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Disclaimer: Lancaeriel Peredhil does not own anything but the memory of what happened and the babysitters, all the rest belongs to Stan Lee the creator of Marvel.
Loki: And thank Odin for that!
Me:*glomp*
Loki: Hey! Somebody get this mortal off of me!
Me: Hehehehehe, Loki. Loki need hug. Loki.
Loki: Help! Thor!
Thor: Sorry brother, but I have been given the all mighty pop tarts provided that I give you no assistance in escaping. Also Lancaeriel apologizes for the nonexistence line breaks; she will try to make sure they show up this time.
Me: Sorry 'bout that folks!
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"KATIE!"
Natasha hid a smile as she heard Megan's frantic screech echo through the halls.
'It seems that the boy's have everything under control.' She thought as Katie, oblivious to her friend's dilemma sorted through the bottles of various liquid medicines.
"All these bottles and not one of them are for kids." She heard Katie mutter to herself in frustration.
She turned to ensure Katie was engrossed in finding the medicine before slipping out of the hall, there was no way she was going to let the boys have all the fun!
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"Found him!" Clint heard Loki exclaim before the air was shattered with another piercing shriek.
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!" Megan cried as she ran around the living room flailing her arms in a desperate attempt to rid her body of its unwanted scaly passenger that the god of mischief had magicked around her neck.
"Oh my god, that poor girl." A voice said at his shoulder.
"It seems that it wasn't only Loki causing the trouble on Asgard now does it?" Clint asked with a trace of humor in his voice as he turned to face his partner.
"Any trouble with Katie?"
She smirked, "If by trouble you mean looking doggedly for the nonexistent children's Advil then yes, though I'm sure Pepper won't appreciate the fact that her carefully alphabetized medical system has been tampered with."
"You know she'll blame Stark anyway."
"True, so what's been going on, on your end?"
He sighed, "Well, Loki, Stark, and Thor have been taking turns terrorizing Megan with the snake skin, and now the snake that Loki has conjured up, while Bruce is trying his best not to Hulk out, and Cap looks like he either wants to save the damsel in distress or join in on the fun."
"Seems like you boys have got it all under control so far, so where are we going to put her?" 'Tasha asked ready to start the next phase of the plan.
"I think Thor said something about locking her in the guest bathroom or something like that." Bruce called over from his corner.
"What?" Megan shrieked in confusion, momentarily forgetting the reptile around her neck.
"For Asgard!" Thor hollered as he took advantage of her lapse in attentiveness to tackle her to the ground.
"Get off me you devil spawn!" she hollered clearly at the end of her patients.
"Did you hear that brother? She called us devil spawn!" Loki cried gleefully.
"Ah it doth bring back so many happy memories."Thor replied with a blissful smile.
"What kind of six year old says doth?"
"Obviously that one." Tony pointed out in a bored tone.
"What the hell is wrong with you people?" Megan wailed as Thor and Loki happily dangled the snake in her face while shouting something in Celtic, apparently whoever babysat the two gods when they were younger probably had either a high tolerance for crazy or an unbreakable playpen.
"Where to start?" Bruce asked passively from his corner.
"KATIE!"
"Oh shut up you mewling quim!" Natasha snapped at her, startling everyone into silence,
"Quim?" everyone asked in unison
"Never mind that, what's important is that we put her up somewhere, and then up deal with Katie, so any suggestions? Thor, didn't you say something about a bathroom?"
"Aye lady 'Tasha. When my brother and I were young we had locked a nurse inside one of the more out of the way chamber rooms, and she was not discovered until… Loki when was she discovered."
Loki's eyes widened, "I think we may have to make a quick visit home after this is done."
"Okay peoples! Let's get this girl into the bathroom and find Katie!" Tony said rubbing his hands energetically.
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Katie sighed, after fifteen minutes of looking for the blasted children's Advil she turned around to find Natasha missing.
"Where in the world is she?" Katie muttered to herself as she wandered down yet another barren hallway. Honestly the floor wasn't that big and the elevator buttons were too high for someone of the girl's stature to reach.
"Maybe Megan can find her." She muttered to herself as she turned at a random corner only to see her best friend being thrown like a sack of potatoes into a room by the blonde six year old, Thor his name was while the others just looked on. She was contemplating on turning tail and running when Natasha turned to see her.
"Looks like I found Katie." The little girl said a gun clearly in her hands.
"AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Oh poor Katie I feel bad for her, oh well looks like Natasha found her gun. Sorry if the ending is fail guys, I considered leaving it with just Tony but I had already had a goal in mind and wanted to reach it. Thank you guys again for the kind reviews, please keep them coming, Loki plushies to all those who reviewed! Next chapter will be longer I swear!
Ta Ta For Now!
~Morgan
