So I got five. I guess that means that I have to answer. One second, Tony needs a good slap to the head.

Charlie009d: what was the bet you and Tony made?

Tony thought that if he took Abby a Café-Pow she would assume I was dead. Unfortunately, she did. I walked down to the lab an hour later to find my face on all her monitors and Bert the Hippo wrapped in a black scarf. My end of the bet said that Abby would come looking for me. We need to work on her observation skills.

USAFCheif: This is actually a pretty good idea, Gunny.

We know the names of three of your wives: what is the name of the other one and why did she hit you with the golf club?

Damn, I'm old. It's getting hard to remember. Let's see. Shannon was my first, Helen was also technically my first wife. Diane was the second and Stephanie was the last. First off I would like to make it clear that there will not be another. Well, that's what I said when Diane cleared me out. Anyway, Helen was the one who came at me with a baseball bat for reasons unknown. Diane was the one who tried to split my skull open with a seven iron. I think it was because she found a picture of Shannon and Kelly and assumed I was cheating on her, even thought I know she had been cheating on me for the last month of our marriage.

Bobjeff4tony: who do you think is more sexy Ziva or Abby?

Do you have sister? Or maybe even a daughter or cousin you know really well? Go stick your tongue down one of their throats and tell me how sexy they are. Besides they aren't red head and they are too young. I think this is a question for Tony, who happens to be reading this over my shoulder and laughing.

Julie507: Gibbs,
I've been think'in about my Dad today. Do you have a favorite
memory of Jack?

Julie

I hope you have a good relationship with your dad because I sure as hell don't. But I have to say, things have been getting better. I guess I'm still bitter about him getting over my mom so quickly.

My favorite memory of Jack? That's a hard one. When I was ten or eleven I had a big old ugly yellow lab, I loved that thing. I named it Yeller, like from the book. Anyway, my dad and I would go out rabbit hunting and Yeller would run ahead, but he would always come back when we called him. One time he didn't, so natural stupidity took its course and I ran after him. Next thing I know I'm standing not ten feet away from a big black bear, I was standing right between her and her cub. So momma bear starts growling and Yeller comes charging out of nowhere and starts attacking her. At that point I didn't give a shit about my own life, I just wanted my dog to be ok. So I started hooting and hollering, and the bear tosses Yeller like a rage doll and comes charging at me.

I don't really remember what happen after that. Yeller died, I know that. But I do remember my dad carrying me home, I guess he shot the bear, because it became a rug in our den.

I hope that satisfied your curiosity, good luck with your dad.

Kunoichi: Did someone ever break rule 23 and if so , what happened

Abby did once, but I let it slide. When DiNozzo was a probie he made the mistake of sitting at my desk and drinking my coffee while I was in autopsy with Ducky. Let's just say Director Morrow found him curled up in the fetal position locked in the interrogation room forty-eight hours later.

Tony refuses to speak about what happened to this very day.

Well that's all the questions, keep them coming and I will keep answering I guess.