Ace:To everyone Imma tell you shit now so listen:
1st: Naruto changed his name, cuz he does not want any relation to his family
2nd: Who on their right state of mind would listen to a toad that's just dreaming shit up, I mean seriously
3rd : This is fanfiction, I can make Naruto shit out gold if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna do it, since it would be weird.
Sorry for the rant, just read one of the reviews, it pissed me off so you guys must be asking why did you have him learn Kenjutsu, well it's so Kazuma can have something other than wind mastery, after all this is the ninja world. Enjoy the show.
Konoha Ninja Academy, The Next Day
Kazuma went towards a room filled with people who were at least five years older than him. " I'm here to take my test" said Kazuma to one of the instructors. " Get lost brat, this place is for those who are tested to become Genin" said the instructor. " I am" said Kazuma as he showed the man a slip of paper. " Fine then, perform three jutsu of your choice" said the man. "Wind Style: Hell's whirlwind" said Kazuma as a black cyclone covered his entire body. " Wind Style: Cyclone Barrage" said Kazuma as the tornado around him turned into small cyclones which were destroying the floor. " Wind Style: Twister's Rage" said Kazuma as the small twisters launched out dozens of wind blades destroying most of the class room. " You pass here is you hitate" said the man as he handed Kazuma a headband with a metal plate, which had the leaf symbol on it. " You'll be assigned your team tomorrow." Said the man.
The Next day, Ninja Academy
"Alright then brats, the teams are as follows" said the man from yesterday. Kazuma ignored most of the team's until his name was called out.
"Team 7, Kazuma Yagami, Aiba Mui, and Ayano Kannagi you sensei will be Kakashi Hatake and Obito Uchiha." Said the man.
Two hours later
All of the students were picked up by their senseis except for three people.
Kazuma, a girl around the same age as him with black hair with a pink pin and pink eyes, and a girl who was older than him by a year or two with long red hair and eyes. "Where the hell are they?" yelled the redhead. "Would you shut up, people are trying to sleep here" said Kazuma as he once again lied down on the desk. "I swear if they are not here in the next five minutes, I'm gonna burn them" said the redhead. " They're here" said Kazuma as he stood up. " What are you talking abou-" said the redhead, but she was cut off by a silver haired man and a brown haired man appearing. " What took you so damn long" said the girl. " My first impression of you is, your boring, meet us on the roof" said the silver haired man before disappearing.
The redhead and blackette scurried to get to the top, but Kazuma was just walking at a normal pace."Why on Earth did Kami ask me to be here again?" thought Kazuma
Flashback
"Naruto, do you know why I approached you?" asked Kami. " I don't know" said Naruto as he was making jutsus for his wind element. " You see us deities cannot directly interfere with the human realm, so I chose you to be my agent." Said Kami. "What exactly do I do as your agent?" asked Naruto. " You just have to do a few missions from time to time." Said Kami.
Flashforward
"Oh right, that's why" said Kazuma as he Body Flickered the rest of the way.
Roof
Kazuma and his team were sitting directly against the two men, who were leaning on the railing.
" Alright let's start with introductions, my name is Kakashi Hatake, my likes are none of your concern, my dislikes I dislike a lot of things, my hobbies, I have a lot of hobbies, dreams for the future, can't say I thought about it" said the silver haired man."All we got was his name" though the genin.
"My name is Obito Uchiha, I like Spicy foods, I dislike traitors, my hobbies are sleeping and reading, my dream, I haven't really thought about it" said the other man. "You next tomato" said Obito.
" I AM NOT A TOMATO, MY NAME IS AYANO KANNAGI" yelled the redhead. "Whatever" said Obito. " My name is Ayano Kannagi, I like sweets, I dislike jerks, my hobbies are eating sweets, my dream is to succeed as heiress of the Kannagi clan" said Ayano." You next black" said Kakashi.
"My name is Aiba Mui, I like my older brother Tsuganashi and sweet things, I dislike it when people eat all the sweets without giving me anything, my hobby is training with my brother, my dream is to get stronger than my brother." Said the black haired girl." Lastly, you Mudhead" said Obito.
"Really mudhead, is that really the best you can do." Said Kazuma. " My name is Kazuma Yagami, I like relaxing and wine, I dislike violence without getting paid, and toads, my hobbies are none of your concern, my dream is to simply earn enough money so that I can relax in luxury." Said Kazuma.
"Alright, so we have a hothead, a brocon and an enigma, great" thought Kakashi. " Meet us tomorrow at Training Ground 7 for your real Genin test." Said Kakashi. " What do you mean real Genin test, I thought we were already Genin" said Ayano. " The Academy was built to weed out the worthless, your test begins at 5 AM tomorrow, don't be late, and word of advice don't eat breakfast or you'll puke" said Kakashi as he and Obito disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
Kazuma then got up and walked away. " Where the hell do you think you're going?" asked Ayano. " I was going to eat at that Barbeque place downtown, you guys coming" said Kazuma. " You mean that really expensive place across Ichiraku Ramen" said Mui. " Yeah that place, why" said Kazuma. " No thanks, that place is too expensive for me" said Mui. "Fine then, I'm buying, just this once anyway." Said Kazuma. Mui and Ayano went up at his face and said " Really?". " Yeah, now will you two get out of my face, so we can get there" said Kazuma as he the two girls were getting too close for his liking.
" Alright let's go" said Ayano as she dashed off." She does know that the restaurant is the other way right" said Kazuma. Mui just giggled.
