A/N: Oh wow I finally updated! Sorry folks but don't hold your breaths for these stories since I tend to wonder to other fandoms and life in general.


Sorry Rabbit But the Chick is for the Kids

The spring Football tournament had already started. Now in their final year, the senior members, Mamori, Kurita, Hiruma, Musashi, Yukimitsu and Ishimaru, had this last chance to savour the game they enjoyed so much. Being the last time the whole team who defeated the Teikoku Alexanders would play the other teams began treating this tournament like the Christmas bowl, wanting revenge or a chance to play with the legendary team. Currently members from Nasa Shuttles and a few others came to help with practice and try to talk to the seniors to come to America after graduation. Along with the former players came a few young children. Some of the American players like Jeremy Watts brought their younger brother, nephew or family friends to Japan for a vacation and to help promote Football to Japanese kids. In total there were about fifteen kids ranging from ages four to twelve. Although it was up to the older American players to watch them Mamori volunteered to do the job since she wanted to be a kindergarten teacher anyways.

"Are you guys excited about playing Football here?" The auburn haired teen asked as she lowered herself to see them at eye-level. As she expected most of the children actively voiced their enthusiasm about the sport.

"Easter..," quietly spoke one small child.

"Oh yeah Easter!" The other boys began to realize that the holiday was the next day.

The young woman was slightly taken back. Being raised in Japan she had never celebrated the Christian holiday but she understood the children wanting to observe their tradition especially since they were far away from home.

"Well Easter is tomorrow maybe something will happen. For now we could practice some catching and throwing before you boys play with the Japanese team."

"Okay!" The kids ran off to grab some footballs to play.

Wide, blue eyes watched the children run around as she thought about what to do for them. After practice while everyone was still around she gathered information about the holiday from the older Americans, talked it over with the Devil Bats and went to the store for supplies.

The next day Mamori came to the clubhouse early to setup. She had just finished the decorations and baskets for the children and now was working on the Easter bunny's basket. Unfortunately decorating the large basket was giving her a lot of trouble. As she was trying to do up a ribbon a very familiar and angry bunny rabbit kicked the door open startling the poor female in the room.

"Fucking Manager!"

"Mou…Hiruma-kun! Don't do that you scared me!" The frightened young women said as she placed a hand on her beating heart.

The young man in the bunny suit smirked in amusement as he watched her heaving chest as she tried to catch her breath. His eyes roamed her body in her current outfit that she was wearing. Hiruma didn't really have a fetish for the Lolita look but…damn! All the frills and ribbons made her look oh so innocent plus the low boat collar showed off her collar bone and gave a peek of her cleavage. And the skirt, although ended above her knees, just screamed 'easy access.' A predatory smirk tugged on his lips as he felt his manhood swell. Good thing he agreed to dress up as a bunny for the kids.

Finally getting frustrated with the ribbon she turned to the tall white rabbit. "Hiruma-kun can you help me with my basket?"

Hiruma stepped up beside the unknowing female. "I'll play with your Easter basket if you lick my chocolate covered eggs. Know what I mean, fucking Manager?"

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"So you talked the Deimon's Football manager into wearing a Lolita dress?" Homer asked his former Wide Receiver.

"Yeah I can't wait to see what she's wearing," Watt's laughed.

"Hey you promised to give us five dollars to mention Easter to the lady," a child mentioned.

"Don't worry I haven't forgotten."

Before they reached the door a loud crash was heard and they were nearly bowled over by a very angry Football manager.

The foreigners looked in the clubhouse to see a large, white bunny on the floor. With a string of curse words he readjusted his head to see that his guests had arrived and that there were chocolate eggs scattered around him. "Well kids," the bunny said, "get to it."


A/N: If you must know what inspired me to write this it was mostly a custom greeting card, which said the most epic holiday sexual innuendo I've ever heard, I found while shopping with friends. Also I used one man's review of V for Vendetta when he saw Natalie Portman in that dress.

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