Mwah ha ha hah! Okay, I suck at evil laughter. But anyways, I win my little minion! You better hurry up with that fluffy fic that you said you would write if I ever wrote a crack fic!

Now moving on to the subject at hand, I would like to thank those of you who tagged my fic in one form or another. I also thank those of you who reviewed. Especially you, my minion. I will never quit calling you that on this site. Now write my fluffy fic!

(cough, cough) I have gone back to the first chapter and fixed as many mistakes that I could find. I also made sure that I went over this chapter with a fine toothed comb as well. I am pretty sure that I missed stuff again but that is a given. I am better at catching things outside of my own work, but that goes for everyone though I believe. Oh well. I hope you enjoy this next installment of my little fic.

Since I haven't gotten any messages saying that I stole some ones idea, I am guessing I am in the safe zone. However, I could still be wrong. So I say again, if there is something out there that is just like this let me know and I will be more than happy to remedy the issue.

NOTE: If you are not that far into the Shippuden series of Naruto, then there is a bit of a spoiler here. Please don't kill me. I am still disappointed in the fact that a certain character that I dislike is not dead yet. However, he is mentioned in this fic, and tortured, but he is not the Kyuubi. Though the mention here might inspire a spinoff one shot. (insert evil grin here)

So on with the story…

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"Kyuubi is talking"

"Normal talking"

Thinking to one's self

"Not telling who this is yet…"

Phase Two

"You sure this will work Iruka-sensei?"

"Would you want to go through all of that?"

"Hell no. You think Ibiki would get a kick out of this?"

"More than likely. We all know how he likes to break minds."

"Too true. By the way, where on earth did you come up with the idea of the dancing slippers?"

Iruka snorted, "From a cartoon that I saw as a kid. I wouldn't be surprised if there is an actual myth about it somewhere. I like your idea about the body suit with a tutu."

"I know, I got the idea from seeing 'The Nutcracker.'"

"How on earth did you get dragged to a ballet with Shizune?"

"I'll let you know when I figure that one out. I do remember her mentioning something that I need to show that I have a more cultured side to the public."

Iruka just looks at Naruto, "… You and pranks go together. You and complete destruction go together. You making people who are out to kill you into your friends is almost common place. But you and cultured?"

Naruto glares at Iruka, "Yeah, well who asked you?"

"No one. "

"So what was the original reason you stopped by here anyways?"

"Oh yeah, here." Iruka hands over a file. "This is the results of the students who passed this year's gennin exams."

"Thanks. As much as I enjoyed this distraction, I really need to get back to my paper work."

Iruka gives Naruto a long glance, "How do get through it so fast?"

Naruto smirks, "You can stand in line to get that answer."

"Damn."

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Naruto walks up to the cage and sits back and watches the fox throw off the girls left and right trying to escape hair curlers and ribbons. Unfortunately, no matter how hard he tried to make them go away, they were still successful in grooming and styling his fur. He had ribbons tied to his ears and tails, curlers attached to fur on his tails that where being removed in to make his fur seem fluffier. His teeth had been cleaned and his claws had been manicured and painted glitter gold. He also had a giant gold bow tied behind his head. In all, the oversized demon fox looked more like a giant rabbit eared fluffy kitten model. It took all of Naruto's will power not to laugh.

"WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE THEM DIE?!"

(snort) I wonder how long it will take him to realize that I am here?

"YOU! HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND TO STAND THERE AND WATCH?!"

"Long enough for you to notice me. I have been here for the past 20 minutes. Not that it maters." Naruto looks at the girls and smiles. "Ladies, I must say, I like Usagi-chans new look. It suits him rather well…"

"I AM NOT A RABBIT!"

"Anyways, I have one last request of you all before I dismiss you all." Naruto then concentrates and a strange pile of pink items materialize behind them. "You see that pile behind you all?"

The girls all nod and some wander over to the mysterious pile and squeal kawaii.

Kyuubi then looks over at the pile and shudders, "Oh HELL no. There is no way I will…"

Naruto ignores Kyuubi and continues with his instruction to the girls, "You see ladies, I would like for you to dress Kyuubi up in his new outfit that matches the ribbons and bows that you have so generously adorned his body with. Once that is done, I am sorry to say, that you will have to leave."

"NO! YOU WILL NOT PUT ANYTHING ON ME! NOT NOW OR EVER!"

"I am afraid you do not have a choice in the matter fluffy butt. You agreed to allow me three weeks to try and break you. You wouldn't want to get out that you went back on your word now would you? No one would ever take you seriously."

"No one will ever take me seriously if they ever see me like this!"

"Considering that this is in my mindscape, and I can't draw worth beans, how am I supposed to show anyone what is going on in here?"

"I hate you."

"The feeling is mutual you overgrown bastard. Hrm, it looks like that the ladies are going to need a little assistance in getting your new wardrobe on." Naruto then concentrates and Kyuubi glows a faint shade of blue.

"WHY CAN'T I MOVE YOU BALD BLOND PRIMATE?!!"

"How else are the ladies going to put your nice new outfit? By the way, if I am bald, how am I blond?"

Kyuubi looks down at the girls and howls, "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" He continues to rant and swear as the girls get the bright neon pink body leotard on him with a shiny gold tutu over it. Kyuubi then notices to his horror that there are four matching ballet slippers that are the same color gold as the tutu. He turns to Naruto as the girls force his paws into the shoes and laces them up his legs, "What madness is this?"

"Simple. They are magical dancing slippers that force you to dance non-stop. Even in your sleep."

Kyuubi looks at him in horror and asks, "Makes me dance?"

"Of course. As a matter of fact, you will be dancing to the music from a ballet known as 'the Nutcracker'. I considered making you dance to 'The Russians Sailors Dance' but that was in my opinion too masculine. Then again, there is always the routine's that I have seen a group called 'Riverdance,' but they prefer to focus on lower body then full body. So 'The Nutcracker' it is."

Kyuubi looks at Naruto in complete shock, "Since when have you ever been interested in that stuff?"

Naruto sighs and snaps, "Since it seems of general opinion that I am not cultured enough to set a good example in my role of leadership. But that is beside the point." Naruto then looks over at the ladies and sees that they have completed their task of dressing up the Kyuubi.

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"…" Naruto suddenly bursts out laughing. "Ha ha hah! So much for your masculinity now, eh fox?"

Kyuubi's eye twitches, "Remove the seal and we will so who remains laughing."

"Ha ha hah, no." Naruto stops laughing and concentrates on the landscaping in the cage.

Kyuubi looks around in his cage and cringes at the mirrors, props, lights and speakers that appear in his cage. "I will flood you with a chakra and kill you for this."

"That will break the blood agreement that you made and I will win by default."

"You can't enforce it."

"Your right, but I am pretty sure the one who powered the seal on your cage would have a field day with you if you stop his entertainment."

"… There is no way you could get his attention without dying."

"I wouldn't be too sure of that. I looked at the seal that my father used to seal you and tweaked so I could get his attention without actualy summoning him."

"…" Kyuubi looks down at Naruto in shock. In a strangled voice he asked, "He came?"

"As a matter of fact he did. He was curious to see as to why a mortal, such as myself, would even want his attention. So I told him." Naruto smiles a sickly sweet smile and continues, "He seemed very intrigued by the whole idea that he created a direct visual link to the seal so that he can see everything that is going on. Apparently he gets bored and this is something no one has attempted before and he wanted see it."

"No, no way. It's not fair…"

"And the hell that you made my life is?"

"You said you couldn't show anyone what was going on in here!"

"That's right. I can't, but who's to say that the Lord Shinigami won't be more than happy to spread your humiliation to the wind?"

"Can I concede now?"

"No." Naruto then turns to the girls and says, "Sorry girls, it is time to leave." The girls fade out of existence and Naruto turns back to the Fox. "I probably should start the music now…" He then closes his eyes and concentrates again and music starts. "I hope you give the Lord Shinigami a good showing!" He then fades from his mindscape just before…

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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Five Days Later…

Naruto is looking out his office window at the stormy skies and says, "Come in Ibiki."

The door opens and Ibiki walks in and closes the door behind him. "Why do insist on calling people in the second their hand is a hair away from knocking on your door?"

"Because I find it amusing to hear people complain when I do it. So how has the teme been doing?"

"The traitor refuses to cooperate. I have tried everything that I could think of with him to 'encourage' him."

Naruto turns around and looks at Ibiki. He sighs and runs a hand through his hair and stops all of a sudden. A mischievous glint appears that makes Ibiki shudder in fear. "You know, I have a bet going on with the Kyuubi."

Ibiki raises an eyebrow at that little statement, "Really? Who is winning?"

"I am at the moment. I just thought of something though. It might work on the pasty emo. It is what I have been planning on doing for the final stage to break the fox."

"… If it has any chance of breaking the old demon I can only imagine what it would do to the human mind." Ibiki smirks sadistically. "Sharing is caring and all that…"

"Indeed. Here is what I was thinking…"

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Cliffy! You will all have to guess what I have in store for the old fox. I must say that final part is my favorite. You will all have to wait to find out! (insert more failed evil laughter here)

Sorry about the wait though. Been busy with Christmas and everything. I have two more chapters to write for this. I like reviews. Would love to see more. XD

Other than my minion, can anyone guess what will be used to break the Kyuubi? You will get imaginary cookies for it. Not that I could give you much else I am afraid…