A/N: This takes place after "The Return" we're we get to meet Morgan's new girlfriend. I've been given a lot of great ideas by you guys, and will hopefully will have more to post soon. :)


"Well, when do we get to meet her?"

Morgan rolled his eyes. "Rossi, I've only been seeing her for a few months."

From his seat next to Rossi, Hotch snorted. "Dave marries people after he's been seeing them for a few months."

"Hey! That happened once. And she told me she was pregnant!" Rossi retorted, somewhat offended from the sounds of it. "And we're not talking about me; we're talking about Morgan's girlfriend. Is she pretty?"

"You know, Rossi," Reid interjected, "The Bureau's gender equality handbook says we're not supposed to objectify women."

"Why's everyone ganging up on me?"" Rossi asked, raising his hands in a defensive gesture, "But fine. Is she nice?"

"She's very nice."

"What does she do?" Reid asked.

"She's an emergency surgeon."

"Yeah?" Rossi asked, "Which hospital?"

"George Washington. Why?"

"That's were Jo worked. Call Alex and he can tell you the best way to break out onto the roof." Rossi gave Morgan a suggestive smile, leaving no doubt what kind of activities he felt the roof was suited for. Reid, though, didn't seem to get it, if the confused look he gave Rossi was anything to go by.

"Why would he want to be on the roof?" Rossi just raised an eyebrow and after a moment understanding dawned on the kid. "Oh."

"He's not going to be on the roof doing anything," Hotch said evenly, his voice making it perfectly clear that he would be obeyed, "Because breaking into private property is illegal."

Rossi shrugged. "It's romantic."

"Breaking and entering?" Reid asked skeptically.

"Well, I was thinking of roof-tops, actually. But Hotch is probably right." At Hotch's very quiet "probably?" the senior profiler shrugged again and amended himself. "Is right. Don't break the law to impress girls, kids."

"I wasn't going to," Morgan felt obliged to point out, "You're the one who suggested it."

"His mother told me he was a bad influence," Hotch deadpanned, earning a playful cuff to the side of his head, to which he replied with a thoughtful tilt of the head, "Maybe I should tell her you're encouraging the younger generation to break the law?"

Glaring at Hotch, Rossi shook his head in mock lament. "I've taught you too well."

"Maybe I should tell her that too." Hotch's smile was close to cheeky – which was fun in itself – but even funnier was the very disgruntled look Rossi gave the Unit Chief. Morgan understood him, though. He too still had a healthy amount of respect for his mother.

"But seriously; when will we get to meet her? We've met Beth," Rossi pointed out, "At least tell us her name."

"It's Savannah."

Rossi nodded and then turned his gaze on Reid, raising his eyebrows questioningly. "Now do I get to ask if she's pretty?"

"You could just ask Garcia to find pictures," Reid pointed out. Before Morgan had time to smack him for giving the older man that idea, Rossi shook his head.

"Where's the fun in that?"

"Oh, God," Morgan said, apprehension suddenly flooding him, "You're not gonna give me a break about this, are you?" Rossi's devilish smile confirmed his suspicions. "Hotch!"

The Unit Chief raised his eyebrows, turning the page in his report. "With all the hassle he gave me about Beth? Not a chance."

"See? It's management approved," Rossi said smugly, patting Hotch's shoulder. At Morgan's pleading look, he shrugged. "I have two older brothers and more uncles than I can count, Morgan. I've been teased about every girl or woman I've as much as talked to since I was ten. I have no sympathy for you in this."

Stifling a groan, Morgan closed his eyes and let his head fall against the seat with a thump. He should have known letting his team know about Savannah would lead to something like this.