that.
Nova: Ya *jumps over to the other side. Suddenly a laser cage appears*
Mako: Now that we finally have them all, we can get rid of this cheap metal cage that would probably break if you even bothered to try.
Nova: Ya *flies up to the rusty metal cage, picks it up, and dumps everyone inside, the pile of paper magically does not fall over because it's protected by Nayru's Love*
Everyone: *fall in* Ouch!
Nova: Sorry Peach, Zelda, and Nana!
Kirby: So you mean that this whole time I've been sitting in a cage that I could have easily gotten out of if I had even didn't try hard!
Mako: *thinks a minute* Ya. Probably.
Everyone: *pissed off*
Nova: See look. *pokes a bar on the cage and it all crumbles into a pile of dust which is quickly swept away by the wind*
Ganondorf: Damn.
Zelda: Hey, maybe this cage will fall apart too!
Link: That's not a bad idea!
Zelda: Well I DO have the Triforce of Wisdom.
Ganondorf: Stupid Zelda, thinking she's so high and mighty. I should have taken the Triforce of Wisdom! Then everyone would congratulate ME for thinking of good ideas! Instead I had to take this stupid Triforce of Power!
Samus: Let's try it.
Zelda: Ok, I'll just go and…
Link: *looks sad thinking she's gonna die*
Zelda: Grab Jigglypuff and chuck it at the wall!!! *and she does just that*
Ganondorf: *complaining* Stupid Triforce of Power! What did you ever do for me??? *changes into Ganon* I forgot about that!
*but at that very moment, Zelda threw Jigglypuff, and Jigglypuff ricochet off the wall and hit Ganon in the head, bounces off and ricochet off the wall and hit Ganon in the head, bounce off… you get the picture*
Ganon: *getting hit repeatedly* Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow… etc.
Jigglypuff: *hitting the wall and Ganon repeatedly*Jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, jiggly puff, etc.
Nova: So as you can see, this cage quite real and state of the art. Also, instead of the lasers being red, we can change them invisible so we can see you! *control pad appears in front of him. Pushes a button and the lasers turn invisible, Jigglypuff is still bouncing off the laser bars and hitting Ganon*
Mako & Nova: *rolling on the ground laughing their asses off*
Falco: *from the top of 'Mount Falco' shoots Jigglypuff with his gun so she stops bouncing*
Jigglypuff: @.@ *dazed, dizzy, confused* Jiggly jigg puff.
Kirby: She says "Thanks… I think."
Mako: *wipes a tear from her eye* Nice job with the cage Nova!
Nova: *bows* Thanks.
Roy: But now it is pretty crowed in here….
Everyone: *looks at Ganon who takes up half the room*
Ganon: Sorry *changes back into Ganondorf* Man, but I do have a killer headache now!
Mako: Too bad! You know, for an evil villain mastermind, you do complain a lot.
Nova: Mako, double up the size of the arena will ya?
Mako: Sure *waves her hand, arena doubles in size, cage also doubles*
Everyone: *cheers*
Fox and Falco: *cheer harder because they have twice as many pillows*
Nova: Anyways, this has been really tiring catching all you little bastards. So I'm going to bed. *lies down and falls asleep instantly*
Mako: *yawn* Me too. Here you guys go to sleep too. *makes a bunch of blankets appear and they already have enough pillows*
Yoshi: Yoshi!
DK: Ya, but we're not tired!
Everyone: *nod*
Mako: *glares murderously* I said, your going to sleep.
All: Eep. Ok. *spread out and make sleeping arrangements*
Mako: Good. *summons a nice big bed, hops in, and lies down* Good night, or morning, or afternoon or whatever time it is!
Nova: Shut the hell up woman. I wanna go to sleep. *lies back down on the floor* Snore……..
Everyone: Snore………
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Mako: Alleluia, it's the end of this chapter!
Nova: Ya, that was tiring.
Mako: But I wanted to include everyone. I don't know why, but I did.
Nova: If we get some more reviews we'll continue this.
Mako: Hell, if we get no more we'll review we'll probably continue this for our own sick and twisted amusement. And in the next chapter we start with the torture! Well, if you actually read it all and made it down here, please let us know what you think and hit the purple button at the bottom and REVIEW.
Nova: Ya, I don't think it was that bad…. Long…. But not that bad.
Mako: Ya. Ok, so stop reading this crap and review!!!!
