Okay this group seems pretty cool. I mean sure they're from Balamb Garden which is full of rookies, but since they're in SeeD they must be quite distinguished. I kind of wonder what they did to get noticed.
That leader guy, Squall, I can tell he's a bad ass. He's got that loner thing going on. And Zell, well he's obviously gay or questioning. That's cool, I'm fine with his lifestyle. More women for me.
And speaking of which… I wonder who I should hit on. Well I mean I could go for all of them, but… I have to say I'm really a one-woman man. Per night. Heheheh! Okay get serious, now let's think here.
The obvious choice is Rinoa. Dark hair, young, and a killer rack. But she's also got that annoying idealism that would probably drive me nuts. Then again, I don't really care about her talking. But I bet she's the type that will want you to court her and I'd have to listen to at least three dates of liberal babble.
Selphie would probably give it up on the first date, but she's a little young for me. Well is she? I mean she is old enough to be in SeeD. Plus she drips cuteness. She probably likes kitties… maybe she dresses like kitties! Ooh. A cat in bed. That means black leather. I'm not really into leather though, I mean let's get real. I wonder what she's into?
Well I can tell that Quistis is into bondage. I mean who uses a whip as a serious weapon? I'm into bondage too, but my concern is that she might want to tie me up. I don't do that. Or do I? I'm still young, hell I'm a try-sexual. Maybe I'd let her. But no, she's a teacher. She'd probably be as strict as… well then again strict isn't a bad thing.
So who do I choose? Rinoa, Selphie or Quistis? Damn it's tough. Okay okay, let's try Selphie first. She's looking out the train window and singing. Oh yeah, that's totally her. So do you wanna find a cabin and… No I can't just say that to her. Dammit, here's Squall, abort abort abort!
That was close. Oh look who's in this cabin with me. Little miss Mistress herself. Better not hit on her. She's got that "mission" look. Maybe I could help her loosen up though. Ah, no. Let's go look for Rinoa.
Here she is. What the heck? She's asleep. This is the perfect opportunity! No, I couldn't do that. I mean I love women, but I have my morals. Don't I? I mean I thought I did, but if I really am an immoral person, who am I to fight destiny? Okay, one little feel. Just reach slowly and, there we go. Ooh soft. Crap! Oh, good morning Rinoa.
Ow! Ouch! Dammit! Oh! It was an accident! Ow! Probably! Ow!
