Sorely disappointed at the lack of attempts to guess the pickup line, but at least someone got it.
You may or may not have noticed that the days aren't in sequential order. I'm skipping a few days. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Though however much I wish it were, it belongs to JKR.
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-Day Four-
In a hotel on a stakeout mission…
The Minister of Magic had just dispatched them on a joint reconnaissance mission. They arrived at the prearranged location and marveled at its squalid stature.
Draco entered from the door adjoining their two rooms. He set a course for her questionably clean bed, laid down, and settled in.
Hermione furrowed her eyebrows in confusion. "Don't you have your own bed to sleep on?"
Without opening his eyes he spoke, "If I said no would you let me share yours?"
"Why do I bother?" she threw up her arms in frustration. "Come on, let's just get down to it."
"I don't know, Granger. Girls usually buy me dinner first."
"I meant the case file," she rolled her eyes, used to his cheekiness.
"Hold on. Wait a minute… this room looks a little shifty to me."
"Everything here looks shifty."
"You make a very valid point. More importantly, do those smoke alarms work?"
She resisted the temptation to roll her eyes, "I haven't exactly tested them. But I they look like they do, why?"
"Now, see. I have to disagree. Because if they did, they would've known that you were smokin' hot.."
A pillow traveling at high speeds hit him square on the forehead.
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Congratulations:
l. o. v. e. luna
They correctly guessed the correct pickup line for Day One which is something along the lines of: "Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
If you missed it last chapter, try again for this update. It does not have to be exact, just close enough.
For whoever guesses the correct original pickup line from which I've modified to fit the story will get a sneak peek—meaning a line or two—of the next day in the drabblefic. Leave your preferred contact information, so that I can send it to you if you're right.
