No more PMSing

Disclaimer: Nope I don't own nada … well my DVD box set and manga/anime collection I do own but besides that nope nada

Author: icedragongurl

Anime: Hellsing

Rating: PG-13 for Period talk

Summary: Due to a wide demand of continuing I have decided to continue. A disgusted Integra, confused Alucard, an embarrassed Seras, and a grossed out Walter. What more can I say? (No longer a Oneshot)

Part: 2/3

Seras let out an annoyed snarl as she got out of the shower, even if her master was hot looking! It didn't give him a right to barge into her bathroom! While she was in the shower! NAKED! She dried her hair and combed it out of any tangles it may have had. Her legs were shiny and smooth, her hair soft and shimmery, any trace of ghoul blood gone. Smiling to herself in pride, she wrapped her fluffy, soft black towel around her chest and opened the door.

Only to fall back on her ass in fright, there right in front of the previously closed door, was Alucard. His arms crossed and a smirk playing on his face. "It seems that my presence sweeps you right off your feet, eh Police girl?" Seras glared at him and stood back up all the while adjusting her towel. For some reason it felt as though she wasn't covered at all. "Shut up Master. What do you want?" He sat down in the chair by her table and kicked his feet up on top on the wooden table.

"You never answered my last question." Seras popped in her Avril Lavigne CD and pressed play

"I just watched her make the same mistakes again and again

What's wrong what's wrong now?

Too many too many problems

Doesn't know where she belongs

Where she belongs

She wants to go home

But nobodies home

That's where she lies

Broken inside

There's no place to go

TO dry her eyes

Broken inside"

Alucard quirked his eyebrow, the lyrics in the song was ironically a lot like Seras Victoria. She was trying to dodge that question; he had no clue what was embarrassing about it. She glared at him, "Close your eyes master!" "Why?" "CAUSE I WANNA GET DRESS!" He huffed in annoyance and closed his eyes, not that he couldn't see anyways. He watched through an extra eye that she hadn't seemed to notice. She pulled her tight black shirt on and then her faded denim jeans. She glared at him. "I know you were watching me!" Alucard gave a look of hurt reproach "I have no clue what you're talking about

"Open your eyes

And look outside

Find the reasons why

You've been rejected

And now you can't find

What you've left behind

Be strong Be strong now

Too many Too many problems

Don't know where she belongs

Where she belongs

She wants to go home, but nobodies home

It's where she lies broken inside

There's no place to go No place to go

To dry her eyes

Broken inside"

Alucard frowned at his fledgling, "So are you going to answer my question or not?" Seras blushed a bright red. She really didn't want to explain this to him. "Errmmmm… let's just say, a human female has something once a month for four days where blood comes out of them and it cleans out their insides for the new month, if the woman is pregnant also called Carrying a child within the womb. She doesn't have her period. During a period woman wear Pads to soak up the blood or tampons to do the same job. That's what a period is okay? You happy now? That's one of the more embarrassing subjects I'd rather never have to talk about again!"

Alucard gave her a look 'that's all it is?' "All you had to say was menstrual cycle, after all they had that back when I was a human. They must have changed the name over the decades." Seras froze in shock. She had to explain that to him even though he already knew! "ARRRGHHHH! YOU ARE SO ANNOYING MASTER!" Alucard was confused "How am I annoying?" "Because you just embarrassed me!"

" Her feelings she hides Her dreams she can't find

She losing her mind

She's falling behind

She can't find her place

She losing her faith

She's fallen from grace

She's all over the place

She wants to go home

But nobodies home

That's where she lies

Broken insides

There's no place to go

No place to go

To dry her eyes

Broken inside

She's lost inside

Lost inside"

The song ended and started a new one. "Is there any particular reason you played that song Police girl?" Seras looked up from her excavation for a pair of socks, giving him a look of what-the-hall-are-you-talking-about? "You know exactly what I'm talking about Seras. That Song just a second ago, the one about being broken" Seras paused to think and then she realized what song he was talking about. She laughed "No, although I love that song that's why I played it. I feel like that song explains how I feel.inside." She smiled a small weak smile at him.

"I guess you might call it my favorite song all around." For some reason inside of him was a spark of sympathy for the girl instead of that coldness that he usually felt. "Oi, police girl." Seras looked up again from her sock drawer, "Nani?" "Don't be an idiot. Hellsing manor is your home. There will always be someone here for you. SO don't get all depressed". Seras's eyes went wide for a moment is realization of what he said, a small smile crossed her lips but then she smirked evilly, "Don't think I won't tell Integra that you barged into my bathroom while I was in the shower and that you asked me what a period is."

"He did what?" came a voice from the door way, Seras and Alucard blinked and both of their heads turned to where it had come from. Integra stood there infuriated with a folder clenched in her fist. Alucard was suppressing the urge to whimper in fear at the terrifying looks in his masters' eyes. Seras didn't actually mean to tell Integra but she enjoyed seeing her Master squirm. "Absolutely nothing-" Alucard started but was cut off by Seras "He came into my bathroom while I was in the shower. Asked the most idiotic questions. Not to mention embarrassing! HE asked me what a Period was!"

Integra's left eye was twitching and her vein in her temple was pulsing like crazy. She was tempted to shoot Alucard in the forehead with her pistol even if didn't kill him. "Erm it wasn't that terrible sure it was horribly embarrassing but please don't kill him Integra-sama" Integra smirked so evilly it almost would have made Alucard proud if it didn't scare the shit out of him. "No I have an even better punishment for him… you get to do all the cleaning for Walter for the rest of the week"

Alucard leapt up in anger "ME DO CHORES LIKE SOME SERVANT!" Integra glared at him so angrily that he immediately backed down. "Either that… or I can think of something much much much worse for you" he flinched, shrugging in both indignation and defeat he headed out to find Walter all the while cursing about idiotic self centered women.

TBC