2nd Chappy People!! I'm ready to perfect my chappy writings so the more constructive reviews the better.

Black-Blue Moonlight Neko: Here's your chance to read.

BackYard: Thanks for the heads up. I forgot about scene changes, and I'll try to fill up about 5 or 4 word document pages this time. Hint, hint, TRY!

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Thank You my first 4 reviewers. I LOVE YOU so DAMN much. The rest of yahs, YOU MISSED OUT.

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'Tick, tick, tick.'

Shit. Shit. Shit.

'Tick, tick, tick.'

Damn. Damn. DAMN!

Just sitting here looking at Sasuke and Naruto's antics, was not helping my current situation, at all. Ino was fidgeting with her hair, and Neji was throwing pieces of paper on my desk. My nostrils were flared dangerously and my hand got closer to Neji's neck with every passing second. Damn Kakashi and his fruity ass. Slowly he flipped the pages of his little perverted book and I formulated a plan to get the book away from him. I took one of the many piling up pieces of paper and wrote a small note to Naruto.

" ' Hey, get ur boifriend and tell him 2 ask 2 use da bathroom.' "

Naruto tapped Sasuke on the shoulder carefully and whispered the plan in his ear. Without a look back heraised his hand frantically and acted his part out carefully.

"SENSEI! I am in dire need of a restroom break!"

"…"

"SENSEI!"

"Fine…I'll escort you." Just as Kakashi was about to grab his book, Sasuke grabbed him quickly and dragged him to the bathroom.

We all stared at the book. I jumped up to grab it.

"Now class, no perverted reads in this classroom. So we will dispose of this quickly and quietly. Any objections?" Everyone looked at me as if I grew two heads and they had signs on their faces that said, "Hey I'm Santa, meet my Elf."

"So…anyone have a lighter?" Neji threw me a dragon encrusted lighter and I smirked.

"All in favor of burning the book say, "Nay."

A chorus echoed throughout the room loud enough to make you believe a horse was alive in there.

"Alrighty then." With that, I set the book on fire, and people cheered as I tossed it out the nearby open window. I chucked the lighter back at Neji, and sat in my seat resuming the bored expression I held before.

Sasuke and Kakashi , as if on cue, arrived as soon as I sat. Sasuke smirked lightly, and we all waited in anticipation.

Kakashi looked about for his book calmly. Soon his speed amplified. This continued faster and faster until whole bits of his desk began to fling across the room. He jolted and striked at the air, barked and trudged until finally he began to glare severely at us.

"I am only gonna ask this question once, and ONLY once. Who…no, WHAT the HELL happened to my book? I'll make DAMN well sure that EVERY last one of you WILL suffer."

We all gulped in unison.

"Alriiiiiighty then. We need chairs, lotion, ropes, and skimpy clothing." Freakily, Kakashi Sensei grinned ear to ear manically like that of our very own Gaara of the Sand.

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MAN. Why. Just oh my, why, why, WHY?

Now chastisement comes in very different forms and shapes. But this was just plain cruel, and torturous. Strapped to a chair, Ino's legs on top of mine, privates touching too closely, and some funny smelling lotion that is seemingly turning Ino on, is incredibly, dreadfully, and appallingly bizarre consequence for any man or woman to suffer, and I can definitely say the same for the guys. Naruto and Neji, and Sasuke and some random kid, Sa-Sia—Sai all have it bad, yeah, pretty much a bloody Hell that the Devil himself didn't formulate.

"Ooh, Saku." Oh geez, here we go.

"What?" I snapped.

"I feel like I should tease you." T-t-tease? Say wha?

"H-Hn? T-t-t-te-tease, wh-wha-what do ya m-mean –t-tease."

"I'm just so…I don't know."

"I-oh-m-man, I, uh, am N-NOT 'bo-bou—'bout to be t-t-t,"

"Hee,hee-hee, you sound like Hinata-chan."

"…" I remained silent and addressed Kakashi Sensei carefully.

"Sensei, does this lotion have any side effects?" I waited for a reply.

"Oh yes. The wearer becomes insanely horny as you can see Sakura." I cringed as my attention was turned back to an ever lurking Ino.

"So Saku-chan," Ino started while making little circles on my inner thigh. Kakashi Sensei was smart enough to leave Ino's hands untied, and mine tied as he did with the rest of the victims.

"Ahhhh…stop it."

"Why should I if I know you like it?"

"I do—don't like it o-one bi-bit."

"Hmmm…what happens if I,"

"Please…" I shut up instantly and she grinned wickedly at me.

"Please, what?" I remained silent but in spite of me her circles continued to grow closer to my core. I withheld a moan but she seemed to notice.

"Sa-ku-ra. You are aroused." She nuzzled her nose against my neck. The hairs on my neck stood up. I could feel my insides roar in anger at my tied up situation and my core called for Ino's body. I could hear Sasuke and Sai gettin' it, and Naruto and Neji weren't far from it either. Her tongue traveled from my neck to my ear lobe, and she sucked gently. It couldn't get much worse.

"So… please what?"

"…Please."

"I don't what in the world you're talking about." What's a bitch always a bitch.

"Ino." I said with more force.

"Hm, ready to tell me exactly what you want?"

"…"

"No? Then we'll wait." She stared lustfully at me, and I squirmed partially from her stare and partially from the uncomfortable moisture inhabited right in between my legs. I began the whine and shuffle my feet in anger. Just when I was about to give in Ino said something earth shattering .

"Saku?"

"…"

"I don't know if I can wait for you much longer." My eyes widened as she tilted inwards, extremely close to me and whispered tenderly into my ear,

"Please what Saku-chan? Please what?

"Please…kiss me." Our lips connected slowly. My first impulse was to pull her closer, but my tethered body and hands prevented any of this. She stroked my cheek leisurely. I moaned softly and before we knew it we were unbound. I broke the kiss suddenly to glance at Kakashi.

"Class. We have finished detention. The lotion has worn off and you are free to put on your clothes." Ino looked at me shyly, and then glared fiercely.

"I still hold no likings for you Haruno."

"You think I like you Yamanaka? Pssh, dream on."

"BE GONE YOU INSECTS!!" Kakashi Sensei yelled scaring us all out the door with our clothes half on.

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I lied down on my bed staring up at the ceiling thinking of today's events. How often did one girl get to kiss her enemy who was intoxicated with this "magical" lotion, and to still be sexually charged 6 hours later? It couldn't be much worse. I was living a Gossip Girl episode right now.

The memories replayed in my head, and my sexual heat got higher and higher with every replay. I absentmindedly slipped my fingers into my pants. I plunged into my center and pumped slowly at first. I ascended into high speed as I felt my climax approaching. My hips bucked quickly as I thought of Ino. I erupted all over my fingers, and some of the juices flowed down my legs.

Oh My GRILLZ!

I just came to the image of Yamanaka Ino. Awwww MAN! That's just gross.

Damn that Kakashi and his antics, damn my imagination, DAMN THAT PERVERTED BOOK!

URGH!!

I sprang from my bed to shower as well as to cleanse my mind. Ino was running all up and through it and furthermore it was starting to bother me that I couldn't avoid the thoughts burned fresh in my mind. I jumped in without hesitation. The cold water rushed over me. It persistently warmed up. I washed my hair carefully, massaging my scalp, carefully washing it with the sweet pea scent. My body was scrubbed much in the same way washing the sweat, drool, and whatever else was caked on to my body.

I stepped out and admired my body in the mirror. My sizable boobs did not compare with those of Hinata's or Choji's (A/N: Bwhahahaha! I could not resist!), but they were nice all the same. My ass was nothing compared to any American or Canadian for that matter, but it fit the rest of my body. I was happy with my naturally pink hair and eyebrows, not to mention my sparkling jade green eyes. I could understand her desire, but why mine?

I slipped on my bra and my oversized t-shirt and crawled into the covers. I yawned sleepily. Who cares about Yamanaka? I need sleep with or without her.

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Urgh… I am dog tired. Kiba keeps on bugging me about what happened yesterday and frankly at this time in the morning I could care less what this perverted asshole might think about my kiss with Ino.

"—Oh I heard ya'll were all over each other like glue ya know. Sasuke told me. And Sai was already hard and stuff by time he and Sasuke were touching, and—"

"Look bud. Go screw Akamaru, or Shino, k? I honestly don't give a damn about what you heard saw or bothered to listen to. Sasuke is a classic example of a gay emo, and Sai is a gaifer waifer. So talk to me when something that doesn't surprise me comes up."

"…"

"Yah…Kibler I love your furry ass too." Kiba stormed off in the other direction mad as hell until he ran into Hinata.

"Hina-chan. I was lookin' for you." He sighed and hugged her. TenTen sauntered over to me and grinned brightly.

"Saku! I'm glad you're awake. I haven't seen you since your death penalty with Yamanaka."

"Yah, I'm surprised I'm alive."

"I am to—ooh! Temari! Temari come' ere!" Temari glared in her direction and limped over pitifully. We all sat in a row waiting for the morning assembly to start.

"No shouting so loud, Panda. I partied hard last night." TenTen scoffed loudly.

"W—ell then, tell Kankuro and Gaara to get a grip on their parties."

" 'Scuse me Mommy, I thought I was older than you."

" Pardon me, I thought I was smarter than you." Temari stood up suddenly and yelled directly over TenTen.

"I don't think you should tell ME what to do." TenTen also stood to her feet.

"I don't think you should talk over ME."

"I don't—"

"SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm tired, Temari's got a hangover, and TenTen GO HIDE IN A CORNER SO YOUR SUNSHINE DON'T GET PUT OUT BY MY RAIN!!" I seethed and everyone seemed to quite down immediately. SEEMED. All except one.

"Haruno."

"Yamanaka."

"Did you enjoy our kiss?" Ino's lackeys, Tayuya and Karin, gasped dramatically and giggled among themselves.

"Bah, I've had better with dead fish."

"Oh contrary to what you said yesterday." She sneered. "I recall you saying: 'Please…kiss me.'"

"I only did that to stop you breathe from melting my face off. You really needed a tic-tac." She looked at me with anger, but I could see I hint of sadness and hurt within her vigorous glower.

" I'll have you know, Haruno, that's not what your tongue said to me yesterday." She turned on her heel and sat a few rows behind TenTen, Temari, and I.

" Ino est mea inimium unum." Thank God for Latin. Nobody could understand my tongue so anything was possible.

"Tu es stultior quam asinus." I laughed and everyone around me seemed to be surprised at my sudden guffaws.

"HEY YA'LL!!" From that moment assemblies had begun and Tsunade-sama was ready to talk for an hour and 30 minutes.

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Math oh math. Iruka-Sensei, doesn't make anything easy in math. Math is relatively easy when the Sensei knows how to make it somewhat interesting. But this, this is just plain, unrated bullshit.

"M'kay class. Do pages 612-614." Iruka said monotonously.

"Are you joshin' me?" Kiba said loudly.

"Joshing, Kiba, is no word and besides I'm not kiddin'." Kiba grumbled and set off to his work, as did the rest of us. Calculus was too easy for me. Being a senior was too easy for me. Being in college would be just as easy. Hell, being alive was simple. But, not with Ino around. She was…a distraction. Awww. I'm horny as hell again. Thank God, she wasn't in my class right now.

"Hey, Iruka-Sensei." I shouted.

"Hn?"

"What do I do after I finish?"

"Ah…sleep, you probably need it after your sexcapade." He chortled quietly and I frowned in response. Even teachers were teasing me about it. Neji snickered quietly next to me. I flicked him a note and he blushed as he read it.

" Shut ^ r3tard. U &Narutard w3r n0t actin' much b3tt3r. T3ll SasUK3 n0t 2 b33 talkin' 3ith3r. Him & Sai w3r g3ttin' it 2. I sw3ar I'll spr3ad rum0rs ab0ut u all.(A/N: I absolutely despise when people type like this, so don't flame me 'bout it.)

I slept through math and woke up when the bell rang. Science was next and guess who was my lab partner? The one and only EMO! Sasuke UCHIHA!

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"Dammit, UCHIHA! Hydrochloric acid and skin DO NOT MIX!" I ran around the room grabbing my hand as the acid melted through my skin. Kurenai howled and told me to dash to the sink. I reached the sink and showered my hand in the water. The sad part is that didn't help.

"MY HAND IS BURNING OFF!" I snarled and raved and tried to get rid of the pain. Kurenai pulled out some random ointment and rubbed on the depleting skin. The burning stopped, but my hand felt exceedingly deadened.

"Sasuke, you bastard, you could've killed me!" I seethed.

"I didn't know that would happ—"

"Didn't know my ASS!"

"…"

"Yeah, you better stay quiet you…" I felt tremendously nauseous. Everything in the room was spinning. I glanced at my hand and blood was running down my arm and to the floor. My stomach heaved, bile rose, burned my throat and spilled onto Uchiha's skater shoes. Another wave passed and my contents were again emptied on Uchiha.

I faded into darkness, but the last thing I did hear was Ino's voice saying,

"Saku?! SAKU?! DON'T DIE!!"

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Author's Note: Latin was used in the chapter since I am becoming more and more fluent with it. Bare with me, Latin is not easy to learn and not all my sentences will be complicated or extremely ornate.

Ino est mea inimium unum. = Ino is my number one enemy.

Tu es stultior quam asinus. = You are dumber than an ass.

ENJOY and review. This chappy is 8 pages long and better look like it. This chappy is many words long so after I'm done typing this, I'll tell you. I will eventually the POV's will switch to Ino, and more logical romance will begin. This will be a funny slow paced story so bare with me.

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Her hands strolled up and down my thigh through my dress. I shivered.

"Saku, I was worried." I nodded and held her and as she leaned over me tenderly.

"I don't wanna be mean to you anymore Saku." Tears streamed down her face, and I was frustrated I couldn't wipe them away.

"Saku…" Though I couldn't talk I grasped her hand tighter.

"I…I…"

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