If I could've fainted I would've.
"Alice?" I asked, in a drunken daze.
"Yes Bella, I think we've accomplished it's me!" She said with an eyeroll. Typical Alice.
"Mommy?" Thalia sang from behind the corner. "Come back!"
"MOMMY!?!?!?!?!?!?!" Alice screeched. I smiled weakly. "Isabella Marie Swan, you have a LOT of explaining to do!!!!!"
"Alice, ummmmmm.... can we do this later?" I managed.
"NO!" She stomped through the doorway and slammed the door. She proceeded to drag me to my couch and force me onto it. "Explain!" She
demanded. Luckily, Thalia chose that moment to come dancing through the doorway. "Hi Mommy!!" She proclaimed with a smile. I manged to turn up
the corners of my mouth a little at her. Her happy expression quickly turned to a worried look that looked all wrong on her adorable face. "Mommy,
who's this?" She said in a confused tone. At that moment I couldn't think straight so Alice took the liberty of introducing herself.
"Hi sweetie, I'm Alice! What's your name?" Alice said in a soothing tone. Thalia's face brightened instantly.
"Thalia Elizabeth Cullen! I like you Alice!!" I was doomed. She said CULLEN. Alice turned on me.
"Bella, could I talk to you in the kitchen for a moment?" I'm done for. I nodded weakly and followed her into the kitchen. Alice closed the door and
turned to me silently. Then she exploded.
"HE GOT YOU PREGNANT!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM!! HOW IRRESPONSIBLE, STUPID, SELFISH, IDIOTIC, AND RUDE CAN HE GET!! FIRST HE DOES YOU,
THEN LEAVES YOU, AND DOESN'T EVEN COME BACK AND CHECK ON YOU!! HE'S SO, SO, SO...." Alice roared.
"Alice, CALM!" I said evenly. "
"HOW CAN I BE CALM WHEN MY BROTHER KNOCKED UP MY BEST FRIEND!!" I was desprate to calm her down so I tried something.
"Alice, you're an aunt! You have someone else to shop for!" I tried. It worked.
"OMG, your RIGHT!!!!" She squealed. Then She turned serious again. "You have to tell him, Bella." I looked at her as if she was crazy.
"HELL NO!"
"But Bella-"
"But nothing Alice. Like you said, he did me and left, and if he still cared, he would've come back for me a LONG time ago. So I choose not to tell him
because he wouldn't care anyway." I concluded.
"LISTEN TO ME!! All he EVER does is mope around muttering your name, playing your lullaby, and quite frankly I miss my brother! He was never same
and he'll never be the same until your back in his life! You are going to see him tomorrow with me and that is FINAL!" She demended with a smug
smile.
"OK!" I agreed in a huff. I sighed heavily. Tomorrow was going to be a LONG day.
