Hello, my friend has insisted that I write more so there will be several chapters after this one. Not sure how many yet. Anyway here is the next chapter.
Chapter 2: Films
Well, let's say that wasn't the end of the Death Eater meeting. Yes Voldemort did get asked about why muggles have toasters again and again the Death Eaters tried to explain to him why muggles have toasters. Somehow, this lead to Voldemort's extremely insane obsession of Twilight.
"Severus, you say before that Twilight was made into a film..." Voldemort stated.
"Yes, I did my Lord," Snape replied.
"Well I was wondering, what's a film?" Voldemort asked looking very puzzled.
"A film is a story told in such a sequence of images which is shown on a screen," Snape explained.
"Huh?" Voldemort said.
"Basically, it's a long programme that you watch on the TV," Draco shouted at Voldemort.
"Do you want to be Crucioed?" Voldemort threatened.
"No." Draco responded sheepishly.
"Well then shut up," Voldemort said.
Draco remained quiet so he decided to get out his iPhone again and text Hermione since he hadn't spoken to her in like 30 minutes via phone. They had been secretly going out since the start of sixth year. However Draco had fancied her since thrid year where she punched him in the face.
"Anyway now I know what a film is, how do I watch it?" Voldemort enquired.
"Well like Draco er... said you need to watch it on a TV and you may need a DVD player," Narcissa exxplained who happened to do Muggle Studies at Hogswarts and somehow remembered how to watch films.
"What's a TV and DVD player?" Voldemort asked.
"A television is a system of producing a moving image and accompanying sound on a distant screen," Snape started. (AN you probably figured that I have been using a dictionary)
"A DVD player is a machine where you watch DVD's on," Wormtail finsihed.
"Ok what's a DVD?" Voldemort asked.
"A DVD is a digital video disk so basically it contains the fim in it," Draco said since he just wanted this meeting to be over since Voldemort was being exceptionally thick.
"WHY DON'T YOU USE A MUGGLE DICTIONARY TO FIND OUT WHAT ALL THE WORDS MEAN!" Bellatrix screamed who had finally lost her patience.
"Do you want to be Crucioed?" Voldemort threatened.
"Haven't you used that threat already?" Lucius stated.
"So,"Voldemort snapped
Lucius remained silent. This was one of the times when you just had to be quiet because the Voldemort was in one of his moods. Generally, the Dark Lord had mood swings because of the amount of 'stress' he was. He was scared that Harry Potter was going to run in and kill him since he forgets that he has horcruxes and a bunch of Death Eaters to protect him.
"Anyway, does anyone own the Twilight DVD?" Voldemort asked.
"Can't you just transfigurate something into it?" Avery stated.
"Oh yes, well done Avery for being a genius. That means I can transfigurate something into a DVD player and a TV as well," Voldemort ranted.
"Why didn't you just tell Voldemort that in the first place?!" Lucius shouted
"Well he didn't ask that," Avery replied annoyed.
"Shut up you two, I want to watch Twilight," Voldemort said urgently.
"My lord, could you please watch the film after our meeting?" Snape asked as politely as he could.
"Fine. What was this meeting about anyway?" Voldemort asked.
"You wondering what muggle book to read," Wormtail reminded Voldemort.
"Oh yes, I remember and Severus said that his favourite book was Fifty Shades of Grey," Voldemort stated.
"EW! Don't remind me of that," Bellatrix shrieked; Snape justed rolled his eyes at her.
"What's wrong with Fifty Shades of Grey?" Snape asked.
"EVERYTHING!" Draco shouted.
"Well, the Dark Lord likes Twilight," Snape exclaimed.
"But that's just him," Draco replied.
"Hey don't be rude or I will Imperio you," Voldemort stated.
"Well done my Lord you came up with a different insult," Lucius praised.
"Thank you but I prefer the other one. Now can we change the topic to something less disturbing?" Voldemort asked.
"How about favourite films?" Wormtail suggested eagerly.
"Wonderful idea Wormtail. I will start my favourite film is Twilight," Voldemort declared.
"Pirates of the Carrribbean," Draco said still looking at his phone.
"No no no no you are doing it all wrong Draco. You needed to say my favourite film is... got it," Voldemort explained. Draco nodded.
"Ok then my favourite film is Pirates of the Caribbean," Draco replied bored.
"Thank you, next," Voldemort said.
"My favourite film is Titanic," Narcissa stated.
"I hate that film," Bellatrix said.
"Why?" Narcissa asked.
"Because it is a love film," Bellatrix explained.
"What about the part when the boat sinks," Luicus suggested.
"I love that part! There is sooo much death! Bellatrix exclaimed eagerly.
"Enlighten us Bellatrix what is your favourite film?" Voldemort asked excitedly.
"My favourite film is Final Desination," Bellatrix stated proudly.
"I thought you would say that," Lucius said.
"Go on then Lucius what's yours?" Voldemort asked.
"My favourite film is Letters to Juliet," Lucius said rather sheepishly.
"Wait what you like Letters to Juliet but isn't that a chick flic," Bellatrix chuckled but it ended up into laughter.
Eventually, the entrie room (except for Lucius obivously) was in laughter. Narcissa had tears in her eyes and was wondering why on earth she had married this man. Bellatrix had fallen off her chair and wasn't bothering to get up since she couldn't get over what Lucius had said. The reaction happened to look also the same when the Dark Lord had announced that he liked Twilight. However Lucius looked completely embarassed, he was blushing bright red which looked extremely abnormal on a Malfoy since they were so pale.
Finally the silence was broken up by Voldemort who wanted to watch Twilight and told them all to bog off but he said that he would see them tomorrow. Snape decided that to go to the Order and see if they could use the information about Lucius liking Letters for Juliet for blackmail.
Death Eater meetings were never normal.
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